Stuff Christians say

[MsLOVE18LEJO]

I LOVE IT!!!

[TheImperfectlyMe]

IM GOING TO CHHUUURRRCHH!........... Im GOING TO CHURCHHH!

[gen11gen]

0:52 is sooo mee!! hahahaha

[AliceLivesAgain]

IMA PRAY FOR YALL

[theunfamouszoey]

this is my nana but shes black.. my mother is white and nothing like this

[RaiinbowNinja]

this is my mother! oh goodness i love this video. she always says, "did you pray first?"

[sousaphonist]

o.0

uhh...I'm Jewish, what is this?

[inaynaycoleman]

-eats cheerios- THATS A SIN dayuuummmmm

Where are your frilly socks

[kurbypinky]

"Where's Bible?" is played in every Christian home. That's why I started leaving mines in the car LOL

[pischeddafamily]

"I'm going to church... Im' a pray for yall! " love that!

[TheQW3R7Y]

"Lord. Lord. LORD. LORD! LORD!" LOL

[MissUniqueJaz]

I love your hair, and the video was good too.

[iiThrowStackzz]

Triple 6 is my number. You can get it off my tumblr.

[CupcakeLover9871]

1:20 to 1:32 is what my mom does all THE time

[WeCaredALot]

1:24 LMAO

[dinosaurroarable]

ahahaha so true! i say some of those thing :P

[theweston123]

i think it is funny how they put "stuff" instead of "shit' LOL

[Opus1No1]

LOL 

[Lyckojazz]

Loved this! I say/do at least half of these...:)

[CameraLife1]

I do that open the bible and that's my word then a pick a diff one. lol smh

this has me cracking up!

[LiberalAtheistChick]

LOL. Funniest video yet!

[johntetzel]

Woah, it's the only funny woman in the universe.

[MsGechi77]

Amen. Immma pray for y'all. I know this completely off topic but what kind of hair products do you use to keep your curls? Very cute.

[DetectiveTective]

I'M GOIN TO CHUUUUURCH!!!

*Silence...*

You know what... *opens door*

LMAO

[ericmarshall19]

"nigga ya'll did not start eating without saying grace"

[MyNinjaIsMissing]

My mom always said "Tell the truth, Jesus knows." and "If Jesus was here, would you say that?"

[sp1duh84]

LORD (5x) lol

[MsInfinite93]

1:35 lmfaooooo hahahaha

[Kool4Sure]

The part where she opens up the Bible to see what her verse would be for the day is ssoooo true!

[OxenOrb2]

"I talk in tongues and don't accept full responsibility for my life and actions"

[snowbeauty816]

Those who don't think is true, need to get to know some more "church folk". All of this is familiar to me. Either I'm guilty or, just as u said, I've heard/seen my parents/older folks with the same craziness. LOVE IT! My fav one about "church folk"... wait there's a part II. *click*

[kaylaflare09]

Lol this just made my day

[BellaCullen211]

This isn't 100% true.

[BEtheoddbunch]

I think she's going to Church...

[NewOrleansPharaoh]

so beautiful

[SuperHorseman22]

wow that is great so funny!

[JustynShane]

I'm not guilty of any of these, because I'm atheist. :D

[MnM412614]

"Where's my good coat?"

[Bawhxer]

Woman: Did you take it?

Girl: ..Take what?

[miketube1983]

Yes! All 28 years of my life, captured in a mere two minutes and forty one seconds....lol

[liluv1987]

u r beautiful!

[CassadillaPerry]

The REAL funny part is when she was all "yo baby! wheres the bible!?" cause we all know bible freaks cant get a bf/gf.

[mcamurray]

@CassadillaPerry what's stopping them from dating other "bible freaks"

they seem to have no issues getting married, so they must be dating at some point...

[PerfectleeCreated]

:37-:40 Thats me eveeeerytime stuff aint going my way. Lol, Oo, i be screaming like that in the car too. 1:19-1:20. Haha

[silverhallheights]

What state? South Carolina? Texas?  Georgia?

[foxdoggie666]

@silverhallheights Maybe Mississippi?

[Kaligurl99]

I know a person just like this! Whenever something bad happens (i.e- you get a scholarship taken away) she says "God didn't want you to go to that school!" or you get something stolen "God didn't want you to have that then." I mean I believe in God but why, just why?

