Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels(Knives for a Pro)

[TrueUtility]

Big fuck off knives

[samh460]

GUY RICHIE FILMS ARE PRO-BEAST

[lobofaca707]

NOT BAD IDEA THAT!

[hubugoogoo]

Parkway Drive brought me here!

[Rojerthedoger]

where the fuck are they going..? SHIF A PIANOO..???????

[kpowell927]

"I feel safer with a chicken drumstick"

[JUSTHERE4THEVIDS24]

British Movies Blow The Shit Out Of American Movies! FACT

[squatch1983]

Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody.

Love it

[squatch1983]

Best British movie ever made. FACT

[Mrsannabanana100]

THAT

that RIGHT THERE is what made Soap THE most funniest person in the movie... or the most psychotic... XD

[HaziqFarrukh]

ladies !!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[macphersonleedsunite]

Look at Plank he looks like a tramp.

[EminemMakaveli]

FUCKing love that film.

[sinivaki]

Man, I'm crying!

[coennman]

''a little bit of pain never hurt anybody'' lol

[Shipdacheese]

This movie grossed 3.6 million and avatar 2 billion dollars. Now tell me: is the world a fair place?

[p0rcelaing0d]

Why are there even subtitles? It's not difficult to understand at all. Stupid foreigners ruin it for everyone.

[xazzion]

@p0rcelaing0d without subs its hard to understand some stuff. I say that, im portuguese and i have a good english lvl. now... can you understand another fluent language dispite yours? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah NOT

[p0rcelaing0d]

@xazzion Entiendo español, negrito gallego de mierda!

[xazzion]

@p0rcelaing0d negrito?? ahah entiendes un filme completo de espanol, sin legendas? NOT hahaahahahaahahah coño de mierda!

[p0rcelaing0d]

@xazzion Fijate que si, tio. Asi dicen los gallegos, verdad? Tio, o eres tia? Apuesto que yo tengo mas capacidad para hablar español que tu tienes para ingles, negrito.

[nguyenimproved]

brits make the best and sharpest funniest dialogue. fact.

[FruitdrankjeNL]

KP 4 life!!!

[topbluffa1]

" a little bit of pain never hurt anybody"

hahaha

[nguyenimproved]

@topbluffa1 LMAO thats a good one

[fullbleed24]

My Dad went to school with Dexter Fletcher, he reminds us everytime we watch this film

[priorylisa]

@fullbleed24

He looks just like a very bad man i almost married!

[LETTHEREBEDEATHCORE]

When a band like Parkway Drive uses an awesome quote like that as the title for an awesome song..Yeah. then you just know it's awesome.

[ImNeilPatrickHarris]

#OMG

[UrMumLovesElectro]

Fucking awesome film so over the top but epic <33333

[thefox699]

omg i just cant understand those british accents.. thanks for putting subtitles man!

but seriously why? is not fucking greek is it?

[tsrdesign]

yeah, a lille bit of pain never hurt anybody ... if you know what I mean

[mebich1]

yipe kiyay motherf**ker parkway drive fans get what i'm saying

[nih]

GUNS FOR SHOAW...'NIVES FUR A PRAOW!

[GenoSkill]

@nih lol british

[tripz123]

" a little bit of pain never 'urt anyone .. if ya know wadda mean"

[DeathBendsOver]

my favorite scene in the whole damn movie lol

[darthkahn45]

"shit 'em right up"

[wjbaltimore]

everyone has their own opinion.... until something like that is said \\\///

[Bbakhty]

soap rules!

[SirBearization]

''one that could skin a crocodile''

[fallfanuk]

Good plot throughout the film, But the acting is absolutely rubbish all the way through.

[14Srb88]

Wow lol,your such an idiot for saying that :D

[novatrek]

ur mums absolutely rubbish. Just awful, tell her to get some lessons.

[Benthaitakeaway]

I think this is one of THE best movies ever made. its so well planned and thought out.

[SirBearization]

I'm not sure whats more worrying, the job or your past.

[mastersync23]

I love this movie.

Guy Ritchie pwns.

[seattle0002]

- YAWN -

[SergeyPRKL]

wanna see the movie? BUY IT... this is one of the few movies you really need to buy!

[ellizadepp]

fuck off shiny ones!

[fitzyjnr123]

so thats where parkway drive got the name.......

