Funny bumper stickers

[Driftin1EZ]

My kid beat up your honor student.

[Da9Beast]

This took up the whole side of his car and it said "GOD IS SMACK DAB SWESOME"

[xander7ful]

When cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?

[WMJrfirefighter]

jesus is coming look busy

[Nichol7898]

I used to have one that said: "I'm Going Nuckin' Futs!"

[OddaDoleScEnce]

@Nichol7898 hahahaha from that one movie with David Spade lmao

[xpodmaniac]

Best bumper stickers ever:

Friends don't let friends eat friends (seen in a Fazoli's parking lot.)

BUCKLE UP: It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car (I have this one)

There are others, but I can't think of them right now.

[Bryannagirl1996]

also one that said

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole

and constipated people dont give a shit and

and honk if yur gay

(person honks without seeing sticker)

[Bryannagirl1996]

I saw one that said your child may be an honor student

But you are still a retard

[animelover462]

I saw one that said "Don't steal the government HATES competition!"

[elementboy5]

my friend is going to make one that says can i have some cock porn i meen pop corn i swear i ment pop corn

[flippinsweet17]

It should be "cop porn" since it would piss off any cop that reads it.

[elementboy5]

lol yeah

[hellkitten779]

1. horn broken, watch for finger.

2. i suffer from C.R.S., Can't remember shit

[exciter666bitch]

i got 4

1. my wifes cars a broom

2. practice safe sex go fuck yourself

3. gun control means hitting your target

4. i miss my ex but my aims improving

ill post more when i get em.

[dilbertvickers]

"Fat people are harder to kidnap

[pieisgoodtb]

well know how teenagers supposubly(sp) know everything Well my mom likes the bumper thah says ask ur teenagers while thye still know everything

[PopMami]

I saw one. Hit me once shame on you. Hit me twice, then your going 190 miles too.

[kotaysoon]

haha "what if the hokey pokey IS what its all about?"

[FLAKAlovesANTONIO]

i saw 1 "haha you so dumb i just made you look at my bumper sticker"

[FromMysteriousWolf]

i seen 1 like "family kidnapped by ninjas need money for karate lessons:

[shadowfairie]

"It will be a great day when our schools have all the funding they need and the airforce has to hold a bakesale to get a bomber."

[controls24]

ive seen one a plumber car one that says ur shet is meh bread n' butter

[mrmom613]

i saw one that said "if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

[hieikurama93]

I have seen one that says: I'm not psychotic, I just like psychotic things

[fenderbenderstrat]

(front bumper) if you can see this, i didnt hit you hard enough

[ricey23]

i've seem one saying: Jesus saves.... his game after completing a level

[spekledworf]

you gatta see this bumper sticker! its hilarious!