CHRISTMAS STORY

[nanergod45]

ohhhhhh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[DoctorMAD1000]

0:22 "only I didn't say fudge I said the word the big one the queen mother of dirty words the f*** word". the most dirty word right next to C*nt.

[TheNoisePolluter]

Someone should speed it up so we can hear it normally.

[CrociatoAzzurro]

That was filmed at the bottom of Cherry St here in Toronto.

[16bboyJose]

This is on tbs right now 24 hour marathon

[410443KOOLBOY]

The f/// Word lls

[mananexus]

fudge has been declared

[noetheoutsider]

uuuuoooooohhhh lmao

[TheFilipinoBoxer]

its been my 4th year in a row watching this movie and coincidentaly schwartz disliked this 4 times

[topazzykay]

@drashan35 ..yay! Merry Christmas to you too! (:

[topazzykay]

Watching this movie right now! Just got to that part! 🎄

[drashan35]

@topazzykay Me too!!! I love it! All-time fav movie!!



[TheFilipinoBoxer]

its been my 4th year in a row watching this movie

[LDKBBAB]

When I was a kids something similar happened. Except I said " fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck"

[hardcorehentai84]

whenever i think of fudge i think of this scene.

[Stephen6131]

If fudge had not been substituted in and the F- - - word had been used in the film it would have been rated PG13 or R and it would have made a lot more money when it first showed in the theater

[kd4adv]

He knocked the hubcap full of the lugnuts out of Ralphie's hands, so he shouldn't have given Ralphie that look. His dad should have laughed at it and said "C'mon let's get those up together, son. I wasn't watching what I was doing." But this is only a movie.

[SmurfedYah]

WHAT THE HELL'S A CHICKEN FAGGOT?

[FXMAN66]

@SmurfedYah LOL!!!!!

[97karenlacey]

4 people got soap in their mouths...

[crybabygirl08]

I remember as a kid asking "What does f dash dash dash mean? He just said fudge." My mom told me it meant nothing and quickly changed the subject. lol.

[TheRealThreeP]

Ooooooohhhh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! (Did you expect me to say fudge?)

[skuzzbucket23]

Hahahaha we sent my uncle a shirt that had Ralph with soap in his mouth that says "OHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE !!!"

[megatherealme]

@skuzzbucket23 i just got my dad that shirt the other day. he loves this movie.

[moonable1]

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUDGE­!

[UofLCardFan90]

@moonable1 Only you didn't say fudge.

[GIROBOTII]

That was a big deal in those days, wasn't it...they'd view it as blasphemy if one cussed?

[malcolmmorin]

How about, instead of soap, what about cyanide?

[malcolmmorin]

Osama: Ooooh...Ffffuuu...

Soldier: FIRE!!

[superfreakinawesome6]

oh fudge D: 

[epiczakcall911]

this is my favorite word just because i watch this every Christmas lol

[Peartnoy518]

Everyone who remembers this classic scene should look up "Fudge" by the people BriTanicKdotcom on youtube... a worthy homage

[clowdycloud]

i remember my nan bought me an eminem cd when i was 10 and she made me put it on and it was all like, piss shit muther fucker weed coke double shit nigger.

[VelvetRope1992]

Oh fudge

[bronzesil]

Sad to say but I had my mouth washed out with soap once. I imagined the same things. Mine was Jergens soap..yuck!

[MayerEO]

that's what i say whenever i take the queen mother of all dumps

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Osama's last words. XD

[esperantomusica]

@ZeldaFreak1987 hahahaha

[quijeros]

I love the look of horror that slowly overcomes Ralphie's dad.

[kungblao]

I just seen them imitate this scene on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.

[WorldChallenge]

Life Buoy time!

[Patrick200717]

When I first saw this movie years ago. My family and I laughed so hard at this scene. It was hilarious.

[im264shirt]

Just watched this movie today. This is my favorite part.

[jemerson722]

Two people had their dirty mouth cleaned out by Lux, Lifebuoy, or Palmolive.

[mrmcdeezy7]

Only I didnt say fudge!!!!

[GTAFreak829]

he said fudge.

[thegmanofEAP]

because of this scene, when I was a kid, I though fudge was a bad word.

[bigfalcor]

@thegmanofEAP me too!

