Itchy Pussy - Curb Your Enthusiasm

[ukstevey]

lol @ 2:24

[BikiniDeathSquad]

that look of shock on jerry's face is so hilarious!

[stuwee3]

Larry should sue that doctor for breaking doctor-patient confidentiality.

[JamesDaren8000]

@stuwee3 I guess you don't know how that shit works....Doctor Patient Confidentiality can be broken if you are posing physical harm to yourself or someone else....like if you tell your Doctor that you are going to kill yourself they can alert authorities, or in this case

[stuwee3]

@JamesDaren8000 Having a sexual relationship with an underage person is not directly posing physical harm. I think a doctor calling the cops on his pedophile patient is illegally violating doctor-patient confidentiality.

[AartyMc]

I found this excruciatingly hard to watch

[bwc3821]

@AartyMc I got excruciatingly hard from watching this.

[AartyMc]

@bwc3821 Go to a doctor at once.

[Harelgur]

the fuck larry

[tripper85]

someone's been a naughty girl

[MrMagedramy]

I don't know why after watching this, the first thing popped up in my head was the image of the self-proclaimed Islam prophet Mohammad & his nth wife Aisha ....

[kilik0900]

The doctor's smile slowly melts off of his face.

[Slimboyfat1979]

call the police...

[davitsk1]

haha, this is so ....... haha

[Colddeed]

I love the look on Jerry's face after Larry asks about the pussy. He's like "what just happened here"?.

[wewanthecup]

I love that Larry goes from knowing it is inappropriate and unacceptable (first time he was told about the rash), to thinking it was okay to talk about (moment #2) to being completely oblivious to the entire thing being ridiculous and out of control (moment #3). It is basically the whole series in a nutshell. Larry learns what he can get away with, and then it escalates into mayhem.

[terrydonaldson]

wot a load own self incriminating bollox 

[DAGSTERZ26]

Remeber the 5 second rule? Larry got lucky. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[SieHuntPaulx3]

which season/episode is this?

[theo181]

Absolutely GUT-BUSTING! I havnt laughed this hard in years. Fucking brilliant!

[VidKai]

oh this is the girl from ant farm... Sierra McCormick

[christschinwon]

Unbelievably funny!

[IAmMichaelMyers]

absolutely hilarious, larry david is mint

[Colddeed]

How's her pussy by the way?.

[mnypwrrspkt]

poor emma

[akyroumpas]

larry doesn't give a fuck lmao

[buffelen12]

Love the laugh at the end.

[BigOldMrKnish]

this guy even makes pedophilia funny.Lmao i love larry daivd.

[thatguy126]

why have i not seen this.....what episode is this?

[SuperZdiggity]

0:43, 1:43, 2:23

Non-contextual pussy is never acceptable.

[kittybookitty]

what season is this?

[awesomestation3]

1:40 Jerry's Face:PRICELESS

[sarkrahul1]

@awesomestation3 so as the doctors... :)

[RottenAppleSeeds]

@awesomestation3 the dr.'s face dropping is much funnier @ 2:23.

[morgantown1]

NO, I DON'T WATCH "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!" I'M AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!

[HillDueceua]

lol Larry did the pedo bit twice, I'm sure we all remember "Mommy, mommy, there's something hard in that bald man's pants."

[dalejrfan800]

@HillDueceua Then there was Hugh's son at the pool. LOL

[paydirt78]

Misunderstandings are funny. :)

[st8pl8guy]

I'm probably going to go to jail just for watching this.

[TaylorGangOrEatShit]

lol call the police

[TheAtheistAussie]

HAHA Jerry's reaction!

[rss313]

glad i'm not the only one

[Sunfoni]

Lol!!!!! lmao

[MrAloo14]

thats nasty

[echosmyron625]

"and we hugged and made up"

[d0nkeytr0n]

lmao



[UNDERGROUND2000]

But best episode ever is the obituary oversight ..blank instead of aunt....the car pool hooker is a close second...

[UNDERGROUND2000]

The year that curb started on HBO was the same yr I dropped HBO and I have regretted it since...I have seen every is de but felt left out when the sf chronicle kept rating as the best show on tv every week...Larry David is a neurotic Jewish genius....and he is pretty....pretty good..

[dinkthroughball]

the end with the doctor is the best

[vcfreak]

i havent laughed that hard in a long time...LOL

[goraddy]

OMG OMG.. I am laughing so hard LMAO

[DSMtsi23]

lol

[marroco477]

ld= a jew hater genious

[cbr0oks]

pedo bear loves this video.

[vgames89]

i would probably have that exact same expression on my face if i hear a conversation like that lol

[pennydesouza]

HA Jerry's reaction.

[MeistroMac91]

lol! Crazy old fuck!

