Jim Carrey - Players Club

[jaymorpheus11]

Complete with the popcycle

[Airbourne231]

lol front row...

[DaveLimify]

he looks like pitbull !

[cupcaakes11]

oh look its pit bull

[thatoneguy855]

I started laughing when I he started talking

[Mrjokin420]

20, 40, 60! and 1 for you ..

[Mrjokin420]

20, 40, 60 and 1 for you.

[anton1990]

It's Telly Savalas!

[sagat4]

I love the way he clubbed them..lol

[ibiobot]

He is so dam funny xD

[tsurur]

xD



[eisenkreuzmusik]

"who clubs you baby?

[amineIahridou]

down boy LOL

[zygootis]

31 doesn't have players club...

[bgmoney99]

I'll take 2

[AnneFox7]

The New Gaming Commission in Alberta since 2007!!!! The Edmonton Police Commissions Polish club ( Ignasiak) +++ the members of the EPS invIte you to come to have your money laundered 50% OF THE TAKE FOR A CULTURE CLUB CHARITY leaves the country. WHO LOVES YA BABY!!!

[system0system0]

that looks practical. I need it. 

[DarthKraytuos]

he should do the old spice commercials

[lord1night1wish]

Sounds like Dukem Nukem lol

[jdham21gmail]

Jim Carrey is Pit Bull

[sabinov49]

BAS RUTTEN!

[HCShannon]

I dunno, but I bet SOMEBODY out there is going to find the part at the end of a white man beating up a black woman and stealing her money a little offensive! LOL!

[omichron420]

@HCShannon The Wayans didn't.

[Rhoderluxel]

I don't always go to Las Vegas, but when I do, I use the Player's Club.

[MrAuditore72]

he looks like pitbull

[maxismax100]

I LIKE TO USE THAT SHIT ON THE I.R.S STOP TAKING MY TAXES BAM

[maxismax100]

THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT HA HA

[ga7001]

The poke to the gut, like the setup for the stone cold stunner

[ideagirlconsulting]

LOL kojak lives!

[IamMegatron]

I'm sollyyy PUFF! BLAMM!

[MinistryOfSoundOldsk]

who klubs ya babeeeee

[sincere2da]

that's Ms Jeri from "Martin" behind him in the beginning

[Themasterbrain2]

I own this object.

[Darkleaves1]

1:08 she´s Ashley banks didn´t she? :O?

[12345achira]

Tony can u fit me in ? sorry man BAM !

[filosofodemierda]

whos the girl next to THE man

[lunarman07]

I want a players club

[animiekiller]

Holy shit its mega mind!

[shapman87]

oh oh i won! Well lemme help you count it. LMAO

[SuperWunk]

King Pin ?

[cun7us]

'who clubs ya babey' hahaha

[KPETEH1]

30 people got beaten like the receptionists :D

[Lbolting005]

20, 40, 60, and 1 for u. Hehehe

[swiftmccoy]

I need a Playas club now!!! I will help when I'm in church....lol

[habboloko007]

jajajaja min 0:48  Shawn Wayans¿

[afrohoofd12]

@habboloko007 si

[habboloko007]

@afrohoofd12 jejejeje k cura con esta gente

[Killerrobot24]

0:41

Put on captions. LOL WHAT

[mrseximix]

28 ppl met da playerz club lolz

[mr931126]

He hited 1 chineese and 2 black...supicious?..

[Tempo851]

@mr931126 that's racists....

[bobknowsall]

@mr931126 Well, he was the token white guy on the show...

[adrianaveliz]

@mr931126 He is playing has a light skin black men, get your stuff right. Is very obvious.

[666Scissor]

28 people got clubbed...

[DeViLiShDaYbReAk]

reminds me of Hitman...the look !!!

[ashleykittykinz]

"who clubs ya baby" -my new catch phrase

[Buzz0Killington]

....And one for you. lol

[jaktmannen2000]

Bingo - front row

[xSilentEvil666]

i need one

[RobloxAdminstrator12]

'20, 40, 60, and one for you'  hahaha

[10laughungtears]

I like that voice.

