Moses used to sniff the lines, Noah used to rock the boat sometimes, Mary used to get undone, And Jesus rode a Harley Davidson... UKJ said it back in the 90's so it must be true.
Jesus did too drive. In Matthew 21:12 we find, "And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all those who were buying and selling in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who were selling doves."
My Yamaha YZF600R. It's a nice balanced middleweight, good for both light touring and commuting duty. 250 mile range, 155 mph top end, 0-60 in 3.5, the quarter in the low 11s, and 55-60 mpg. And it's cheap. One day, though, there'll be a VFR in my life. Hopefully before Jesus returns, though maybe He'll let me borrow His.
Moses used to sniff the lines, Noah used to rock the boat sometimes, Mary used to get undone, And Jesus rode a Harley Davidson... UKJ said it back in the 90's so it must be true.
japeye62 7 months ago
Jesus did too drive. In Matthew 21:12 we find, "And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all those who were buying and selling in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who were selling doves."
johnkostik 1 year ago
jesus would ride a segway DUH
xINVISIGOTHx 1 year ago
jesus would ride a segway DUH
xINVISIGOTHx 1 year ago
you are a dumb ass
lawljoy 1 year ago
wwjd: who wants jelly donuts
gritngravy 2 years ago
That goes without saying...heh.
BelovedSpear 4 years ago
Heh!
Katalyzt 5 years ago
True words, brother. Indeed, this is WJWD...
eiahim 5 years ago
What bike are you sitting on?
MrJohannVegas 5 years ago
My Yamaha YZF600R. It's a nice balanced middleweight, good for both light touring and commuting duty. 250 mile range, 155 mph top end, 0-60 in 3.5, the quarter in the low 11s, and 55-60 mpg. And it's cheap. One day, though, there'll be a VFR in my life. Hopefully before Jesus returns, though maybe He'll let me borrow His.
BelovedSpear 5 years ago