PUMPKIN CHEESE CAKE!

[LoveMyPhilly]

Hilarious!

[RedGuyJr]

the pumpkins alredy dead. the day it died was before this vid was even mad

[lilpinkyluv]

ok....i didnt think it would get any nastier after you ate the cream cheese.....but then you added that eggs...gross.

but, still pretty funny :)

[primo3503]

Damn, fool looks as if he is on crack.

[bridgetalaine7]

haha my last name is cook!

[Zao969]

pooor poor man XD

[bloodrain1998]

dude, remember to take your meds!:p

[onelifeonelove22]

you look stupid..........

[NolaSP]

you could've done a "Psycho" spoof :-)

[NolaSP]

I mean the part where you "killed" the pumpkin

[IRISHMOBSTER55]

what happened to your older videos like the garlic smash one

[dorbid]

you are insane. you must be very alone.

[MysteriousC]

If there's a person alive who would stay away from this man due to his "insanity", then they're insane. This man is brilliant.

[SomethingOtaku]

yeah, just wish he would make some more...

[spazzalicous]

wow... that was so stupid that i loved it =D

[TaoJenChan]

You're the real life Peter Griffin.

:)

You're insane.

I respect you.

[skankermuffin]

um okay lets just use a sock..

[zinzin92000]

HAHAHA you are crazy XDDD

[LoveMyPhilly]

Way to stay on character. Haaa.

[jiggerjogger89]

yaaaa bud.. wtf ia wrong with u i think wow the whole cut, smear the pumpkin seeds in the blood thing yaaaaa and the sock wow go get help

[TorriesVideoSpace]

o god, r u ok? thats a pretty nasty cut, man. ouch.

[FungusToes]

I think that everyone should filter eggs with used socks.

[screamingwhisper101]

hemoriod(sp?) pumpkin.......nice

[Corehxc]

i've actually had pumpkin cheesecake before.

its reallly good.

[OlgaCheung]

You were lucky, you were not wielding a sward this time!

[cummingsm2012]

Eww that is nasty

[vampirelady69]

He's creepy/funny, but I wouldn't eat at his place. The sock thing was a little gross.

[VanGurpinator]

why did i watch that whole thing

[sh97]

That was too disgusting to be funny. I would kick your ass if you tried to serve me some of that contaminated shit. 1 star for poor taste- no pun intended.

[sandybochs]

nice - extra iron in those seeds

[Jenny8540]

where is OSHA when you need them???

[qbob124]

WTF!?!?!?!?

[Chunky549]

lol @ the can opener... =P

[howardb02]

hahaha you got loads of blood in your pumpkin seeds, i thought you had reasonable knife skills until i saw that

[sexboywonder]

jesus chrsit use a serraded knife.

[litchi]

ohh god.. blood .. >.<

[babyxphantom]

Yum! Pumpkin pie with a dash of blood ^^

[steveak93]

w..that egg's yolk was a very pale yellow..gross

[M4sk3dC4sp3r]

DUDE ouch man your finger wow dude super glue it thats what i do when i cut myself

[ZanderArch]

Your boat motor sucks xD

[kiddsock]

Oh no!!!! Token black sock was smacked!!! Someone contact TACOS (Toes Against Cruelty of Other Socks)

[SpiritChaser009]

Funny as usual MrCook! Keep up the excellent work, and I hope your finger wasn't to "bent out of shape"...just kidding! ~Kasi~

[vampirecat362]

i love your face in the last frame. and that fact that you give up after you hurt yourself and make a hot pocket. you are my favorite person on YouTube!!

[iTimmeh]

..sock..method O_O

[NightmareDX]

Lmao u need 2 buy some steel gloves to stop u from cuttin urself 24/7 xD

[JMIRULEZ]

you killed it with a furit knife!!!

