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  • he is a little bit boring all of business but not funny concept

  • stop complaining everyone. he's doing the best he can. and he knows, he knows that no one will ever present a keynote better than Steve Jobs.

  • Have you noticed only one guy was laughing

  • Fandroid fags are jealous!

  • now where can I get the iphone 3gs?

  • Steve Jobs was much better at presenting keynotes...

  • You see why it is 9:41 on the iPhone picture? or the iPad? its becuase their syncing the presentation so when they show the picture it is 9:41 realtime

  • 0:14 That seat was reserved for sj

  • Tim Cook don't have scent of humor like SJ

  • @mrd0nlov3 sense*

  • @mrd0nlov3 probably because one of his closest friends for years was on his deathbed during this keynote

  • i need it!

  • careful Apple might have a patent of uploading their keynotes to youtube...........lol

  • Did he say "atamaticly" instead of automatically?

  • one week from now,if you don´t fix my iphone 4s battery problem.i´m going to android.

    and your presentation was to slow.get same steroids.

    don´t forget one week.

  • @moha29mede Shit this was two weeks ago! Nooooo

  • china...bought Apple products....go home...dismantle everything....come up wif fakes -___-"

  • hey tim my iphone 4s have problem whit battery life it´s to low.

    you think you can solve it?

  • I love how these conferences are full complete bull shit. "for every pc sold there is 5 macs sold" thats bull shit as 75 percent of people who own a computer own a pc... awkward

  • @LAWLoROFL He's referring to the growth relevant to the company. Apple has around 6-7% of the global computer market. Increases will result in a greater growth % because those units sold represent a greater % of the total units. Yes, the PC market only grew by around a sixth but it's because PCs represent around 90% of global computers.

    Basically: If I have 10 sweets and gain 1, my amount grows by 10%. If you have 100 sweets and take one, your amount grows by 1%.

  • WE LOVE APPLE!!!

  • was about to sleep. literally

  • You suck Tim Steve jobs rule

  • Tim is as boring as John Laurenitis

  • Tim cook isn't good as Steve Jobs

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  • steve jobs even on his last days was more fun and more active than tim cook :/ 

  • he doesnt have the edge of steve :/ neither the spicy touch.

  • i like his voice

  • give us the ability to stream and redownload our purchased movies anytime anywhere

  • @JFL1988 I think they're probably working on that

  • everytime he pauses for a bit too long its becos he is expecting applause...

  • He's as boring as John Laurenitis.

  • @Model7645 How dare you? Mr. Laurinitus is Mr. Excitement!

  • 1:05:50

    First laugh

    If it was steve (RIP) it would have been something like 0.00.01

  • Iphone 4Steve (for steve)

    RIP STEVE JOBS

  • I miss steve!

  • Really awkward lack of clapping

  • @JacobHillMusic These press events are often like that. Reason is because they're busy scribbling away on their iPads or typing away on their MacBooks about all of the new stuff to take back to their boss for publication. Steve had the same audience when announcing the 2nd gen iBook and 1st gen iPod, as well as the aluminum iMac.

  • @rml695 You know that if it was steve giving this talk though they'd be clapping a whole lot more, I felt pretty sorry for tim

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  • Was I the only person that watched all of the 1:37:14 of this video?

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  • phil schiller is awesome, a good steve substitue for keynotes

  • i miss steve, :(

  • best phone ever

  • At 20:19 the iPhone4's screen looks wider than the iPod touch's.

  • aww little squirrel!!

  • Download the free app: apptrailers and use the code: epiikxedge to get points for free giftcards: iTunes.

  • 18:53 I focus on facebook in the boardroom too.

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  • that would be awkward if Siri didn't understand what they were saying :S

  • 11:17 REALLY FUCKED UP DOCK!!!

  • push the left and down arror keys on any video to play snake. thumbs up if it workes.

  • its billion.it says million

  • Can't wait to see the iPhone 5!

  • I'm so sad that no-one can replace steve and his way of telling about things! Someone make a clone of Steve Jobs!

  • Apple = Amazing!

    OSX Lion - I haven't had a proper chance to use it but when I do I'm sure I'm going to love it!

  • I use to be an android fan but because of their lack of the galaxy nexus and run arounds I'm gonna get three iPhone 4s this Saturday... also very excited to do so.... :-) can't wait the that long lol

  • I came here for the iPod updates..took me forever to find it

  • first graph imo is misleading because windows has a much MUCH bigger base than apple so obviously it will take more time for thousands millions of people to upgrade to win7 if they even want to and that is assuming their computer can run it... am i right?

