1:37 You're in a plane crash, no hope of rescue, your son may be dead. Just when things can't get any worse... some old dude wakes you up to tell you he f**ked your dog.
BEST EVER TV SERIES!!! !00% more advance class. THIS IS THE OPINION DUE TO RESULTS OF 80% OF PEOPLE . THE ONLY ONE SERIES WITH SPECIAL ACTORS FOLLOWED BY THE HEROES. PLS GOT MAKE THE LOST RETURN SERIES FOR 2011!!! WE NEED RESURRECTION SERIES FOR LOST!!
This was great! Problem is I know the lines so well that some of them all I could hear were the real words and couldn't figure out how there were trying to distort it!
And one more thing: Tom Friendly is in a disproportionate amount of these clips, considering what a minor character he is! I guess he just exudes innuendo...
There seems to be some confusion about what a few of the clips are actually saying. It is as follows: -FIND your daughter -same FREAKIN' numbers -I'm gonna FIX you -I could use a blow DRY -If I TAKE him -how badly I want to KILL you -You want me to SAVE your LIFE -we're gonna have to TAKE the boy -not SHOWERING in front of you -you can FIRE me -I FOUND your son's dog
1:16 is the best. lolololol
mspersons 8 months ago
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You want me to suck your dick?
I want you to want to suck my dick
lol
bobdy9988 9 months ago
lol, wow, this un*sassa*ry (en*orship is *&c% up...
solidsnakestatus 9 months ago
The reactions to the fake bleeps are the best part of this vid! LMAOff
bigvic12 9 months ago 4
0:46 he actually does say "Blow-job" in the episode.
TheBlueflame25 9 months ago
@TheBlueflame25
He says "blowdryer" but it sure was a close one lol
AlejandroMBarba 9 months ago
@AlejandroMBarba well fuck me you're right haha I always thought he said blowjob.
TheBlueflame25 9 months ago
@AlejandroMBarba actually he says blowdry
tarystal 9 months ago
"We're gonna have ta *BEEP* your son."
"Wai- WHAT?"
TheFlailingWolf 9 months ago
Lol'd so hard at Ben Linus "I want you to want to suck my dick"
Because his character is so sensitive and quiet, it perfectly matches XD
bobdy9988 9 months ago
no mamen
jacasforever 9 months ago
john locks not going anywhere near my dog
andrewsotelo1 9 months ago 2
This is EPIIIIIC!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
MrNicetuber 9 months ago
lot's of f***ing going on in this show.
SethGline 9 months ago
"We have to f**k the boy"
Everyone and me: O.o
Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g 9 months ago
Jack: You want me to fuck your ass?
Ben: No, i want you to want to fuck my ass. hhahahahh
wisin1 9 months ago
0:43 the face of the nurse is priceless !
Serpette94 9 months ago
the guy at 0.38 looks like Ryan Reynolds!
HOTROD 9 months ago
if i fuck him,hes not ever going to be the same again ROFL
TheCandygirl115 9 months ago
HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
thewhatnow 9 months ago
The look on John's face as he says the line and the way he whispers it makes the whole scene XD
EchoBoomer1987 9 months ago
shhhhh
....i fucked your son's dog
ROFL
LoryLandskipper 9 months ago
I'm not shitting in front of you
HAHAHA Kate...
NotZacharySucksDick 9 months ago
ILL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GET MY FATHER DOWN HERE AND IF HE'S DRUNKER THAN I AM...YOU CAN F@*K ME
SuperTimeConsumer 9 months ago 2
hahaha,,this was the funniest shit ever,,i lold so hard
MrNicetuber 9 months ago
The John Locke one at the end was the best hahahaha XD
EchoBoomer1987 9 months ago
NO! i want you to want to suck my cock lol... if i fuck your son he's never going to be the same again haha!
tools747 9 months ago
I bet that`s the same dirty bastard who fucked my sons dog too!
TenkogaOkami 10 months ago
Jimmy Kimmel's a FAG! But this is funny...
drummerdo0od 10 months ago
whoever thought of the idea of making this, genius!
TheKurd99 10 months ago 2
THIS IS AMAZING. No matter how many times i watch it, it's still hilarious.