[leahcantthink]

hahahahaha ur so freaking funny. and i love ur face at the vERY end

[tallguy0550]

i love hiw you brought back the sock and eggs!! oh and i tried that and it helps if the socks are clean ... lets sjust say the cookies i was made smelled like i walked on them for 3 hours straight in a dirty shoe. ... ..

[thenegatives]

that's not a hemrhoid pumpkin! it's a turban squash!

[LoveMeEmoxx]

that look surpisingly good =/ but cheese cake in england is different to that O.O

[preslejen]

From what I've experienced it's better when you soak the seeds overnight in salty water and then bake them the next day... they're even more yummy.

[N0GGINB0NKER]

LOL, so far I've seen 3 of your videos, and in all 3 you've cut yourself. Looks pretty deep this time.

Well I'm a subscriber now, since you shed your blood for your fellow youtubers.

[juliachildsbrother]

Mr. cook does all his own stunts

[oMRoCHASo]

blood stained cookin board

[vekko]

LOL that was so sick

[TheKillingNinja]

omg did you really cut yourself??? O_O lol

[winterxbliss]

I thought the blood part was fake cuz it looked purple..omg...but u proved me wrong! ewwwwwwww are u okay?

[triguntrigun]

yay! I did it too ^-^ Nice recipe! It tasted really good.

Btw, I didn't cut my finger <.<" and no Hair on the food too >.>"

[likesilver]

fuck man that makes me feel so fckin bad... I hate blood

[ThaiJjang]

Man, I remember, something similar happened to me, I was testing how sharp a siwss army knife was. And I cut my finger.

[L0its]

And finally i did it, i made an account to youtube, after watching videos for a pretty long time here. And you know why i registered? I registered because of you!, to say that ur such a great chef! U dont even realize how much u have helped me, you have made me to make food for myself! Eatable food! (and uhm well motivated me to try to be funny, which isnt a very good thing that i am kinda not funny lol. :) So thx mr cook and keep on cooking! (sorry for my english im from estonia lol)

[princessevee]

Hilarious as always! Try toasting your pumpkin seeds with seasoned salt and garlic powder, really delicious. Hope your finger is okay-sorry couldn't help laughing when you sliced it!

[merumon]

omg, you are really crying!! thats so sad!

[rboyles]

awwww!!! *puts a band aid on your poor finger and then some ice and after kisses your finger* there all better! loved the cheese cake tho, looked yummy. Love you Mr. COok!!

[nojokeva]

I couldn't bare to watch, finger injuries make me sick. ((hands over eyes))

[ChosenOne12]

I tried this out, same thing happened with the hair. Not so much with the vast amount of blood loss though, lol.

[sprky777]

he could have used a ninja sword and lopped the top off from a distance. Like SNL samuri cook.

[lmosack]

Pumpkins are kinda hard to carve,espeacaily when you dont have the right tools.

[nanciesweb]

Wow, you really cut yourself this time. You haven't learned from the previous two cuts?

Canned pumkin from a pumpkin? You really should stay away from those Genetically modified foods.

[the1stcobra]

Mmm, looks delicious, I shall remember that recipie, and maybe make it myself! I loved the tinned pumpkin gag :p

Hope the finger heals soon!

[kitty143167]

i thought it was fake but then it...ewww and ewwww so yea

well luved the video

[kingkong1054]

lol love the use of the emursion blender

[Lasrkin40]

that looks painful your lucky that you didnt cut to deep or u would loose ur finger!

[AtomikAl01]

rinse your finger under some cold water to clean and numb it and for god's sake clean the blood off the counter before cooking it's basics in clean cooking!

[catquack]

aside from the, umm, bloody-finger-mishap, the pie and roasted seeds looked great... :D

[sgwee]

WHERS your camera crew? what happens when the day comes when you get a huge cut or blow something up with no one around to save you?! anywho...im gonna make that pie because i love cheesecake and that looked reallllllly good

[kazl1m]

Bloody good cheesecake, chap!

[emopope]

Glad I dont eat your food lol.