  • Full Form of

    IOS=Intelligence Of Steve... :)

  • sigh

  • :P

    

  • @pokeastuff- Fandroids.

  • It's funny how they aren't applauding all as much, as when Steve jobs presented.

  • Im watching this from my PC....Wanting the macbook air

  • Steve Jobs would have done a damn wonderful keynote! Man, I sure do miss him!

    We miss you a lot Steve :-(

  • profit well spent

  • i think siri is the best thing Apple showcased. not made, not created, but improved. google downplayed this because it's that awesome.

  • Siri is freaking amazing.

  • i feel as if i need to watch this keynote on a mac, not a windows..

  • i believe 'reserved' one for Steve!

  • Is it just me or it doesn't feel the same as before? :/

  • "Siri, I need to hide a body"

    "What kind of place are you looking for":

    -Reservoirs

    -Metal Foundries

    -Mines

    -Dumps

    -Swamps

  • Siri you're so fucking nice.

  • Sorry but TIm's voice is putting me to sleep good god man raise your voice man SING !!!!

  • of course he cannot replace steve but who says he has to? I think he did an outstanding job in this keynote

  • @gpolenik Agreed 100% :)

  • He told alot of lies^^ for example its not the thinnest smartphone at all..

  • @clouds5 it is the thinnest smartphone because it has no taper, unlike the other "thinnest smartphones".

  • @itechkid I dont want to get into this discussion. But when you compare a SGSII and an iphone the SGSII feels thinner. Thats the way it is. I dont mind thick phones btw.

  • @clouds5 yeh well he's not referring to how it "feels" – he was referring to a cold, hard fact – the phone's dimensions.

  • @clouds5 I see. I take back what i said earlier :) I just looked it up and its 9.91mm on theSGS2 (only small thick part on the top - otherwise its 8.71mm) against 9.3mm from the iphone4. Its technically correct to say the iphone is the thinnest BUT its also very obvious why many people would say the SGS2 feels thinner. Because almost all of it actually is thinner. I dont know why i'm even debating that :D I'd put a thick cover on both phones because they just feel too thin when play games..

  • What Sad people didn't like this video??

  • "I love apple". Yes Tim Cook this is exactly the kind of customer Apple wants, someone who loves apple. Google wants customers who are critical and that the android like what he does andnot to be a famous brand. Apple fans will increasingly look like communists.

  • "I love Apple". Tim Cook Yes this is exactly the kind of customer Apple wants, someone who loves apple. Google wants customers who are critical and that the android like what he does andnot to be a famous brand. Apple fans will increasingly look like communists.

  • MINE IS TAKING FORVER TO GET HERE! da f**k! 

  • Why is it a Music icon instead of iPod?

  • can't wait for mine to arrive!

  • ahhhhh gente 

  • Hate to day that I'm very disappointed in my 4S :/

  • ive been looking for this for ages ! thank you ! rip steve ! the one that cant be replaced !

  • NO STEVE EVERYTHING IS BORING !

  • I like Steve better. Tim is good, but lacks the enthusiasm Steve has.

  • Not the same without Steve

  • Hehe i like how he tries do it like Steve LoL.

  • This video changed my whole perspective on iPhone's . I used to think they were crappy shit , and I hated there onscreen keyboard , but after this video I thought of how Siri will change my life, make my life easier, her helping me with texting when im lazy , calling when im lazy, telling me the forecast, look for stores, asking Siri to fill in my calender, and etc. This is revolutionary , Best thing ever <3 I'm so getting this, APPLE IS THE BEST!

  • 107 people do not like the letter i =/

  • Apple, love you!

  • MY DAD IS ORDERING ME THIS NOW... WHOOT WHOOT

  • BRING AN APPLE STORE TO EGYPT!!! All we have is a shitty corner in the ONE virgin megastore we have

  • You know, if Steve had done the keynote (or stevenote) he would have done a really funny demo of siri... Shit, I miss that bastard!

  • @pSmall360 ik, these guys just arent the same

  • 53:00 

  • 47:50 He knew this was going to sound VERY stupid. Oh wow! More clock faces, I'm definitely getting one now!:')

  • @HawK047 um no he didn't. many, many people were requesting this.

  • 24:10 Steve Jobs' chair...

  • @Anonyhr nope, jonny ives

  • @Anonyhr no one should be able to sit in that chair now hes gone

  • Newsstand Sucks!

  • Sleeping lessons by The Shins

  • What is the song 5 minutes in (where they show the clip of Hong Kong's opening day)?

