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  • adam sessler is adam sessler.

  • this man is a god among boys in reviewers of any medium

  • Sessler is fucking awesome

    He's the only asset on your fucking shipwreck of a station called "G4"

    Maybe Kevin and Morgan, but they seem to have lost touch to some degree

  • last >:D

  • Yes "Who is Adam Seelser?"

  • My IQ was raised 10 pts from watching this.

  • @Demoniq your grammar clearly still needs work, though.

  • @EpicHeroSandwich As does your capitalization? Derp.

  • The comments on this video make me feel great. Because I understood everything Adam was saying. :D

  • People should look to this rant.

  • THANK YOU, I hate it when people whine about people whine about reviewers comparing crysis 2 to cod or battlefield to killzone. They do that because they want you to have an idea of what the game feels like, without those comparisons it'd be much harder to describe a game when you can just throw out something your audience has already played as a reference.

  • @Manofaction0 agreed.

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  • Jemini29944 finds Adam Sessler to be a very intelligent human. ***Scanning G4TV Playlist For More Sessler's Soapbox Monologues***

  • Adam Sessler is like thr grand wizard of nerds

  • Adams is too good for G4. I hope they are giving him buckets of money to stay, because I would have left a while back.

  • ...does he have a secret major in philosophy we don't know about?

  • your comment just made my day.

  • The real me, hell I don't know if I know him.

  • totally didn't expect this from sessler. then again, haven't watched xplay in over 5/6 years. very very profound at the end mr. sessler.

  • big words make my brain hurt i don't like adam anymore

  • You only proved his point. On camera he was (Havn't watched Xplay in a LONG time) making himself look like a fool. Doing stupid things, acting like a child, so forth. Here we see that that's not the real him. For all we know he could be an intellectual.

  • @ArodWingfoot Yes, I think he is a very intellectual person, and in case you couldn't tell, my previous comment was just a joke so every1 reading this and Arod I was just joking have some fun with me :P

    But I guess the type of person to thumb down a comment like that is the type of person who wouldn't get the joke and that type of person is boring &/or dumb. Ur not dumb though Arod i don't mean u

  • Oh sorry. My bad. That one's on me.

  • Adam your awesome from the days of extended play to now... did I just date myself lol

  • Wow. I wasn't expecting him to use that deep of an argument to explain his points. I think the evidence that he used was awesome. Not to mention the nature of those references were really relevant despite their context.

  • Lol, these are the kind of people you want at the center of game discussion. I can see Adam in his past life billions of years ago playing death in a game of chess.

  • Holy crap, He really hit the nail on the head ;) Awesome ^^

  • I thought Adam was a total douchebag all the time, I've watched a few of these Soapboxes, he's not a bad guy, but he makes amazing games seem inadequate. I respect him and his opinion though.

  • wow he got real deep in the last 10 seconds lol

  • The video is 5 minutes long and the whole thing is supporting evidence of the point. If you can't wait for 5 minutes in order to properly dissect an argument, don't watch the video.

  • If u make a good point in 1 minute there is no need to repeat it over and over like we r dumb!

  • damn.

  • Smart guy is smart

  • Correct Adam. A+

  • wow... sessler this has to be the most epic gaming speech ever...

  • Wise words.

  • There's many factors why games are similar:

    3)Developer's design team disband when projects are completed and go on seperate ways to other developer's,thus creative ideas migrate.

    2)Publisher's spend million$ in market research trying to anticipate gamers trends&set design genre guidelines to its subsidiary&independant developer's.

    1)Technology like the kind of ENGINE the game is developed on.Ex.most common engine is unreal engine been around a decade+,evolved 3 times,&been on all platforms.

  • Oh Sessler, how I remember your bits and scenes from old X-Play. What happened to my favorite gaming program? You became too much a commentary show with interviews gamers don't truly care about. I remember the heads flying onto the screen with little quips. I remember the inters dancing around like drunken gnomes. I remember you stapling yourself in the crotch.

    Bring back Crazy Adam. Bring back Morgan Webb's Overly Intense descriptions. Bring back my X-Play!

    But in all honesty, I liked this.

  • well said adam your showing why youve been on the show for so long

  • Yes Adam Explains what I have been trying to say forever it is impossible not to compare one game to another, especially in the same genre it just doesn't work that way,but I love how he explains it. Adam is the man!!!!

  • Adam is really smart

  • In other words, understanding will only be ascertained when those giving information, and those receiving said information share a similar frame of reference.

  • he kinda got emotional at the end =(

  • wow. very profound Mr. Sessler. Very profound indeed.

  • If you cannot respond with anything but childish insults, you can go troll someone else, i really dont have time for you. I can care less if you didnt like GTA 4, kids your age usually think games are just easily thrown together.

  • I'm 15, and sorry for making my way into this conversation lol..

