How to Catch a Cheating Spouse with a 5 Minute Semen Detecti

[habibalbisally]

its true



[lushfauna]

just don't get married

[doesnotFempute]

"...Unless your bitch uses condoms, then you just bought this kit for nothing. NO REFUND"

Tooooo much damn work

[nicktesla45]

This is asuming she does not take her panites off before fucking the other guy or that she does not get a douche after fucking him . Bad assumtion !

[kysmelmonge]

Wow bro I thought it would be something funny you just wanna keep this chick in check no fun in your relation ships huh?

[poulsontheprick]

I wish i'd had this in 2004 , it would have saved me a LOT of money that the Bitch stole from me.......

[Zenshiro14]

or use a black light lol

[TheBgoz]

i think the issue here is less about the chick cheating, & more about the guys insecurity somehow...& if youre controlling like this (fucking checking her underwear with a semen tester??!:S) chances are shes gonna find someone better soon anyhoo. probably with a bigger...brain :)

[skyduster4]

@TheBgoz

An ironic statement coming from you, after you just revealed below that you've been cheated on yourself. What gives you the superiority to call someone else (specifically males) "paranoid" if they have reason to suspect their spouse is cheating?

[maxmustafaful]

lol why go through all that....trouble....when you can just simply kill your spouse and let C.S.I Figure it out.............

[TheNautiNanni]

I love the way this ASS just assumes it is the woman cheating - I believe statistics say it is usually the male that is unfaithful. Thinking with the wrong head half the time - "boring sex" at home (Geez does he think he's all that? Maybe the reason it's boring is because HE has become boring - and she can't fake it anymore - "it kust happened" Perhaps he shouldn't have put himself in the position where it COULD happen? - and the biggest of all, MALE MENOPAUSE - afraid they are old!!

[TheBgoz]

@TheNautiNanni actually, statistics show on average men & women cheat equally. in their 30s women r having children/recovering from having children, which is where men cheat. when a mans in his 40s he starts having problems getting it up & the romance is pretty much dead which is where she cheats.

i dont think its fair to demonise men. even tho ive never cheated on a guy but it seems to happen to me all the time...fuck it, maybe ur right.

[southprk76]

the same kit that the CSI use!! lol

[massivemak]

If you dont trust her shove her.

[TeeHeeItsKat]

And this was in my recommendations box why? 

[carlosediazp]

To 21 cheating spouse doesn't like this technique :P

[nofear4232]

wow I just jizzed in my pants!

[djdiligence]

FFS IF THERE SEMEN ON IT BEFORE U DABBLE SHE COULD HAVE DID IT HER SELF SAME FOR GUYS THIS IS STUPIT BEST WAY IS TO PLANT A CAMERA.LOL

[ThallesNinja]

@djdiligence You know girls don't produce semen, right?

[djdiligence]

@ThallesNinja yes but there a percent of the same substance in male and female come there has to be.

[ThallesNinja]

@djdiligence You really have no idea what semen is made of, do you?

[reussphotography]

Where's the detection kit for men because we all know men cheat more than women do....LOL

[mawntenir]

Thanks very much for this kind of technology and I found out that my wife is fucking someone..and I leave her early and now we are separated..surely its very accurate..

[TMP1947]

it would be cheaper just to chew on the crotch of the panties and detect if it tastes like semen

[plainandsimpleton]

@TMP1947 Ew! O.O

[SeaCoastGirl1987]

Im not trying to be nasty but semen normally leaves a white crust on where ever its at like clothing it makes it feel crunchy to the touch.

[massivemak]

@SeaCoastGirl1987 its a test for people who have never had sex in there lifes like a 15 year old thinks his 14 year old girl is cheating on him cuss she never shared her candy and they split up.

[spyphonebluetooth]

___ w w w spyphonebluetooth com for cheating spouses! : D

[Lflak3]

its semen visible on panties? 0_o

[ACDCrocks051]

This means someone had to jizz on those panties to make this. I hope you all realize that

[TMP1947]

@ACDCrocks051  or the jizz leaked out of her vagina onto he panties

[killerwaffle34]

WTF?! HOW DID I GET TO THIS?

[cidland]

Search youtube for detracktor for a solution to cell phone spying, hacking, eavesdropping, stalking and tracking.

[0crazymoon0]

Try dialing star 72 your 10 digit number from their phone you won't get their text but you should get their calls it Fwds their calls to your phone to in do it get their phone again and dial star 73 that's it. I know this works for Verizon the rest will just have to test it.