[thegmanofEAP]

@bigfalcor Then my Gramma taught me what the real word was...when I was 6. I love my Gramma!

[aproffittable]

@thegmanofEAP me too! haha

[koolarkin]

@thegmanofEAP Me too! lol, finally, when I was around ten, my mom explained that "fudge" was just filler for a different word, and I got really annoyed when no one would tell me what the real word was. Glad to see I wasn't the only kid who got confused.

[ThePurplecakes]

@thegmanofEAP Man, I thought I was the only one.

[jhardy952]

you should of included the phonbe part with the mother soazzin out

[Dragon09178]

He said the F-Word of fuck.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@Dragon09178

He said THEword. The big one. The Queen Mother of dirty words. The f--- word!

[JFCATRON]

WHEN THE FIRST MOVIE CAME OUT HE ACTUALLY SAID FUCK NOW HE SAYS FUDGE

[luigiblox]

@JFCATRON yeah i have the dvd and they say fuck but in the tv showing they said fudge

[JFCATRON]

@luigiblox WELL I HAVE THE DVD 2 BUT IT DON'T SAY FUCK IT SAYS FUDGE LOL

[botgal1]

two people got a bar of soap in their mouths for saying the f dash dash dash word.

[OldFartsChannel]

Love this movie! Please also check out our Christmas Story reading at OldFartsChannel. Merry Christmas!

[PaperMoon2010]

ROFL! That scene was too funny! :D

[blonddude207]

i don't get it, he obviously didn't say fuck. PG movies are allowed to say the f word once.

[corebare]

@blonddude207 - Right. That's what is missing from this movie.....few f-bombs! And only if we knew that dad was saying while fighting the furnace. lol

[123IOWNALL321]

@blonddude207

It wouldn't have been as funny?...

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Eh... Could be worse. He could've said, "cunt."

[31operafan]

At first I thought he really DID say the F-dash-dash-dash word.

[mrhulot101]

this is one of my favorite movies.

Whatever happpened to Benjamin "Bob" Clark who was credited for directing and writing the script with Jean Shepherd? is it true he was killed in a car accident after being struck by a drunk illegal alien driver in california?

[GalaxyVoyage1]

@mrhulot101 Sadly, yes it's true. Bob Clark and his son were both killed in a head-on collision in April 2007 by an illegal immigrant from Mexico. What's worse is that the murderer received only a six year prison sentence as part of a "no-contest" plea agreement with the court system. Two lives are gone forever while a worthless drunk is locked up for six years. The murderer will face deportation once released. In a couple of years or less, he will be back in the USA.

[n8tureboy]

I fear Ralphies dad! 

[BonBon3589]

I hated A Christmas Story, because these parents are fucking terrifying and melodramatic.

[corebare]

@BonBon3589 - Uhh right.  And I'll bet you think "Jingle All The Way" with Arnold Schwartz - enegger was the best X-mas movie of all time....

[PanchoPantera10]

lol I always laugh hysterically when I see this

[MrRockmusic4life]

lol i love this movie iv always have

[Willandacamera]

Original Rageguy

[tkdfrank]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooh FFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffff­fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[bucktoofus]

ohhhhh billllyyyyyyyyy

[JuanPapaNicolao]

F- - - 

[Grantrus71]

only I didnt say runt

[Grantrus71]

"...get in the car."

[wakaratwakawaka]

FUDGING CAPTURE CARD

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[bpina14]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddgeeeeeeeee

[fordmike]

OOOOOhhhhhhhhh fffffffffuuuuuUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK­KK....

[67tr876]

FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[prisana1975]

Fu@#

[banjotenie]

what did you say!?

fudge...

oh...ok then..

[JCRME32]

This is a great part, especially the father's "WHAT did you say?!?"

The funny thing is, (to me anyway) it does sound like Ralphie says "f***" another time, when he has the soap in his mouth., right before his mother says "You ready to tell me?"

(It's after the narrartor says "Life Boy, on the other hand...")

Of course he could have been saying "Yuck" but it sounded more lke what he meant to say right here.

[Ravenfan42]

Dude, best part!! ^_^

[ysbaddaden2003]

I would think with a father like that, he'd be congratulated for his word choice...

[ZeldaFreak1987]

The f dash dash dash word!

