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  • OMG what A HUGE LOSS would that be....

  • Fats Dominic is such an ass-kissing fag.

  • Artie Lange is a pathetic bitter hateful fat junkie piece of shit in desperate need of a bath...

  • I don't understand why Benji is on the show. He's not funny at all!

  • artie tried to commit suicide

  • Its the fukin catelina wine mixer

  • teddy took advantage of artie's good giving nature, and artie saw that. Arti'e old school and doesn't stand for selfish fucks who think they are so self deserving. Teddy was talentless and hasn't worked NEARLY as hard as Artie has for his money. that's what upset Artie. Lova ya Artie!

  • @ronniepooch nah artie wanted a slave, he abused the kid and threw money at him then convinced him that he owed him money to keep him around. im not a doctor or anything but if you ask one they would be able to explain what this is called exactly. artie says the kids salary is 40k then claims that he gave him 8 thousand dollars twice which he looks at as a "loan"? he is so crazy and violent that when he backtracks and says it was a loan the kid doesnt dare object. that guy really has issues

  • Howard is a good guy. He gave Artie so many chances. Listen to him talk about him. Artie has major drug problems, and is probably Bi-polar. It's not a funny situation he just needs help bad.

  • im sure teddy was blackmailing artie.. teddy probably new all about arties drug problems..

  • Artie should get into porn.

  • I agree with Dominic, this was pretty depressing. Compelling, but it's pretty heartbreaking. The show needs moments like that, then I can love the gang again.

  • DEAR MR. STERN,

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO THROW A HANDGRENADE AT YOU - BETTER YET, THEY NEED TO PULL THE PIN AND SHOVE IT ABOUT THREE FEET UP YOUR ASS. YOU PLAY PEOPLE AGAINST EACH OTHER, EVEN YOUR GUEST, THEN YOU GET ALL SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE GOES OFF - YOU HYPOCRITICAL DICK LICKING CUNT.

    PS - PLEASE FUCK YOURSELF BEFORE THE GRENADE GOES: 'BOOM'!

  • @jehovahuponyou So what does that say about someone like you, someone who is entertained by such things?

  • @PetriSoul - IF YOU MEAN THE SPERN SHOW, I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT IN YEARS - IF YOU MEAN DISEMBOWELING MR. SPERN WITH A FRAGMENTATION GRENADE, THAT MEANS I HAVE GOOD TASTE.

    WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU BE INTERESTED IN WHAT ENTERTAINS SOMEONE LIKE ME?

  • @jehovahuponyou I'm not interested in what entertains you. But Stern obviously entertains you enough for you to check out his videos on Youtube. You're a fan just like everyone else.

  • IF STERN DOESN'T WANT HIM BACK, He needs to fill that seat, the show after 30 years is finally boring besides the interviews.

  • @CAinfowarrior very true the show is at an all time low. Listening to howard talk about photography I mean, come on boring I just read Robin may be leaving

  • @bats88 god she would be so worthless without that show I'd like to see her try. I mean listen to her now she fucking agrees and repeats everything Howard says just in a different way.

  • I love and miss Artie. The Stern show is not as good without him.

  • artie is amazing he came back from a dark place few have returned from and is soaring to new heights. his stand up is incredible!

  • I like Artie and hope he's atleast ok. And thinking better now. That subutex is some bad shit from what I hear from pepole I know. It will save your ass when u are strung out on oxy but it is 20 times worse to get off than oxy which I think art was taking. U never see a fat heroin addict. But almost every oxy user is fat cuz it makes u crave sugar like a drug.and same goes for subutex.

    All bad shit. Worse than heroin.synthetic shit

  • Robin sounds like she is on the verge of tears around the 2:00 mark.. even howard for a split second sounded like he might have been too

  • SO WHERE is Artie at now? Does he still do stand up? Is he on the Stern show again? Did he just disapear after his suicide attempt?

  • @VoodooPolitico He want's to be on the show and explain his latest suicide attempt but howard is hesitant to let him back on. "He said to me recently that he would be willing to come on the air and explain what happened and stuff," Stern told the magazine. "I don't even feel strong enough within myself or that I'd be doing the right thing by him, because I don't want to do the wrong thing for Artie. I just want Artie to stay alive." - Rolling Stone, March 11'

  • i have a lot of respect for artie lange. i've been through the heroin addiction and NO ONE can even BEGIN to understand what that fucking drug does to your personality, attitude and mind. it turns you into something you aren't. artie couldn't stop it in time and it all led to this and his attempt. i hope he has hit rock bottom and i hope he can recover, he's a funny dude.

