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  • Nathan Poe is getting out of his grave right now, preparing to arrest this guy for breaking the law.

  • Very good Tom.

  • Cuckoo for HUBBARD puffs!

  • "He's joined for the duration.." Of course, no one is allowed to leave. Just like a wicked, money grubbing cult.

  • That's PLATINUM meritorious to you, you squirrel-loving SP entheta muthafuckas!

  • I love how they invented a medal just for him.

  • a religious award ceremony / wrestling intro!! this is fucking crazy!! you have to earn the money of a wrestler just to join this fucking scientology mob!! this just shows you how fucking mental people are theese days man! people just dont believe in god,buddah....ect!! they make new shite up like this!! i'm starting my own relegion called... get as drunk as you want, shag as much as you can,download as many albums and movies as you want, and dont forget to feed your goldfish!!

  • a religious award ceremony / wrestling intro!! this is fucking crazy!! you have to earn the money of a wrestler just to join this fucking scientology mob!! this just shows you how fucking mental people are theese days man! people just dont believe in god,buddah....ect!! they make new shite up like this!! i'm starting my own relegion called... get as drunk as you want, shag as much as you can,download as many albums and movies as you want, and dont forget to feed your goldfish!!

  • RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, UFO CULT!

  • Q. How many $cientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A. Two. One to change the bulb and one to tell Tom that bulbs cost $88,000 each.

  • wow he certainly has a way with words ...

  • brainwashed

  • Lisp

    

  • wow. this is soooo ass.

  • there are more dislikes hahahahhahahaha !!!!!

  • Tom Cocksucker an his small Spirit Friends from the House of Idiotschurch

  • Class 4 OT 7 Platinum Auditorius & High ES Freedom Medal of Valor................. Tom Cruise

    It is like he is describing some mmorpg game character

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  • poor suckers

  • Wow he is lost lol loser

  • Okay, he's a weirdo.

  • Anyone else like to pretend that Tom Cruise is wearing a Quarter around his neck? It makes him seem even smaller!

  • Where is he going to put his" ETHICS?" how does he ruthlessly put it in himself? does he just fuck himself up the ass?...seems like it

  • As a Scientologist (now there's an oxymoron if I ever heard one) , I know, that if I walk past a couch, I am the only one that can jump up and down on it screaming how much I love my fellow alien lover

  • Thank God all these scifags know whats best for the rest of us. What would we do without them? 'Clean this place up'? what if my 'clean' is different to your 'clean'?  Arrogant pr*cks.

  • Hypno Toad says.... OBEY SCIENTOLOGY!

  • @tempac91 ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

  • Whenever I need a giggle, I stop by and check out this vid again. The first time I saw it, it was so cheesy that I thought it was some Tom Cruise movie spoofing an awards ceremony and I laughed my ass off. Then I found out it was real and laughed even more.

    These folks prove there is no bottom to the well of human gullibility.

  • I bet Tome Cruise and David Miscavige suck each other off. I also bet they rim each others assholes. I'd love to see that video.

  • @biorgymd isn't how they level up in their "religion"?

  • 8:16

  • Cruz go the Medal of Valor? Holy shit!

  • a "religion" based on a science fiction book... couldn't they have at least based it on something more realistic.....like i dunno, the X men series? All that is missing from this group of whack a doo's is the kool aid..Tom, cheers and bottoms up

  • What a loooooaaad of CRAP! Yes, it's all about me, myself, and I.... Get over yourself, it's not about what you DO, it's what's been DONE for you! Ephesians 2:8

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  • scientology is a really bad joke imo

  • Biggest steaming pile of bullshit I've ever seen since Ted Haggard's denial of his homosexuality. Seriously...

  • This is like a movie awards ceremony..

  • Its simple! Don't have any religious prefrence, but believe something is out there. Things just line up in such an odd way sometimes.Secondly, realize the cause and effect of all your actions/thoughts cause they will lead you to better or worse places in the future.The energy you put out is what you will receive in return.Treat others as you would yourself or family.....mostly just common sense

  • this clown should get together with charlie sheen

  • Maybe it's for a movie roll. You know......maybe.....I hope "Chrystal Method" got paid because they used the song "keep hope alive" during this commercial or Podcast.....

