Carlos Mencia stand up part 2

[Keenanville09]

4.6 GPS LMAO

[MrLeoxD]

Vote Carlos Mencia For President.! xD

[Sakaki709]

I have ADD so... LOWER MY FUCKING STANDARDS... oh wait, im in a treatment center.

[7FishHunter7]

I voted for Carlos!!!!

[NickTerra1]

Why so you hate stupid people Carlos?!

'Cause they're fucking stupid!

XD

[musicaddicted69]

- ' You would go anywhere to play with an animal , but you don't go to Okland 'cause a nigga might shoot you ! ' AHAHA , this man rullleeeeezz !

[mybabysblack]

why does he have to do that retarded mocking all the time?

it's was funny a couple of times, but then it got annoying....

[jennifermgilbert1995]

i love carlos he is so funny

[livndletdie]

right on the money hhhhahahaahahah,so fucking true.

[crimsonsnake008]

CARLOS MENCIA  GOT NO DICK

[googlewhores]

This is no bullshit what he is saying...

Im homeschooled and my teacher doesnt come out I get straight A's without doing anything at all

Going back to school next semester im so fucked I had to look on google how to spell semester

[thewholenineyears]

actually ADD is a disorder from birth. But i guess its true carlos is a stupid spiggaty.

spiggaty = a name for hispanics. from when they hopped their ass over the border and said "no spiggaty English."

carlos is an asshole. if some one had said being Mexican is not a race its a different species. you can guarantee he'd be pissed. but whatever he sucks at stand up anyway so he has to make fun of others.

and no i don't have ADD.

[CHOZEN2BJUGGALO]

dude ur an asshole and racist i am against anti-bush ppl but robin williams makes jokes about bush i laugh at em 2 cus they r funny had ADHD and i laughed at the fuckin joke its not bein an asshole he has to make a livin 2 so he may or may not b like this i dunno but if u doint like it dont watch it if u didnt like him to begin wit dont watch him common fuckin sense man and if u dont like wat i just said o fuckin well stick it up ur ass and light the mutha` fucker there i said wat i had 2 ducez

[thewholenineyears]

lulz looks like somebody didn't like what i said. cry some more.

[hxcmexi]

Spiggaty??

lmao dont you mean

no spika english

fucking moron get it right!!

Dick lover

[thewholenineyears]

actually i figured people wouldn't be stupid and could figure it out.

"no spiggaty English."

if you can't figure that out go ask your mom to help you.

yours

"no spika english"

if you want to put it into seperate words...

should be

"no spika te engles"

so you should learn something. because it appears you have the intelligence of a 4th grader.

[hxcmexi]

hahaha i have the intelligence of a 4th grader??? who's being the ignorant in here?? Only stupid idiots are racist. Go burn some books about Jews and Christians eventhough you're all Christians and shit!! Hitler dick lickers!! haha

[thewholenineyears]

"who's being the ignorant in here?" lol. i just realized your a beaner.  you cant speak proper English let alone type it.

[hxcmexi]

haha dude i'm a beaner but a native to AMERICA!! You my friend are the wetback who got here in a fucking boat from England! so shut your mouth and learn your shit before you open your mouth son!! I would whoop your ass and make you cry and bow to me!

[hxcmexi]

hahhhahaha 29 years old and playing Halo!! hahahaahahaa fucking pathetic loser!! Go try and get a girl to fuck you instead of having your hand do it for you. Or better yet Halo!! hahhahahaha

[thewholenineyears]

im 18 dumbass. lol just kill yourself you beaner.

[hxcmexi]

dnt lie faggot. you're 29 hahahaaha go kill yourself Hitler dick lover

[thewholenineyears]

hey even if i was 29 which im not im 18. at least im not a mexican.  you beaner you.

[hxcmexi]

idc if i'm a beaner. I aint no illegal in this Country and nor were my parents.

You ancestors and you are Wetbacks.

Coming here in boats. hahhahaha fucking 29 year old faggot!

[IncDeathCreed]

Go eat a dick wetback.

[hxcmexi]

Sorry dude. I'm not a border jumper nor wetback. Only wetbacks are Cubans and Whites. You all came in boats. hahaha fucking Wetback!!!

[IncDeathCreed]

wrong nigger, i came here on a Plane

[hxcmexi]

damn you're a nigger?? then you still came here on a boat you wetback!!

[IncDeathCreed]

Go learn how to speak english mother fucker.

[hxcmexi]

Are you that stupid?? dude i'm typing english dipshit!! hahaha fucking stupid ass dumb fuck!!! hahahah stupid cunt!!

[IncDeathCreed]

deaf mother fucker

[shadowvowed187]

HAHHAHAHAAH I fucking love this guy

[M3TALLICA303]

damn fu said nigger i love his shit but dats cold

[damiaking]

Omg so fucking funny when he acts retarded lol

[ollie0070]

i voted for carlos!! fuck your right heres your 1000 bucks

[socopatel]

the real standup...only he could get away with this.....

[Kokushi666]

DUHDUHDUHHHH

[tonybek1]

u won't go to Oakland because a nigger might shoot you hahahaha

ROFLMAO in tears hahahahahahaha

[tissetatten]

WHAT DOES LMAO MEEN?

[RaphaelMusic]

laughing my ass off :)

[qqqqqqqq]

Looking marabious about othollo.

:)

[Junior61095]

This video is funny

[Daphdidwhat303]

Lol I went to Catholic School lol and back when I was younger you didnt even laugh during the pledge of allegiance or they would fuck you up lol and this was 1995-7.

[wololos]

nooo carlos nooooo XDDD lol

[tthk2222]

you`re going to wear a helmet and you even don`t play football!! LMAO!!!

[pumpingplumpers]

i goin out my finger in his asshole roflmao

[Ofatbastard]

"i have a 4.6, GPS."

[awesomepho1]

HAHAHA "thats a fuckin good GPS ey?" hahahaha

[manny42ghost]

thats right fuckin idiots lowering standards, what a bunch of fuckin morons lmao

[binloved]

espinojr...Actors? It took a couple seconds..but hey, they killed the little monkey, they cut the top of it's head off in front of the camera...and you say, actors?

[espinojr]

ah yeah..actors, the mallets the tourists were given were made of foam rubber to not harm the monkey and the monkey was replaced with a fake one.

[binloved]

noooo, LOL you mean a real dead(fake)one , but they didn't kill it? lmao

[binloved]

I saw on "The Faces of Death" rich people sitting at a table with a hole in the middle, and a cage underneath the hole ($thousands per person).

The waiter brings a live monkey out, puts it in the cage and these rich, bored motherfuckers beat it with clubs until it's dead. The waiter comes out, cuts the top of the head off, and everyone eats the brains of the monkey.This is supposed to bring them close to God.

They were white...but I think all the really rich have done it (from books I've read).

[espinojr]

yup saw the movie too. . it was the only part of the movie, the cast had to recreate using actors. .

[binloved]

really...I didn't know.

[massergiomusica]

dude they did that in a really old movie Indiana Johns i belive..the old ones not the newer adaptations of the movie lmfao...

[Kickgoals]

this is really funny heehee

[njgygjk69]

white people are crazy

[DeathByMisdirect]

I Love it. MENCIA FOR PRESIDENT!

[warXnXpeace]

Hellz yeah!!

[wolfrunner59]

id vote for him, even though im 12!!!

[HalfDemonCali]

me too! and im 13! XD

[ahtambe]

Hell Yeah people. He is for real. He is the real AMERICAN.

[Uwish43]

xDx 400000000000000000000000

[Xdman94X]

lolololololololol

[dairyitches]

lol