[InsanitysBest]

BUSTED

[IDowney1988]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammaaaaaaaaa­aa-mmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[VEHICON1999]

u'll shoot ur eye out

[raheelpal]

what in world does that word means? fudge. what is it? oh i hope its not like f==k.

[Yadadamizzle]

fudge = fuck.

[johnny2956]

@raheelpal

it means fuck

[johnny2956]

@raheelpal it means fuck

[Arzamol5]

@raheelpal Fudge is chocolate. But he did't say fudge. He said the F dash dash dash word, which is exactly the word you think it is.

[1sick95venge]

did ralphie ever say the real word is a episode? i have heard several people say they did one yr. i thought i heard it one time but i wasn't sure

[BlahLV]

He never did.

[Replicatte]

They NEVER did, I thought the same thing I even seen the DVD Version it's the same thing :( Ohhh FFFFUDGE XD

[HinataWillEatJoo]

LOL I watched this today. xDD

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUTUBE! 8D

[soxbud81]

this has got to be one of the funniest movie scenes EVER and if you don't agree,then go fudge yourself lol

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

i was just watching this today i LOVE this scene

[CreamandPoppufan166]

I love this scene!! XD

[jacksite2007]

i was gonna buy it from amazon UK. they, in like 4 days upped the price by a fiver. not gonna bother buying an old film for the price over some new ones

[jacksite2007]

i put a soap bar in my mouth years ago- wanted to see how it tasted. i nearly through up within seconds. lets just say, no one do it, ok?? =)

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@jacksite2007

Don't try this at home, folks.

[milkmanv1]

@kingman1245 He produced it, Jon Favreau directed it. Billingsley and Favreau often work together as a producer/director combo. Billingsley did direct "Couples Retreat"....which was certainly no fudgin Iron Man.

[Cmet332]

umm no he didnt

[kingman1245]

i liked the part where he gets his friend in trouble over the phone

[GeddyYeti2112]

WHHHHHHHHAaaaaaattttttt? !1!1!!WHAAAAAAATTTTT??????

[619FU619]

Britanick's version is better

[tvpirate05]

I love this (fudge)ing movie! Quite possibly the best holiday movie of all time...

[readinglts]

how old is this kid, maybe like, 10 or 11my parents probably would have laughed if I said that. but I wasnt dumb enough to say it in front of them. I love this movie though. Classic. Watch it every christmas

[diggytatmom]

My favorite movie to watch during the holidays. This is one of my favorite parts

[buuski]

i still say the c word is worse

[gop4usa12]

You're probably right about the c word being worse. But remember; this story is based in the 40's. I don't think the c word existed yet.

[Saftige]

Oh it's been around for a very long time.  Look up the etymology of it.

[ckyknight2000]

ooooofffffffuuuuccccccc

[xcnm95x]

Who cares if he cursed haha when i was that small my parents would laugh wen i said FUCK

[SlivalSchwarzman]

Haha, Ralphie's dad's face is funny after he (Ralphie) says "FUUUUUUUUUUUDGE..."

[wilek209]

UNCENSORED VERSION:

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh fffffffuuuuuuck!"

"Yes, I said THE word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The F-dash-dash-dash word!"

[omhat]

no matter how many times i see this, i just fucking laugh. They should have a family guy version, where brian griffin says fuucck, what did you say? fuuuuccck? love seth macfarlane. i luv tha part where he kicks that bullies ass and when ralphs mom puts on too much clothes for his little brother.

[meap0rd]

Amagad.. Tired of people trying to be interesting.. Can't the world just go under????!?!

[omhat]

meap0rd:

This is how it was back in the day! If you said something bad, you would have your mouth washed!

relax its just a movie, if u dont like the comments dont read or analyze this commentary shit.

[pupkrazee]

he says he said THE word

[hulleywood1]

fudge is a swear word?

[A1l2l2e2n4]

He didn't say "fudge". He said THE word... the Queen Mother of all dirty words... the "f---" word!

[Squirrel36]

No, but since fudge was so close to the real word, it might as well have been a swear word.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

"Fudge" is not a swear word in and of itself, but here it was used as a euphemism ---that is, a substitute for a swear word. And Ralphie left no doubt as to what he intended to say.