  • give him some vistaril in the butt plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • the music of his introduction video reminds me of the tekken games xD

  • lol they want to spread like a virus...Viruses are easily cured using 100cc's of FIRE!!!!!!

  • come on tom!...you've pumped millions into this cult and all they give you is a fuckin medal?.......a few good scripts without showing your whey protien intake would be nice.

  • i really do think that Tom invented scientology for others to praise him and feed his own ego

  • They sound more pushy than Mormans.

  • scientology is the only thing that works.

  • Does this mean that when I have a car crash I should call the scientologists and not 911? If so, what is the number?

    All this time I thought they were a religion not the fourth emergency service.

  • Sooooo people believe in a religion based on a Science Fiction Novelists beliefs... really?... i mean... really?...........Really?!?!?!

  • @MrSlm1982 just keeplobbing those softballs up in the air. ...your right again!!! but not quite science fiction because science wasn't invented yet, lets just call them scocial fiction, or just plain fiction.

  • @shanemacc Thank you for the correction!

  • @MrSlm1982 LRH was not just a fiction writer. He was a humanitarian, a scientist, and a philosopher. He made a living as a fiction writer in the 30s and 40s to earn money for his research.

  • What don't they send Tom Cruise to Fukushima to fix things up? : P

  • all religions are basically fucking cults... I bet you believe that a woman was born of a dudes rib.. WTF or that the UNIVERSE was made in a FUCKING DAY!? I don't care about scientology any more than I do about your myths. Now go drink the "blood" of your god. Go pray towards a certain direction because.... I DON'T KNOW WHY! Go murder in order to claim "holy land". if anything YOU (member of the Judaic/Christian/Islamic faith) are in just as big of a heinous cult, like mr. douch cruise here.

  • @Mrgruntastic Ohh right. That's why we use our members and black mail our members and get money off of it's members. It is obvious you have never read the bible. Sure,everything seems unreal. Of course it does. But your thinking physically about a spiritual being and events. I can't just bury a rib and HOLY AND CAMOLY a woman pops out. That will never PHYSICALLY happen. God Spiritually used Adam's Rib to make the woman. A physical human can't think spiritually. You see what I mean?

  • @Mrgruntastic I'm being open minded here. The universe was made in 7 days. Also,what do you believe? Evolution? Where did everything come from physically?Where did the cells and the rocks and the lava come from?The BIG BANG? so you're telling me that there was nothing...nothing at all,and somehome PHYSICALLY everything just expanded and made everything over billions of years...you know? I'm just trying to break the ice.Don't troll me either. I'm up for friendly debate.

  • @sarge958 you are actually being very arrogant, saying your open minded you can clearly see your oppinion is written in.

  • @begley09 Alright.That was a month ago.I don't even remember writing that. I agree,I was being arrogant.I have no idea why I said"I'm being open minded here." when I obviously wasn't. My bad. I really don't see why I put that there.

  • To bad he also acts this ;)

  • What a load of bullshit. L.Ron Hubbard is just a very intelligent confidence trickster who's only motive was money and power, no spirituality involved! His motive definatly wasn't to transcend the human race! You can only access the inner secrets if you pay thousands of pounds to the organisation, they pray on the emotionally vunerable for monetary gains, they don't care about you're welfare!

    Tom Cruise is just a celebrity endorsed P.R excercise gone wrong!

  • whats this mysterious mission?

  • This stuff scares the shit out of me.

  • sick fucks.

    nuff said.

  • If there is any advice I would ever give to anyone it would be this: dont follow anyone but your own heart and judgement.

  • You need serious help Tom Cruise.

  • Being a Scientologist when i drive past the local porn store it isn't like anyone else. I know i have to stop and get some midget tranny porn cause no one else can.

