Oblivion odd conversation

[Kampfkraut]

audio-transcribe at 0:43 and it says "nothing I'd like to talk about shit"

[GinghamSpaniels]

I feel so sorry for the Breton when the Redguard tells him to be quiet. ;-;

[getwilly1]

lol redguards are racist. they called the white people. Bretons. trash. thats like calling someone white trash lol.

[TheKvicken]

Greetings Noood!

[MrMatt1512]

Redguard is racist

[Rexwar31]

I loled when I passed by an Imperial soldier on my redguard and he says:

"Whaat are you gonna do now redguard? bore me with your old War stories?"

[ChompChain]

Who the fuck starts a conversation with "I don't think so?"

[sithmaster4305]

@ChompChain apperently red guards

[Ogrefart]

Lol I killed Mankar Camoran yelling 'SHUTUP!!' with a Dremora Claymore while he was sat in his chair.

[CornAndKorn]

Well, I've downloaded RealSwords Redguard lately. So if anyone has a problem with my new Redguard, they'll have to take it up with my Kukri.

[lampsequoia]

bretons are amazing!

[SporeFreak2010]

STOP!! You Violated the LAW!! >8(

[detahdomo]

*Walks up to guy* I DON'T THINK SO.

[SaxonSpooner]

@detahdomo that guy is an arse.

[carnby080808]

whats the music at the beginning?

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@carnby080808 *facepalm* the elder scrolls 4 main theme...

[foojuice101]

The Countess of Leyawiin called me "Breton trash" once.

I'v never enjoyed killing anyone more :D

[WeenerManWVHS]

@foojuice101 yeah except you cant kill the counts/countesses they just get knocked out since they are part of the main QL

[foojuice101]

@WeenerManWVHS

No, she stops becoming an essential character after you do the Sanguine shrine quest and the thieves guild questline

[testwhite]

hows this worth posting? i hear this all the time in brooklyn..

[leon102074]

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mistergrumpy11]

I don't recall ever hearing the "Breton trash" line in my game. That was golden.

[aewilson95]

Jauffre voiced Breton: "So I've heard."

Black peasant: "GO AWAY"

[oglocgeeks2nd]

"Greetings Nord"

That's like me walking up to a black guy and saying "Greetings African-American"

[SaxonSpooner]

he says Breton Trash Later too

[JessA4825]

lmao, i love this game xD

[vuvrar]

what do u want breton trash LMFAO

[Xios55]

Khajiit kick ass...

[Xios55]

Jair is such a bastard.

[Chaar305]

Youre talking to me and i dont like you...goodbye. ( shivering isles )

[dfghj241]

-what do you want breton trash >=[

-WHATS GOING ON WITH YOU <=}

[BFBC3]

They're practicing speechcraft lol

[thecaptainfaggot]

5 people are Bretons

[KAmilkshakeP]

Hahaha!!

"Morning!"

"What do you want, Breton trash?!"

[thefenixfamily]

Guard: STOP! You violated the law!

Player: Hey, what did i do?!

Guard: I'm charging you for 3 offenses of 1st degree eavesdropping.

Player: Dammit... Well, what's the fee?

Guard: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!

Player: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCC­KKKK!!!!

[t3mp3lat3]

STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

[iAsian92]

"Go away. Fool."

[Killercoldice22]

NOrds really are the best :D SKyrim all the nords there to !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tuobniklat]

Argonians and Breton are the best!

[aricept12]

Everyone loves Wood Elves

[karatechopkitten]

It's even funnier with the transcribed audio.

[ratchet23438]

"go away fool"

[iAsian92]

@ratchet23438

Enough talk.

[MyDreamingMistress]

Redguard"Go away fool" Breton"Oh if that's the way you feel"....wow...they've got issues...

[MyDreamingMistress]

"Breton trash" awww isn't he nice....

[CaptainCarrion]

What's the name of the man on first?

[deathnight145]

The first thing he says is I DONT THINK SO ROFLMAO

[darken1995]

-Hello.

-Whats going on with you?

-STOP! You violated the law!

-Wtf...?

[LetsRapeJustinBieber]

go away fool. OH IF THATS THE WAY YOU FEEL!

[spartainB55]

NEVER BE A BRETON!!!!!!! That is if u want to be loved by cyrodil

[talitoXsparks]

@spartainB55 everyone loves Bretons :o... it's the freakin' kajiet that EVERYONE hates. on my kajiet char, everyone i walk by seriously goes out of their way to say "get away from me you stupid Fur-licker!"

[InfernalXpression]

@talitoXsparks everyone hates argonians...trust me :(

[TalonMercenary]

@spartainB55  and orcs theyre hated more!!!

[xman2008]

They have a love/hate relationship.

[SanguisNoctua]

some dark elf called me breton trash before, but I was a wood elf...

[AdamWeith]

HELLO!

What's going on with you?

Heard any news from the other parts of Tamriel?

Nothing I'd like to talk about.

*CLEARS THROAT*

Good bye.

Be seeing you!

.....

Fresh game! - And so it starts over again.

[gigantorex]

This is the reason why Oblivion is the best game ever made. xD

[GNRNo6]

oblivion kicks ass!!

[Drastam]

one of the things i dislike most about Oblivion is the awful voice acting.

[GNRNo6]

@Drastam r u kidding me?i love the oblivion voice acting!

