Lock Stock and Two Smoking Monkfish

[micktalia70]

I clicked on this link maybe thinking someone had dubbed actual Monkfish soundbites onto LS&2SB footage, or vice versa... or at least something amusing, in the style of "Snatch Wars"...... imagine my disappointment, then, when it not only turned out to be nothing of the kind, but also a load of fucking old shit. Seriously poor. How the fuck does a northerner trying to be Cockney work??

[grungeface87]

Good god, that's dreadful.

[mandstngt]

20 seconds in nope

[noligsky]

this is one of the reasons i always skank students. nothing personal but i hope you all die painfully.

tossers.

[englandmadethewest]

Oh dear. 

[jellyfishdave]

Whoever made this - what do you think this is, sunday school drama? John Actor makes the films round here, NOW DO ONE!

[MegaJohnnyR]

oh dear....

[simond10]

SHITTY MCSHITSHIT

[FlipLiverpool]

...... i'm just here for the comments :)

[666thesnowman]

i was quite happily going through loads of old fast show sketches and this shite was among them.... get the fuck outta my recommendation bar tosspot

[kierantaylor1983]

Well i will never get this time back!

Where was the Landrover chase, oh and its "you! Put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea"

John Actor is............MONKFISH !! not Tim Wood.

[StigGT2]

Bastardo

[bellendwoot]

BASTARD

[sriusername]

What the flying fuck is this ya dog-wanking twat!

[illman76]

Oooooh. Not doing well son. Not doing well at all. You failed the 3 second rule, and I'll watch any old shite me....

[redandblack666]

i like the fact the person editing this used EVERY single cheap effect available to them. it really gives it such a gloss!

[Michaud27]

Hobbit cunts

[bluegreenius]

the comments are hilarious!...fantastic do another one

[albion79]

set of cunt flaps

[spyrothedragonsparx]

wat a load of shite, tis aintmonkfish, this is a seagull at a rubish dump

[astarisporn]

no need. flagged.

[fuzzbender]

utter shaite

[benbarrow]

john actor, what an ironic name

[schiz0phren1c]

What a CUNT.

I echo and agree with all the other statements on this sack of shit...

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!

[mulreay]

Why Why Why!! You have defiled not only Lock stock the film but Monkfish from The Fast show... truly sacrilege. Where the fuck is the execution button....

[BREN70S]

horrible just fucking horrible

[chezsu]

Shame it isn't not possible to vote lower than one star.

[Olthetime]

Areed.

[moisie23]

If this is coursework then the education system in this country is truly fucked.

[glaxev]

This makes me cry

[chillifire]

Pretty Piss Poor

[GlesgaSmackheed]

s h i t

[grogson]

quite possibly the shittest thing i've seen in a while.

[ih8chalk]

COUGH shitE COUGH

[Mattelliott1234]

fuckin shit

[mottguy2007]

Wouldn't mind doing the lass at the end though.

[tomplura]

get your nickers on and make me a better video!

[hogofbullets]

You're knocked, ya mugs.

[elstormo]

Sorry, fellas, but this is awful.

[ordowski]

Agreed, this is fucking embarrassing.

[davidzof]

You slags, you muppets, 'av a word, you pair of nonces.

[paddyleblanc]

WTF? Has third level really gone down this much? No wonder the world is in such a state. Gentlemen, you are all buffoons. Put down the camera and pick up your books, its your only hope.

[RotherhamAdam101]

You say this video was part of your uni coursework... I hope you failed for this abomination.

[reillo01]

ugly wankers, shit video, shagged ur mum, she was shit but not as shit as ur video, pricks

[BenjiMoore]

LOL

[DarkMuj]

This is funny on paper I assume but the performance is fucking dire.

[ElMattador]

please tell me you didn't submit this as an actual peice of coursework for university!, i've actually seen GCSE Drama pieces better than this monkfish shite.

Reasons why this is terrible:

1. the voice over has a pretty noticable accent (Leicester)

2. the camera work is terrible and shakey

3. Any film can do with swearing, a good one will not use swearing at all, but intellect to think of some curse.

4. Monkfish never used to wear shades or a comdy moustache because it just isn't comedy

[tombowring]

pathetic

[mottguy2007]

Dreadfull. You should all be put on the sex offenders register for life.

[rkidmurray]

Please have a good long THINK before you hit the upload button next time. Cheers.

[tomwalker07]

Isn't this just plagiarism?

[Jackbite69]

GOB SHITE!

[highplainsdrifter842]

wank

[lordsqueak]

shite

[marklennon1985]

the comments FOR this video are funnier than the actual video! on that basis i'm adding this to my favs! pmsl at all the other comments : D

[townsjim]

I'm sorry but this is fucking awful. What's wrong with ur voice man!? my little sister could do monkfish better than you, you muppet! try something else mate

[jacksprat1990]

dirty bum lickers...

[bajajuan]

wankers, student wankers

[kbcmighty]

bloody students

[matthewmch]

whoops someones had a whitey

[electricitycomesfrom]

poor effort lads. must try harder. How about coming up with your own idea and maybe some original dialogue?.... that might help

[nath909]

go home

[samcurtis214]

you get to make films for coursework? have you literally just tried to replicate the fast show? what kind of shit half arsed "degree" are you on? you clearly can't act or make a decent video, so what are you doing at university? I'm guessing you pretty much failed your a levels, are lazy and lack any real qualifications, so don't piss around wasting tax payers money. and for everyone else out there, don't hate students in general. we're not all like these annoying bastards.