  • WHERE CAN I SIGN UP TOM?????

  • oh my god i just watched the tom cruise leaked vid, wow, i have just one thing to say, if any of these people come near me in a car wreck, i will kick you in the nuts

  • is there a translation for us backward hillbilly foke who thing that english is a great language, and whatever these people are saying is just plain gibberish

  • where is this filmed at?

  • @5koorb planet korotamalite...

  • i just wanna pee on all these people

  • Physical violence permeated Scientology’s international management team. Miscavige set the tone, routinely attacking his lieutenants. Rinder says the leader attacked him some 50 times.

  • looks like his engram has a lisp

  • scientology is ludicrous. out of curiosity, because i thought 'hey, i don't want to bash this without understanding it,' i went to their website to look for an overview of their beliefs. there, they told me the only place to find said overview was in their books, which i'd have to purchase. wow. what a cashgrab. the wholething is. it's pathetic. i can't believe people fall for this crap.

  • lol scientology

  • we are legion

    we never forget

    we never forgive

    expect us......

  • Tom Cruise is a joke. Why on Earth (or Teegeeack for you $cientologists) would anyone think that he has ANY influence on what the rest of the world thinks? He's an actor. An actor who's been in some really crappy movies lately. What a delusional cult of personality.

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  • @ericfromminneapolis Tom Cruise = actor, John Travolta = actor, L. Ron Hubbard = sci-fi writer! Its not a church, its an art forum! Sci-fi special meeting club! Kind of like Star Wars fans, that went too far and started to believe in those movies!

  • @ericfromminneapolis Well, now, that's what THEY think. They live in kind of a parallel universe to the rest of us. We can see them and they can see us, but there isn't any communication. Yep, they're weird.

  • At 4;57 i really thought the guy was gonna say "to infinitty and beyond".

  • ci ludzie są kompletnie popierdoleni...

  • 'how much does one have to take responsibility for doing all he can'

    .... wait, what?

  • LMAO!

    HILARIOUS

    LOOKS LIKE A SHITTY COMEDIE VIDEO

  • THE CULT

  • wtf is Scientology 

  • wait... Scientology gives a ''FREEDOM'' MEDAL, WHAT THE FUCK? they are the enemies of freedom, they are communists, they are the enemies of Anonymous!

    Anonymous is freedom! FREEDOM FOREVER!!

  • so do i thumbs up or thumbs down if i think Scientology as fucking stupid?

  • ROFL

  • @kaysh1 ME TOO LMFAO this shit is hilarious X D

  • yes, just watt wee need, another hero..pffff

  • In the end it all boils down to money! No one can give one spirituaility it comes all naturally of itself or by itself! Scientology affects the human mind & intellect like the occult L.Ron.Hubbard was involved him! Wasn't he close to the famous occultist Aleister crowley the black magician! There we have...

  • What a bunch of jumped up ass wipes? !!

  • They need to find Xenu. I can't wait for his return

  • You suckers are really shameless... Catholics seem sincere in comparision with u... Oh fuck, your fucking alien emperor is gonna destroy me! C'mon, die.

  • The most dedicated Scieno youve ever met huh? Really Tom Cruise is more dedicated than the brainwashed ass hole that lives eats and shits Scientology 24/7?

    The guy that works at an org 80 hours week 52 weeks a year for about 10,000 a year. But Tom Cruise is the most dedicated. Fuck off David. You are going down cock sucjer

  • @bedmanokc "Scieno" is a word?

  • I think Scientology is GREAT! ...not for the reasons you might think - It gives pause to examine all religions ... mainstream religions make wild and crazy claims ...virgin birth... resurrection, turning water into wine... on and on... so why favor one set of untruths for another ...ALL religion deserves to be examined closely ...and ridiculed for what they are...

  • @shanemacc At least Christianity and Islam don't demand that its followers cough up every penny they have and turn it in to the Big Guy.

  • @shanemacc i think your mumma is great in bed.

