Scientology Commercial

[TheEvilOfScientology]

EVIL PSYCHS FTW!

[mollie2810]

ROFL. Those evil psychs

[sritger]

OT VIII, bitches!!! LOL

[sammyt1267]

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[VaudioUK]

u fucking fucks

[Eidelmania]

That mad guy looks like a typical scientologist

[billyelliot1975]

Yeah, find out who you really are by reading a book written by a sci-fi writer!

What ridiculous logic. Maybe I should write a book for stupid people to buy based on fiction and sell it on a mass scale purporting to people that it is all real!

[hangover71]

A TOTAL SCAM...!!!

[iamanonwearelegion]

Yea all your emotions and triats are all caused by alien souls brainwashed in a 3D movie theater.

[Nuclearfright]

@iamanonwearelegion XENU!!!!!!!!!!111ONE1

[electrogeek77]

It pisses me off when someone or a group claims that something that has helped me greatly(psychology) actually didn't help me.

[iamanonwearelegion]

Phychology does help. It has been scientifcly prooven to help. Scientology tells people it doesn't. Phycology is not evil, their just buisiness rivals of Scientology. Thats all it is. A buissnes scam.

If people want out, they are threatend, stalked, and disconnected. They are told not to talk about or ask questions.

Close your minds down, don't want that nasty thought, ideas, or truth getting stuck in their do ya? Only way to get that out is to be locked in a hotel room till you die..?

[Nuclearfright]

@iamanonwearelegion Psychology isn't a scam and you can in no way compare the two. Scientology is an abusive cult slave labor.

[littleyodee]

@Nuclearfright really what slave labor? they support humanitarian groups they were at fucking ground zero in New york they were also at Haiti. Where were you? sitting at home on your fat lazy ass and hating a religous group u know nothing about.

[ChicagoAnonymous]

I thought this was a spoof at first. How can anyone take this seriously?

[mustardman32]

fuckin gay, i mean it like forcing some one to like it when you said "and your going to like what you see" man i would sooo take action with this scientology shit cause theyre taking good peoples money and stuff, for one catholicism never did that, why dont you just sell em for free and make churchs if your so sure that scienology is real, i believe there might be other life out side this planet but not this shit.

[L1b3rta]

By saying that people are forced it means you have bought items of them already, right?

[iambecomedeath7]

Fucking cult.

[L1b3rta]

Name one religion that isn't.

[iambecomedeath7]

That isn't a cult?

[Falsecults]

Your are nothing more then " A Brian".

And we want to wash it,

With our new washing powder called.........

OT and its Out OF This World! lol

[SolMaster]

Yeah, that's how cults keep public interest. Pretending to know all the answers... but only sharing them with you if you're in their inner circle, and by that point you're too voluntarily brainwashed to think their answers are crazy.

[L1b3rta]

Holywood tells alot yeah, but it actually does happen in some religions I agree. Look at the muslims for example ...from a very young age.

[SolMaster]

Nah, they prey on universal existential frustrations that have no real answers by claiming that they can provide all the answers, when they're really just toting a bullshit sci-fi story about evil alien souls infesting our bodies. All of their ads seek to draw you in and make you vulnerable to their message with favorable imagery or positive-sounding prose.

For how much they publicly decry psychology, they sure use it a lot.

[pedrofcuk]

It will open your eyes! And wash your brains!

[PsychedelicSexDream]

So Scientologists don't have brains?

[hospitia]

There's several other books you may want to read as well;

Problems of Work, Fundamentals of Thought and Self Analysis.

They are great sources of very applicable data to improve your life by placing you back on the steering wheel.

It won't be liked nor appreciated by those who wish to live off other peoples ignorence though.

That's why I say , read it for yourself and decide.

[pedrofcuk]

you poor deluded sap

[hate4uall]

utter fucking shit read it for lulz Really the insturction for tampons are more fun to read then this fictional horseshit

[hospitia]

This is a GREAT Video.

Thank you.

I read this book and it's awesome .