  • Artie is a great guy man and whatever the situation is i wish him the best. It would be great to have him back on the show.

  • howard's 'fascinated when people have an argument'...what a creep...artie's doin' so much better not being around these bottom feeders

  • Violence is so awesome.

  • Who would of guessed that benji would know artie the best out of all of em?!!

    Too bad benji didnt keep artie from tryn to kill hemself

  • sad to hear this again now after all that's happened with Artie. Benjy was insightful with his quick comment that "something's wrong" and someone should be with him. Clearly Benjy knew him well by sitting next to him for years. Art was on a descent into madness fueled by drugs. The good news is that it sounds like Artie is on a good road now - as of January '11. Hopefully he never listens back to clips like this! 

  • Waitwaitwaitwaitwait....he QUITS ANNNND RESIGNS??? (does he also fire himself?)

  • Jeez....he must have been at the height of his heroin addiction here...

    Get better Artie.  We NEED you and your hilarious sense of humor.

  • Didn't Benji say someone should be watching him, because he could be suicidal? Looks like that wasn't such a crazy statement. Sad.

  • @Quemical83 too bad he didn't succeed, better luck next time

  • Fucking cow got very upset the fat ass very easy uh.

  • Feu

  • 0:14-0:28 sad.

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  • Did you hear him start crying as @0:24s he walked off the set, Thats why Howard's so worried at this point! Robin needs to S.T.F.U..@ 5:47 she's laughing at his well being. She doesn't like Artie because he doesn't have washboard abs or a 12" meat stick, If he was all jacked up & pumped up I bet she would be in the green room with him saying OH poor Artie we need to help him. I was almost hit with a plastic Pepsi bottle my life was in danger!!! Whats wrong with him is drugs, he needs his dose

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  • artie lange...grade A loser

  • @sfkforever and he makes more money than you

  • @Beatnick79 your mamma

  • don't do business w/ family or friends!

  • Lange is a low-life loser asshole who has come to the point where he can't even stand himself. When he dies, the world will be a little bit of a better place. Hope he never procreated.

  • @iiwatcher...Reality is when it happens to you. If you have experienced addiction or have a loved one who has maybe then you'd have more understanding. Also, he admitted he is bipolar and doesn't take his lithium. I'm sure there are people who agree with you we're all different. Just out of curiosity you mentioned he was a "low life loser" ...sounds liike you can't stand any weakness and is that one of the reasons you think he's a loser?

  • Bipolar bischmoler. Ppl these days hide behind BS diagnoses as an excuse. There are plenty of actual bipolar cases that do what they need to do to get better & live good lives. The proof is in the puttin'. He behaves, looks, & projects loser assholery, thus he's a loser asshole. He says it himself--he's not a good person. Only a dumbass like you would doubt him. You're probably a drink ultra liberal bleeding heart loser yourself--thanks for contributing to our loser non-culture asshole.

  • @iiwatcher I was with you until you went into liberalism. *sigh*

  • @Skizla Why? You think liberals are good and right? Democrats are awesome? Conservatives & Republicans are the only villains? You're a mindless sheep are ya?

  • @iiwatcher Yeah, that's exactly what I said. You are exactly why people hate conservatives. You have the conceit of wisdom without havin any knowledge at all. You are scum! Listen to you! I'm richer that you will ever be in your entire life, yet my fiscal conservatism doesn't prevent me from being a liberal at heart. It's people like you who embarrass the United States. Lmfao, listen to you. You're pathetic!

  • @Skizla You know what's pathetic? Making stupid assumptions and desperately bragging on youtube about how much money you have. I'm not a conservative, you're not rich, and you're a weak turd who can't stand anyone critiquing your "team" bc you're a mindless sheep.

  • @Skizla Your greed is very ugly. Your lies are entertaining.

  • @AC6773 ...and while you're at it, spare me your penny Freud analysis you fucking obnoxious hipster prick.

  • @iiwatcher lol

  • @iiwatcher

    yeah dude, go back to your two year college and bore your professor with that bullshit. baby gorilla i'm happy you're back in the saddle!