[mjjcng8958]

his bald cap is gross!! lol he is so funny

[vvinblog]

Where can I get one???

[MstrofPokemon34]

25 people dont have players club

[Fatimahrican]

the lollipop part was too funny...then came *ding* Bellboy! lol

[Fatimahrican]

the lollipop part was too funny...then came *ding* Bellboy!

[Reed1788]

25 people got hit by the players club

[mushkonjaebardhe1111]

JIM CARREY I WANT FOR ONE DAY TO BE YOU!!!!!

[spacemambo101]

I bought the "Player's Club" on Amazon the other day, and I must say, I have never been happier with the way I have been treated at casinos of late. People step aside for me to do almost whatever I want, and even Barry Manilow gave me free tickets to his show as we walked away backwards. I could not be happier with this purchase

[jouvemin190]

can i download from somewere the hole show??????????

[lsoneblood1]

he looks like a normal version of dr evil

[RustDemon79]

@lsoneblood1 He is... sorta. Telly Savalas is the character Jim Carrey is playing and he was the original Ernst Blofeld, and that is who Michael Myers imitated for Dr. Evil.

[HCShannon]

@RustDemon79 but more people remember him as Kojak, the dectective!

[TheKosuko213]

i imagined him going "i wasnt asking"

[dat9thwardchick]

lol

[JosephCLawrence1]

This show was amazing. It was a sad day when it went off the air.

[MaetelUsagi]

do you have enough free time as i do?

[holitref69]

sta ti serlas(what the fuck ar you shiting) kurac sir

[holitref69]

i lick pussy, you don't svemirac :D

[100thmonkey]

@ruskishooric Oops my bad...

He clubbed an asian too.

[100thmonkey]

How come he only clubbed black people?



[DarkenedPsycho]

@100thmonkey The group is called living colour, Jim carrey is the only person in the group that was white so think about that before you start throwing around dumb racism around.

[Bloodfisteternal]

just destroying everyone with the 2 hit combo lol

[digitaljedi420]

Let me help ya count it....CRACK!....SMACK!.....Who clubs ya baby...Epic!....JC is tha man!

[AmAxel35]

"dead with their club there's no problem getting good seats" I love CC

[DarkenedPsycho]

Oh god I was in tears lol.

[svemirac1488a]

yeah beat the shit out of nigers

[BasharatJ88]

@svemirac1488a Your a silly behind-a-screen white boy pussy

[svemirac1488a]

@BasharatJ88 idi u pičku materinu

i lick pussy you sock cock

[BladeKun52]

23 people were victims of Players' Club. :)

[Apostolin0]

He's not a man ... He's THE man

[krankenstyn]

@Apostolin0 - Bravo from Holland, I couldn't have said it any better... JC4president!!!!

[DoUWanna007]

....bingo...front row...LOL

[ms0487a]

Damn, i'm 11 again and laughing uncontrollably...AGAIN!!! One of my favorite ILC sketches.

thanks for the post.

[uberhaxor69]

20,40,60 and one for you!!!! XD

[77azif]

Classic comedy. I can't get enough of the players club baby!

[ShockWaveDS13]

I got one of those always work.

[itsumonihon]

rofl i recognized it as telly savalas immediately, hillarious.

[LordDuckII]

Who clubs you baby XD

[elsexy86]

reminds me of Brucie from GTA 4

[rasheedwms123]

0:42

[spekulem]

Still not funny:(

[silents429]

his voice made this video perfect

[jmancometh777]

is that catherine zeta jones hanging off jim carrey's arm at the beginning of this video?

[slayman123]

Telly Savalis Vs Homey the Clown

[LeMMeSeXyAeXxX]

BINGOOOO...

FRONT ROW!!

[EngineerOfTheGods]

ohh my god if i ever get jim in a empty room id beat his ass like hell love u a lot jimmy u r funy s fuk

[SeandaHamsta]

Who clubs you baby! lol

[nolungshoodlummir]

some of these sketches would make great movies

[toujoursjuste]

HOW TO MAKE A GREAT FUNNY VIDEO WITH A SHIT WORD JOKE ! !

