Jeff Dunham & Peanut & Jose Jalapeno

[poopoocoffeecan]

1:06 now thats talent

[Coco1Love]

21 people arent hhhhhappy with hhhhhhaloween

[ArizonaSean]

Fucking commercials.

[kendraanne19]

Looveee this(:

[jackobreed]

This video made me laugh so much it made me cry

[sserpent21]

STEEK



[mermaid5634]

"on a stick" HA! my fav part! cuz if cha think about it...it sounds wrong X3

[marti9999cod]

jeff: did anything else happen today

peanut: no

jose: yes

peanut: damn

[neymar11brazil11]

B.M.W big mexican women on a stick

[gaara38894]

well ur mother is a corndog

....... on a stick

[gaara38894]

purple basterd

mexican condoment

[MultiBmxmaniac]

@gaara38894 i dont use them,,, and neither did your mother LMAO

[Murph2321]

do a little tap dance we got salsa :D

[nanamilucia123]

You know what's the best part about watching Jeff Dunham perform? When you realize he's a one-man show. :)

[KittenCutie02]

Jeff :: Anything else happen today ?? *

Peanut :: No

Jose :: Si

Peanut :: Damn .

[KeshaDinosaur55]

Jose gives hes stick to jew! loll

[jjnana100]

@KeshaDinosaur55 oh dont worry he has another stick!

[KeshaDinosaur55]

@jjnana100 ahaa!

[ebanales13]

Penutt : Mexican condiment...

Jeff: a condiment

jose Jalapeno: i do not use them

Penutt: you dont

Jose Jalapeno : and neither did your mother >,<

[TheGreatKungLao]

@ebanales13

Walter: That is funny s*** right there. That is funny s***!

[myzah123]

I luv dis

[p8ntkid13]

on a stick



[bball19star]

"If you like Jalipenoes I give me stick to YOU!"

[SammiLouWho14]

i have watched this video tons!!! love and will never get tired of Jeff Dunham!!! <3 :))

[Amkmaa]

only gay ppl would dislike this

[thekamea16]

very funny

[LaRosaBonita7]

i will never get tired of jeff dunham!!!! (^_^) everytime i watch him i get all kkkhhhhappy

[mastercheif617]

peanut: i took him to the spaaaaa.

Jose': he put me in the vegetable steamer

[jufortader]

did anyone alse see the commercial with borak obama in it a a pakistan guy

whats the name of the movie

[SlasherSrXs]

HHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAH 

[SDSUgal]

Gotta love josa!

[lkdjsnvlmksd]

Jose haz ze stiack... I took him to the spaaaaa

[bf449]

@stargirl1288

It's was Big daddy D the other dude was wrong

[cnielsen123]

what the hell is achappy haha :)

[mrdcfan1996]

no we did not hhhave a good day .

YES WE HHHHHHAD A GREAT FRKKING DAY!

[stevendeng16]

lol 1:48

[GialloHorror]

Peanut and Jose are still my favorite acts.

Jeff Dunham is fucking hilarious!

[AsianPride0314]

wooaah! oh dude i thought you gonna drop him oh jesus .. i would have been funny as hell

[peepers1o4]

Yes Not Shutup!

[celestia97]

Yes we HHHHHHHHHHHad a great fricken day

[jackrussellclass101]

Walter:That's funny shit right there funny shit

Peanut:that was good but u need to work on it a little

Jeff:y

Peanut:because from here it sounded like it came outta my ass

Jose:now I have somewhere to put my stick

[StarGirl1298]

@jackrussellclass101 That Was Walter?? i Thot It Was Big daddy D...... My Bad :)

[celestia97]

Yes we hhhhhhhhhhad a great FRICKEN DAY LOL

[christron330]

@makemefamous14 ill let you freaking know he is one of the most famous damn comedians known to america check forbes hes one of 2011's most needed to know names thank you very much

[kingbugsbunny13]

18 ppl dont have 'eh steeck"

[stars2002pink]

Oh and peanut funny fav character1

[stars2002pink]

Jeff is awsome!

[110Babydoll]

18 people dont have lives

[Kiss101ass]

I love peanut!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blueberry1298]

i love jeff dunham's video 's .

[Mariasaysrawr1]

BMW: Big Mexican Woman......... On a stick. :D

[Coco1Love]

a good day yes no shut upp

[bkspavilion1]

mmm cockroach.. on a stick...

[redestsnow]

Lol, i love them...

[monkey42299]

I hav the steeeek to

[JordynandSulleyRodeo]

@monkey42299 would you like to put that stick up this female jalepeno?

[tiggerthestar1]

what thre HHHHELL is wrong with HHHHALLOWEEN? ROFL

[glen6165]

very very funny love it

[xJOHN42x]

he slammed my stick in the door...now i have a sore stick.

[TheKhfreak2]

He doesn't speak spanish

But he But but but but but But

[ThePhotoprincess18]

i took em to the spaaa

[mizzblondee123]

Hahah peanutt:)

[88xoma]

jose has the stick!