  • @MikeErnesto You really need to stop posting. You're only revealing what a retard you are. Go do a double shift at McDonalds and make yourself useful.

  • STFU ROBIN

  • HOWARD KNOWS I AM A VIRGIN

  • Benjy called it

  • howard sucks. trying to act all nonchalant. what a bad friend.

  • @someguyhunter Your idiot. Stop listening to the show. You obv dont' get the show moron.

  • @bluebuilding why did you put the apostrophe AFTER don't moron :)

  • I AM A VIRGIN

  • @SELFproclaimedVIRGIN -no, actually ur a fag

  • @JOEYGOLDCOMEDY I am a Virgin who likes females .. really

  • @steventhevirgin39 Lol. ok

  • yes the forst 3 where hesitant wounds meaning he pulled away when it hit cause it hurts! but there $ punctors over 9 inches peep ans 1 was 11 inches deep  now that is a man that want to die not only die he wanted to suffer or he would hav over dosed on heroin and just want to sleep with no pain, good luck artie as much as i hate your rants against homosexuality and droping f boms i like you on the show get well

  • There's no denying that he is a funny comedian, but I don't feel bad for him. I've heard him on this show too many times in a situation where he just refuses to listen to what others have to say. He let his emotional issues take control, and he made a stupid stupid decision. I feel no sympathy for people who take their own life or even attempt it....

  • The guy threw a friggin PLASTIC bottle of water - whats the big fucking deal?

  • Respond to this video... this noisy punk needz ta mind his own business

  • i wish artie should kill himself for real

  • @mpapale6 Wtf is wrong with you faggot?

  • Its such bullshit how Howard is acting like he doesn't know what is going on whatsoever. That stupid ignorant - "I don't know anything" - shit is rediculous. What an asshole.

  • I think Artie got pissed because Howard was backing Teddy trying to fuel the fire and that just set him off

  • Should've stabbed that annoying Robyn.

  • Howard and Robin are old as fuck and so clueless. The show is irrelevant and hasn't been funny in 10 years.

  • @hardchaw i guess you require dick and fart jokes to get a laugh.

  • @theplanet1985 HUH? What the hell does dick and fart jokes have to do with my comment? They are irrelevant and out of touch and have been for years. I guess you really had little to say about that so defaulted to some canned defense for a no longer funny show.

  • 10 years ago the show was mostly dick and fart jokes.......understand? I dont even know why im responding cuz no one on the planet should really give a shit about your opinion anyway.

  • Artie, too fat to stab himself to death.

  • ah fuck no one can understand true depression unless you have it. No amount of money, or women can not change it. You are just not capable of feeling joy

  • Artie also has clinical depression, not the kind the therapist convinces you you have so she can sell you drugs she gets a bonus for but the real kind of dark depression. he also used heroin its not the kinda drug you do on occasion and it can really damage your mind. i hope artie recovers, the suicide wasn't a cry for help he wanted out.

  • i dont get people who make 3 million per year for multiple years and hate their life. ok. got 5 million in bank. quit. go do whatever.

  • @meishern money doesn't bring happiness (well, maybe for a while)

  • Artie is the best, he is the greatest.

  • @jacksonwaspedo Who says that? Really.

  • How can Kay think you're wrong when we don't know what the fuck u b talkin about !

    Learn to spell and people won't call u dumb.

    F. Robin ! I told u , that's what I said , I was sayin that !

  • They should have listened to Benjy...

  • Feel bad for artie about Dana - I think it was what pushed him over the edge. BUt you can't defend him so far...his family is loving and healthy, and he could get A LOT of women...very self involved towards the end (or 'the end')

  • @TheMrplayitsafe are you kidding me?artie only gets ahwta skanks he has cause he is on the stern show.he is fat,ugly,foul mouth,druggy drunk.what women(other then another scum bag liek bhim)would ever what him?

  • artie CAN be funny, just not recently. Some women probably want to change him, and he IS athletic and a decent guy. LIsa G is an example of one who secretly wants him...i really think it's true

  • @glynnracing79 u are very very dumb

  • @Kaylanthedj no you are the dumb one if you think im wrong.

  • It seems like many comedians are cursed with demons.

  • @IM1deadMONEY

    people have demons.

    you take any profession and you'll find fucked up people in that field.

