frankie boyle sums up christmas

[TheMCRcharlotte]

number 220.000 :D

[AbsolutDiscoX]

@TheMCRcharlotte thanks for watching

[PsychoticSausage]

You gotta love Frankie. Absolute legend.

[masht11]

Press 2 for pure excitement.

[TheAsskicker666]

Opening of the Olympics. check

[pineybyrne]

What's to like? Christmas is 2 months of alcohol and the sick capitalist machine in overdrive.

[guitarreilly]

wow the guy at the end wasnt funny

[7heAre7s]

Christmas in two words: retail festival.

[LittleBabyBum]

ah! when Mock The Week was *really* funny! ;)

[PUFFandRUFFLE158]

Christmas time is also when a bunch of charities ask us to give to the poor or the less fortunate... what about the rest of the year?! they dont STOP existing when the holidays are over...!

[EudaemonicGirl]

@PUFFandRUFFLE158 It's a marketing thing. The "Christmas spirit" makes some people more charitable than other times of the year because they're already spending so much money on other people. The effect of giving away money won't be that big in all of the mayhem. And charities obviously don't shut down after Christmas, they're just more visible at that time.

[PUFFandRUFFLE158]

@EudaemonicGirl yeah i know that... what i was trying to say was that charities should ask people to give the rest of the year too... if more people gave more often, it wouldn't be such an unusual thing... also, more people would be aware of the difficulties some people go through...

[EudaemonicGirl]

@PUFFandRUFFLE158 I'm sure they are asking, but knowing your customers is key. If they spent a lot of money on a marketing campaign that failed due to them not calculating in certain aspects, for example time of year, that money wouldbe completely lost. At least where I live, there are charity ads and galas running all year round,

[PUFFandRUFFLE158]

@EudaemonicGirl at work we have a charity box for clothes and toys and wtv and some people steal from it... at christmas we had a box for food and this customer threw a fit saying we were being screwed over and accused us of keeping the food for ourselves! he wanted to take the stuff for himself...! some people did manage to steal a lot from it because we couldn't watch it all the time...

[dexdex1560]

I found an animated GIF of Frankie blowing the party horn and it always makes me giggle.

[Jpbuckers]

ahhhhhhh fuck ye

[AssassinOfRomeAOR]

I actually watched this on Christmas. My life is awesome.

[georginiou]

@AssassinOfRomeAOR I'm awesome too then.

[AssassinOfRomeAOR]

@georginiou Yes you are!

[steve30toon]

I wasn't aware that you had to have a season ticket for Yates' you miserable cunts. So fucking what if some people only go out once a year, why is that such a problem to the seasoned alcoholic?

[TheSatanshunter]

merry mother-fucking christmas

[snazzymason303]

greaaaaat.. watching THIS on xmas eve reallllly puts u in the spirt 8-|

[phoenixchicken1]

christmas is good, its just the fucking adverts telling you to buy a sofa or a bed, i mean how fucking shit would your christmas be if all you got was a fucking sofa

[ashman3600]

"Christmas just is buying presents nobody want's, with money you dont have, for people you dont even like."

[lethalkittens]

Christmas is ok but its just how people over react to the religious points it has and the shopping i never know what to get anyone :/

[Bubbles539]

You must be scrooge to hate Christmas, Christmas is a fun time, we like to put our decorations up early, so stop being morbid and put a smile on your miserable, boring faces

[pingpongmasta]

if you think christmas is shit, you're just a right old grumpy prick

[SuperQweertyuiop]

@pingpongmasta I'm a right grumpy old prick :)

[Clint945]

@pingpongmasta

I'm a right old grumpy prick too.

[dedpink]

I work in Yates's and I approve of this joke

[AbsolutDiscoX]

i dont think people actually hate the day its self ,its just the 3 and half month build up to it and for some people it is a pretty depressing time of year due to circumstances and not just being cool to hate xmas,

me and my friends always moaned bot the once year drinkers as our local pub be full of them, frankies the only comic iv heard address it

[MegaMrDamo]

People who think its cool to hate christmas are just as anal as the people that hype it

[7CellarDoors]

Christmas. Progressively longer months of pissing and moaning about relatives they hate and all the drunken despots come out for their annual exposure. Too bad if you dont even celebrate Christmas, it will be in your face so hard you'll think santa's making unwanted sexual advances to your person.

Christmas is like giving a horse an enema. Its shit, produces nothing but shit, and makes you want to puke both during and after, whether you were involved in the terrible idea in the first place.

[cowboyfromkettins]

I work in WHSmith, been advertising xmas since the start of november, its a giant crock of bullshit. christmas nowadays is just a giant commercial marketing event.

[blainyrules]

Great minds think alike.