[sphereballs]

These clips alone sum up how socially dysfunctional Larry David is.

[hyena1972]

so funny!!!  amazing they would take on this topic :)

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@hyena1972 and what topic would that be??

[2LTime33]

the look on jerry's face is priceless

[tgomez16]

I love this show but man, that is in some pretty bad taste when you involve a 9 year old girl. I mean it were a 30 year old girl the effect is different but can still be funny. I love and follow the show from the beginning and it's known for going over the top with things but this is just over the top... in a not so funny way. Who's parent let their kid be involved in such a skit? Wow.

[Carcassfan891]

@tgomez16

Well, having only recently been turned on to "Curb" (via Seinfeld), I would say that a partial answer to your question is on the very last second of this clip. Larry Charles tends to inject some pretty dark stuff into the episodes that he directs (even if it is a comedy).

[Devildogs853]

@tgomez16 thanks for your opinion.... too bad you are one of the few who don't find it funny....btw...It's a T.V show...get a grip...

[tgomez16]

@Devildogs853 I know, I know. Adult programming, I get it. Just over the top for me. Keeping it to adults and not kids would have worked better for me is all.

[Whiplashr]

@tgomez16 You know, the child actress won't be involved in or even aware of the rash on the pussy stuff. That's the magic of television. She probably only knows about the smiley texting stuff at most. It's not uncommon for comedies to do dark things that involve children, but the children only appear to be there via the magic of editing. It's a show for adults, not for 9 year olds.  Lighten up.

[tgomez16]

@Whiplashr I totally agree - it is a show for grown ups and I like to think that the last thing I am is a prude but just the involvement of a 9 yr old is a bit over the top for my taste. You're right also in that she is probably none the wiser. I guess the thing is that I love 99.9% of the show and actually own a like 4 seasons of CYE... probly won't that one tho.

[mxpx83]

@tgomez16 wahh omg children can never be funny wahh

[apedosmi1]

@tgomez16 If it was a 30 year old woman it wouldn't be funny though. The humour comes from the inappropriate nature of referring to a 9 year old girl's vulva as her "pussy".

[clonestar]

@tgomez16 So pedophile jokes are only funny when they only involve adults. Thanks for that lol.

[tgomez16]

@clonestar Apparently you don't know what the word pedophile means. Thanks for showing ignorance. 

[chrystalflanders]

This is so funny! The go to the edge on this one!

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

Larry's not gonna make it in jail by the way.

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

LOL at Jerry 1:42

[63Poonie]

Funniset episode ever...and that says a lot, since they are all so fucking amazing...This one was unbelievable...I had tears rolling down my face, I was laughing so hard. "How's her pussy feeling" ??

[LemonZeppelin]

Haha, Curb is great coz Larry has no tact at all, leading to hilarious moments like this. Love it.

[AbuBishir]

Larry should have suggested his Indian friend to help her with her pussy.

[InnerPeaceRecordings]

"Well I've been seeing this 9 year old girl..."

[carlo88moe]

@InnerPeaceRecordings "dont tell ur mother..." lol

[RatMaggoty]

this show is so full of awesome awkward moments. like Extras, loaded with cringeworthy moments.

[540loretta]

Asshole bitches

[niptuck117]

"Yeah, she just has a rash on her pussy."

Larry's face after that is priceless.

[meltz911]

Only on Curb..

[natiganja]

epic

[Trixiechk405]

1:42 EPIC

[LyingPrauses]

lol oh god this is just the worst lmao

[TheQuiZNoKid]

OH MY GOD! This is hilarious! I need to start watching this show right now!

[bmfdv]

BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

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[hotgirlsarehot]

Best ending for any show, ever. LMFAO

[IAmMichaelMyers]

hahahahahaha I love this show

[Breakingbadd420]

classic LD

[myusernameistaken23]

"call the police"

[StrawberryJungle]

LOL!!!!

[tomoni84]

who shares that type of info about their daughter?

[PLeasureJet]

how could this be on tv???

[TheMissfriss]

Hows her pussy by the way ? HA HA

[meltz911]

Only Larry, only Curb.....

[maxman1602]

The doctor's reaction is priceless.

[soccerteas1]

Funny fuckin fucker. I love the laugh at the end. And trust a man united fan to get all political correct in the comment section. If you dont think thats funny your fucked

[lilg1ification]

Curb Your Enthusiasm is one of the best T.V shows every created!

[mookow77]

God this was one of the funniest episodes ever. I was on the floor first time I heard it.

[mufc187]

I love Curb, but this was so stupid. As if he would say that to the doctor.

[1983Jacko]

@mufc187 Once you get used to saying something you'll say it in front of people you shouldn't.

[mufc187]

@1983Jacko Are you kidding? It's ridiculous enough that he adopted her use of the word, let alone didn't have the awareness to not use it as he did.

