Self-Inflicted

[ArielOrtizIslas]

I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS, THEN MY CHEAP ASS DAD CUT OUR INTERNET .______. AFTER 15 MINUTES OF LOOKING FOR YOUR CHANNEL, I FOUND IT :D

[Roswell73]

@ArielOrtizIslas I'm glad you found us! :)

[EddieIsSuperAwesome]

are you stupid? lmaooo

[dthhavok110]

3:26 is what he says when hes having sex

[ma5rs]

every1 who doesnt like his hair f*** off his hair is amayzing and i luvs his videos keep finding myself watching them

[samjones879]

this guy needs to get a fucking life

[randellanddante]

@samjones879 says the guy who has nothing better to do then watch random videos and put people down

[samrebardi]

corsican brothers

[demonreaper90]

Dude you guys are crazy this is funny and he doesn't need a hair cut dude people are entitled to have they're own image

[ClearDream]

These are the type of people I enjoy ridiculing on a daily basis. Can you blame me?

[marlonyh]

this is the dumbest fucking video

[killerb418]

Click these numbers;

2=Uhn pah

5=sex

6=Horror movie audition

7=Dancing

8=Sex

[candiceevans70]

Rob: Yuh-huh see, I got this gun. No, you have TWO guns. EVEN BETTER!!!!

[avatarfan9707jewel]

i was just waiting for the ball shot, you knew that was gonna happen

[RestInPeace040]

fuck u haters...if u didnt like this then dont put hate comments assholes

[lightbluebecka]

OMFG there is nothing wrong with a guy having long hair. Most girls have long and people don't bug them for it. Nobody likes a hater.

[rec0nflamer223]

@lightbluebecka yes, girls are SUPPOSED to have long hair, so this is for all you guys with long hair, YOU HAVE A VAGINA, IF YOU WANNA BE A GUY AGAIN, LOSE THE HAIR.

[TazzyProductions]

@rec0nflamer223 Who cares about hair!

[animals68]

It went on for a bit too long!

[xUSMCx4xLIFEx]

lolololol

[ANDYLANDFILMS]

LMFAO!!! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! XD WOW I WANT A TWIN?!? MMMMMMM...... LET ME SEE WAT I CAN DO??

[rougelover619]

OMG you have a doppelganger RUN MAN RUN!!!!!

[CammysKitten]

i love your pants. o.o

[8Kayla8Bell8]

lol XD oh no not the left one D: lol luv ur hair :3

[poppiesayshello]

cut youre hair child.

[Roswell73]

@poppiesayshello Coming from the person that has a child's comprehension of English. 

[pippy7767]

@Roswell73 dont give a sht to what any of these people say these guys are fucking trolls who never walk a step outstide they just sit on youtube and comment bad on videos like this....the other people probly never have had a girlfriend

[ANDYLANDFILMS]

@pippy7767 HAHAHAHAHA AFTER U SAID THAT I FEEL LIKE A LOSER!!!!! XD

[Killfox13]

dude dont cut ur hair u look like jay

[vannerrr]

His hair is pretty. Not enough guys have long hair. :/

[Themegamak95]

Why are there so many haters! D:

If you don't like, then go watch something else >:(

[proghillie]

charlie horse charlie is ma horse.

[JBlack148]

HI ROSWELL! :) can you make another prank call video please? reply back pleassssssse!

[ModPCLM]

you gonna be blowing urself next video?

im sure u are.

[chomper96]

this is funny

[123chocobo]

u gay little shit

[cheekymunter]

give the guy a break guys

[elliedrama46]

EMO kid.

[JediMindTrickzz]

Your haircut is funnier than the video bud, have fun with the 93000 views, just try to get ONE girlfriend

[Roswell73]

@JediMindTrickzz Have had girlfriends. In fact at the time I was living at my ex's house. However, I have a video about the odds of finding a gf in my town. They aren't good.

[MrGjsz]

@Roswell73 lol ura queer, get a haircut faggot

[lewisGT100]

ouch



[AlexThatLilNoob]

lmao total emo fight to the max.

[TheSpyJoker]

We now have 104,273

[MysteryAwesomeGuy]

lmao i tried to count the f***s and the s***s and I lost count xD

[TheAnthony927]

desprate times call for desprate measures dick licker!

[thejuggalettegirl]

haha its like me and the mirror! (:

[NikiNeverland]

ahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha 3:58 xD

[Horserider4561]

LOL!

[metallicarocks012]

stop stop stop stop stop stop hahahaha

[xxStandNTheRainxx]

Why do you whisper??