[nhlegg]

i hope ur finger is ok now

[princessputter]

is ya finger ok cooky??? pie looked delish!!!

[Skeptic2006]

how that diet working out for you?

[angelicvalkyrie]

You crack me up! Great recipes :0)

[EnccorE]

Hilarious! 5/5!

[dscingo]

nothing like a little sock lint in cheese cake!

[NoPlaceToRest]

Another fine video! The whole blood business is a valiant attempt at encouraging a frank discussion about what seperates creative grossness from, well, grossness proper (borderline cases are always the most interesting, aren't they?). The can out of the pumpkin was brilliant, and I loved your face when you were holding that, erm, previously prepared pie crust into the camera. (I tried to think of a clever van Gogh reference, but couldn't come up with one.)

[Aliboy]

Holy crap the sock method looks like SO much fun!!!

[Wylde4Zakk]

Hysterically funny as usual!!

[AmaranteXyph]

Yey for pumpkin! Thank you Mr.Cook <3

[gelalala]

Oh my god~ what a amazing video

I love the sound effect

[starlightmishi]

awwww mr cook. b careful with your knife :( *sniff*

[robinsmommy]

I was closing my eyes, waiting for him to stab his arm. Not the right way to cut open a pumpkin. LOL.

[Blunty3000]

Yum Bloodseeds!

[Dunker5432]

OWWWW...ive dun that to my finger MANY TIMES...i should really stop playing with knives =)

but ill try and make that pie, since you have conviently provided the directions!!! YEEA!

[MrCook]

I guess it's wise to provide the directions. I've nevr done that before. OW It hurts to type!

[Dunker5432]

Yeah, that cut looked pretty bad. BUT YOU SOLDIER'D ON!! NO CUT SHAL GET MR COOK DOWN!!!

[Skazzo]

It's great your putting up the recipes now.

[kiwidud3]

Mr cook always cuts himself, hes EMO D= even crying, theres another sign

[Flannery]

You make me laugh so hard XD

[MrCook]

:-D Glad to help!

[charliehottie]

dude there was blood on your seeds!!! i wonder how that tasted...

[JohnsonzKid]

See what happens when you forget to tell the viewers not to trust a skinny chef? That's right. People get hurt.

[Ihatetomie]

haha I love that last line that you threw in there

[delayedhaven]

you're not well, hahahaha

[ImaMuffin]

I like theat you are now putting the recipes in the description. This pie looks like something I want to make.

oh my god you are insane!

[RedClincher]

You should wash the blood off of your hand unless you're using it for Halloween.

[NightSnake]

oh my god!!!! thats so nasty!!!! but the punpkin cake look delicious

[eppinizer]

whats with the new music in begining??

[tygrefyfe]

Good one Mr Cook! I always enjoy when you pick out retarded vegetables, but in this case- horticulturally speaking, it's a fruit. Hemroids haha! I know that there is not many interesting recipes for pumpkin, but you make the best of it. Someone mentioned making 'finger food'? Good idea! I could do without the blood and hairs, but by the end you look pretty satisfied, almost euphoric- I hope you didn't lose too much blood in the process.

[MrCooksMom]

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture.

[gorikuri]

LOL

[siogai]

Watched it on a Sunday....bloody Sunday

[NihilistZealot]

The halloween episode has to be the bloodiest, makes sense to me.

[wolfad]

loved it

[JayZeus7]

Haha nice video, poor finger =(

[12alyssa34]

The technical term for the 'hemroid pumpkin" is called a Turban Pumpkin. And . . . Why didn't you just put a band-aid on your cut? You're silly Mr. Cook. But you know, the crying and and anger towards inanimate objects reminds me of myself at work when I cut myself on onions (it's always the onions that get me!) I love you just the same! =)

[LokiGodofDeception]

Would you happen to know exactly what one is supposed to do with a "Turban Pumpkin"? Carve it? Eat it? Decorate with it? or whatever?