[47mrdoug]

LOL over 200,000 views none of u trust ur girlfriends and want to check her panties lol

[vodafoneoff]

w w w spyphonebluetooth com has some SPY on Girls :) ~

[GimmeADecentUsername]

You gotta admit CheckMate is quite the name for a product like this :P

[shadowblade17a]

Wife: take off you pants i want to check it for semen.You:sigh ok Wife whats this you cheating basterd.You:no baby i wuz just jerkin off at work.Wife:bull crap *gets a kife* You:o s*** *runs trips gets hit on the head* and the next day you wake up she is siting there next your you p**** on the wall. Wife:wud like some dinner and this is my horror story the END

[EmmyPage100]

good idea

[aleterra]

what if they use condoms?

[arinumero1]

This product doesn't work. I'm a girl and i tried it on myself just to be curious and it turns purple everytime. I tried it with my underwar after intercourse and i try it 2 weeks before and it turns purple all the time.. I want my money back...

[alfonsovasquezvalle]

Yo mickomilly your lady is a whore 5 men eww

[AbdulazizAlKharazmi]

just buy 9mm

[uriel17051993]

i wonder where did the semen came from to make the paper turn purple! yikes!

[mikekomalley]

wow thank u for your awesome product i found 5 different mens semen on my wifes panties. WELL WORTH THE MONEY.

[AbdulazizAlKharazmi]

@mikekomalley u serious?

[Jackle61]

@mikekomalley It's a semen detector not a DNA identifier. How do you know it was five different men and not one guy five times?

[pokemonhack1]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[redchilly1000]

@pokemonhack1 and what happensif the wifi connection breaks????:)

[iKyuubi1995]

@redchilly1000 Then you will be forever forgotten :S

[ELPerroBuddy63]

I would never need this kit because I love my girlfriend so much with all my heart. She does not want marriage because she is afraid that I might "change" but it is ok.I have been with her for 11 years and I consider her as my wife. Not only that if I ever cheat on her she will kill me.

[samrscales]

haha

[MioSmash]

.....Most times, when someone has sex, they strip down completely.. The jizz normally ends up inside the girls mouth, on her stomach, back, in a condom, or in her ass [Or inside her baby maker if you're feeling particularly edgy.] Unless you have a fetish for this, cum normally doesn't end up on the panties.. And girls tend to have more than one pair. So what, you test all of them?

What if it was your cum?

This is banana's.

[cLaX1227]

wtf do you do if it was your semen and you dumped her?

[professionalwiring]

I actually use a Spying App to spy on my teenager's Blackberry and my hubby’s Android phone. That’s how I caught my husband cheating. Check it out at spylizard. You tube won't let me post the link. So just type in spylizard in the address bar and hit the Ctrl and Enter key at the same time and it will take you to the site. Or add the prefix and suffix to make out the actual web address. You get the picture. Lol

[attheramadainn]

Jeez... I pull my pork all the time! This is a really shitty way to try to find out if your boyfriend is cheating...

[playfulmama]

who ever wrote that about if ur suspecting ur spouse is cheating ur relationship is over u are 110% correct on that

[6stringplaya77]

if you are suspecting that your spouse is cheating...your relationship is already over

[TooManyPBJs]

Entrepreneurship fail.

[fanbutton]

Obviously this device is for people who are already paranoid and who need to put their paranoia to rest. If you know that you and the woman have not been having sex for a while, then this would be an excellent checkmater. If this device gives you peace of mind then by all means buy it. Screw those players out there who don't want you to have a clue as to what's going on in your relationship. And if you are a player, don't bother messaging me, cause I will not reply.

[knoxismyheart]

yes loveless333 your right what if its your semen then your just a parinoid jerk who dosent trust any one

[AMS130]

@knoxismyheart Hey didnt it say if you know you havent have sex for a minute say more than 72hours. come-on ....reason...reasoning fails.

[LovelessInfinity333]

Well... if you're looking for a good reason for a divorce, that's fine... but... what if that's YOUR semen? Seriously? That's fucking paranoid.

[kilahchris]

Aint not body got time for this James Bond, Macguyver type shit. If she is cheating be done with her.

[MelkorHimself]

Or you can just buy a $10 UV flashlight and detect semen as many times as you want.

[fingerme100]

I used this kit and it turned out that it was my semen. fail

[dwreck517]

hahahah awesome. so very CSI

[TheStarGod]

are they serious!? so, when is the vaginial fluid detector coming out? LOL

[8ATOMIC8BOMB8]

wow they are making money out of this lol

[adhotcsury83]

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[zoomerlawns]

I tried this, but the eydropper got lodged in my throat. They should put a disclaimer.

[dsteitz1]

v=xzhWx90yK3E shows the best way to catch cheating spouse

[TheLTTEbuster]

Fix a mouse trap in your girls Cunt !.

