Barry Bonds BALLS (in the Hall of Fame)

[rgbhujmko123]

your an irish faggot and could never ever ever ever never ever never ever swing the bat like barry bonds with or without steroid! go fuck yourself.

[rgbhujmko123]

your an irish faggot and could never ever ever ever never ever never ever swing the bat like barry bonds with or without steroid! go fuck yourself.

[NorCalXRaider]

haha it must suck to be as jealous as the rest of you baseball fans. I grew up watching Barry and it was awesome, regardless of if he took steroids or not, hes the best hitter in all of baseball and if he was on YOUR team, you'd think so to. So shut the hell up, hes #1 and there aint SHIT you can do about it.. Ruin his ball, hate on him all you want, hes number 1 and SF fans stand behind him..

[brocklanders111]

Marc Ecko: a duche among douchebags. There are better ways to make a statment than carving up a piece of baseball history, regarless of your opinions about the player. Someone oughta carve an astrisk in Ecko's forehead a la Inglorious Basterds.

[maxhawkins97]

fuck u u have no idea wat ur talking about that is why u only have 18,000 views in 3 fucking years

[kingrap]

Marc Ecko is a fucking TOY! He's never done graffiti a day is his life what a lil bitch. Lets see him do something besides make money off other peoples art. I'm sending in his shirts to him with an asterisk!

[Dengsta123]

Nice fake accent asshole

[TheycallmeSkywalker]

Your freaking amazing.

[BartmanMC]

That was funny.

[TwilightStrike]

LOL that was awsome!

[thekkkkiller]

barry bondses balls are in the hall of fame records omg some one dial 911! w8....wuts the # for dialing 911?

[Linkman424]

Barry Bonds testicles are the same color as the giants logo..... Hope they like that hanging in the hall of fame.

[norfillyson]

i hope the same people who crucified Barry Bonds do the same to Roger Clemons. but you know and i know they wont. because hes WHITE

[TwilightStrike]

Thats bullshit you stupid asshole, how about they crucify you next instead, eh?

[flyers2161]

dude you are 100000000000% CORRECT!

[chowfon166]

cheeeers

[19PHS74]

Poor barry.....truth has finally caught up with him.

[joshua81em]

It isn't a case of "maybe" he took steroids after the government revealed positive test results from BALCO.

[Falcon9740]

5 asterik..et..ed... testicles. Yes.  indeed.

[MixesAndStuff]

baree boonds ....lol

[tehjamesnz]

Can't get enough of those tiny-testicled giants.

[halogod227]

I Give You 5 Ass-Stricked-Testicles ^.^

[matrixoverkill]

5 asteriked testicles

[matrixoverkill]

LOL! shriveled sporting scrotum...LMAO!

[BartmanMC]

he is so funny. 5 stars.

[soraiyame]

hahah i love the way you said semicolon.

[arglistone]

LOL

[corkyt3]

5 asterisks it is mark :)

[delshizzy]

Is it fair to say Marion Jones got balls(sarcasm) than Barry Bonds.Time is ticking!

[standuporshutup]

sweet, this vid definately got 5 asterisked...

[gableman32]

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[rokushouk]

yo man ure accent is changing either that or am def, anyways ure the shiz i give u my five tiny testicles

[MelinaImmortal]

I love For Parody Purposes Only!

[UncleAndy814]

i love how you say colon

[Sodisna]

Five Asterisssk Testicles. XD

It's pronounced like Ass-Ter-Risk. Or, according to Webster's dictionary, it's "as·ter·isk". If you really want to learn, just go to remember how to pronounce words, goto webster(dot)com. Hell, I do.

Not saying your dumb, I can't even pronounce practice. =/

[Mengha]

try saying it with an accent, then you will know why it happens.

[Sodisna]

Understandable.

[seancoppinger]

what do u think about the 500 limit mark?

[SonicDaSweathog]

I don't care what anyone says. Barry Bonds is Da Man!!!

[Sodisna]

Yes, expect that "da" isn't real word.

[ChildePC]

Markdaycomedy can you please comment about Gays in iran

[IoneS57]

I'm not watching? Yes, I am!!! 5/5!