[TalibanPatmore]

you need a hair cut :)

[italianbitch20]

lmaoo!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i lvoed this! xD ur too funny! it reminded me of fight club a lil, the whole concept of brad pitt and that other guy at the end of the movie lmaoo (idk if u ever saw it, if not u wouldnt get it) lol ur so funny and ur actually pretty cute :D <3

[MostEpicUsernameEvar]

lol it reminded me alot of "Cheech and Chong: Corsican Brothers"

[KillerofMezzer101]

"oh you fucking shithead.." best part haha

[WereWolfGurl98]

" a midget eating swiss chesse, dammit"

[achapril]

lol this reminds me of something Jim Carry would do!! This is sooo funny!!

[boredperson796]

hahahahaha desperate times call for desperate dude u r hilarious

[TheNikolai6969]

Sweet NERF guns

[yogibeardidit]

wtf is this complete SHIT!!!!

[xGINAx1000]

@yogibeardidit and so are you, you dont hear me complaining....

[happyperson1997]

wtf!!?? dat was not funny!!! 

[dillon101dmd]

lmfao thats was good :)

[KandyOMGfan21]

wow

[MattKondrath]

metal. 

[willow96000]

fuck all the negative feedback, 96,000 they can shut up :) loving all your vida man, but for me nothing top you prank phone call :)

[tehskateguy]

XD lol

[nicolasppppp]

are you a kind of... masochist???

[kaitolover13]

what is he saying when he punches himself in the arm?

its sounds like "charlie horse" i doubt its that, and if it is, can someone please explain why its called charlie horse...?

[jelepinos]

@kaitolover13 yes hes saying charlie horse and a charlie horse is a punch on the leg not the arm.. it hurt really bad

[ben7192]

like the whole time i was like when r u gonna hit urself in the nuts haha

[MrPrinceVarious]

u look like jay from clerks

[hellonoobful]

@lienmor u grow a penis call me when u get a deep voice u gormo !!!! douche bag !!!!

[NettanMuffin306]

You are soooo hot!!!! Dye your hair black!!!!

[XbLGraphic]

you cant act, but i apprectiate your commitment... nice vid but work a little on your acting

[Lienmor]

1. Grow a penis

2. Go through puberty

3. Stop playing world of warcraft

4. Stop watching Icarly

[PickNickProductions]

@Lienmor Couldn't agree more.

[rd649]

@Lienmor so true SO true

[sadmadgla3]

lol, this video will never get old

[MissyMeltdownSD]

I guess it was kind of Funny.

I didn't laugh out loud or anything.

Better acting, and it would have been perfect.

[JuggaletteQueenn1011]

LOLololololololololollllllllll­loollllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[61730]

hahahahaha...fight club..lol

[n9erk]

he was underacting that sucked

[Joerules08]

Fail acting

[NoFaithForTheFools]

you fucking suck...

[octagones1]

this is shit...

[kortkool]

im sorry but who buys kids toys for a youtube vid that the channal sucks ass

[Roswell73]

@kortkool 93,000 views. Seems worth it.

[PacificaAirlines]

@Roswell73 true dat

[blakeanduu]

@Roswell73 you pwned kortkool in the ass

[italianstallion1325]

@Roswell73 104,000 now

[omann888]

@Roswell73 GET A JOB

[grangerdanger96]

@kortkool OR... he could have a little brother or something ? or he could be @ his cousin's or something. you never know.

[MrAmericanboss]

@kortkool you are the biggest bitch ass faggot.....do you understand joking nigga..fuck off please

[XxMeRkAgEIoNICoDzZ]

@kortkool how does his channel suck ass when youve got no suscribers? i havent even either but i dont go arouund sayin peoples channel sucks when my own sucks 100 times more

[allnurmouth408]

@XxMeRkAgEIoNICoDzZ holy shit man i think you spoke to soon check it out again

[GlitterV]

@kortkool him apperantly andim sure you are not one to judge

[mhfutotalmaster]

@kortkool

lol.....so your saying you got real guns? i bet if someone crashes into your houre your gonna fight him with ur water gun........

[mhfutotalmaster]

@kortkool

lol.....so your saying you got real guns? i bet if someone crashes into your house* your gonna fight him with ur water gun........

[ArthaxtaDaVince777]

@kortkool NAH HIS VID BEST PRANK CALL EVER,IS ACTUALLY THE BEST

[NFCxKYUUBI]

lol

[mii284]

vader was framed lol

[DemiSelenaFan8912]

do you play world of warcraft?

[Halo3jonny]

# LOL

[joeb19100]

this is funny

[UltimentZeldaFan1]

A midgit eatin swiis cheeze lol



[FuFuAnimate]

#LOL

[bigstank94]

fucking kike 

[spongebob1872]

umm am i suppose to laugh? ? or not?