I highly recommend it.

[smercer1000]

I hope you are joking.

[HIPHOPexclusivez]

I'm a Scientology and XENU will destroy you all!

[adakar]

Yeah if you actually read it you'll see that he will destroy you as well :) but nice try for a wannabeanon

[itsderekforreal]

Ha ha nice! I have seen the new Scientology commercials running on History Channel and Discovery Channel, too flashy and deceptive, trying to trick new folks in. They should just start running this one again ha ha ha!

[supertroll201]

No they are completely right scientologist obiously dont believe in the "brain theory" they dont have one

[FitzhenrysSuck]

I agree with JakeEwing5, SCIENTOLOGY SUCKS!

[heirtothecosmos5]

i'm an atheist and it's not that this commercial offends me, in fact i find it hilarious, but if these people have such a revolutionary idea, then why are they depicting atheists as completely insane? why not respect others who are different than them?

[Ponicalica]

It's not atheists in specific they really hate. It's psychiatrists.

[InsomniaticMushroom]

Wow. Just...wow.

[hate4uall]

good find !

[Ps360Facepunch]

a BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII­IIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[HoneyCallMeAnonymous]

i remember these commercials!  they used to run all day and all night on tv. more of them should be posted to you tube for lulz

[sgtllama]

BRAAAAAAAIIIINN!!!!!!

[urborg74]

ROFLMAO! Gawd people are so damn gullible, it's ridiculous.

[call3328]

hahahahahahaha "and your going to like what you see!!" scientologists just dont use their brains for themselves

[samisyosam]

Scientologists know for certain that man is more than a brain. It's a brain with a wallet full of lots of cash.

[Briisajjl]

the only great lie is what this cult offers find out for yourself. Do your research.

[MyLegendarySelf]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnonymousCracker]

LMAO

[QuantumBabe]

I'm so glad we haven't sh*t like this on tv in Belgium (yet?)...this is just wacked.

Crazy $cientologists

[OctopusNebula]

They know about #38, too?!

[Abercr0mbie4life]

I remember this commercial not making sense since I was a little kid.

[ThatsNuttersDavid]

My brain doesn't control everything I do.

A multi-million dollar international cult of impressionable nutjobs does.

[masterofmetacognitio]

"Phony brain theories?"

Why is it insulting to some religious believers if our consciousness can be explained in natural ways? Is it a problem that our thoughts stem from billions of intricate, beautiful, neuro pathways in the brain? I for one don't feel insulted.

[DrPhilLayshio]

it is if it doesn't make you any money.

[googoo3]

by EL RAAN HUBBARD.

[TownIdiot25]

I always knew my brain doesn't cause everything I do.

An inter-galatic warlord who droped frozen aliens into a volcano and their souls is making me do everything I do.

It took me 4 years and $800 to figure this out.

Support $cientology!

[yourface1300]

Don't you mean $80,000?

[failinskool]

Whenever I see an ad for $cientology,it literally turns my stomach.

[brwhizz]

Everyone knows that there is just an empty space inside our skulls!

[NyloStar]

Oh snap, I remember MTV airing these commercials back in the late 90's. That's a trip.

[ntbirkebak]

"forget the phony 'brain theories'" hahahahahaha

[colonet]

lol? like what i see? yeah umm some alien dumoed spirits into a volcano? something like that? and horses were once unicorns in a mystic forest with little elf creatures that drank bubble gum water off a lake of candy? ROFL

[magicalhats15]

Incidentally, if anyone wants a copy of the Bible, just stop by your local Gideon's office for a free one. Or a hotel. Or people on the street. And if you have trouble understanding it, go to a church and they will explain in detail what every single word in the Bible means. They'll read it for you if you are blind, translate it if you aren't english, ANYTHING to get the Word to you.

Join Scientology if you like a mystery.

[doodles6857]

scientology if you want to go crazy.

christianity if you want to go homicidal.

[TehPogo]

Wow. And people STILL take this stuff seriously :(

A BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNN!­!!!!