[seancoppinger]

hehe I'd put it in my favorites... but I've reached some sort of virtual forcefield set to 500... so I can't ah well.

[destry42]

damn 500 favs thats insane, you should go therough them specially the old ones what with youtube being jerks and deleting lots of the good and copywrited (funny who often they cross paths) stuff

[owneroftheinternet]

Bonds Sucks!

[erikasmixers]

thats 5 asterisked testicals (ohmigosh i dint get a squiggle red line!) for you, cuz i love your work! ^_^

[jorwinback87]

very funny 5/5

[jaymz789]

I think its funny that on every one of his videos, he asks the viewers to rate it 5 stars... so everyone rates it 4 stars

[adelaifas]

Asteristicked haha. I love this man!

[Truthiness231]

HGHaid, it goes down smooth! Who needs training when you've got peas of steel!

[xlucifer666]

i give this video 5 shrunken testosterone filled balls out of 5

[mcp893]

not ur best love you others though

[gregarganda]

5 something testicales to you.

[dark420bishop]

We can always count on your for a good one. Thanks.

[CrispyGFX]

enjoy your negative 6 :)

[DecipleofEntropy]

negative 7 now.

[qualqui]

hahahahahahaha....5 asterisks testicles! Ya deserve every asterisk testicle,but i got the habit of ratin' 'fore the vids done, i gave ya four, please change that to 5. Thanx Mark for sharin' and keep up the good work!

[chelle4448]

5 * testicles for you

[SpatiallyImpaired]

Lame.

[blackturtleus]

So are you saying that steroids not only shrink testicles, but that they also alter their shape... into an asterisk type of configuration? Wouldn't that be potentially painful?

[screech1O8]

this guy is really boring, easy comedy give me my 3 and half mins back

[englishpuzzle]

leave barry bonds alooone.

[jamesusillXD]

Or.... "Leave Barry Bonds balls alone!"

[RonPaulVoters]

lol

[UserNameWTF]

Baddy Buns lol

[marleyinoc]

Sentence by sentence rating. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb and scary. smart. yep. yep. yep. probably. dumb but funny. really?. lol. yeah right. hmm. lol.

[LtSticky]

Let's see... Testicles, Man boobs, Bonds' Butt... Well, You've pretty much covered all the funny body parts that can be mentions about an alleged steroid abusing athlete, so my job is done. Good on ya.

[BurnOutSlave]

STFU

[Nomadparon]

I wish I could be as witty as you are. You make comedy look easy-the true sign of a craftsman. Thanks for the entertainment!

[downhill240]

Love your stuff man!

[TheRachel2004]

Thanks for another great vid. Best Supporting actor - priceless.

[lesmcluffalot]

Poolios

[Trynka]

you might be a bit off on this one. (then again, maybe i am) i think the giants told barry now that he tainted the ultimate record as a giant, theyre through with his cheating ass and are dumping him. i believe barry still wants to play next year. he just has to pray someone will take him.

[holyperson3]

i thinhk your a bit off. this video wasn't even about him playing next year or him being fired or anything like that. it was about asterisks on his balls.

[coloursepia]

as long as he doesn't end up like OJ

[kannon9]

ha, ha, ha like OJ I love it great remark!!!

[xTreillyx]

Lmao. <3

[oryppyro]

I love your vids so much! I was excited yesterday to find out my sister is a big fan of you too!

[DrOman5596]

Great video!

[hellfroze]

Man... as great as you are... I'd hate to correct you.. But Bonds is not retiring... He's just leaving the Giants... He should retire.. but his head is too big from the 'roids, so he thinks he still has a few years left..

[iWinKk111]

rated it 5 astrusc'd testickles ;p

[halomademepoor]

You call yourself a comedian??? It would be easier to understand you without all the dicks in your throat...

[matzalo]

dear halomade,stick to larry the cable guy..this comedy has wit ,something you cant comprehend,you stupid little cunt

[matzalo]

ray davies of fleetwood mac

[TwilightDrop]

lol, a giant with tiny testicles...lol.!!

[g4greg2u]

baseball players are notorious for scratching their testicles as often as they can during a game...What is barry scratching then?

the asterix, or the radiactive raisin?