Gage578 10 months ago
"If I'm drunker than he is, you can f**k me!"
wafflecushioned 10 months ago
this has got to be the best version of "this week in unnecessary censorship."
mari71889 10 months ago 2
Oh, oh. Omygod. So many lolz. So many.
dude3390 10 months ago
This made me laugh so hard I farted.
enlowmation 10 months ago 5
lol the dislikes 69
924anthony 10 months ago 3
0:42. The nurses face is priceless.
yoyofoo09 10 months ago 7
Jack: "I'm gonna F*** you"
Nurse: WTF
Hootshot112 10 months ago 6
F***ing LOST
farq676 10 months ago
LOL do you know how badly I wanna f*** you? Yes.
xMakeupByShannonx 10 months ago 5
lmfaooooooo i love these
drshnty 10 months ago
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matthewlorXIII 10 months ago
Thumbs up for SUPER GUIERMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theBPbags 10 months ago 25
This is great. How about this
Sawyer: ''Guess what I just * a bear''
HomoSapiens99 10 months ago
"Hahahahaha, Kate"
ISt0leTheCookies 10 months ago 3
last one was the best lol
XxPeterBerryxX 10 months ago
this is by far the best unnecessary censorship
Hootshot112 10 months ago 4
Sarah - I know i'm not going to dance at my wedding
Jack - I'm going to f**k you
Nurse- The f**k?
LMFAO
MissMillsonxx 11 months ago 3
'while you're at it i could use a blowj*b' hahaha
Niinza1994 11 months ago 2
I got tears rollin down ma face ROFLMFAO!!! FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!
MsChicaLoca 11 months ago 3
i want you to want to s**k my c**k LOL
mastermine81 11 months ago 3
how much u wanna bet most of these people havent seen lost
cenaboy117 11 months ago 9
But I don't have a dog !
GSpotter63 11 months ago
My favorite: If I fuck him, he'll never be the same again
deadmemoriezs 11 months ago 4
Bring me an ottoman. while you're at it i could use a blow---!
DrPhilMusic 11 months ago
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cindloulou 11 months ago
literally rolling on floor laughing XD!!!!
sunshine208100 11 months ago
lmfaooo
ChrisMeccaTV 11 months ago
In tears from laughter
kissandra 11 months ago
i died laughing lmao.
XaleTorren 11 months ago
months later, i still get a good laugh at this. (Oh, FYI, dont be chewing on spits when watching :p)
Donthebugguy 11 months ago
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BabyayEileneej629 11 months ago
I BLEEP you son's dog.
What?
hahaha this is the best Uncessary Censorship ever! They should bleep other tv shows!
Hootshot112 11 months ago
"Do you have any idea how badly I wanna fuck you?"
"Yes"
L O fucking L
animefan848 11 months ago
laughed so hard
DoDGeRys 11 months ago
If I **** him....he's not ever gonna be the same. I used that line on a girl once. Almost worked.
andrewp6262 11 months ago
Jack : I'm gonna F*** you.
And here comes the nurse's face, LOL !!!
coon155 11 months ago 4
the best is the last one " I *BLEEP* your son's dog" "What?" LMFAOOOO
wschamps427 11 months ago
i've watched this at least 20 times and lol every time.
amitbarfs 11 months ago
im crying on the floor!!!!!
RSskill99 11 months ago
my favourite is "if i f**k him, hes not ever gona be the same again xDDD
Scalifax 11 months ago
*quote from video*
FunGuyFilmz 11 months ago 3
John: f**ked your sons dog.
Michael: What!?
magikkord 11 months ago
i laughed so hard when jack tells the patient "im gonna..."
MoneymanMSK 11 months ago
"i f**** your sons dog" xD
LazySisyphos 11 months ago
why is there a fat mexican superhero advertising a phone before the video?
testnumberone1 11 months ago 2
Shh... I fucked your son's dog.
XcPromise 11 months ago
@XcPromise That one I lost it, blurted out in laughter, had to clean the spit off my monitor.
ShatteredOne2007 11 months ago
I like how he says after a silent moment...."I'm gonna f*ck you" then u see the lady with her eyes wide in the next scene...lmaoo priceless XD
SakuraPetals106 11 months ago 2
68 people thought the dislike button said "dis-i-like".
josuedelatorre35 11 months ago
I just saw a Guillermo commercial about cell phones before watching this.... cool
JayLeeKorean 11 months ago
I fucked your son's dog.
kaysaydeeuhs 11 months ago
"shhhh....I f*cked your son's dog"
kittykitty0204 11 months ago 5
@kittykitty0204 LMAO!
kbtwrestlinggod 11 months ago
Wha-...What'd you say!?!?
smally809 11 months ago
"hey hey shhh.. i fucked your sons dog" hahahahaha
bennettjt00 11 months ago 6
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josuedelatorre35 11 months ago
I'm going back to f*ck your daugher! LOL!
flybaby014563 11 months ago
Turns Guirrmo into Super Guuuiiiieeerrmooo
MassiveEgo89 1 year ago
shhhhhhh!