[AnonymousCracker]

LOL! That is awesome. They should have stuck with this format for their new commercials.

[Zohhak]

Anyone seen my brain? It ran away after seeing that /cry

[cosmicstew22]

Terror can fill any space.

[LRonnyHubbard]

I came back from the grave to tell everyone I was a criminal/drug addict and more.I was wrong about scientology, its bull shit.

[Pwnagemonkey1]

Okay, so I beleive $cientology. I beleive that if i ripped off my scalp, dug my fist into my head and pulled out my brains I would still be live and kicking.

Thank you, dickhead corporate assholes.

[Massbaum]

Hey that does it for me! I'm sold... Where do I sign up?!

[cizdetz]

scientology.. the way to total faggotry

[easytalkcafe]

That sounds like Jason Beghe doing the voice-over.

[anonxa]

I think they tried to do a mock-up of 1984 but seriously failed on the delivery. EPIC FAIL.

[MRSUMONE]

it does remind the apple macintosh commercial of 1984, in away (wich is based on the book by george orwell)

[spunkeez]

fuck...... that is embarasing

[MaryChristmass]

Was that Tom Cruise?

[AdiG1]

No, but that was his removed brain BEFORE he joined the Co$. Now look at the sausage-smoking couch-diver.

[246trinitrotoluene]

A BRAIIIAIIIIIAINIAININAIAIIBIAN­BRIRNABIINAIBIANIIABIARBIARBIA­RBIARBIARBINRAIN

lol

[boxpilot]

A BRAAAAAAAIN.

[erkekler]

It exactly as inane (& insane) as one would expect from the $cietology bunch of loons.

Seriously, Prof. Richard Dawkins was right - their cult should be called Gulli-biligy.

[zaphraud]

LOL I was sure this was a parody... the quacks actually aired this load? HAHAHAH. Oh man.

[Ostendere]

hahaah.... i agree. that was hilarious- did they think anyone would actually take it seriously?

[phpboxxx]

lol wrong video, delete the commnet plz :O

or well elt it stay it has some info in it.

i dont mean to offend, it was meant for another video some1 uploaded, called "Psychiatry - the industry of death"....

next worldwide anon protest is on 12th of april, expect us

[anonxtc]

ATTENTION: Scientology is dangerous

[phpboxxx]

THIS IS SCIENTOLOGY PROPAGANDA... nice attempt, but still. WE ARE ANONYMOUS; WE ARE LEGION; WE DO NOT FORGIVE; WE DO NOT FORGET; EXPECT US.

and also, how come lisa mcpherson died and scientology is responsible for it?

google "operation snowwhite" and "lisa mcphersion"

by teh way, this movie is called "Psychiatry"... created by scientology. ....................

[AlienHead00481]

Scientology's opinion of Psychiatry is like Lyndon LaRouche's opinion of Economics.

[phasis]

My brain is a thetan.

[Abercr0mbie4life]

thank the wild wild world of sports they don't show these anymore.

[iiswansongii]

I remember this commercial too.

[chargerbee]

Is that Dick Cavett ?

[Fragmeat666]

Wow I remember this commercial haha.

[FrogGKnight]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN!

Well, for starters they do brainwash you... so... do they want your brain?!?! BRAAAIN xD!

[SpikeJonze]

id rather be a brain than be a cluster of annoying parasitic aliens

[P3t3rPoe]

Myth #36: Scientologists have brains!

[HijodeNeton]

Myth#74: Scientologist are immune to zombie outbreaks.

[jcthoma2]

they used to show these on MTV alot back in the day

[450NorthSideAnon]

Help get rid off my Clusters of Body Thetans so I can achieve the Whole Works! I need more TR Training get the Thetans out of me! Thank you LRH, your are my savior! I can't wait to be a Clear with no Reactive Mind(emotions)that destroy me! I could cure myself for anything! -and I'll become a Brainless-Slave-Robot with a billion year contract with you!

[samthehydra]

your brains and your wallets amirite?