[makemefamous14]

I have never been more bored in my life this man has absolutely no skills in the comedy worl

[msbabygirl31600]

Jeff:Did anything else happen today?...Peanut:No...Jose:Yes.­..Peanut:Damn...LOL Funny!!!

[KarlandRobby101]

Funny!!

[JBwannabe210]

I'll stirr u with ur own stick!

[JBwannabe210]

do a little tap dance... we've got salsa!

Thats terrible...

not with the right chips its not!!!!!

[rocroyaltwistpurple]

How the hell could u feel uninvalved u speak for them

[JuliaKrystinaCongedi]

@rocroyaltwistpurple thats the joke.....

[StupidRainbow101]

HE PUT ME IN DEE VEGETABLE STEAMER.

[fewger1]

Yesterday was Halloween!

[theawesometman21]

today is halloween!

[TheEminemluva123]

f*** dis s*** iz funny!

[kano1451]

peanut : well your mothers a corn dog

jose : on a stick

[jamestraver13]

Jose: Do not drop me senior. Jeff: I wont drop you Jose. Jose:Then i would be Jose Jalapeno on the floor. Peanut: Do a little tap dance and we got salsa. Jeff: That's terrible. Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips its not. Jeff: Stop it, I'm sorry Jose. Jose: Its ok i kick his @ss later. Peanut: I'll turn your @ss into Guacamole. Jeff: stop it. Peanut: I'll stir you with your own stick, This is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac OLE

[Loredanna1504]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiii­iiaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm Jose Jalapeno

you love jalapeno, you love me you do

[TsukiKage21]

Peanut: Whaaaat???

I can copy is voice there its so funny XD

[marthaadorno]

THUMBS UP FOR B.M.W XD

[WTFisTHAT87]

Any one else notice that Jose jalapeno came out in delta farce

[whiteyovsoton]

you forget they not real lol

[ImpeccableVic]

What makes you think the girls want to see you? "Jose has the stiick ;)"

[Santiboho1993]

"-Señor! I need to come back ouUUUUUUUT!

-You can't come back ouUUUUUUUT!"

[marthaadorno]

i give my sticks to jews 0___o

[marthaadorno]

is everyone has a stick on their ass or what?

[marthaadorno]

i will turned you into wacamole, and i will sturd you with your own stick.

[marthaadorno]

jeff: you where suppoused to take him to the spa, peanut: but i did took him to the SPAAAAA!!!!!!!!, jose:he put me in the vegetable steamer, peanut: IT'S THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!

[jamilette5]

lol at part 3:46

[gso619]

XD I just remembered how dirty my mind is.

[carolinesoswt]

lmao

[alakazam4849]

BMWOAS

[centurion5300]

BMW-big mexican woman....on a stick

[brenzz112]

13 people did not have a good freakin' day....they should put in the vegetable steamer!!!., XD

[parillo12]

"there are no costums on a steeeek"!

[TheBigmike412]

13 didnt get serenated by Jose

[TheBigmike412]

13 got their ass kicked Jose

[TheBigmike412]

13 have B.M.W.s................on steeks

[TheBigmike412]

13 people got theirs steeks slammed in a door

[TheBigmike412]

13 people arent on steeks

[FightOnMinecraft]

This fucking shit is so awsome my replay butn is stacked!!!! I realy enyoi!!!

[81monarchs]

I'm sorry. Is ok. I hope u die

[81monarchs]

I'm sorry

[AdjustmentRKo]

I do not use those, And neither Did your mother

[tayspitta]

mexican condament

[gga7x]

purple bastard

[missellie505]

iiiiiyyiiiiyiiyiiiiiiiii i am jose jalapenooooooo......... u love jalapenos u love me u do, u love jalapenos i give my stick to jjjuuuuuuuu

thanks u jose

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[missellie505]

jose has the stick.

[Benavids98]

do a little tap dance its salsa (ON THE FLOOR)

[1316randomgirl]

Jose: I need to get out !!!!

Jeff: no just stay in there

Jose: I need to get ought!!!

Peanut: no! Youu cant get ought!!!

Lmfaooooo !!!! One of my favorite vids!!!!

[kimberly777ish]

ON A STICK... FUNNY AS HELL:)

[missellie505]

n now i hav a sore stick

[missellie505]

lol i took him to the spa.... he put me in the vegetable steamer

[BlazeGoldenblood]

Jeff: u took him to the spa? Peanut: i took him to the spaa Jose:no, he put me in the vegetable steamer Peanut:its the same thing! Jeff:same thing? Peanut: it is 2. it gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes diiiiiing Jose:purple bastard Peanut: mexican condiment Jeff: a condiment? Jose i do not use them Peanut: u dont? Jose: and neither did your mother

[charleen65]

Jose: Puple Bastard

Peanut: Mexican Condiment

Jeff: A condiment?