[Blondecutie00]

lol when they redid the house into a museum they took the sink from my old house and put it into the kitchen on the chirstmas story house hahah cuz the sink was so old looking haha

[gaffifan]

Oh fuuudge. Only except I didn't say fudge.

[fightlover187]

man i always loved that part LMAO!!!!

[Donutttttttttt]

black people in this movie, yes there were

[snailacid]

Only I didn't say fudge . I said theee word . The big one . The queen mother of all dirty words . The F dash dash dash word .

[kotakole]

@snailacid I know what that f dash dash dash word is F*ck!

[ih8youm888]

cleveland rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brilez1998]

@ih8youm888 ohio hio hio hio

[zainshaq]

LOL THAT WHAT I THOUGHT U SAID wow in a pissed off way

[dylanfan16]

the dad died in 2006 :[

[GreatCornholio3000]

I did not know that

[dylanfan16]

well.. i can tell ya its a classic movie. They always have a christmas story marathon on christmas morning.

[sportgirlten4]

i watched this movie for the first time today in school haha i've never even heard of it until today

[dylanfan16]

LOL thx so much for uploading this ,this is my 2nd fav part! my first fav part was when they were in line for santa and this nerdy kid was like: " I like the wizard of oz... i like the tinman"... LOL now that part was the most funny lol

[CharlieBladeRemus]

What about the part where he beats up Farkus and lets loose every dirty word under the sun? XD

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@CharlieBladeRemus

Well, no grownup heard him use those words (with the possible exception of his mother). And because he was doing something they would all have LOVED to do, his pals weren't ABOUT to squeal on him.

[hitmanzach]

i love this movie pause at 0:20 he looks like michael myers

[gnfnr211]

The F--- word lol

[TCtech4horses]

omg i watch this every christmas eve. it never gets old! lol

[darkcecil13]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[MGHSHour2]

Ralphie; i will read my comic books

[bratschmom]

I LOVE this movie. I will watch it the day after Halloween until new years eve.

[THEJOHNNYBOYSHOW]

MY FAV. PART OF THE MOVIE

[goreds03]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH FUUUUDGE

lmao

[A1l2l2e2n4]

Only I didn't say "Fudge"...........

[catagilitymaster]

same with me, mississipiwo! i always watch it on christmas eve! I even have a leg lamp :D

[6blessed]

some one once said that at this scene, you could tell what year this movie took place, but I don't see anything. does anyone know when this movie took place?....

[hunhun23]

1983

[mississippiwo]

O I know I have it on DVD too and I always watch it on Christmas Eve Because It just doesn't feel right if I don't.

[TINKERBELL7770]

I got this movie on DVD and I STILL watch the 24 hour Christmas Eve marathon on TBS!

[Crazyphil2008]

same here every christmas i stay up for the intire 24 hour marathon and when it is over i watch the DVD

[modell588]

Haha I even have a t-shirt with a picture of Ralphie and the word "FUUUUDGE" beneath it

[randy7027]

only i didnt say fudge i said thee word the BIG one the queen mother of dirty words the F--- word....lol

[cne08]

The best Christmas movie ever.

[6blessed]

The F--- word!!!..If I was Ralph, I would of just told my mom that I heard that word from my

dad so she can get on his ass instead of calling one of my friends mom's.

[Blackroo1967]

It killed me how his MOM reacted to that!!!

Ralphie's mom: *SCREAM!* RALPHIE!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

[psufan001]

dad fuck you.

[jordangraber188]

Lol!!! I played ralphie at a local theatre!!!

That was one of my favorite scenes!!!

[punkBoy265]

oooooooo fucckk it

[sailorstar14]

Best christmas movie ever!! XD

[JimmyHopkins2]

at first i thought he was gonna say "oooh f*ck you dad!!! you spilled the bolts!"

[Miveth07]

A classic line from a classic movie

[1shaughness2]

what did you say??

I said Fuck!

[A1l2l2e2n4]

That what I thought you said!

[369dc]

the Narrator talks so funny LOL

[ColtsFan1818]

its jean sheppard.the one who wrote it

[chingvang559]

ohhh FUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!

[whizkidforte]

THe "Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddggggggeee­e!" scene is irony at its best, for Ralphie said "Fudge" despite Adult Palphie's claim that he said "Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh, (explicit term)!" LOL!!! XD