[Drastam]

@GNRNo6 They used a dozen or so voice actors for all the voices. Every male Woodelf has the same annoying voice; ditto for female Nords; I can hear she is in a sound booth and smokes too much. Very poor production.

They blew the VA budgett on Stewart and Bean etc. A mistake in my opinion.

[chadheck96]

Your usual Oblivion witnessed conversation:

"1.Goodbye. 2.Hello. 1.Get lost Brenton Trash. 2.Nasty Creatures at best. 1.Be seeing you. 2.Hello. 2.Get out of here Redguard. 1.Thank Talos the Oblivion Crisis is over."

The "1" and "2" are the characters talking.

[ironman121296]

"Im through talking to you!," "Morning," "What do you want breton trash"

[KampferXeon]

'What do you want, Breton trash?'

'What's going on with you?'

I always thought that the NPC's in Oblivion were stupid. Now I know that they're downright retarded.

[Mirinovic]

@KampferXeon Well hi may be overheard that insult :-D

[JockeTheMaze]

OMG! you're nord

the coolest race ever!!!!!!

[Makutus]

@JockeTheMaze What a punny thing to say...

[RandomGamer342]

Lol, i remember that i got about 10000 bounty for talking to the countess in anvil before she sat down on the throne!

[Mirinovic]

@RandomGamer342 relay? so you go to jail did you?

[GNRNo6]

@RandomGamer342 hahaha

[danielfolife]

what did i do officer? ROFL

[IceManSudan]

that redguard is a prick. lol. whats his name and where does he live?

[fdnfdjnedb]

by azura by azura by azura

[MCGMATTHEW]

im argonian

[rofler15]

im a khajiit.

[Agent1W]

Redguards are racist against Bretons.

[ClaustrophobicMime]

What did you record this with? I use FRAPS but it won't let me record sound for some reason.

[TheAussie00]

Is your stereo mix muted?

[skydude38]

If I was on Skooma,I would they got a Love/Hate thing going on.But scince I'm not,I'm just going to say I am on Skooma.

[13DUH]

LMAO I think they're on skooma.

[OblivionKnight457]

lol im glad i want there

[dazza5266]

with the amount of racism in oblivion and each race hating eachother im beggining too think that cyrodiil is ancient L.A.

[Necromora]

LoL

[D0CCON]

I wonder if current LA still has the torture chambers once used for Argonians.

[dazza5266]

L.A. dosent have torture chambers . dont trust me go to dazzas pawn shop . alone . at mid night .

[D0CCON]

I'm here and its full of dead lizards and blood! The rumors are true!!!

[FionaatGuy]

I know another guy called Dazza5897 that plays oblivion. for a a second I thought he was you

[frequentgamer]

@dazza5266 the countess of leyawiin wants to reposess my house because I 've been talking to the count

[dazza5266]

get sanguine to her . that'll teach her . imperial trash

[Legionary119]

@dazza5266 I'm an imperial but I'm building up to be a Vampire, does that make me trash or a monster?

[Mirinovic]

@dazza5266 the Readgurd heat Bretons bicous they are magic user and Redguar

don like magc they are warrior race

[uppermanxx]

can you hack the game to start up the converstation maunally

[badstuid]

not red trash

breton trash he says;)

[Xx0gh0st0xX]

LOL you violated the law by listening to people talking =D

[FBrown3000]

That Redguard would pwn that Bretons ass!!

[averyj9]

LOL Love Console Command Bugs

[CrouchingCrab]

STOP!!! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!

[Volton75]

SKOOMA TRADE WHERE?!?!?!

[TheElderScrollsNerd]

LMAO "Breton trash" racism in oblivion ftw!

[sonicsecrtrings]

well in a city with my nord character a gaurd called me snowman

[fallingcats]

I'm a wood elf in my game and the guard called me treehugger

[Skor423]

I was im a pirate ship and two enimies where right beside me on the other side of a wall. one pirate came to where i was, killed him and the other was complity oblious. :P

[nesquikrabb1t]

lool red trash xD i love the conversations they have in oblivion i always get the mud crab conversation :P

[Beves640]

lol red trash

[marcogugo]

lol " -Go away fool! -It's the way you feel?"

[XarXezz]

LOL i always hear people say this in my game>

'They say when you murder someone the darkbrother hood come to you in your sleep, its how they recruit new members'

Reply:I've heard others say the same'

Whats the news from the other provinces?

New topic:The fighters guild is recruiting again, not bad for some folks, if you got the stones for it.

Reply:so I've heard.

Bye

Farewell

LOL i always hear this conversation :P

[ILFxKNGMRDRU]

wtf

the white dude talks about the fighters guild

then the other dude starts talkin about it

the white dude "so i've heard"

[karner123]

hahaha

[Jlar08]

what ya want breton trash?LOL

[jamminjago]

mudcrabs, filthy beasts..

[craigwl11]

i suppose we'll never get a straight conversation out of these two.... STOP! YOUVE VIOLATE THE LAW!

[daguyonice]

lol 1:16 nigger world

[daguyonice]

at 0:17 im not trying to be racist but i heard nigger

[Layford5]

lmao "If you've got the 'stones' for it" XD

[klerkin2]

"i unsderstand the fighters guild is hiring again" "so ive heard" go away fool" LOL

[altfan]

Ha! I love the Fighters Guild bit!

[OllieCheek]

Its funny how some npcs seem to hate each other. The orc and the argonian woman in skingrad castle do this as well.

[OllieCheek]

go away fool! lmao