G E N I O U S

[tncsurfing]

Players Club never gets old.

[Raider641]

Super stuff !

[GHMasta]

@Roteybot and @ samthelegoman1 Dude, that would be the most sickest weapon ever for New Vegas. I hope Betheseda is reading this.

[Sk8terGaMer89]

Jim Carrey= BEST & FUNNIEST ACTOR ALIVE!!

[txussoldier]

GREAT TERRY SAVALIS!!!!!

[samthelegoman1]

they should put the player's club in fallout new vegas!

[Rotneybot]

BEST WEAPON: PLAYERS CLUB! :D

[bighbs37]

at 50 seconds thats one of the wayans brothers init :)

[Jellochicka]

Hheeeeyyyyyyy I want one

[n1blackman4u]

Omg thats what im getting my dad for Christmas lol

[GamersDesire]

Telly Savalas

[MrPrincePhengie]

He talks like Rocky Balboa. Lol

Jim so awesome.

[FredericaBimble]

@MrPrincePhengie - No, that's Telly Savalas.

[mmmmmarcus]

lmao "twentay.. fortay.. sixteh... and OOnnnnnnnne for you!"

[SuperBluntTrauma]

Bingo ! front row ! bwwhahah

[DarkRezo]

lol that was Hero no ?

*pok* *pok* Bell boy.

[DarkRezo]

lol that was Hero no ?

*pok* *pok* Bell boy.

[hailtotheking324]

holy shit this is great

[2manyfakerappers]

hello is this youtube or what?

i only see the clip no logo,completely white screen except jim carey vid.

i´m scared

[se368]

bingo front row

[Krathor18]

LMAO Funny as hell hahahaha

[VideoSubtitler]

Part 6 of Transcript:

Man: Well, let me help you count it. [He jabs her in the stomach, she leans forward, and he whacks her on the shoulder. She falls on her side.]

Man: [Holds up the club.] Who clubs ya, baby! [He turns to count the winnings.] Twenty, forty, sixty. And one for you. [He throws a coin in her direction.]

[VideoSubtitler]

Part 5 of Transcript:

Man: Use the Player’s Club in casinos, banks, or anywhere else you wanna throw your weight around. [glances at woman.] The Player’s Club. [Holds up club.] It’s a moocher’s dream.

[A woman wearing a red suit has just won the jackpot on one of the slot machines behind the man.]

Jackpot Lady: [jumping and waving her arms] Oh, my god! I won! I won! Woo! I won!

[Man walks to her.]

[VideoSubtitler]

Part 4 of Transcript: Man: And with the club, there’s no problem gettin’ good seats. [Walks up to the attendant.] Tony, can ya fit me in?

Attendant: No, man, I’m…[gets jabbed in the stomach, leans forward, and gets clubbed on the shoulder. He falls on his side.]

Man: Bingo. [Forcefully removes glasses.] Front row. [He walks into the theater.]

[Scene shifts back to the original casino.]

[VideoSubtitler]

Part 3 of Transcript:

Man: I’ll have a suite with a haht-shaped bed.

Receptionist: [Oriental accent] I’m sorry, we d…[Man jabs receptionist in the stomach with the club.] Ooh! [The receptionist bends forward, and the man clubs him on the shoulder. The receptionist falls flat on his front.]

Man:[rings bell on counter with club while leaning back] Bellboy!

[Scene shifts to the entryway to a theater show. A sign behind the man says “Sold Out – Old Blue Eyes”]

[VideoSubtitler]

Part 2 of Transcript:

Do you have as much free time as I do? Then what are you waitin’ on? Get yourself a Player’s Club. [holds up a black miniature baseball bat with the words “Player’s Club” printed on it.] You’ll receive up to 110% off on shows, rooms and meals. With the Player’s Club, [puts on sunglasses] you’ll get VIP treatment, baby. [The woman puts a lollipop into his mouth.]