[kittenishtrance]

haha love it... the raisin of course

[bennettbuzz]

have you repainted your wall?

[DeoMachina]

Did someone say Asterix? Oh wait, you didn't. :(

[DavidPierron]

DPwyv.

[LovelyYTRocks]

Hehehe!

Asterixerxeristerixes tesicles.

[theboringdispatcher]

great vid 5 stars

[Espiriteus]

It's not only age and steroids effing with his balls, it's also the semi-frequent herpes outbreaks and the never-ending jock-itch. Cups are known to wreak havoc.

[1DRock37167]

5AT4U!

[ZachsMind]

I gave ya five stars as always, Mark. But this time, around 1:22 or so I noticed myself nodding off. Then you said something about lactating manboobs and I thought, that shoulda been funny, but I wasn't laughing. I think you lost me back there, when you started talking about sports. The only thing I find funny about sports is that they make so much money and people still watch them.

[Acr2440]

Co-Lon. Perfect

[Espiriteus]

*buzz* Co-Lawn. ^_^

[dnHooligan]

*bravo*

[randalldowney11]

i'm not sure how to pronounce * either.

[SgtDarrkness]

Great stuff as usual Mark, five Asterekted..ed testicles out of five

and I bet Good ol' Barry has Exlimation marks and question marks all over them ~

(*) ~

Attempt at internet art, cheers.

[colleen3217]

Who are the people not rating this 5 stars? That's not nice, all his vids are really good. :(

[ArtOfficial]

Marc Ecko tagged STILL FREE on the side of Air Force One. He is a badass.

[cosmicquestgirl]

instead of an asterik, why not a smiley face, or a lol, perhaps, ...much better way to display your balls in this day and age, I think

[thecobra39]

Stick to something you know about, not American baseball. Bonds was a Hall of Fame player before  he allegedly began taking steroids. 1 star.

[Gate001]

Just catching up with what I've missed from ya, Mark...

5 out of 5 asterisk-ed.....ted... testicles.

I would give six, but YouTube has obviously been hit in one of it's six balls too many a time, making that quite impossible.

[BusBoyIsBack]

Put an asterick next to Roger Clemens stats too then.

[fucktronassbandit]

You should be funny?

[Seloa]

I don't care if you can pronounce asterisk. The accent makes the whole video worth while. Oh, and you're hilarious!

5/5 for your sense of humor, intelligent air, and super sexy accent. rawr.

[almalinda06]

The trivia about Parody Purposes Only was TOTALLY awesome, and made my day.

Thanks, Mark Day.

[jeffwads]

Bonds aka Mr. Roids will have a place in the Hall of Fame. That is truly sad. The great Hank Aaron has been cheated bigtime.

[matzalo]

mick jagger of the beatles

[Murry25]

Mark! I just love the way you say BALLS!

I give it 2.5 stars per BALL!!!!@@#$%^*())

[PixelFaerie]

You get five stars just for attempting to pronounce asterisk as many times as you have. ;)

[Rowdyeh]

Been waiting to see this for a while, 5 asterisky testicles, ooo me plums!

[AskCarrieLee]

Okay, this was great, babe. Your gettin Five Asterisked (?) testicles, all the way. And don't worry about how you say "Asterisked" you still need to work on "co-lin" as opposed to pronouncing it "co-lon". JK Love that Brouge :) talk soon.

[NeCiFiX]

MarkDayComedy is a genius.

[whispers83]

someone pass this on to barry!!!!! LOL

[PiFan7]

Sometimes, Barry Bonds affects people's lives in ways even he doesn't understand. Another great video. 5/5.

[GuardMarcellus]

Both of Barry's baseball bullocks. Nice alliteration there Mark.

Also, five asterisktkst testicles from me.

[smile480000]

i can never understand what your saying

[nicholas9999]

lol, the words may fade, but the imagery hangs in my mind like, well, like a lactating manboob! consistently excellent!

[Gimmeabreakman]

The X-Men! LOL!

Testicle jokes always inspire a chuckle.

You milked Barry's balls quite wall!

FIVE ASTERIX TESTICLES FOR YOU! I like you cojones...uh...you know what I mean.