[PullThePin1]

At first, (0.00) I thought Frankie's party blower was a crack pipe.

[joshy1ification]

frankie boyle=funniest scot on earth

[jwood36]

@joshy1ification Jerry Sadowitz does what Frankie does much better and he's Scottish

[MarekUtd]

man....Adam Hill is really NOT funny.....and I'm an Aussie.

[Shadowranger96]

im 15 and i still love christmas..go to sleep at about 1am..wake up at 7am..i know im sad, but apart from scaring little kids on halloween its the only holiday i enjoy X3

[ellenmelon771]

Christmas has now been officially ruined for me.

Ah, well.

;P xXx

[Nerdovich]

Christmas is about one thing: BTTF 2.

[troglodyto]

@Nerdovich SWTOR imo

[3rdAutisticCuckoo]

@YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6 Jesus my arse. It's the pagan Midwinter festival, which was then hijacked by the church.

[YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6]

actually Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, stupid pricks just ruin it

[DaleSix66]

@YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6 it shouldn't even be about that non-existent myth. It should be about sharing and respect. But the marketing companies have thought fuck this and turned it into materialistic nonsense that is impossible to escape in our society because if you don't partake people think you are a cunt.

[YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6]

@DaleSix66 you sound like a very wise man, i respect your opinion even if you are atheist

[timothyw98]

@DaleSix66 I always think that, mother pain stacking for a pair of slippers, socks or box of chocolate. Its not even about the presents, the meaning of family left the celebration months ago and its nether been the same since.

[singingsisters888]

to b fair to the brits though adam it is winter for their christmas. id think it was shit 2

[coltsuperocean10]

Frankie Boyle? Is there any point?

[HLecterPHD]

in fairness christmas is shite - 3 months of advertising random shite you dont even need, for one day

[AbsolutDiscoX]

@HLecterPHD soo true,it is shite...places like yates full of the once year drinkers

[bellboy64]

@AbsolutDiscoX It's great when you're young. Because you know you'll get presents. But when you get older and you pass that gap between childhood and adolescence you realise you need to buy gifts too, that's when it gets a bit naff.

Still, it has a pretty nice mood though.

[somberlight]

@AbsolutDiscoX the holiday's are fine though. theres only very few professions where you actually MIGHT have a shift that day. also, the fact that nobody's going to whine about what you eat during that holiday. they're going to sodomize you for "not eating enough veggies" and all that for the rest of the year, but for that night, nobody dares to say a thing. thats awesome in my book.

[nuberiffic]

@somberlight very few?

you mean every single person in hospitality?

[jfeuiebf]

@HLecterPHD three days in some cultures

[k7777k1]

@HLecterPHD HOW DARE YOU :O

[W1llHD]

@HLecterPHD You dislike Christmas day because other people (Who have nothing to do with the day) advertise it early?

[HLecterPHD]

@W1llHD I dislike the Christmas season because it has become like soul-less junk mail.

[airsoftmanic]

@HLecterPHD 3 months? i saw christmas stuff way back at the start of september.

frigging ridiculous.

[HLecterPHD]

@airsoftmanic Yeah they should just be up front about it and call it consumer-fest.

[speebyda]

@HLecterPHD And then the Boxing Day sales with Easter Egg displays!

[Aeoliandorian]

@Asianbeard You were born.

[ciaracustard]

Haha I barcadi morning afterpill sounds good to me.

[AngelBiLove]

i like his summation of football :p

LOOK AT THE SHINY SHINY

[AbsolutDiscoX]

i think adams comments make frankies even funnier ,tops it nicely if that makes sense

[IVIaster0fIVIuppets]

Adam Hills is awesome, not as good as Frankie of course

[Asianbeard]

What did the world do to frankie to make him so angry at stuff?!

[LotusDragon7]

"this should be the opening to the olympic ceremony"

Yes it should!! :D

[niclasjt]

Adam seems nice. Bit whiny, though, bit cloying. Nice guy -- great guy, probably; god I hate him though.

[AbsolutDiscoX]

@niclasjt in this episode frankie and hugh just totally kill the nice stuff he does lol

[AbsolutDiscoX]

@niclasjt i gonna try upload clip where adam tells the nice tale about his dad as a polit at xmas for frankie and hugh kill it...and everyone on the plane too lol

[310sucks]

@niclasjt Yeah, here in Oz he plays at being the nice-boy-comedian-to-take-your­-mum-to type. He's a future game show host.

[joeugeda91]

i think you could use those words to sum up nighclubbing too :s

[DifferentGirl3]

Aww, Adam at the end :L

[aloisiusj]

yor queeing to get into somewhere shit  merry xmas

[scottlandude]

lol