[UglyGirlsMakeEnemies]

people are so stupid

if you don't like his videos don't watch them

[SupernaturalPepper]

watched two of your videos........ badly edited, badly executed, badly bad, bad...

[SakaraSasuke]

hahah :P lol

[oakvale101]

This video isnt funny at all....its obviously his gay older brother

[jepps306]

yh...um...your really not funny. grow some balls

[MrMonoxide93]

Ohh thts the left 1

[shark1131]

This has to be one of the stupidest videos Ive ever seen

[fallenangellen]

LMAO loved it

[Guitargirl2468ify]

i couldn't stop laughing it was sooooooooooooooo funny it was hilarius when u hit ur nuts i couldnt stop laughing

[writethisdown77]

hey idiot YOU NEEDA GET A HAIRCUT ITS BUGGING ME p.s. you needa get a life too =o

[tbt1208]

lololololol omg funny! too much cursing..........lol

[SuicideXiXsilence]

Kay all of you haters shut the hell up. at least he has the decentcy to put a video on youtube .

[NejiHyugaiscool]

*sarcastic* Desperate time call for desperate measures DICK LICKER! HAHAHAH!

[dragamasta3000]

hey nick gibbs learn how to spell.

[CLACKERSRULES]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[benwars2000]

:D:D

[xoBrittneyK]

you are creepy

[Roswell73]

@xoBrittneyK and you're vain, everyone's different. It's what makes the world go 'round.

[santadrummer2011]

@Roswell73 haha got her! i think its pretty funny

[Joerules08]

@Roswell73 No actually the world moves left nd riht hehe no FUCKWAD

[metallicarocks012]

@Roswell73 and i'm deaf. im with rosewell. we are all different. if your not different then thats just weird.

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@Roswell73 no offense but you did write a poem about fatty mcjiggles lol

[xoBrittneyK]

Boooo ! >:/

[Vampiregirl780]

wow dude seriously?

[xxlolangelxx5]

lol xD

[nickgibbs1987]

GET A GILR FRIEND

[jaifrodude]

hella out smarted you stupid self

[stunterman1]

you boii is the most SAD est person i ever seen on you tube

[abisme4]

this is the most retarded video i have ever seen.

[marmarymotherofgod]

haaaah.

brilliant :)

[punkrutherford]

pretty clever mr. shmarty pantz lol prettydamn funny :D

[VicFirthBeast7]

not really funny

[angel26518]

dude I was bored as hell and then I watched this!!! that was funny

[allaroundanimation]

omfg! That was the most rediculous thing I've seen in a long time! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!! rofl. I'm with you wolfspartan, I have no idea why I'm laughing XD

[CHARIZARD70]

rubbish

[NATWOLFFLUVER1]

HAHAHAHAHAH!

[zhayun286]

migite eat chesse

[Helensville]

anyone think nicholas cage at like 2:00?

[lovduffmckagan]

great vid.very funny XD

[snapascrew]

GAY

[number1raider1993]

ITS A fail

[Shomz58]

bad acting

[angel26518]

@Shomz58 what you think that you can do better?

[memeandbug2010]

omg ur awsome

[lman1333]

cut yourself

[Mobabygirl87]

lmaooooo....cooll...that was halarious...im subscribing....

[pieisgood131313]

you look like a girl

[vinnieismyname]

whats the point of hitting urself to hurt hi mbecause ull feel it to thats the hole in your logic rofl which makes it so much funnier

[restorea32]

I just noticed he's wearing Tripp Pants :o

[153michaeljacksonfan]

funny

[iISHanimal19]

you are so fkn funny:) looking forward to some more vids^^

[Jappeke007]

emo

[Extrem3Ownag3]

"oh, huh. I guess I was wrong. " LMAO

[calilovesbrian]

you r better than that fucking cunt, fred . roswell prank call me sometime 903 278 9531

[0o0o0matt0o0o0]

@calilovesbrian smooth you just gaev your number to everyone in  the world fail!

[TroyTVProductions]

I laughed my fucking head off!!!

[siamzxcode5000]

ahhhahahahaahah lol he died instead of him self lollllllz!!!

[KidJetson860]

lmaoooo

[ScaredPiglet]

How come the computer guy didn't die?

So in the contest if you inflict damage on yourself it only hurts the other guy or both? It seems only the opponent felt the pain except for the nerf gun which was the opposite.

[1AnimatorKid]

LMAO WTH Thats Funny

[Stevienesss]

wth this is stupid!

yet i laughed my head off :D

that's funny.

[crazyICPjuggaloZT]

wow that was great lmao