Marzz5585 1 year ago
OMG I love this!
StealthG6On18s 1 year ago
I love that Kimmel does this it is so fucking hilariious
bboy1022 1 year ago
Hahahahahhahahahahahaha
katrinaleesg 1 year ago
random guy- sh! i f***ed your sons dog!
me- WHAT!?
shyguy54321 1 year ago 91
@shyguy54321 its actually:
John (Lock): Shhh, I ****ed your son's dog
Michael: What?
Wiichamp5 11 months ago
hahaha
Locke is so happy that he f#$!ed Walt's dog!
gngorganics 1 year ago 2
If I fuck him , he is never gonna be the same again LOL :)))))
boxterCarera 1 year ago 7
Dam this is funny
flawliss20 1 year ago
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This is freakin' hilarious!
Naomii1234567 1 year ago
Hey! I F***ed ur son's dog!
So so funny.
CrazyIndianMohawk 1 year ago 5
1:37 You're in a plane crash, no hope of rescue, your son may be dead. Just when things can't get any worse... some old dude wakes you up to tell you he f**ked your dog.
LaurelVentura 1 year ago 127
@LaurelVentura his sons sitting right next to him lol
JBauer785 11 months ago
@LaurelVentura Sounds like a strange riddle.
ig88bc 10 months ago
@LaurelVentura AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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tyboe15 1 year ago
I'm not gonna lie the first one in this vid got me thinking...and put a smile on my face :)
Ammo1174 1 year ago
alrighit , tell me this, you get my father down here right now and if he's drunker than me, you can !@#$ me!
SuperBHProductions 1 year ago
I f**ked your son's dog
TheBigCheeseStudios 1 year ago 4
i gave myself a headache watching this. All these are so funny. best late night bit ever. easy to see why the man show was so awesome
matt1523 1 year ago
It's even funnier when you know the real lines.
studmuffffffin 1 year ago
1:13
"We're gonna have to f*** your boy."
"What you say?!"
XD
chickenisman 1 year ago 6
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chickenisman 1 year ago
"I'm not sh**ing in front of you" "hahahahaha" LMAO
StarFource 1 year ago 2
lol i love the part where jack goes
"you want me to suck your cock?!"
ben: "no. i want you to want to suck my cock" xD
wildboyz322 1 year ago 5
66 users are censorship officials!
ANDREAILB 1 year ago
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BEST EVER TV SERIES!!! !00% more advance class. THIS IS THE OPINION DUE TO RESULTS OF 80% OF PEOPLE . THE ONLY ONE SERIES WITH SPECIAL ACTORS FOLLOWED BY THE HEROES. PLS GOT MAKE THE LOST RETURN SERIES FOR 2011!!! WE NEED RESURRECTION SERIES FOR LOST!!
kaviliaidissotiris 1 year ago
I f$&@:/ your sons dog, lmao
jblucchi2 1 year ago 5
OMFG !!!
While ur at it i could use a blowjob
AHAHAHAH
friggin EPIC
>:D
Supervisor69 1 year ago 4
this is the only reason i watch jimmy kimmel XD
HINRG14 1 year ago 4
you want me to suck your dick?
no i want you to want to suck my dick
CLASSIC
laraia4 1 year ago 7
check out this video, i would consider it Necessary censorship
/watch?v=PpDyWZa1el0
MrDucks962 1 year ago
The last one never gets old
MrSuperSmashed 1 year ago
These are way funnier if you've seen the shows beforehand. i could use a blow job lol
disciple419 1 year ago
This was great! Problem is I know the lines so well that some of them all I could hear were the real words and couldn't figure out how there were trying to distort it!
yonidf99 1 year ago
ROTF LMFAO! LOVED it!X-D My bf isn't even a LOST fan and evemn HE was busting out laughing! Too perfect! "I *bleeped* your son's dog"! HA!X'-D
TinkOfTinks 1 year ago
@TinkOfTinks Nice! Glad to hear other ppl think its as funny as we do!
yonidf99 1 year ago
@TinkOfTinks i hated lost.. but i love comedy! hehe
TheMattozzie 1 year ago
Lol I can't breathe!