[thommo988]

Well said. I'm not sure this would have passed muster in my drama club when I was about 14. What a load of shite.

[mancteddybear1690]

Death would be too good for these degenerates.

[turbobread]

university is too easy these days and its full of fucking wankers

[thewarden4444]

some iniversities. mine isn't.

[joey5000]

I trust your coursework was given a fail?

[stripeyhole]

Watching that was a thoroughly unpleasant experience.

[DannyLoki]

Cringeworthy Dogshit. I hope Simon Day comes round and beats your shit in.

[kavorka75]

Truly awful. You can't even manage a passable cockney accent. PLease give up.

[GammaSouljah]

awefull!!!!!!!!

[campag1979]

This is even worse than BBC3. You bunch of c**ts!

[maffp]

Oh dear oh dear

[debord5]

shit, its crap, not funny at all

[simmo1664]

That sucked donkey balls...

[harrisontheskater]

Oh man, give up life.

[harvadog]

that was awful.

really bad.

everything.

[comeonfucker]

That sucked arse!!

[EdEckersley]

What a load of old shit. I bet the brief said it had to be 1.00 long at least as well. This is embarrassing to watch, you total cocksucker

[christopherwilcox]

Embarrassing.

[coreychaos]

i cant believe that even after filming this, and watching it back, u still thought it was good.....y...y would you do this and put it on..i dont understand i hate u

[Whagwann]

What makes me laugh is that these fucks think they'll be able to get a job with their 'media' degree post wasting three years in uni.

McDonalds is you

[trigga1uk]

thats student films for you. To be honest you might as well spend 3 years making cups of tea and sweeping floors, because thats what an employer will offer you when you graduate, oh yea, and minimum wage as well. I know, i did a media degree =waste of time.

[kilik210686]

fail

[McGrayUk]

Be ashamed.

You are shit at life.

[glowbubs]

About as funny as being raped I would imagine

[skwiffer]

ahahahaha. how very very shit. i imagine you didn't get to spend long at university. your parents must be so proud of the shitcunts they've raised.

[jonner22]

Everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves. This is dreadful. Presumably, it's SUPPOSED to be funny and competently made, but it's fallen way short of the mark. I take it that they all failed the course and went home with their tails between their legs. Fucking awful stuff. If it were mine, I'd take it down and save myself the abuse. Shit, shit, shit...

[Praktical]

omg... dont.

[Volcanine]

I just don't know if I can face life now!

[Tiger20001]

I'm ashamed to say I went to the same Uni as these morons. I will immedieatly kill myself.

[saintmirrenmalky]

That is so crap.  A terrible abuse of classic comedy. I hope the Fast Show team sue them.

[rickbxx]

What a dirty great bunch of talentless 'omos, visual diarrhoea, leave comedy to people who can actually make us laugh....

[rhireg]

get over it who cares

[nbbristol]

What an annoying, untalented, worthless piece of shit. I hope your reading all these comments you wanker.

[dominicthomson2]

so shit!

[SubZeroDP]

Did you lot fail on your uni course then?

[midianholic]

You smoke cock.

[deadgirl17]

The girl looked interesting.

[jaytotale]

cunts

[TheJamesPorter]

you should end your own life...or come up with something original

[jimmyshitbags]

i knew how deeply unfunny this was gonna be within the 1st 5 seconds. you should be ashamed of yourselves.

[LovelyBill]

Good fucking Lord I hate students. Just look at them. They're like bad drawings came to life.

[slickpulla07]

fuckin terrible ur not funny go and hang urself

[Monkfish05]

Shit.

[pimpman50]

what a waste of effort

[vinwiesel]

about as funny as havin flid kids

[oldmansteptoe]

you should be deeply ashamed of yourself

[Krapvag]

You fucking twats!

[pooldude87]

absolute crap, and its PUT your knickers on....not GET your knickers on

[jimeth]

what a crock of shit

[decontrol82]

losers.

[jaytotale]

you fuckin knob-ends

[coolcato]

That was the worst thing I ever set eyes on. The real Monkfish will be turning in his grave!

[punksk8ernofx]

hmmmmm

[SciFlyGuy]

Double-Dog-Shit.

About as funny as having cancer of the penis.

[mikehillmjh]

shit

[TheSugarMan]

about as funny as a burning orphanage

[fennavitch]

uni? of retards

[ZeroMalarki]

This is so bollocks.

[MaxPDavies]

More like if this is university work then the entire university needs to be burned down, and the parents of every child in this video need to be hunted down like dogs and killed, leaving the students with no home, and no parents - only then, in the greatest depression of their lives, in the moment before taking their own lives will they realise how crap this video was.

[hoss1962]

Maybe...Or just strap them in a seat - eyes forced open Ludovico technique style - and make them watch their own crap videos until they beg for mercy...Then just leave them there watching it. Much more poetic.

[c0cknose]

I feel sick that was so bad, it was about as funny as third world aids or a dead child...

[gregorymahony]

If this is university work, then your course needs to be stopped, this is the biggest pile of garbage i've ever viewed, and you can quote me on that. Find a better university.

[indiechick1988]

Tim your a dick!!!

Good job though!

[ADNCRAG]

ermm tim wot can I say

[hoss1962]

be a friend - tell him the unkind truth....

[mercurial80]

LAUGH I LAUGH! XD

[hoss1962]

Laugh? I almost did - but I was very very drunk.

[thewizards]

Why did you bleep out wanker!!!