dane cook relationships

[p1ssnugget]

Damn women and their verbosity. Able to mind fuck any man that stands in their way. That's right!! =)

[Eyohannes93]

5 people are in relation-shits.

[GloomyPandaBear1]

don't make your girlfriend cry and go play xbox some girls will forget about the fight if you ask them to play xbox with them. i would haha in it for xbox!

[DrawBeyond]

Press 6 over and over Lol

[salsmi123]

Press 9 over and over agin. Lolz

[amacdonald27]

dane cook sucks

[WolfgangXerxes66]

Quotes video gets thumbs up

[gregis111]

dane cook is overrated and not that great of a comedian. But this is fucking hilarious.

[7XxshadowxX7]

[insert witty quote from video here]

[TracNicful]

It's not that simple, ok? My cd's are in his Truck! LMAO

[mepwnage999]

@TracNicful i read this and heard it at once

[TracNicful]

@mepwnage999 I know right? I've found myself in the same situations and thank god i can finally laugh about it!!!

[isabelletoledo94]

now we girls have lisps?

[PMPstudios20]

@isabelletoledo94 Still bitches too. So funny though, it's hilarious how he does the lisps. Prissy youtube commenter.

[EddyKicksAss]

@isabelletoledo94 Yes.

[WinddanceGirl]

@isabelletoledo94 Apparently we do. xD

[upser76]

BRAIN NINJAS

[AZNpride7607]

"you're stupid like your father"

[DomoxShow]

"Were the fuck do i live?! Thats a pantry..!"

[allmyne76]

i luv dane cook! this video made me laugh til i cried!!

[NoSoup4uEVER]

Us women, we are indeed mental terrorists. We are in fact brain ninjas. Lol, I throw Tic-Tacs at my boyfriend when he ignores me. He knows everything on his ship of Right. He can read your mind. That's just ceepy.

[piratej924]

SOOOOOO TRUE LOL

[EmOocHIiCkk1]

You know why he bought the noodles? COZ HE'S A SMART FUCKING GUY!!!! Lmfao

[Xneams6]

umm, were fuckin over, aren't we? alright you go that way i'll go this way, it was good times!

[Nabhansox15]

tell me who bought the fucking noodles, ya thats right i did! enjoy my fucking noodles!

LMAO

[THEBLOODKING123]

Thank you DC, for showing me how to fight with my girlfriend!

[bunnyboo14174]

hey ppl



[PumpkinPuffer]

Dane "UNFUNNY" Cook. Right up there with Will"unfunny" Ferrell

[3daysgracecraze]

3 people are stupid

[emobbyxoxo]

You know why he bought me all the noodles ? CAUSE HES A SMART FUCKING GUY !

[SLiK1985]

3 people drove into fuckville, and couldn't drive out.....

[chamelion55]

@SLiK1985 now it's 4!!!!! 

[tombkreeper3]

My gf and I never fight.... We release or stress daily by making perverted jokes.

OH YEAHHH!!!

[apurjuize94]

MY FATHERS A BRILLIANT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smasonvacation]

2:55 i gave him a standing ovation in my living room. 

[rangerazlm]

you just driven into fuckville and shes the mayor LMFAO

[Roni1987100]

i cant karen its not that easy,my CD's are in his truck lmao!!! your stupid like ur father lol,dane cook is amazing!!!

[bffgirlygirl]

YOU DONT EVEN *high voice* KNOW!!

[bffgirlygirl]

relationshit xDD

[curlybob64]

I love the part where he said that thing and it was funny. Oh wait, that never happened.

[perfectcellfreizaguy]

One dislike .... not cool.

[EbonyAndShadow12]

You dont even know how much i love this vid! you dont even know!!!

[monkeythang]

SO TRUE

[JJDuality]

"We can never just be adults and look at each other and go: hey you know what come here for a second.. amm we're fucking over aren't we??"

So true!

[ISkAtEbOaRd96]

If your bored in a relation ship, have sex....alot of sex

[lisaphilnky52]

LMFAO.........................­........

[lisaphilnky52]

LMFAO.........................­.......

[PantherMistress88]

"Brain ninjas" HAHA He is right! XD

[Ryz0ne]

"you dont even know!...you dont even.. *high voice* KNOW!!"

haha

[josiahtacoo]

DANE COOK!!! <3 my gf just left me! :) u make me laugh man love ya!

[77S7E7A7N77]

the way he says shit at :02 makes me laugh

[memorizethatcard]

You've just Driven into Fuckville and she is the mayor

[nicoleclark90]

3 to 5 steps, 3 to 5

[hayleyinabucket]

IN ORDER.nowfightmefor3daysbecaus­eI'mbored.

[lilypop87]

LOL hes right XD

[moodymeb]

gawd i love dane cook xD

[MrNZDAVE]

SUCH A FUCKING DICK.

[lilkay0098]

ENJOY MY FUCKING NOODLES !!!! XD

[77S7E7A7N77]

DAMN JEEEEWS

[moodymeb]

@77S7E7A7N77  LOL omg i loved when he said that i fell over laughing xD

[crownmuriel]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I did this to my ex once but I didn't compare him to his Father but to his Mother. He went fckn ballistic! HA!!!!!

[Gabashable]

you don`t even know, you dont even- you don`t even know, you don`t even KNOW!!

[ITZCici123]

who bought the fucking noodles??? lmfao!!!

[Najima56]

hhahaaa my cd;s are in his truck>

[VampireLovesNickLeo]

it's so true!!!

[xxNutcasexx]

so gosh damn true

[missheidiknows]

"You've just driven into fuckille and she's the mayor!" Lol, I love dc

[SeetherSickness]

lmao he says 'knock it off' like someone is actually doing it at tht moment... lol, wtf?

[sayydeexkillz]

his face @ 6:46-6:53 :D "BUUURN!"

[mjluver14]

hes always so right!!! oh my damn i love him!!

[monkeyzrule930]

BAHAHAHAHAA!

[brambleshadow2]

Woohoo for ninjas of the brain!!

[2015dman]

thats some funny shit right there

[nissih18]

lol...mental terrorist.

[PrisonBreakMatt]

who baught the fucking noodles

[PMPstudios20]

@PrisonBreakMatt Whu cant fuckeeng spel

[CAILLOUX65]

yup

[PrisonBreakMatt]

lol dane cook is da best

[250usagi]

agreed

[synco1985]

@PrisonBreakMatt george carlin was way better :d but Dane cook is extremly good

[alecek]

@PrisonBreakMatt he is good ,but definetely not the best,sometimes he is like pablo francisko