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  • 1:16 is the best. lolololol

  • lol, wow, this un*sassa*ry (en*orship is *&c% up...

  • The reactions to the fake bleeps are the best part of this vid! LMAOff

  • 0:46 he actually does say "Blow-job" in the episode.

  • @TheBlueflame25

    He says "blowdryer" but it sure was a close one lol

    

  • @AlejandroMBarba well fuck me you're right haha I always thought he said blowjob.

  • @AlejandroMBarba actually he says blowdry

  • "We're gonna have ta *BEEP* your son."

    "Wai- WHAT?"

  • Lol'd so hard at Ben Linus "I want you to want to suck my dick"

    Because his character is so sensitive and quiet, it perfectly matches XD

  • no mamen

  • john locks not going anywhere near my dog

  • This is EPIIIIIC!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • lot's of f***ing going on in this show.

  • "We have to f**k the boy"

    Everyone and me: O.o

  • Jack: You want me to fuck your ass?

    Ben: No, i want you to want to fuck my ass. hhahahahh

  • 0:43 the face of the nurse is priceless !

  • the guy at 0.38 looks like Ryan Reynolds!

  • if i fuck him,hes not ever going to be the same again ROFL

  • HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahahaha

  • The look on John's face as he says the line and the way he whispers it makes the whole scene XD

  • shhhhh

    ....i fucked your son's dog

    ROFL

  • I'm not shitting in front of you

    HAHAHA Kate...

  • ILL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GET MY FATHER DOWN HERE AND IF HE'S DRUNKER THAN I AM...YOU CAN F@*K ME

  • hahaha,,this was the funniest shit ever,,i lold so hard

  • The John Locke one at the end was the best hahahaha XD

  • NO! i want you to want to suck my cock lol... if i fuck your son he's never going to be the same again haha!

  • I bet that`s the same dirty bastard who fucked my sons dog too!

  • Jimmy Kimmel's a FAG! But this is funny...

  • whoever thought of the idea of making this, genius!

  • THIS IS AMAZING. No matter how many times i watch it, it's still hilarious.

  • "If I'm drunker than he is, you can f**k me!"

  • this has got to be the best version of "this week in unnecessary censorship."

  • Oh, oh. Omygod. So many lolz. So many.

  • This made me laugh so hard I farted.

  • lol the dislikes 69

  • 0:42. The nurses face is priceless.

  • Jack: "I'm gonna F*** you"

    Nurse: WTF

    

  • F***ing LOST

  • LOL do you know how badly I wanna f*** you? Yes.

  • lmfaooooooo i love these

  • [Skip Ad Now]...*click...

  • Thumbs up for SUPER GUIERMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is great. How about this

    Sawyer: ''Guess what I just * a bear''

  • "Hahahahaha, Kate"

  • last one was the best lol

  • this is by far the best unnecessary censorship

  • Sarah - I know i'm not going to dance at my wedding

    Jack - I'm going to f**k you

    Nurse- The f**k?

    LMFAO

  • 'while you're at it i could use a blowj*b' hahaha

  • I got tears rollin down ma face ROFLMFAO!!! FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • i want you to want to s**k my c**k LOL 

  • how much u wanna bet most of these people havent seen lost

  • But I don't have a dog !

  • My favorite: If I fuck him, he'll never be the same again

  • Bring me an ottoman. while you're at it i could use a blow---!

  • literally rolling on floor laughing XD!!!!

  • lmfaooo

  • In tears from laughter

  • i died laughing lmao.

  • months later, i still get a good laugh at this. (Oh, FYI, dont be chewing on spits when watching :p)

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  • I BLEEP you son's dog.

    What?

    hahaha this is the best Uncessary Censorship ever! They should bleep other tv shows!

  • "Do you have any idea how badly I wanna fuck you?"

    "Yes"

    L O fucking L

  • laughed so hard

  • If I **** him....he's not ever gonna be the same. I used that line on a girl once. Almost worked.

  • Jack : I'm gonna F*** you.

    And here comes the nurse's face, LOL !!!

  • the best is the last one " I *BLEEP* your son's dog" "What?" LMFAOOOO

  • i've watched this at least 20 times and lol every time.

  • im crying on the floor!!!!!

  • my favourite is "if i f**k him, hes not ever gona be the same again xDDD

  • *quote from video*

  • John:  f**ked your sons dog.

    Michael: What!?

  • i laughed so hard when jack tells the patient "im gonna..."

  • why is there a fat mexican superhero advertising a phone before the video?

  • Shh... I fucked your son's dog.

  • @XcPromise That one I lost it, blurted out in laughter, had to clean the spit off my monitor.

  • I like how he says after a silent moment...."I'm gonna f*ck you" then u see the lady with her eyes wide in the next scene...lmaoo priceless XD

  • 68 people thought the dislike button said "dis-i-like".

  • I just saw a Guillermo commercial about cell phones before watching this.... cool

  • I fucked your son's dog.

  • "shhhh....I f*cked your son's dog"

  • @kittykitty0204 LMAO!

  • Wha-...What'd you say!?!?

  • "hey hey shhh.. i fucked your sons dog" hahahahaha

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  • I'm going back to f*ck your daugher! LOL!

  • Turns Guirrmo into Super Guuuiiiieeerrmooo

  • shhhhhhh!

  • OMG I love this!

  • I love that Kimmel does this it is so fucking hilariious

  • Hahahahahhahahahahahaha

  • random guy- sh! i f***ed your sons dog!

    me- WHAT!?

  • @shyguy54321 its actually:

    John (Lock): Shhh, I ****ed your son's dog

    Michael: What?