[ComradeRed1979]

I'm a Scientologist. But the only thing i dislike is the church denies the existence of Xenu. Xenu is part of our docterine. It's abit like christians saying they don't believe in jesus.

[duckmonsterX]

ComradeRed. Good for you for questioning the authority. Miscaivage is not L Ron Hubbard, and you won't be disloyal if you reject his control.

Look up the "FreeZoners". Its a group of scientologists who left the church to set up a new one loyal to Hubbards message, but without the stupid manipulations and money grubbing ways of Misciavages croneys.

[ComradeRed1979]

Wow thank you for your help sir. I will look them up after i've finished this message.

[abyssfan83]

i salute you bro.

[ComradeRed1979]

why ?

[abyssfan83]

because the church is corrupt, and something should be done of it. every other person ive talked to that is involved with scientology does not agree with us or anything, they rabidly deny everything. you actually stated your feelings and didn't waste your comment space denouncing everyone who has posted here, i was just admiring your civil behavior :)

[ComradeRed1979]

Thank you. I'm a dedicated Scientologist but even I believe things need to change. Alot of Scientologists resort to suicide because the Church won't let them leave. That's wrong! People should be free to leave whenever they want! David Miscavige has turned L Ron's organisation into a criminal enterprise. I have a big problem with the way the church treats it's members.

Thanks for your kind words.

[ComradeRed1979]

I think we need to all work together, and get rid of the leaders and replace them with better people.

[noidno1]

yeee haaa... asshole!!! youre so damn stupid! scientology sucks ashole!

all religions suck!

[TaleThatWasntRight]

Haa haa haa, forget brain. Join church of scientology ! HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK !

[moofdebowl]

Forget scientology: What the bleep to we know? Investigate quantum physics, study philosopy and ethics, read books for christ sake. stop watching ur god dammed tvs.

[guring44]

ALL HAIL DARK LORD XENU!!!

[Greenfir]

I like it. It's any religion = spirituality AGAINST psychiatry = materialism, no souls, no god , nothing spiritual.

[gog79]

Ask a christian what they believe & they'll tell you. Ask a muslim what they believe & they'll tell you. Ask a jew what they believe & they'll tell you. Ask a buddist what they believe & they'll tell you. ASK A SCIENTOLOGIST WHAT THEY BELIEVE & THEY'LL TELL YOU AFTER THE CHECK CLEARS!

[gog79]

Scientology claims that xenu dropped the frozen aliens into hawaiian volcanoes 75 million years ago and the spirits of those aliens went inside early humans. the Hawaiian islands are barely that old in the first place and earliest fossiles of man are only 6 million years ago! BUSTED!

[IamAlwaysRight]

Its weird how they hate psychology so much. Man Scientology is shit.

[Lupusam]

They hate psychology because it's a threat, it's the greatest tool for exposing their lies for what they are

[Clownboogie]

I second that.

I hate $cientology and their ignorant crusade against psychiatry and psychology.

[kerberoz]

......WTF I mean Im not a smart person, but Im smart enough not to buy that crap, if they gave it out for free I'd proboly used it for fire or somthing.

[Wittmannn]

Yeah, what did the studying of the human brain and psyche, not to mention the way we act and why ever do for us as people?

Certainly not help some power-hungry schizo- paranoid psycopath start a religion and effectively brainwash those who already lack security..

Fucking L. Ron Hubbard, you got off too easy dying before you could be put on trial for this bullshit.

[flowerinavein]

I seriously thought he was going to burst into song.

Anyone else disappointed?

[schr4nz]

What were you hoping for? A cover of Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up?

[QueenieZ]

Scientology is nothing more than a cult!

A CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT

[hollenhammer]

a BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[5456thasmynumber]

I wish my science teacher was that crazy

[randomperson10000000]

hey!

next time i drop acid ill just write down the shit i think of annd start my own religion to!

what should i call it

hhmmmmmmm

[bastardoi]

randomology

[randomperson10000000]

dude

thats how it was created

some fag took some crazy drugs and then made some crazy shit up, made it a religion and the entire objective was to make as much money as they could.

bomb shit he took though it made him think that we came from clams... iwant some

[Valaarr]

great video.