  • Way to miss the point there professor

  • seems like you're not getting mine either

  • Indeed. It seems that the great comedians are cursed with some serious emotional and mental problems. Its a cruel irony...

  • I agree. Unfortunately, I don't have Sirius radio and haven't heard Howard's show in years, hence, I have no real idea what this argument is about or how it started. Your comment is really on the mark, though. I've been watching Carlin and Pryor lately and there is serious hurt in that humor and more than the hurt, serious rage.

  • fascinating intel into emotion and character of a person with problems

  • crazy how they are talking at the end of this about babysitting artie, he's like 40 years old. you need TOUGH LOVe, letting him manipulate everyone on the show and family is not helping artie at all. If you let him go once, he'll go twice, it's his addiction talking not him. that's all i'm sayng

  • @tennes2465 maybe Artie stabbing himself 9 times was a publicity stunt. It sounds like you cant afford to listen to the show and you just stumbled upon this video so don't comment on things you don't know about you Stupid Fu ck .

  • it is all part of the ratings game

    nothing serious or anything to be concerned about. All part of the show.  They have to do things such as this because of the amount of money floating around at sirus.

  • Well, I agree to a point. Opinion: Will Stern sign a new contract? I say no.

  • WOAH NOT ONLY DOES HE QUIT!!! He also RESIGNS!!!

  • lmfao hahahaha

  • benjy: "[artie] is in a suicidal state."

    ...

    Man, hope Artie is doing okay.

  • artie is fine.  dumb dumb

  • artie did this whole fight because he probably thought stern wanted the fight

  • Dude howard always instigates shit then backs off like how this happen lol.

    And yes artie got hyped into it.

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  • The man is suffering from terrible mental anguish. that's worse than any physical pain. Leave him alone.

  • so he is really incompetent why didn't he use a gun?

  • 5:32 is a crazy comment. Hind sight being 20/20 thats crazy

  • everything on Stern is based in reality. It always gets real. That was real. That's why Stern is the best of all time.

  • Obsessed much? Your fucking comments are on every Artie video on Youtube. Loser

  • @aurayon yeah so? what's the problem?

  • junkie fuck

  • artie is so sure of himself that he took a week off before the 2 week Christmas vacation to finish his 2nd book so he could get it in stores just in case Howard does not extend the show past the current contract. His publisher told him that if it comes out in 2011 it probably won't sell a quarter of the copies the first one did. Artie is a fucking drama queen and he lies. you must be half retarded to like artie lange

  • this is the third time ive seen u post this exact comment on a video attatched to artie lange lol uber hater

  • @cbizkit23 it's true. what's wrong? you can't handle the truth?

  • lol no i can handle the truth. i just think its pathetic that you went around to all ofg these artie lange videos to post the same comment

  • @cbizkit23 I don't like phonies. I hate reality shows and soap operas. Artie is a drama queen. he is not real. his public persona is a bit and I'm sick of it.

  • well arpparrently u are the 1 that wants attention, cus ur posting that on every video. so i just wanted to tell u how pathetic u are

  • @cbizkit23 no, I don't want attention, I'm just trying to educate nuthuggers like you that artie is a fraud, nice try though dork

  • was that a bit stabbing himself 9 times? dudes got problems you fucking idiot, doesnt seem like a drama queen to me

  • @raider360 hey you fucking idiot, is he dead? nope, sounds like an attention grab to me. I don't want artie to die, I just want him to stop actin like he wants too. if he wanted to be dead he would be dead, my cousin lost his father when he was ten years old, then years later he ended his life, there were no attempts, there were no cries for help, he just did it. artie does not want to die he justs wants people to feel sorry for him. wake up

  • You're a moron. Artie stabbed himself 9 times. You call that attention grabbing? I call that a legitimate suicide attempt. He's not some high school girl who barely cut her wrists. He stabbed himself 9 stabs with a 13 inch kitchen knife? Three of the wounds were described as "deep-plunging" penetrations.

  • @Punishment247 Guess being fat helps sometimes eh ?

  • @Punishment247 very true! i've heard a lot of people say: 'artie wanted attention' (or other words in that vein) but as someone who has been 'in and out' of mental wards: i've seen those who want 'attention' by suicidal 'attempts'-but what artie did was real, he WANTED to die. imagine plunging a 13" blade-nine times into your body (anywhere!) and i think the answers obvious? also, he NEVER expected his mother 2 visit him that day, if she didn't-we'd be mourning him now! he REALLY wanted to die!