  • hahaha

    Locke is so happy that he f#$!ed Walt's dog!

  • If I fuck him , he is never gonna be the same again LOL :)))))

  • Dam this is funny

  • Hey! I F***ed ur son's dog!

    So so funny.

  • 1:37 You're in a plane crash, no hope of rescue, your son may be dead. Just when things can't get any worse... some old dude wakes you up to tell you he f**ked your dog.

  • @LaurelVentura his sons sitting right next to him lol

  • @LaurelVentura Sounds like a strange riddle.

  • @LaurelVentura AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • If you like travel and adventures check out the facebook group "TMD" or Youtube search "TMD PROMO TRAILER"

    Follow the JOURNEY!!! Stay tuned....

  • I'm not gonna lie the first one in this vid got me thinking...and put a smile on my face :)

  • alrighit , tell me this, you get my father down here right now and if he's drunker than me, you can !@#$ me!

  • I f**ked your son's dog

  • i gave myself a headache watching this. All these are so funny. best late night bit ever. easy to see why the man show was so awesome

  • It's even funnier when you know the real lines.

  • 1:13

    "We're gonna have to f*** your boy."

    "What you say?!"

    XD

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  • "I'm not sh**ing in front of you" "hahahahaha" LMAO

  • lol i love the part where jack goes

    "you want me to suck your cock?!"

    ben: "no. i want you to want to suck my cock" xD

  • 66 users are censorship officials!

  • I f$&@:/ your sons dog, lmao

  • OMFG !!!

    While ur at it i could use a blowjob

    AHAHAHAH

    friggin EPIC

    >:D

  • this is the only reason i watch jimmy kimmel XD

  • you want me to suck your dick?

    no i want you to want to suck my dick

    CLASSIC

  • check out this video, i would consider it Necessary censorship

    /watch?v=PpDyWZa1el0

  • The last one never gets old

  • These are way funnier if you've seen the shows beforehand. i could use a blow job lol

  • This was great! Problem is I know the lines so well that some of them all I could hear were the real words and couldn't figure out how there were trying to distort it!

  • ROTF LMFAO! LOVED it!X-D My bf isn't even a LOST fan and evemn HE was busting out laughing! Too perfect! "I *bleeped* your son's dog"! HA!X'-D

  • @TinkOfTinks Nice! Glad to hear other ppl think its as funny as we do!

  • @TinkOfTinks i hated lost.. but i love comedy! hehe

  • lol 

  • Ahahahahaa!

  • I just peed my pants. lol

  • the only two I didn't l ike was Richard talking about f(beeping) Ben; and Tom talking about F(beeping) Walt.

  • If I'm drunker than he is, you can fuck me!!!

    Hahahaha

  • one word: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is the bleep of genius.

  • You just GOTTA love that black guy's face at 1:34 !

  • Lol! The last part was the best

  • :38 Worst man in America lol.

  • ROFFL! The nurses eyes after Jack says, "I'm going to fuck you..." Hahahaha!

  • Spectacular

  • and a blow ***

  • Oh GOD.... 

  • THIS VIDEO MAKES ME HAPPY, I'm glad i watched lost to appreciate this :D

  • lmao Michaels reaction each time something is said to him makes it funnier XD

  • there are 66 fans of LOST, who did not appreciate this video.. I laughed so HARD!

  • I want you to want to , suck cock!

  • This video needs to be sooo much longer!

  • This video is what made me start watching LOST. No Joke, I'm serious.

  • @sparta139 dude, your WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYY BEHIND

  • @gearsdan I started watching on July 2010 and ended in August. So I was able to finish

  • @sparta139 oh then thats good haha

  • WE GONA F*** YOUR BOY

    WHAT YOU SAY?!

  • Fucking Classic!!!!!

  • no im not going to be dancing..............Im going to fuck you

  • I think this will never be topped..

  • an advertisement happend at the end of the video right on the last cenrship

  • "While you're at it, I could use a blowjob!"

    I think the best part about that is, if Lost had been made on HBO, then Sawyer would've DEFINITELY been the most likely to say a line like that! XD

  • oh god i can't stop laughing :D

  • shhh... i fucked your sons dog!

  • i almost died laughing!

  • FUNNIEST THING i HAVE WATCHED IN MONTHS!!!

  • My favourite line:

    Jack: "You want me to suck your dick?!"

    Ben: "I want you to want to suck my dick"

    And than Jack's face... Priceless;)

  • @Melania815 I always thought they were saying "suck my ass". Hmmmm. Brain buster!

  • I'm gonna sf*** you. 0:38

  • TEE HEE

  • TEE HEE

  • We're gonna have to fuck the boy

  • lmaoooooo

  • And one more thing: Tom Friendly is in a disproportionate amount of these clips, considering what a minor character he is! I guess he just exudes innuendo...

  • There seems to be some confusion about what a few of the clips are actually saying. It is as follows: -FIND your daughter -same FREAKIN' numbers -I'm gonna FIX you -I could use a blow DRY -If I TAKE him -how badly I want to KILL you -You want me to SAVE your LIFE -we're gonna have to TAKE the boy -not SHOWERING in front of you -you can FIRE me -I FOUND your son's dog
  • @CarltonBanks4Prez And the fact that Tom Friendly is actually gay!

  • I love 0:43.

    She looks genuinely TERRIFIED of what's about to happen.

  • Lol I fucked ur sons dog. I almost died of laughter. And when jack said you wanna suck ur $@%# and the other guy said I want u to want to suck my $@%#. Rofl Hahahahahahah