[gunttoo]

and he's supposed to be the one who's proud of his legal job

[JCB4CXLWT]

Lol @ subs.

[Bcworth1]

"knives that look like they cud skin a crocodile" LOL

[SpiritSquad06]

" I feel safer with a chicken drumstick" hahaha soap is a legend

[Marliini]

knives for a pro. good film

[Mashaladjz]

you can upload it in parts..10 min each part should be long!!

[landfill2]

jason statham need s to do more movies like instead of this shit he keeps doin nowadays like crank and transporter.

[devonpenner]

couldnt agree more

[landfill2]

wrong scene but yeah that was fuckin funny. as if they had a choice.

[DivineNatureAwakens]

Yeah a little bit of pain never hurt anyone LOL I love this movie...

[xxNBAxx]

were did you get these? a fucking museum?

[cheeco8]

hahah i like this part cus i'm a knife guy myself.

[1777outlaw]

What movie is this? It looks bad ass. =)

[Joker365]

read the title?

[nickic272]

Vinnie jones wants to be ronnie kray

[r0b3rt330]

Probly not though tbh. probly just acting.

[Guardian77777]

wow

[thekoiponds]

ah, damn, i watched this movie on tv..and i love it. but they cut this scene! thanks for sharing!!

[cowboyscopa9]

big fuck off shiny ones hahaha

shit em RIGHT up

[Mccampbellthomas]

i know two dudes who are almost exactly like soap and the fat man

[ithinksasukeiscool]

little bit o' pain never hurt anyone

[Harvey4411]

This is so british !

[007toft007]

@Harvey4411 ENGLISH NOT BRITISH !

[shaykeogh]

@007toft007

cockney not english

[cbond99]

@007toft007 Ok, I have to ask because I'm confused. In my travels, I have found that most call themselves British and English, but will refer to themselves as English first.

A person is English because I they were born in England, I get that. A person is British because they were born in one of the countries which form Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales), I get that. ~ If the official title is "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland".

[cbond99]

@007toft007 Then, by that rule, isn't saying you are from Britain and saying you are from the UK the same thing? Is someone from Northern Ireland called British? Because that is the term used to refer to someone who is a UK citizen right? Yet Northern Ireland is not British, correct? Or is it not true that someone who comes from the UK is deemed British, and Britain and the UK are not the same thing. Please explain, I am so confused on this. Thank You ~~~~ Chris

[uzayrmalik]

"Guns you Tit!" Best Line in the film!

[newravecraze]

Northern monkey's FTW

[DellaDomenica]

best movie.

[tippa2kk]

lmao, creases me up talkin about 700 squid and their worth millions! "i rather like em" lol

[burberrybedroom]

300k actually lol

[livengood75]

southern ferries

[mattouli]

Ha! Great scene! Makes me proud to be brit, they don't need to overdo the acting when the dialogue's sooooo good...

[volontewilliams]

"Guns for show, knives for a pro"...that shit gets me everytime!!

[Dessan01]

Thats top of the list of priorities that!! Lol love it, and Im a northern monkey!

[Procrustes22]

gr8 film. noone bizhatches about it to me, or they will receive a slap they wont forget

[stealingyou]

they feckin sound nothin like aussies, no to us anyway :P

[le3manz2008]

its coz there from london there not ment to sound like aussies u muppet

[stealingyou]

londoners arent meant to sound australian? REALLY?! oh my god i'm so shocked i just shat my pants

[JB131170]

Could you send a pic I could fap to?

[Dontchokeonfear]

yep.

google jack the ripper.

[le3manz2008]

i was replying to some1 u fucking muppet so shut up and get ur facts right....

[livinginoneness9]

maybe he has got his facts strait and he knows that jack the ripper used stealingyou's acount to write that message? hmmm?

[iamcondescending]

dude im canadian and the most i can tell is upper class english (british) and lower class and the upper class english from australian thats it lower class english sounds kinda like australian which makes sense since australia was an anglish penal colony at one time

[williwombat1066]

So nice of you to educate the masses on the vernacular. I am LMAO and a bit condescending too.

btw: that's "arse"

Cheers!

[ciaranfox2008]

ah in fairness im irish and i can easily tell the differance between an aussie and an english accent, but there ar sum similaritys..

[amionutube]

Im Aussie and sounds nothing like English ppl wtf are yanks deaf???