[kokisxo1]

lol love the ending.."ill pray for yall" lol

[GypsyWomanjs]

I love 1:05. "Wherever this stops I know this is what You have for me today....What is this? This can't be it."

[Kritilane94]

I do all this stuff! Lol

[nlytend1]

She's cute, I wonder if she's still a virgin since she's a strict christian and all.

[mcamurray]

@nlytend1 she's married.

[nlytend1]

@mcamurray awww...too bad

[Mexicancousin85]

I love when "good christians" derive pleasure from saying "you will be judged in the end", it is their way of passing judgement without sounding like they are passing judgement.

[crystalchiles]

aint nothin but the devil! lol say it at least ten times a day. lol

[jimmyc1030]

I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[satanicloveee]

im on the weird part of youtube again

[6kuronix]

Hahahaha, I do 0:52 EVERY morning. This morning it didn't work LOL so I had to flip again

[msladysn1]

Lol

[po157]

where's the bible; well who hasn;t lost it at least once. . . .

[DrummerLordProdigy]

The title says stuff instead of sh*t, I think it's all part of the video. XD

[Sims2gurl1]

Random: You have a good singing voice.. :D lol

[MsOluwatoyin]

Lol..



[TheAweshomeness]

Hahaaa love this :D You are soo pretty too! :)

[panecitaxbeso]

Lol sounds like my grandma XD

[TheMerelyHuman]

SOOOO guilty of 0:52...

[DigitalFunBobby]

lololololol I have done the random "where I turn is what I read" all the time, and 9 times out of 10 if it is OT I will try again. LOL, and I have also been confused trying to find the book Habakkuk after a sermon one day; I didn't know it was in the Bible.

[chris5Mspruill]

She's fine (Caramel complexion)

[vale1998ism]

She's so pretty !!!

[Libstergirl74]

this is is funny and true

[anzanderz]

Awesome run!

[humbled92]

@anzanderz i know...that run was so Beyonce!! lol

[brittanibrowne]

I am majorly guilty of 0:52.. Works a lot of the time!

[JAMaddict]

Correction: She would say "MY Bible" not "the Bible." In a hard core Christian family everyone has their own Bible.

[hannahleexx15]

Bible paper is awesome for rolling joints.

[IDontWantYourCereal]

@hannahleexx15 hahahaha yes!!!!!

[TheBearHugs12]

@hannahleexx15 smh

[emerytails24]

1:33-1:37 HAHAHAHA!!! Yes!!!!!!

[reallyletsdoit]

The only reason i read the bible is to read what people tripping hard as hell on mushrooms wrote down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The people who wrote the bible were inspired.....by fucking psychedelics !

[pockettaco]

Can you all do me a favor and shut the fuck up and just enjoy the damn video?

[ismelljello]

you forgot the one where you tell people that they're evil and going to hell smh

[xsariax]

*sway back and forth* that killed me... because if you look in church during a sermon, everyone's doing it.

[MARIAtheGREEK15]

your beautiful

[theronhob2011]

Jehovah is NOT Allah. Allah is NOT Jehovah. Christianity, Islam, and Mormonism are NOT the same. There is only one way to eternal life, only through the sacrifice of the Messiah, the Son of God, Jesus Christ. Jesus is the only One who conquered death, hell, and grave. I am not ashamed of the Gospel, and the Truth will set you free.

[HannahNoelle2158]

"Tell the truth, shame the devil!" LOL

[graciegirl821]

never can find Habbakuk...

[TheLiberalTexan]

Tell the truth, shame the Devil! That's my momma, through and through! :D

[AlexisValles2012HI]

r u makeing fun of cristians or what cuz that would be meesed up im cristian well actuly advintist

[MrFreddieRoach]

@AlexisValles2012HI jesus should teach you how to spell

[msr18924]

@AlexisValles2012HI it says in her description box under the video that most of it is what she says. She also has a video on here singing Christian music :)

[ElvishFiddler]

Book of....Davey Havok

[missy1990ist]

i am guilty of 0:52

[hypergal8]

@missy1990ist LOOOLLL ME TOO XD

[lovinglife447]

id like to see a video or a artist or song that makes fun of muslims, because they are the biggest ugliest most disguisting mother fuckers on this planet, they believe in lies and are destroying this earth each time they have children, its sad how people are so lost and taken by the evil in the world, nobody understands. Always making fun of Christians. you all will be judged in the end

[z0mb13t4c0]

@lovinglife447 hey... Fuck you.