Jose: I do not use them.

Peanut: You dont?

Jose: And neither did your mother.

Voice: THAT IS FUNNY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT!

[MrNightmarerh12]

Yes we had a great freakin day!

[iluvicp89]

he slammed my steek in the door, and now i have a sore steek!

[iluvicp89]

purple bastard.

mexican condiment.

LOL!

[alexandrucampina]

3:31 it;s my favorite part :D and Jose it's Genius ...thumbs up if you agree with me

[Gabbygabbs1016]

It's ok, I kick his ass later.

ROFLMAO!!!!! best line ever

[MJRoxMyRhinestoneSox]

Jeff: Jose, why would you get any girls?

Jose: Because I have the stick.... XD

[Jammlikespie123]

Jose has a stick lol

[saldivar1231]

What the Jell is wrong is Jalloween hahaha

[OHbuckeyes1]

POOR JOSE!!!!! peanut put him in a vegetable steamer!!!

[hopekee]

12 people haven't been to the spa but to the vegetable steamer :-p

[DMCarson181]

great freaking day!!

[sambolini444]

i got to say this has to be the funniest vid

[jerairkilla]

purple basterd MEXICAN CONDEMENT!

[duskburner]

ahahahahahaahaha this made my day XD rofl lol XD

[MrVargasandor]

peanut,did you apologise?

no!

why?

because i coulden't breath....

why coulden't you breath?

because he was laughting too hard........

=)):))

[2rayven1]

funnie i am going to stur ass untilll ur gaac i will stur you with your own sticks lol

[sunshine13537]

this is so awesome i Luv it so much epecaly Peanut and jose

[1995DLB]

Jeff: Did you guys have a good day Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shut up.. Jeff: Yu had a good day.. Peanut: Yes! Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No, we didnt ghave a good day.. Peanut: YES WE GHADDD...A GREAT FREAKING DAYY!! LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoAnimateGirl19]

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(JEFF CLOSES LID)

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[TheRandomGuy46]

@GoAnimateGirl19 Its a good trick senor!!

[GoAnimateGirl19]

Jose:The cockroaches

Peanut:You have cockroaches in there?

Jose:A big one

Jeff:A big one

Jose:On a stick

ROFL

[gokutheawsome89]

Jeff:Jose what makes u happy?

Jose: my BMW

peanut: yeah his big Mexican women

Jose: on a stick

Lol

[MrFuckproduct]

LOL i can't breath peanut : mexican condament

he slamed my stick in the dodr xD

[janessastout]

peanut: yah well your mothers a corn dog ha!

Jose: on a stiiick

xD

[lautnerlover63]

i i i i. i am jose jalapeno. U love jalapeno's u love dem u doooo. u love jalapeno's i give mii stick to you!!

Lolz me nd mii friends would just burst out singing dat in class nd evryone would look at us like "wtf?' LOLz it wuz hilarious.

[arnett81]

i can watch these 3 all day long damn there funny

[missello1000]

Jeff:any things else happend today?

Peanut:No!

José:Si!

Peanut:Damn!

[missello1000]

J:I do not use them.

P:you don't?

J:And neither did your mother!

[MrRappers123]

this is hilarious

[rex3934]

4:27 is so FUNNY!!!! "i kick his ass later"!!!! XD

[TheQueerhater]

im eatin taco bell right now!

[thankyuhcomeagain]

3:45 is funny as

[moon21358]

DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe

[helloremix]

Hhhwwapppy.

[AvalonHigh001]

Jeff:why do u think the girls wanna see u

Jose:because Jose has the steek

Haha funny

[MrJessedriver]

2:26 look at penut lol

[haileyfungirl]

U can watch this 1000000 times but it's still funny as hell

[kriss03101]

do a little tap dance and u got salsa

>_<

[assalot73]

jeff-are you always happy?

jose-im not ghhappy on ghhaloween

peanut- wat the ghell is rong with ghhaloween?

So Ridiculously FUNNY

[assalot73]

Peanut-mexican condiment!

jeff-a condiment?

jose- i dont use them............and neither did ur mother!

FUNNY AS HELL

[AznBoiSoFli52]

jose has da stick

lol rofl omfg

[Bleugurl97]

Jeff: What makes you happy?

Jose: My BMW

Jeff: BMW?

PENUT: Yeah!! Big Mexican woman!

...

Jose: On a steek

xD

[MrSparking2]

Jeff:What do you think the girls want to see YOU?

Jose:Jose... has the SITCK.

[Able2Freeze]

Do you want to se my stick?

-Jalapeño

[dearexyoudontownme]

lol peanut always makes me laugh......jose jalapeno too sometimes....but mostly peanut

[pokerhome]

hahaha.

that makes me feel left out xD

[robby2289]

jeff: o he has a bmw peanut: yeah a big mexecn women LOL

[YaoiCutieX3]

@robby2289 on a steeck! xD

[robby2289]

do do do do do do do xD!! LOL