  • First off. RIP to STeve Jobs and also may his family have comfort during this time. We all know when you lose someone very close, especially a parent or spouse, nothing is normal for a VERY long time. As far as Apple goes. My best way to put it they remind me of the band Alice in Chains. Layne Staley died and everyone figured the band was completely done. Staley was an incredible front man as was Jobs, but he also had a great supporting cast in Jerry Cantrell. Give Apple a chance to still shine!

  • гамно ваш гамнофон 16 гигов 199 баксов та вы чо ахуели!

    старый стоил 99 баксов посностю ахуели

    етот телефон максимум стоит 4000 тис. грн. и не копейки дороже ебать гандоны те хто купит ету хуетень безсмысленую да ищо и без русского и украинского языка пидары ети розроботчики и гниды

    за такие деньжыща в украине гамнофон будет стоить 10тис. можно купить комп хорошый комп

  • I'm going to allways buy the S version now so yeah i will buy a Apple iPhone 4S White 64GB! next will be iPhone 5S but memory unknown maybe 128GB or more :D or less :\ and maybe a new colour if there will be one

  • why am i watching this anyways i know i'll never get an apple product tho i do see the future of the camputers tablets mp3 players and phones all in apple because they are the best of the best in the mid west! They know the future so well or is someone from the future working in apple or an alien working in apple well guess i'll never know! I fell so sad that the apple products cost 2.5 times more here exept for the i pad what is 0.4 times and its in euro's ok cya guys and reply if you can help!

  • i think apple would be the top selling computer seller in the worl if the price would be a lot lower. My friend said that the macs are fast and great but they break down a lot. I got a windows 7 but i would love to buy a macbook but the price is too high so those of you who agree with me(A lot don't cus they all have macs and other stuff from apple because they live in us where the price is 2.5 times cheaper) thumb up this comment to the top!

  • i wish steve jobs was still alive... he died too soon Y_Y

  • I am Thinking Lil Wanye Wont Be Using Siri

  • Yeah, I think I would go die too if I released something like this.

  • 4 Steve!

  • Ive got this iPhone and it's brilliant. I want a job with Apple really badly

  • S teve

    I s

    R eally

    A wesome

  • @Model7645 its SIRI you idiot

  • Text (txtme iPhone) To (368638) to get info on a iPhone 4s!

  • I miss Steve..

  • Wish Phil was CEO, he would be awesome!

  • Damn guys, Steve Jobs is passed on, and we should all celebrate his life, but Tim is not trying to replicate him, and the passing of Jobs doesn't justify criticism put unto the new CEO for no apparent reason other than it's not Steve Jobs.

  • we'll always miss that man in the black turtleneck...RIP Steve Jobs :'(

  • oh my god, Cards is going to revolutionize the annual christmas cards mailing

  • He's trying way to hard to be steve jobs. I don't believe that he is feeling what he is saying. Rather, he's trying very hard to embody someone else.

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  • When i saw that "reserved" chair,i think i know just who they were reserving it for.Good Spirit Apple!"i" till the day i die!

  • We're making it even better...

  • Although I support android, but there is no denying that this phone is really awesome. It is user friendly unlike android phones which I think many people find it less user friendly.

  • tim cook? stop trying to be steve jobs your pretty boring and you sound like you didn`t slept for the last week...If you run apple like you do your keynotes then apple is doomed....

  • @jackripper990 He did well!! It's seem that you don't like Apple. I like Apple and Hope to the Bright future of this Company

  • @jackripper990

    he's not trying to be Steve Jobs stop being such an arrogant prick.

  • no one no matter how good someone is, nobody can replace Steve Jobs`soul and passion

  • Wow. I can't believe it. Apple started out in a garage MANY years ago. Now look at it! Best selling phone! Best selling tablet! 25 million iOS 5 downloads! And of course the BEST costumer service on this planet!

  • I agree, Tim Cook did well, its not Steve Jobs but nobody is. This was his first one of many keynotes nexttime he will be just better. As far as presentation goes I would not call it disappointment SIRI looks great unfortunatly I'm not from english speaking country so it probably never will be for me. New camera with f2.4 lens is just unbelieveble for a phone, and iCloud I just cant wait for that.

  • @SafironX true he knows how to pitch something

  • we have just invented hot water, and we think it will really change the way people shower every day

  • hes not too bad

  • tim cook talking

    me: ZZZzzzZZZZzzzz

  • he is ok with this role

  • TIM COOK - Dont try to act or talk like steve,there is not match for steve jobs and his keynotes.He is the ONE- Igod

  • siri is not as fast as what it seems like in this keynote

  • Pwns the hell out of any android device

  • "I love Apple"

    captain obvious Tim....

  • @Hordasx9 You ve been living in a cave for the last 30 years?