  • @whoareyapauldunn ...wow your sick - i didn't realize you were into dead people.

  • @shanemacc Hmm...Other religions you say.So why did you point at one religion? Why point at the christians? You have to realize that scientology is a mafia/cult that uses it's members to make money.

  • @sarge958 ...correct ..just like the Vatican

  • @shanemacc Who's words are those again? I just heard someone say that the other day.

  • @shanemacc

    That's not what Scientology is I'm afraid. I tihnk what you've done is just come up with a load of vague crap that is not directly any part of Scientology. Scientology is anti-science and is the belief in alien life with no evidence whatsoever, belief in a global creation BY aliens- which there is a vast insurmountable evidence to contradict, and the practise of ignorance, thought control and intimidation.

  • Half of 4chan is here BAWWWing yet I don't see them complaining about all the people killed by good and wholesome muslims and jews and christians.

  • Delusion of Grandeur?

  • So tom cruise keeps saying that Scientologist are special and can help others and act in situations in which other people can't. He never actually says WHAT or HOW they are going to "help them" "do something about accidents" "effectively change peoples' lives" .

    He just keeps repeating that he is special, but never explains WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM..

  • tom cruise should win a medal for "worlds biggest idiot....EVER"

  • what a nice bunch of clowns!

  • @NukeGenious hahahhahahhah ya

  • freedom medal of valor? oh my ... i think i'm going to start my own religion and then start pulling pseudo-achievments for its members too out of my ass, just to keep them busy enough not to notice how much life i have sucked out of them yet. if some deserved to become the first live human subject for genetic engineering (or butchery) if you will it ought to bee david miscaridge O_o

  • David Miscavige is so damn short. He's gotta be 5'3 at most

  • STOP FOCUSING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO HIS FACE. IM GETTING HYPNOTIZED

  • Freedom Medal of Valor, that's ironic, coming from someone who is a racist and practises slavery.

  • poor old Tom ! as rich as Croesus and as daft as a brush

  • am i gonna put my belief on you or not,cause you are not capable to understand world around yourself by yourself,you need help and your depending on me to do that to you...just your car,house and 50% you make fot the rest of your llife.99$ ...egoistic midget...

  • Fancy pyramid scheme.

  • This is just too stupid to believe - The sycophant introducing Cruise is shorter than Cruise - how fitting!!!!

  • OMG Tom Cruise is short and he is taller than this lisper - this man must be a midget !! I shouldn't sound so ugly about this but my understanding he is a real jerk.

  • LOL @ Class4 OP7 Plantimum Materious & IAS Freedom Medal of Valor

  • Scientology is my favorite mind controlling cult, what's your's lol.

  • @williamblair11 Christianity

  • @williamblair11

    I like Peoples Temple

  • they should call it Sucktomcruisesdickology

  • he won because he donates millions of dollars, no other cause. 

  • "When somebody enrolls consider he has joined for the duration"

    In other words, try to leave and you die....lol

  • what a cunt...

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  • @kenshin420jj what do u do?

  • @doonymacc

    war =)

  • @kenshin420jj true

  • Its like its from a movie.

  • ''if you are a scientologist you are one of the relative few that holds the answers in your possession that all human kind depend upon'' these guys are fucking special. these are the sort of brainwashed retards that are bringing this world down so quickly. they need a bullet each. id be glad to do it myself, even if there are thousands

  • can you still be on benifits,well can i lol,NO CAUSE I AINT A GULIBLE RICH TWAT,

  • what does the narrator say at 4:17? "no workable technology wodenwudbe permitted" ?!

  • omg lets all suck tom off ur the greatest mannn we love u ,omg wot a fuking twat

  • aint gonna get much bucks outa a roadsweeper lol prob tell him to fek off aint enough dosh to meet thier maker xenu gullable twats!!

  • Ehh, I bet his mum's proud that he got that medal. What a crock of shit.

  • who believes in that scientology crap?-.-

  • Scientology has good production values, but I prefer indie films.

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  • "biggest movie star in the world" ???? Seriously?