[helmithair131]

hes not retiring asshole. talk about something you know.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Mark.

Now we can all sit back and wait for roid rage on Barry's part.This could lead to him clubbing someone in the head,just to try to see how far a human head will go.

I rated this one 5 count 'em , 5 injected buttock stars.

[colossus999]

Hah, for parody purposes only. Sure.

[bakaface]

This video is the Dogs Ballix!

[drmofcali4niktun]

*bollocks.

[bakaface]

Thanks I wasn't sure how to spell it.

good looking out.

[drmofcali4niktun]

no problem. glad to help out...

[derryquinn]

HAHAHA, You can't Say Ass-Ter-icks

[Appellation]

That's because Asterix is a French comic book character, whilst an asterisk is a typographical symbol.

[dgreenawald]

haha it's asterisk, the second "s" comes BEFORE the k. Also, the trouble was with pronouncing the conjugated verb "asterisked."

[derryquinn]

Really! Got I'm dumb I'v always called it asterix!!! Sorry dude!

[dgreenawald]

no need to apologize, although I'd like to say I'm impressed that you can admit being wrong. Don't see that much online.

[Appellation]

Wow, I just read my comment, and I sounded like a prize ass. O_o

Err....sorry about that.

[wwood14]

What about Genevieve Jeansen, and the controversy around her EPO doping..?? She still maintains her innocence..

And why not just allow all the doping,, so may be one day we'll have one event super sports. Where the chemically enhanced play one game with fantastic results, only to die shortly thereafter from Heart failure, or some other drug related organic failure. Then May be we could send the heros to a taxidermist and have them stuffed for the sports museum??

[fossilman2]

***** ()()

[ProductPlacer]

I don't think Barry is retiring. I think he just done at San Francisco.

[MattyPasta]

i think that was the first use of asterixed i ever heard.  :)

[pornfartin]

barry bonds balls in baseball ball of bame bites bung bugs and buffalo bile

[robtran]

If Barry Bonds' balls go to the Hall of Fame, will visitors be allowed to juggle them?

[kornstar108]

*****

[Largo64]

5/5* from me! This was one of your funniest!

[groovytimes]

Oh jesus barry bonds balls

[gu88766]

if you ever mispronounce things we'll assume its your accent.

[sergelapelle]

The Bionic Woman is being played by a British soap actress from Eastenders. What up with that?

[ooTheBoogieManoo]

Five huge stars and a couple shriveled bouncing bonds

[RustyZombie01]

Cole-Ons

[SirJaso]

5...erm... stars for you Mark.

[mizusajt]

Nice...

[tammy81783]

Have you ever done an episode on goth bars? I'm sure it would be interesting. Much love.

[Levesque999]

Snakebite and bad makeup and bad music?

About it

[roliboom]

You made me giggle when you said "colon" ;D

By the way, great use of alliteration!

[qiranger]

Spot on!

[PocketKitsune]

one of the X-Men? Oh I hope that never happens. Lets hope Stan Lee isn't watching...

[vsadlarry]

jajaja

shrunken cojones

giant with tiny testicles

mate u rock!

[66shadymilkman]

*5*Asteriked*man boobs*for you*my friend!

[SakuraElyse]

lmao, you say "Colon" funny, Mark.

say it again! say it again!

(awesome video by the way)

shrunken cajones, lol.

[martylicious26]

loved it! :)

[justin1o0]

lol that was funny

[hollywoodrose77]

Trainspotting=Best film ever

[pip9999]

five asterisked testicles! ^^

ya rule! (for this time, at least.^^)

[petitegitan]

Thank you, Barry Bonds!

[lyon1535]

raisin testicles and question mark manboobs? and barry bond's buttocks? interesting

[Aprildew]

I love how you say colon ..giggles...btw I still don't like your new lighting..and I rated five lactating manboobs!

[MarkDayComedy]

Sorry about the lighting... i've been getting home too late in the evening to film in natural light (which is how i prefer to film...) I haven't really figured out how to make the best of the lights yet.  Roll on spring....

[apehodet]

You used to be funny and I used to be a fan, but after you became a partner, you have just sold more and more out and become less and less funny. Unsubscribing if your next video is as stupid and unfunny.