[678ju]

comment me back

wanting new friends tb

[snozberry123456789]

hey are the australians?

[NejiWannabe]

They're english. How the fuck can you mistake them for aussies?

[snozberry123456789]

im just making fun of ppl mistaking nationalities sorta like how yanks cant tell auzzies between austrians its a troll

[woodyboyone]

a little bit o pain never hurt anyone...if you know what i mean...

[litllebk]

FFS most yanks think that Aussies are english or Austrian??

[lwdwheeler]

fuck off its a quality film you twats

[Valandil90]

"Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano?"

brilliant...

[iamzaraki5]

"Big, Fuck-off shiny ones. The ones that look like they could skin a crocodile" I love this movie.

[NejiWannabe]

That's my favorite line in the movie too. xD

[le3manz2008]

best bit in whole film by far

[AikiNick102]

love this scene, love this movie.

[topliff12345]

dexter fletcher, yum yum!!! He looks really hot in this film.

[FlyOrDieX]

amazing film

[Sweetgarden07]

Jason Statham is so fit!!! He looks good as a skinhead...

[zomgbat]

get tae fuck those talking about subtitles. if people want to a watch a film with subtitles they can. personally i prefere to as you can pick up every word

[thomas181818]

TTOBDir and clubslaben are fucking stupid. It was done for non-cockney speakers. "Subtitled in American." Ban these dumb bastards from youtube.

[zodiaczombie]

Why is this subtitled? They're speaking English!

[TTOBDir]

Yes. They are speaking English. It's subtitled in American.

[clubslaben]

WTF. that doesnt make any sence. sub titled into american. you've got to be kidding me right. Maybe coz im australian I can understand it but what is being written below is exactly the same as what they are saying!!!! no translation, no unused words. its exactly the same. I can understand every word without a problem. If you are american and cant understand this you might just be stupid as fuck

[Axirru]

This is like the easiest scene in the entire movie to understand. I think it's there for when they use cockney. if you look at the part where they're speaking in pubs americans don't seem to know what they're sayin.

[mastersync23]

What? How can it be subtitled in American? Americans speak English, Australians speak English, and I'm sure as fuck that English people speak English. So how can it be subtitled in American?

[Spizania]

Parts of it was subtitled in English due to the use of huge amounts of Cockney Slang in parts of it

[RealDefentertainment]

SOME people are DEAF you know that right?

[insidejokr]

"a little bit of pain never hurt anybody."

awesome fuckin movie. wait no, scratch that. this is a film.

[thakagan]

"Guns for show, Knives for a pro." It is fckng hardcore!

[fairies669]

i actually now love this movie over 300 or transformers.

"Guns for show, Knives for a pro."

[iamzaraki]

u got 300 and transformers on top? i like u already.

[Mudget86]

Ick. 300 and Transformers aren't even in the same league. You might as well have said The Matrix series :P

[jennahazeispro]

i feel safer with a chikkken drumstikkk

[Coynetoss]

This is my favorite movie of all time.

[KaliberKing]

imagine getting stabbed in the ribs with a huge knife...

[happychump]

awesome!

fucking awesome!

[victorians88]

soap...is there somthing we should know about you?? ...his other mate... i'm not sure whats more worrying, the job or your past!!

HAHAHAHAA...i love this quote...

[alelekov]

big fuck off shiny ones,

ones that look like they could skin a crocodile)))))) that is so damn funny,

[heythatzmybanana]

guns for show,knives for a pro

like parkway drive

[gurkandenfete]

that song rules xD

[TheRealAlCapone]

They don't make any noise, yeah, but the people will when you stab them

[adamskig77]

trust me you dont feel a thing if its sharp, infact it feels like a punch, its only when you look down and see the claret pumping that you know youve been stabbed, tehn the panic sets in - lol - ah memories

[Amarventris]

i likie to think this character of Soap is the guy from Stander in later life.

[kyuss88]

"big, fuck-off shiny ones" such a good film.

[internationaldiva]

dexter fletcher is brilliant as soap, my fave movie is this, and DF is my fave actor :)

[WARior150]

guns for show, knives for a pro

[igromanka]

i fuckin' love this part of the movie!!

[halidefox]

Dexter Fletcher was an awesome choice for Soap - he was actually really menacing in this scene. Nice work, Ritchie.

[Gammaa]

shit em right up