[St0neman]

10 years ago someone came to my door and tried to talk to me some book called Dianetics. I slammed the door on the MOFO.

L. Ron Hubbard was a drug addict B-writer who created his own "religion" to his own pathetic existence could be carried out after his death. Did I mention he died in hiding and had been convicted of Fraud?

[matyko42]

Screw scientology! CULT!!!! hubbard is a Bcategory sci-fi writer...

[RussLBarth]

written by a pill and booze-addled paranoid megalomaniac

[vonlossberg]

Check out Scientology Clambake..on the web.

[abbyroadme]

go to XENU NET

[vonlossberg]

Go see Xenu on the videos..the cartoons, the whole thing is like a Sat. Morning cartoon show. Sure glad I got out of there many years ago..I would of been really pissed off to find out that is the BIG fricken secret!

[gog79]

Find out who you really are and like what you see: a loser who just gave all your money to a fake religion! BAN SCIENTOLOGY!

[Proloco47chev]

is this an add for humans or zombies?

[richardbeale]

this is a funny advert

[xenophobicjon]

L Ron Hubbard said that the fastest way to get rich is to form your own religion.

[jameo4lifeuk]

I'm actually reading this book at the moment, its quite interesting!

[Ichron]

You're quite fucked out of your money by a bunch of bullshit as well.

[jameo4lifeuk]

I only bought it for a laugh, also when I read it on trains/buses I get loads of funny looks from people! It sounds like a typical self-help book. It was £6, not a huge amount of money.

[Ichron]

That's pretty harmless, but when people get into it deep...they spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn about an alien overlord who blew up people in volcanoes on islands that were yet to exist.

[clwbchsunset]

OT 8 level; CLEAR that you have no more money and it's time to commit suicide! Why do their soldiers hover over their own when they go to the hospital? CULT!

[alexoidztube]

This is what happens when you realise that there are no such things as "engrams", an e meter has no practical use and L Ron borrowed most of his ideas from very early psychiatry!

[ScientologySucksAss]

Thw Great war will start soon, trust in only yourself, dont let others tell you what belive.

Especiialy dont let scientology have there Brain washing ways with you.

[cmbsoldja]

lol. It's like one of those movie commercials from New Line Cinema.

[Naterrlee]

This is not funny at all. Scientology is a serious issue that needs to be talk about. Its a horrible cult that needs to be cut off from the public.

[ClaudLeon]

What angers is me(now that I think about it) is I remember seeing this when I was young.....in the commercial breaks for the CARTOONS I use to watch!!!!!

Insidious.

Yep, get em while their young, eh?

The Cult Of $cientology is ruthless.

[zimmer508]

nice!

[madamewoselle]

Oh my god I remember this! AHAHAHAHA

[CirrusBluesummers]

Oh my God, I've watched this countless times, I can't stop laughing.

[artguin]

Holy shit I wish college was like that.

[MiyaunnaCleveland]

Remeber those commercials??? Damn, my sister and I were just talking about them. Maybe is 1997 or 1998, there was one that was luck, "If you think humans decended from monkeys, maybe you should go live in a zoo."

Hahaha. CRAZIES!

[Ichron]

Of course the fact that they believe humans are descendants of clams is perfectly acceptable...

[2gFilms]

Checkout my scientology commercial!

its way weirder

[joeafrolovesblow]

XENU!!!

[sillstaw]

Is this going to get yanked? Because it's too hilarious not to be yanked.

[pietershazam]

"I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is." - L. Ron Hubbard to Lloyd Eshbach, in 1949; quoted by Eshbach in OVER MY SHOULDER: REFLECTIONS ON A SCIENCE FICTION ERA, Donald M. Grant Publisher. 1983

[velvetnstars]

Great commercial--speaking of great lies...