    He hasn't been #1 in a LOOOOOOOG time!

  • ...and disseminating Scientology itself... yes... the whole penelope

  • @GoodByeKyle

    uh, he said panoply... it means the "full suit of armour" and it's typically meant figuratively. :)

  • @ScienceReasonBelief You're right... i've been a fool :,(

  • @GoodByeKyle

    a fool? nah! we all learn...

  • OMGosh! the title he has. LMAO!! The bible warns of false prophets, teachers, and religions.

  • ksw = keep scientology working which stands for the policy that all scientologists are supposed to follow. it means that once you join, you join for life and that whenever you see a situation that could use your amazing scientology abilities, you don't hesitate to get involved. because all of us non-scientologists are pathetic little creatures that would just shrivel up and die without their help.

  • 6:19 to the end.... i hear crickets

  • “The devil hath power t’assume a pleasing shape”

  • zoolander - male model of the year

  • they give medals out for everything in this day and age.

  • @SuperTeamcanada

    IAS Freedom Medal Of Valor, WOW, them Body Thetans better watch out. =)

  • "When you drive past an accident, its not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it - because you know you're the only one that can really help."

    Hmmm ... not so sure about that, Tom. Wouldn't a paramedic be able to help more effectively?

  • have you noticed that all they say is completely and well orchestratedly vague?!?!?!?!? Responsability. How much can you take of what? Keep it what working? We all know it,..what? What answers are you talking about? What zone are you talking about? real or unreal scientologist? Whats the difference? He does propose that there are different levels of membership, only thing directly said...

  • Mr. Cruise shows what he actually is...delusional, a sadist & a HYPOCRITE!!!

    Chaulk one up for Scientology & it's highest award winner!!....YEA!! If you don't believe me watch the video entitled "Tom Cruise cracking up during TV Interview", then his "helping others" begins to become quite clear...."True Christianity" (not the TV/commercialized poop) is where you will always be truly free! Obey the Commandments, & the Sabbath is Friday sunset-Saturday sunset NOT Sunday. Read the Bible & Obey

  • THis is stupid!

  • this reminds me of starship troopers

  • when a person hears the truth deep down they know when its true or not. this is the biggest crock of shit in the history of the world

  • Gentlemen...LRH was a diagnosed psychopath...a dreadful writer, an idiot savant and about as bright as Einstein's shoe lace. To give him and his Thetans creedence is like saying Hitler originated the peace movement.

    Scientolgy doesn't help, it hinders and destroys! It is simply for the stupid, the gullible and the vain! It's not a religion it's a healthy bank balance.

  • Wow, and I thought that alcohol killed the most brain cells :-)

    Now I know the truth, it´s listening to unadulterated, unfiltered, well presented, nicely wrapped bullshit.

    Tommy boy, you´re the equivalent of that which falls out of the back of a grazing lama.

  • Seems like women would be scared of this nut.Self righteous,delusional,egoMANIAC­.He's acting even when he's not acting.This guy is a mess and tries way to hard to "ACT" like he's got it all together.Big house,money,fame,whatever.It's got to be an absolute nightmare living with this clown.Katie Holmes is like an obedient puppy following it's master.100%Strange.

  • @FockMeFockYou TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @FockMeFockYou That is what woman are called to do.No to be a slave to their man,but to be obedient to his husband.But now days in which everybody want to do wherever the hell they want to do................I bet you are either a homo or a lesbian. disgusting in itself.

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA i think women are called to be human beings, just like men. you can be disgusted by 'homos' and 'lesbians' if you want, but remember, somewhere out there are some people who are equally disgusted by you, you pathetic sack of shit.

  • @pubeafro yes but the fact stand............You fucking fags and lesbians are and always will be the scum of the earth all around the world............you degenerate!

  • Most commited scientologist just happens to be Tom Cruise. No street sweeper has done more with small potential than he has? Relatively more. Just happens to be Tom Cruise, what are the odds.

  • what the hell is KSW???