[PrincessFirefighter]

@lovinglife447 Wow, pretty sure the majority of the Christian community would disown you. Besides, if you read the Koran, you'd know that their religion is the same as yours. I've read the Bible and the Koran. Same thing, only the Koran is more well-written. Your ignorance is mind-numbing.

[hunter7754]

@PrincessFirefighter

First off, the religion of Islam breaks down into 2 types of muslims.

The religions have some things in common, but as a Christian myself, those religions are no way in hell the same as Christianity.

Also, the Koran is not the same thing as the Bible. Think of it as a bible that has been added onto time and time again.

As for lovinglife447, her comment was inappropriate, but regardless of her actions, you shouldn't generalize Christians.

God bless =]

[PrincessFirefighter]

@hunter7754 First, thank you for cordially disagreeing. If there's one thing I appreciate, it's civil discourse. Now. Have you read the Koran? Have you studied Islam? During my religious search in my younger years, I studied religions academically and first-hand. I talked with Christians, Muslims, attended churches, synagogues, mosques, etc. The principles Christians outlined were the same as in Islam. In fact, Islam was more adamant about those principles. Last, I'm not sure how I generalized.

[hunter7754]

@PrincessFirefighter

yes Islam does have some same principals but it is still very different from Christianity.

sorry i just assumed you were generalizing because you said they were all the same but i just wanted you to see that they're not all the same.

I've studied Islam though and as you can see I know enough not to generalize Islam and say 'all muslims are this' or 'all muslims do this'

its the same way i choose not to generalize atheists.

:)

[PrincessFirefighter]

@hunter7754 Oh, you're talking about when I said, "Wow, pretty sure the majority of the Christian community would disown you." You do realize that I'm complimenting the Christian community, right? She said a hateful, bigoted thing that I'm pretty sure most good Christians would look down upon. If that's generalizing, then I'm glad I generalized in a good way. I never said they "were all the same." Not sure where you got that. Not to be rude, but are you sure you know what "generalizing" means?

[hunter7754]

@PrincessFirefighter

yeah sorry,

i didnt see that. Im so used to getting criticized by other people that i dont always see whats going on so i apologize.

Yes i know what generalizing means, and yes you did generalize in a good way so thank you :)

when i say generalizing, most of the time i refer to a person generalizing a whole group of people, race or ethnicity due to past experiences.

[MurasakiSunshine]

I used to do that "Where it stops is what God wants me to read" thing when I was a Christian. More often than not, I had to go several pages back to actually read from the start of whatever paragraph I landed on.

[niknik73193]

Yes yes yes couldn't be more trueeee

[DemonicAngel619]

lmao! I'm atheist but most of my family is christian and this is on point! oh and you forgot "Lord give me strength!"

[niknik73193]

yes there favorite line don't forget Praise Himmmmm

[niknik73193]

@niknik73193 another one To bless to be stress

[goodfellabeats]

Steal, kill...and destroy.

[zumpano33]

Love it!

[oOBubbles21]

It was slow in the beginning, but the rocking made me laugh. You got some good stuff in here!!

[Sexi1Ntellect]

lol I do that just open the bible and say God this will be the word for me. Yesssuhhhh!!!

[hardballete1]

@Sexi1Ntellect lol i do that too.

[chenrobbins]

sorry, nothing clever here. Not offended, just bored.

[Sonialleuful1]

thats nothing but the devil.

Tell the truth, shame the devil.. ahah sooo goood

[maryjmxx]

loll "stuff" instead of shit

[emoemusan]

You look like Tracie Thoms. I. Love. You.

[xxtatibbyxx08]

HAHAHAHA I'm a Christian and I say a bunch of these things. Good Job!

[FeatherWeightHearts]

your actually a good singer

[godstheatreking12]

aint that the truth. im a christians and i laughin cuzthem old baptist churches be saying this stuff

[Crystalizeh2o]

lol @ 0:58 

[gorila8562]

this is my grandma

[megaripcord]

tell the truff and shame the devil

[run2miles4life]

the book on judging!!! ABAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

[run2miles4life]

hey! I watched this the other day and i didnt even know it was u!!! ur hair looks cuuute

[bdash1591]

lool you better do that run !