[smikules]

people in quick hiding situations rarely do that though ;)

[manxcafe]

What a sick joke. You or anyone can't tell WHOSE semen it is and who's to say it isn't YOUR semen, bub? Very one-sided, Males supposedly checking up on females. See some very unhealthy uses for this self-serving product and I would recommend NOBODY buy it or anything like it. Only the makers and marketers of this garbage will benefit.

[martind586]

if u need someone to " dirty" your underwear " give me a call - 555-0069

[Hollrobb]

If you are with a bich that makes you go buy this kit ,you should have got her out of your life long ago. Save your money and take a new girl on a date.

[hddragracer1]

@Hollrobb Just curious, HOW do you get "the other woman" to give the wife HER panties?

[AbdulazizAlKharazmi]

@Hollrobb or get a beer and watch soccer

[DmanDice]

if u have to go through all that then your girl friends a pro at cheating lol. how do u confront her if she is? umm hunny. i got this semen detection kit and uhh...haha

[airbornepimp]

cant u just lick it?

[GR8GUY54]

@airbornepimp

Too funny! LMFAO

[uncoverbrother]

better use gloves for that!

[chas766]

should come with gloves...what if the dummy jackoffed and then performed the test..he would get a positive result of his own semen...actually this will be a good test to see if your hubby is masturbating..joke gift

[reversefound]

great vids

[darling17425]

yeah she just test her own semen lol

[anonon1212]

wtf.............? that isn't even real lol

[kanda444]

it's real and some sites promote it for find if your teen is sexually active.

[inconvenientslur]

LOL

[nsewx]

really scientific guys..

[amnesiacsmuzak]

this is ridiculous. among other reasons why this won't work... (a) what if someone cheats using a condom? (b) what if you're just detecting yourself?--it detects semen, not other guy's semen. (c) it won't catch men (unless they're cheating with another man AND on the receiving end). i can't believe anybody would actually be sad enough to bother with a product like this.

[emolater2]

Thats why you wait with having sex with your partner and give it a at least 7 days before you do this test. That way you will know its not your sperm.

[xboxlive6]

but what if that person was just jackin off!

[PosholNahooy]

And how would a woman obtain the undies of her husband's mistress to use this test kit?

[toxicsnafu]

Check Mate: Cheaper than a detective AND cost effective ;D

[esabelsexy]

this only for woman why not for a man ? if for a man i would buy for my husband .

[toxicsnafu]

I would suggest getting a new husband

[skunkz01]

uhm? what if the semen is HERS?

[CrisMastersOnline]

Trace evidence will be present. There is always incidental contact.

[newmanwong]

i want buy one, coz my wife cheating on me, it's a great product

[toxicsnafu]

you may consider getting a new wife

[ShinoNoMono]

Wow what a great idea...then after this you could have them followed, stay up all night worrying what they're dreaming about, develop a singularly unhealthy paranoid complex and eventually kill yourself and several other people in a fit of (possibly unfounded) jealous rage. Meanwhile, the guy your girl went to because you were such a paranoid jerk in the first place will be comforting your now Ex. If you don't trust someone you have no relationship of any kind anyway. Just end it.

[gfneeded1]

nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[gittabitta]

waaaait, if that peice of paper turned purple that would mean those underwear were used...OH GOD NO!

[CrisMastersOnline]

It' means there was semen present. Women don't have semen. So, if it was there... And, you're not laying the pipe... She must be? Using her undies to clean up after strip shows? OR cheating on you.

[gittabitta]

no i meant the underwear in the demonstration

[CrisMastersOnline]

oh ok.

[macerator15]

would it not be easier to just ask?

[luda265]

This is freaky shit!!

Id file for divorce than do this hideous exercise!!

[dtmacgregor]

Id rather her cheat than to have to go threw this!

[mysticalpopsicle]

...this is unbelievably retarded.

I clicked on this thinking it was 2nd degree humor, but jesus fuck.

I had no idea something like this could exist, and i hate to think what kind of demented, jealous, mysogynistic freak would buy this crap.

[brendonnz1964]

mystical, you would be surprised how many would buy this product

[Star0cean3]

LOL!

[Pressence101]

lol, where's the trust?

[fstwrtr]

"Knickers"???...hhahaha!

[coolbassman]

So big deal...you find semen? It only proves the person got aroused and had some discharge. This test does not tell you who's semen it is!!!! It is probably the person's semen that is being tested. What the hell does that prove? Nothing!!!