[Mudhooks]

According to foodsubs dot com (which I highly recommend): "turban squash Notes: This squash has a gorgeous rind, but ho-hum flavor. It makes a good centerpiece, or you can hollow it out and use it as a spectacular soup tureen. Substitutes: butternut squash OR acorn squash OR green papaya"

FGor a much more delicious and just as decorative squash, thy the Sweeet Dumpling squash (I have some in my "Last of the Season" video)

[Mudhooks]

Ackkkk... Typos!

[LokiGodofDeception]

Don't worry. I can read right through typos. I'm a professional typist. And thanks for the info. I'm off to check out your video.

[GillGlopProductions]

MrCook - when are you doing finger food?

[MrCook]

Hmmmmm.... finger-lickin' good!

[GillGlopProductions]

PUMPKIN PIE! YAY!

[FlamingMouseTrap]

It looks like you cut your whole finger off... and you didn't even clean up the blood...

[MrCook]

I cleaned it up this morning.

[CaffeineFreeDietCoke]

Your blood is really thick. You should get some blood thinners.

[FilmCriticForYou]

The blood adds iron to the pumpkin seeds.

[MrCook]

That's just down-right, flat-out, utterly nasty...

[mangKARA]

OMG - there's blood everywhere!

[ryanwtyler]

hemrhoids, socks, hairs. come on man

[MrCook]

What? What did I do??

[Smaco]

you should use seasoned salt on the seeds and band aids on your finger.

[MrCook]

Better than bandaids on my pumpkin seeds and salt on my finger.

[gorikuri]

switcheroo ;-)

[Smaco]

true.

[SmplyChel]

LOL Hope that finger is better:) I'm gonna try an make that Pumpkin Cheese cake this week, with out the finger cutting of course:) Great Video!

[MrCook]

I don't recommend finger cutting. Unless you have some severe mental disorder requiring you to cut your finger.

[Furnifur]

bloody pumpkin seeds, seriously narsty Mr C....I will only eat cheesecake when it's pumpkin cheesecake, so it's awesome you made this vid. thx

[LokiGodofDeception]

Oh to be a fly on the wall when your students start asking you what happened to your finger.

[howardmeis]

Lol dude youshould really clean that blood off your counter BERFORE making other dishes. and by dishes I mean the seeds. Jesus man, that was a baaaaad cut lol. No joke.

I liked this video WAY more than your silly acting ones.

5 STARS!!!

[CaffeineFreeDietCoke]

I like them all!

[howardmeis]

Me too, but the normal ones are better.

[xotom73]

I think MrCook is one of his characters, just its more developed than the others. Maybe he will bring them back and develop them more. I cant wait for Mr Komrad Cook to come back :)

[MrCook]

I can... My grade would do any good in your current English course, however.

[yura23]

Simplily Amazing. n___n

[iamtina]

Poor MrCook! Stupid carrots and stupid knife! Thank God you didn't lose any of the finger. Be careful man! Glad to see that whipped cream made you feel much better.

[CaffeineFreeDietCoke]

i always said that carrots are evil.

[iamtina]

Verrrrrry evil.

[UKMonkey]

So, is the next recipe homemade black pudding?

[brad3h]

hmm he has cut himself loads of times u would almost garentee that he is going to be on and he actually said never trust a skinny chef at the end of it!!!

i dont liek the taste of pumpkin and i think its funy that u used store bought pumpkin seeds instead of real ones and i saw that u bougth 3 real pumpkins too, now i know for a fact that there cheap anyways and u could even just buy them to throw at people. lmao

[Mudhooks]

Those were the seeds from the pumpkin he cleaned.

[kesikes]

Mr. C just one suggestion if I may, buy a "Slice and Dice" machine. Peace and I hope you are a quick healer, take care of that finger and look forward to your next video."K"

[kesikes]

I hope your finger is OK and I did not jinx you with the concern of that happening. Who would think that after getting thru the pumpkin carving without damage to any digits,that it would come to slicing a finger during the carrot cutting segment. But I must say though it did add nicely to the effect of the video.