[Scene shifts to a hotel lobby. The man is at the counter talking to the receptionist.]

[VideoSubtitler]

Part 1 of Transcript:

[The camera rapidly pans through a gambling town at night]

[We are inside a casino, [Casino is written in neon on the wall in Old West type] where a bald man wearing a suit places chips on a large, round, green table. A woman with brown hair and wearing a purple shiny outfit sits next to him, holding his arm.]

Man: [Slightly Italian-sounding impression of Telly Savalas] Do you enjoy the fabulous resort cities; Atlantic City, Las Vegas, Reno, Lake Tahoe-a?

[friendsrocks23]

hahahahahaha rofl :)

[HaydenDeilig]

geez i gotta get one off those !

[Sarasu23]

this is sooooo great stuff, it shows how reality works, .. when rich people walk into a room it is as if they did club you on the head .. they get everywhere they want, they fuck anything that want, they can even organize coup de tat's against countries and nations, ..

[jnuser]

@Sarasu23 that's why people should stop being broke. Money's power baby!

[1nsultTo1njury]

@jnuser

"that's why people should stop being broke."

I hope you were joking, lol.

[Amar7605]

Bellboy!

[Vahmet123]

who clubs you baby

[nukeycookey]

Was that hotel bell boy the guy who plays Hiro Nakamura on Heroes now?

[illuminatioracle]

LLLLLAKE TA--HOE!

[shadowwing14]

Does this work as effectively on baby seals?

[IceveinsProductions]

Up to 110% off on shows, rooms and mmmmeals.

[marchofgodzilla]

I had A players club custom made back when I was in high school identical to this one,haha

[nerual92]

I think the coolest thing about Jim Carrey is his ability to disguise himself in whatever way possible!

[multimediahelp1]

this is soo hilarious really !

[the20hunk]

ohh god i never laughed this much before.....for real......

[kaa10]

aHAHAAAHHAAAHAAHAHA

[slimjim77M]

Best two-hit combo since Street Fighter!!

[iDraw3G]

Who is he suppose to be impersonating?

[ndonnelly883]

i actually loled so hard at tht vid

[LuwBren]

Funny :D Though seems a little racist

[xeritin]

hahahah so funny~!!!

[Troy1967]

Tell'em Telly sent ya, Baby! Woooo!!!!!

[Amar7605]

RRReno, Lake........Tahoe.

[aboodadgjl]

" Let me help you count it *bam* " LOL !

[afrohoofd12]

isnt the security guy from wayans brothers?

[bobeagle007]

yes thats late 80's show called "In Living Color"

produced by the Wayans and it gave Jim carey his first tv break.

[Roadrunner15rules]

Hilarious! 110% off.

[RsldDecapod]

One of the MOST overated and non funny people "EVER"!!

[solidsnakejt]

@RsldDecapod

im sad for you

[RsldDecapod]

LOSER!!

[solidsnakejt]

@RsldDecapod

great

[crashkanzful]

@RsldDecapod and you think anyone cares about your opinion. We have our own... later

[RsldDecapod]

And like I care if you like the a-hole J.Carey. Your a loser just for replying. I hope I didn't hurt your widdle feelwings! WAAAAAAAAAAAA

[crashkanzful]

No you're a loser for watching and commenting on something you supposedly don't like. Feelings? What the fuck are you talking about? Fuck off and die.

[RsldDecapod]

Nice Talk. You're mom must be proud:)

[LordofTartrus]

yo say that again and youll find bricks around your ankles and youll be fighting for air underwater!! YOU GOT THAT???

[NiagaraFalls4424]

Classic improv of the late Telly Savalas

[Sergenator82]

Lake...TAHOE-A!

[lemonpiehead]

Jim Carrey is too funny. @ A86 that was a funny comment, Thumbs up 4 that 1!

[A86]

He uses the same combination to knock each one of them out. Seems like he's got using the Player's Club down to a science.

[Airmaster167]

Mine is coming in the mail in 3 days.

[Adamtwentyfifty]

Hiro making a small apearance.

[kingMadnus]

who