Like I say, I love Curb and think Larry usually gets this type of stuff perfect, but this was too stupid.

[Homesmoker]

@mufc187 You don't need to say the same thing in like 4 different comments, we know what you think and we don't agree with it. Theres no need to keep saying it.

[mufc187]

@Homesmoker Fuck me, it's the YouTube police.

[Homesmoker]

@mufc187 Yes, fuck you indeed.

[mufc187]

@Homesmoker Carwash cunt.

[apfrunder]

@1983Jacko like nigga and or nigger... kramer had an incident like that

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@1983Jacko exactly. the whole point.

[XxIAmRedeemedxX]

@1983Jacko

True.

[lilg1ification]

@mufc187 It's a television program. It's not meant to be realistic. It's meant to be funny as shit!

[mufc187]

@lilg1ification Curb does draw quite heavily on realism, actually. That's partly what makes it great.

But realism or not, I just thought this was too stupid.

[Evergreen6991]

@mufc187

Frankly, I think his laugh at the end makes for a great final punch to the funny bone.

[comanchio1976]

@mufc187 You could say that about most situations he gets into, I cant see how you'd enjoy the show

[mufc187]

@comanchio1976 Disagree. While Curb indulges in a lot of silly stuff, it has its root in realism. Many of the situations are crazy, but they have a realistic recognition. It feels real because it could happen.

When you choose to do a show like this, I think to an extent you have to stay within certain boundaries. You can be as inappropriate & offensive as you like, but it has to retain that feeling of realism. With this aspect of the storyline, I think he just went a little too far beyond that.

[steves2ndaccount]

@mufc187 So every other thing he's done on the show was completely normal and reasonable?

[mufc187]

@steves2ndaccount Abnormal and unreasonable is fine, but for me this was a bit too unrealistic. And it's a show that is based in realism. Much like The Office, for the humour and comedy to work fully, I think maintaining that realistic recognition is important.

[quackajack13z]

@mufc187 You're a fucking moron.

[KINKSTA55]

@mufc187 i agree with you

[4Zoot]

@mufc187 It seems as if you haven't been watching Larry David for that long.

[WOODLEY1981]

I think theonlyred4 has massively missed the point!

[Harmonator1000]

Hahaha, thats good shit! And whoever gave you those dislikes must have extremely itchy pussys!

[milfluver3]

lol seinfeld and doc's reactions are great!

[theonlyred4]

Who the fuck refers to a little girl's vagina as a pussy?

[jonw82]

@theonlyred4 Once you think of it like that, it stops being funny.

[WeaselHalfbreed]

@theonlyred4 Her mother, apparently.

[Timmy4pawz]

@theonlyred4 Brits.

[Smiler93]

Seinfeld's reaction is priceless.

[plaNBN8]

randall park!

[Ruther4d878]

That is george costanzas secretary from seinfeld. Looks alot hotter now

[TheGreatDeciever55]

ahahah i love his maniacal laughter at the end

[pokeyjokekid]

rofl jerrys reaction is priceless!!

[icosmini]

I wonder if Seinfeld knew about that line beforehand...

[Aphasia17]

the doctors expression of pure horror is hilarious

[Gannondalf]

i LOVED this part. so fucking awkward... jerrys reaction is priceless

i dont know how i would act if i were in his position

[dschatocharles07]

love this scene one of the best show's in the last decade!

[SCUBONZIES]

TAC EM POWDER

[ASHBOX86]

greatest comedy of ALL TIME!

[jeg24]

@ASHBOX86 Agreed. Along with Seinfeld and Arrested Development !

[liquidpyramid]

one of my favorite episodes of all time. that and the season 7 finale.. hahaha. c'mon season 8!

[Death2Note]

Curb, LOL. Doesn't get better than this. Maybe Seinfeld, but that's it.

[NigarT]

God I love Jerry's response.

[crackbackcrackback]

greatest show ever!!! then deadwood.

[pkea3650]

"how's her pussy, by the way?" - breathtakingly awkward line.

[Xytos]

what is this show called

[1983Jacko]

@Xytos Curb Your Enthusiasm

[Xytos]

@1983Jacko didn't know. u should press respond under my name next time i didn't get the the response from you.

[Mossgate97]

@1983Jacko what season is this?

[joru100]

@Xytos friends

[dajock996]

@Xytos wow

[Xytos]

@dajock996 WAT BITCH!?

[Punk1984Rock]

Nobody i know seems to get how amazing this series is, they just wont listen!

[lucky88shp]

LMFAO!!! This is fuckin hilarious...its beyond hilarious!! HAHAHA:D

[Kubiak04]

LOL

[jilmjones]

awkwardness RULES!

[MZJAheartless]

wtf lmao