SangChills 1 year ago
lol
xLilFreakkx3 1 year ago
Ahahahahaa!
CosmicUndeadElf 1 year ago
I just peed my pants. lol
TheOneCaress 1 year ago
the only two I didn't l ike was Richard talking about f(beeping) Ben; and Tom talking about F(beeping) Walt.
JackLivesTogether 1 year ago
If I'm drunker than he is, you can fuck me!!!
Hahahaha
SleightOfHand07 1 year ago 4
one word: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
madakab 1 year ago
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I (Bleep) Hate This Lost Show I'm just (Bleep) Happy They Made Fun of it. Best (Bleep) Idea ever.
Massive986 1 year ago
This is the bleep of genius.
Voodoofreak35 1 year ago
You just GOTTA love that black guy's face at 1:34 !
GwonamsYTchannel 1 year ago 4
Lol! The last part was the best
davel1988 1 year ago
:38 Worst man in America lol.
PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 1 year ago
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"You want me to suck your cock?!"
"no, I want you to want to suck my cock"
JC387588 1 year ago
ROFFL! The nurses eyes after Jack says, "I'm going to fuck you..." Hahahaha!
dirtysteve0h 1 year ago 4
Spectacular
Lurker12347 1 year ago
and a blow ***
darkslide327 1 year ago
Oh GOD....
3CuSO4 1 year ago
THIS VIDEO MAKES ME HAPPY, I'm glad i watched lost to appreciate this :D
TheToxicRadio 1 year ago 3
lmao Michaels reaction each time something is said to him makes it funnier XD
BunnyNo8 1 year ago
there are 66 fans of LOST, who did not appreciate this video.. I laughed so HARD!
DavidAngelMedina 1 year ago
I want you to want to , suck cock!
DavidAngelMedina 1 year ago
This video needs to be sooo much longer!
greenjinglebean 1 year ago
This video is what made me start watching LOST. No Joke, I'm serious.
sparta139 1 year ago
@sparta139 dude, your WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEHIND
gearsdan 1 year ago
@gearsdan I started watching on July 2010 and ended in August. So I was able to finish
sparta139 1 year ago
@sparta139 oh then thats good haha
gearsdan 1 year ago
WE GONA F*** YOUR BOY
WHAT YOU SAY?!
amit1295 1 year ago
Fucking Classic!!!!!
LittleFX1 1 year ago
no im not going to be dancing..............Im going to fuck you
Xxmuffinmurderx 1 year ago
I think this will never be topped..
Khaos696 1 year ago 4
an advertisement happend at the end of the video right on the last cenrship
DJstarscreamO 1 year ago
"While you're at it, I could use a blowjob!"
I think the best part about that is, if Lost had been made on HBO, then Sawyer would've DEFINITELY been the most likely to say a line like that! XD
DoctorDodge 1 year ago 58
oh god i can't stop laughing :D
alevsener2 1 year ago
shhh... i fucked your sons dog!
haloCE6 1 year ago 4
i almost died laughing!
AlbanianChetnik 1 year ago 3
FUNNIEST THING i HAVE WATCHED IN MONTHS!!!
Aphlix 1 year ago 2
My favourite line:
Jack: "You want me to suck your dick?!"
Ben: "I want you to want to suck my dick"
And than Jack's face... Priceless;)
Melania815 1 year ago 68
@Melania815 I always thought they were saying "suck my ass". Hmmmm. Brain buster!
knute321 1 year ago
I'm gonna sf*** you. 0:38
123BIGTIMERUSHFAN 1 year ago
OMG THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
LoveJedward4Eva 1 year ago
TEE HEE
MrTwig010 1 year ago
TEE HEE
MrTwig010 1 year ago
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"while you're at it, I could use a blowjob" in the episode Sawyer actually said blowdry but this is even funnier
IHATEMYBROTHER2 1 year ago
We're gonna have to fuck the boy
ugurLP1990 1 year ago
lmaoooooo
elpaisaflaco 1 year ago
And one more thing: Tom Friendly is in a disproportionate amount of these clips, considering what a minor character he is! I guess he just exudes innuendo...
CrAzYcHiCa428 1 year ago
CrAzYcHiCa428 1 year ago