  • @Punishment247 i guess he should've used a bigger knife...

  • @Punishment247 That's attention grabbing, moron.

  • @Punishment247 Well Said,, Well Said

  • @Punishment247 He's an attention-seeking druggie. He was probably too high to feel anything.

  • @Punishment247 I call that being a fucking epic failure.

    He sucks ass at everything he does in life. Including attempted suicide.

  • @Punishment247

    Artie is a loser. A loser will always be a LOSER. Anyone who tries to comit suicide and fails is a pussy. At least Kurt Cobain had the balls to do it the right way. He is a winner. Artie needs to blow his head off, then I will give him credit.......

  • @tonymata2 you're ill and inhuman. 

  • @starnumba1

    So just becasue Artie says off the wall things and is "generally rude" to others. he makes you laugh but im "inhuman" for pointing out that he is a drug addict and a loser? it sounds like you are young and in hero worship. If I offened your favorite rock star, even though that person was a bad person, you would still disapprove.

  • @Punishment247

    oh please... if he really wanted to kill himself he'd be dead.

  • @Punishment247 too fat to stab himself to death

  • your probably a homosexual

  • @JoshuaCAlba no actually I'm not. but if I was I guarantee artie wouldn't call me a fag and if he did, I guarantee he would be on the floor knocked the fuck out. artie is the one who had cum on his chest, yeah thats right, you fuckin hero had cum on his chest. who you callin a homosexual now bitch?

  • umm you

  • @JoshuaCAlba wow you are most serious case I've ever seen. are you the guy that blew the load on arties chest? because you seem to be in love with him. you seem gay to me. have fun with arties nuts on your chin you fag.

  • your the only one that probably knows about that so maybe your the guy!

  • Robin really rubs it in...kick a fat bastard when he's down.

  • Robyn is the only one who gets Artie's POV, IMO.

  • Sorry guys i misspelled the url. Howard Stern's all new shows uncensored FREE at:

    HOWARDSTERNTV.BLOGSPOT.

    COM

  • You may want to be careful. There was a similar site to yours, and that got taken down due to copyright infringement.

  • Artie was still mad at his assistant. Remember the wrap-up show in June where Maryann from Brooklyn told Artie that if he did what he did at another radio station, he still showed ill will towards Teddy.

  • Robin is a truble makin bitch.

  • artie should of had the chance to beat the fuck outta teddy and howard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahaha what do you think Robin? Robin was like shit, I have to say something of substance, thats not why i was hired!

  • By the way, u guys can watch ALL HIS NEW SHOWS uncensored at

    HOWARDSTERNTV.BLOGPSOT.

    COM

  • That just took me to a Bible website.

  • i misspelled it sorry, ALL OF STERNS SHOWS ARE FREE AND UNCENSORED at:

    HOWARDSTERNTV.BLOGSPOT.

    COM

  • howards an asshole

  • "i did not know it would escalate to that"

    bullshit, howard! you got EXACTLY what you wanted

    had artie admitted to being an addict at this point in time?

  • Stfu with the wfan faggottry. Go die.

  • obviously he out of control. Dude, can't control his anger. Simply, he blew up and couldn't keep himself from going after the guy.

  • He sucks. As a kid I hated him on MadTV his stand up isnt funny and he sucks as an actor. With that being said I like him on howard stern.

  • the Artie saga is so much different than the 'jackie' years. Arties came in as a bigger star. Jackie woulda imploded too. But Jackie never made it past Stern. Artie was already a star then he landed on Stern. That's the difference and that's why Artie gets more leeway, in my opinion. And that's why it's interesting to me. Jakie was cool because he was local and he fit in well.

  • artie rocks he will always be highlarious

  • I think anyone who has something bad to say about Artie is thinking backwards. He's a man like you and me, and unfortunately has taken many wrong turns. And he's clearly miserable.

    I hope he cleans up and continues to be funny.

  • He's working on it and we need to keep giving him positive remarks. He needs this.. Plus positive reinforcement.

  • why do so many people want him to die?? how about "I hope he gets his shit together, gets clean, loses some weight..."

    just a thought