[jennellynellz]

lol U BETTER SANG

[RejectedSkye]

Did you pray first? Thats it imma pray fer yall!

[ATERIFA]

wow this was pretty accurate hahahahha

[princessascratchy]

Kind of remind me of my aunt.

[6didi9]

exactly same things mom of my boyfriends says. bless her.

[TheYangGangGirl]

give me ur hair! NOW! ;D LOVE UR HAIR!!! xxxxx

[nukeman444]

Oh yea! when you say those things, it gets you extra points on the 'Praise Team' or choir. You get to lead a song on next Sunday's service.

[nukeman444]

haha, I say over half of those things.

[adarkershadeofbrown]

Yep, I personally know people who will pick up a bible and say what you said at 00:54.

[JennifersJunk123]

The next time you hear me say one of these things, do NOT judge me... ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just smack me. Love ya!

[bearwoodcarpentry]

please add in praying for a parking space at the mall !

[Melons42]

Not only are you beautiful, but smart enough to get this SO RIGHT, hilarious AND an incredible singer! Love the video :)

[drakendrast]

i'm catholic, why doesn't my family do this...?

instead of "I'M GOING TO CHURCH!" we have "Dress nice, we're leaving in ten."

we dont bring bibles, there're some at the pews. O,O

instead of "I got church" it's "hey, we'll come by after church, kay?" or "let's go to church together! hey, let's go to this one!" >.>

[lolitaloveshetalia]

im an athiest and moms always like IM GOING TO CHURCH!!! x4 then like never mine im going to pray for you

[9987666]

Her lips are awesome ;-)

[dimples53209]

omg i say that when i open up the bible, too!

[BeauCaliente]

i say sooo many of these things ! lmboo.

[mssk8boardp]

So true! I couldn't stop laughing

[ErickHernandez23]

hahahhah this must be... no wait... this cant be... LOL

[xEmoLov3rx]

Yeah, my mom usually does that "lord, lord, lord" thing all the time. It drives me fucking insane. 

[Superstar33000]

Haha every Christian I know says those things!

[nycolbebraddy]

TRUE!! lol

[KGBTrigger]

Not to be "that guy" but why did all of these "shit that people etc" start blowing up in January o.o

[23babydab]

i do that too....go in the bible an stop at a page that dont have nothing to do with me an start flipping again Lol this vid is OH SO TRUE

[lidya883]

1:31 gettin a little crazy

[tbplc]

my mother says tell the truth shame the devil about once a day lol!



[iSheaShea]

Im going to church.,,..... (i can't even0)... IM GOING TO CHURCH....Ya know what Imma pray for y'all <3

[eitak092388]

GIRL THIS VIDEO WAS ON POINT!! YOU GO GIRL!

[Domo4eva]

lol

[embraceyourinnerdino]

So creative! You are a great actress, too.

[305boiiii]

Yea this is on point!!

[KaylaIsThatDoll]

@ 1:00 that killed me...

[itsshanice]

lol! I love the "wherever it stops God, this is the word for me"

[tmimms]

lol this is so legit

[Kaydr3n]

yep the singing part is totally my friends

[sindy14031998]

i say like only 30% cas i dont actually read a bible but i do go to church

[MHS032]

Nice hair

[allforgod95]

when she opened the bible and wherever it landed was the word from God : LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! my mom does that ish

[jclax74]

hey hey hey , smoke weed everyday .

[Maafa1619]

I would suck her like (as my grandfather used to say) I was trying to get meat off a neck-bone.

[rioshu]

@Maafa1619 Like I was trying to make the bone 100% devoid of any and all meat.

[selfexplanitory]

0:50 - Nuff Said! lol

[MaddieCollins11]

LOL the best :D

[bgkfan245]

This was cute.!! but when she stoood at the door & yelled "I'm going to church & nobody answered... i died cause my mama do that && i'll fake sleep.!!! too funny.!!!!

[charter2011]

I do that "wherever it stops its where I'm gonna read" But i usually do where ever i open it its where i read. Lol

[halfbreed1426]

Bible study is just another way to surrender independant thought to instructed ideals and a form of social acceptability.

[HMichelleH2579]

Haha I say 98% all the time!! XD especially where'd I put my Bible? And I can't, I got youth group!