[steveshipsides]

women dont produce semen if its on her knickers and u aint been near them then it does prove something

[coolbassman]

what about Men? This picture shows a woman's panties, but the artical says catch your spouse...meaning a woman can catch a man also. Don't think so. And women can have a discharge. Every month they have it and you don't think semen is in that???

God...sad that someone would think this would catch someone cheating..

[steveshipsides]

id be worried if semen was included in a womans period, semen is sperm u know little fishy's its a male thing. women have discharge but it is not semen they produce natural lubricants but i doubt sperm. but i agree test dont prove much.

[undocumentedspot]

women have semen? hahaha, are you kidding, or are you too young to be on the internet?  what kind of world are you living in? lol

[stonecoldarc]

Not too young, too GUILTY, that's why there's the arguement in the first place. See, if men weren't so aloof all the fuckin time and would learn to fucking PAY ATTENTION to their potential cheater's behavior, they'd save themselves YEARS of trouble by taking a test like this...and no, women don't produce semen, only men do....so that bitch is BUSTED. :)

[Motivasyoner]

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[PoisonIvyLeague]

hopefully nobody does this test on my computer mouse. I'd be busted.

[ladymerakina]

complete crap. Considering that the vast majority of cheating spouses are men, it's freaking such a double standard that they would come out with a product to catch a wife cheating but not a husband. Total BS!!!

What about all those jack AS**S that cheated on their wives when Viagra first came out?

Viagra singlehandedly responsible for a peak in divorce rates when it hit the market. Why? Because husband's libido went through the roof while wives couldn't keep up.

[britkillah]

stupid bitch

[colleen3217]

Just because a product is available, it makes it a double standard? Are you looking for things to get upset about?

[00dev]

google "paternity fraud"

women cheat on men as well

[Kylahullut1969]

How do you enlarge the horizons of a woman?

Put more windows in the kitchen :)

[xboxmichael]

im your son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingcrimson234]

hmm, that dude is holding a piece of paper with some other dude's semen. thats kind of really gay.

[SolidAvacado]

lol. Grow up.

[ppatel85]

how do you catch a man ???

[PreserveCanada]

its probly pretty easy haha

[Smiruk001]

there´s no way! hahah! we are free!

[standup91]

lmao

[airbenda]

why did i click this???

[PaulyCracker]

What if it is from you though?

[MvC2legend]

dudes holdin some dudes nut in this commerical... damn nubbins job

[RobynJasonsBtch]

ffs

[TaintedHeavens]

oh..my..god

XD

[johnfright]

Worried your mate is cheating? You should kill yourself. Live in fear forever!

[JPhinfan86]

Idiotic - it just detects semen, not explaining who it came from. SO it COULD be yours. Ijits.

[Boghman22]

perhaps not, open your eyes, dick.

[JPhinfan86]

Do you just type random comments on random boards? That really didn't make alot of sense dude.

Are you speaking from experience? Have you been fooled by your girl? Go sniff out those splotches. Rawk on.

[6sixsixx]

well if you did not sleep with her for a few days ...then what!!

[JPhinfan86]

It'd still be there if she didn't wash her drawers lol - - as gross as that is. It COULD be someone else - this 'test' just doesn't give ya bonafide proof.

[tkcwu]

i think every man and his dog needs one

[Machetazo1]

Yep, this device is definitely for american couples.

[Machetazo1]

100% satisfaction guaranteed? Wow, SOME satisfaction at the end! It should have said "Satisfaction variable upon results"

This takes the whole meaning of "Scarlet Letter" to "Violet Letter". lol

[LastDayInSin]

hahahaha thats really spiteful but useful hahahaha

[Ignorant303]

What if it's your own semen?

[eddoolan1]

semen hounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Debunka]

And what if they use condoms?

[patatabanana]

Then you do the test on used condoms :)

[YerRighto]

Sorry, I'm adding in, but what are you supposed to do? Break into every house in a 1km vicinity and rifle through their rubbish?

[YerRighto]

And another thing: testing for semen on a used condom would come up positive, don't you think?

[patatabanana]

That's the absurd that I was trying to make a laugh :D

[deimos420]

HUH?

[ulrek54321]

i think it would since thats all u need to know that they were cheating, kinda wastes the test you know.

[fishboy1995]

if ur that worried bout ur spous and cant trust him that much, why are you with him?

[AlIord]

All that tells you is that she has sex, and if she's your wife then presumably she does.

[swampo1212]

um that dont work

and its not accurate if it did

[turntapzap]

What is she says it's her husbands semen?

[hairhorn]

just make sure you don't actually have sex with your spouse first...

[kllspiderman]

Another marriage  saved!

[gilgamesh82odin]

thank god (the user) for a video with instructions!!!!!!!