[Magnulus]

Never trust who cuts off his fingers! ^_^

That's bleeding quite profusely there. Nicely done!

[Summer58485]

GROSS DUDE! ur pumpkin seeds got sweared in yo blood. GOD! STUPID CARROTS!!!

[kesikes]

Thank you Mr Cook for the recipe, sorry about your accident, but I have to say, it did add to the irony of my suggestion for the SPAM/Pumpkin Casserole and the pumpkin carving. I did (if you recall)mention my concern for a cut or lost digits.

[spaMonster]

HAHAHAAHAHHAHA rolf the wipe cream hahahhahahahaha im out of breath hahahahhaha so funny

[Rudenewt]

Mr. Cook, Killing himself one finger at a time for his "art". Now that's frickin dedication, you don't see that in America anymore. Now days you just see a bunch of cryin and whining and quitting when .... well he came back.

[SeeVeeBee]

Mr. Cook. Once again another fantastic video.

I like when you cut yourself. :)

[edo2k6]

hmm delicious :D

[Ranmagirl10]

omg you should be on TV mtcook i am your #1 fan not like those other savages ive seen every singe one of ur videos man i could only wish you lived in my neighborhood may i have your autograph?

[jocavc]

I hope your finger gets better and that you make some Portuguese recepie!

[33Sammi32]

aww....Mr Cook you poor thing!!! I wanted to hug you when you were crying about your finger. Maybe cuz I was thinking of my fiance cutting his finger so much....but still! Poor Mr. Cook! even though all the blood made me close my eyes and cover up the screen at first.

[DJSeba]

DUDE! What do you put in your blood! Everyone just watch this: In the part after taking out the seeds from the pumpkin you can see some blood on the table AND IT HAS MELTED ON IT LIKE SOME FRIGGING LAVA. MrCook is a superhero of somekind(well ofcourse.. duh!)?

[FilmCriticForYou]

I'll bet it was the feta cheese and "I can't believe it's not butter" that thickened his blood to a syrup-like consistancy.

[Hagridsheep]

Ouch... That was a LOT of blood..

Do you do it deliberately?

[MrCook]

No... but I certainly took advantage of it.

[gorikuri]

I hope you never cut your finger again. One time you had opened a coconut with a saw. I was scared you were going to cut your finger off. Then, on the whitetrash chicken vid, that meat cleaver was TOO CLOSE to your hand. Our entertainment is not worth you injuring yourself. We care about you ;-)

[xotom73]

Agreed watch it man !

[soemochris]

lol stupid carrots

[Vern2765]

Awesome job, MrCook!!! Love the hemorroid pumpkin!!!

Keep the great reipes and videos coming...

[Hagridsheep]

*Haemorrhoid

[LokiGodofDeception]

Hemorrhoid -- American spelling

[Hagridsheep]

Ooops - sorry.

[LokiGodofDeception]

That's OK. Your spelling was listed as correct also.

[LokiGodofDeception]

Oh no! Now I'm turning into an English teacher. Oh the inhumanity.

[Mudhooks]

That is the road to ruin if Mr. Cook is any example.

[LokiGodofDeception]

Yes but at least all my fingers are intact.

[merrykite]

hahaha! the best damn cooking show i've ever seen.

[GraBear]

Very good.

[Mudhooks]

I don't recall human blood being part of my recipe... I hope you weren't seriously injured!

[TroubleSquad]

I don't remember plasma being one of the food groups for humans. Looks like a nice 1/4 to 1/2 cut. I figure chef is self medicating so pain should be a problem. that cut is going to throb in the morning. I guess a little bleached mixed in a lot of water will kill those nasty germs on the cutting board.

[MrCook]

I couldn't finish making your pumpkin stuff... my finger hurt....