    I understand the concept that most games are made for profit, not for pleasure, and I suppose I look at things differently than others, so..not everyone will have the same outlook on life, and anything in it.

    In saying this, I believe that ignorant people who can't realize that things don't just happen after an amazingly short amount of time, needs to die..pure and simple.

  • except for your "totaliltarian" views on who deserves to live you're pretty much spot on

  • yes games must be made for profit but pleasurable games make profit usually.. But your right, that kid needs to try to make a game half as good as GTA 4, or saints row for that matter. Kids today are so spoiled, i hope to god hes not really 22 because a 22 year old who acts like that is just....sad.

  • Look...He's very...unusual.

    I am (once more) 15, and I had a hard time squeezing out a $7.99 game on the Playstation Store (flOw) from my Mother.

    I understand that we have different tastes in game genre's but, he just seems like a complete dick and doesn't appreciate what he gets...

    GTAIV wasn't the Best game, No...but it sure as hell was good. This child doesn't understand that, and shouldn't be able to touch videogames..what so ever. This is my opinion, but I'll stick to it.

  • yeah hes like a kid that yells at his mother because there is skin on his mashed potatoes XP And i can understand someone having a hard time paying for it but once you get a job, a 60 dollar game may not be something you get every day but it doesnt feel like a huge waste of money when you buy one.

  • Right

  • Ok, I agree with you there Lol.

    Well, Have a nice day lol.

  • i like your point some games dont need cutscenes. but in some games like the metal gear solid series its essential to understand the whole story.

  • I somewhat agreed with you until you said the only game series to have 80% cutscenes... true, cutscenes can add to a story, but there should be a balance of story and gameplay that go hand in hand, like Yahtzee once said.

  • lol sorry thats the only game that came to mind. yea i like a balance but sometimes they dont give you enough cut scenes and much to gameplay. most of the mgs series has like 60:50 from cut scenes to gameplay, but the mgs4 i think had to much cutscene. but i was okay with it because i love the story.

  • rainbow six used cover before gears did

  • Sessler bro need more speech training

  • Fantastic video Mr. Sessler. I don't know if that was the scripted or not, I doubt it, but I really like a lot of the points you made. I can't believe people would say not to reference another game in a review of a game. Me being an ex-game reviewer no it can be done but makes the review a bit less informative and a bit more difficult to write. I was a loyal viewer of XPlay up to the time the theme of the show changed then I lost cable but now I have it and this has inspired me to re-tivo xplay,

  • adam is it fun playing the games ?do you get to play the games with evrybody and if you do what's you're favorite to play? is it fun to play at g4

  • Holy Crap.

  • LETS START A CONSOLE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    360 is better than ps3 in every way!

  • HELL YEAH!!!

  • they are bot good y start a fight over who spent more for a different console

  • They're the same price dick-face.

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  • the end sounds like western philosophy

  • ... when did Adam get so mind bogglingly smart?  I'm... so...

    I <3 you adam!

  • i agree completely. but i simplify for idiots:

    If your reviewing a game, more than likely the veiwer hasnt played it. that guy doesnt even really know what the game is like. so, why not say: the gameplay is just like GOW2, or COD 4. that makes the guy understand, "oh its a shooter cool i want that/ i hate that crap D:"

  • there's nothing wrong imo, with referencing one game to another, esp ones in the same genre, it's almost unavoidable... esp games like infamous and prototype, while there games from 2 different devolpers, the have simillair gameplay and themes within those games...

  • thats an understatement. my friend had both of them he was playin one, i left for maybe three minutes, came back and he was plain the other one but i didnt know until he told me.

  • wow that was deep

  • hes referancing other games because it makes it easier for you(the viewer) to understand the mechanic of the game he referances and since games usually use mechanics from earlier games they usually have to think back on the game that started doing that to see if their doing it right or if they failed or they built on the idea .you'll be hard pressed to find anything truely original in this day in time.

  • "The real me? Hell, I don't know if I know." deep much?

  • Despite the title, I don't think Adam was arguing that game reviews need reference, but, instead, other reviewers shouldn't be dismissive when games are compared to their predecessors.

  • last note: simple minded reviews of these games...where he compares them endlessly to other games...is a square peg in the jinga cube that summaries the reason for lack of creativity in video games. If a developer thinks or assumes that dumbasses like Adam won't get what they are trying to do because no other game is like it...it either won't get funded or it will get dumbed down.

    He is functionally prompting recycling concepts because his pee brain can surmise and review therefore, new ones

  • Are you upset, because you envy his position as much as I do?

  • Here's a thought, Adam references other games in reviews....BECAUSE HE IS PAID TO DO SO!!!!!!!

    What better way to promote a game than to take a game that has a lot of hype surrounding it and compare it with an obscure game that no one could give a damn about?

    ex if i said Mario Bros is a shadow of a game compare to SquareDongs. You'd say well I gotta play SquareDongs if Adam says it's better.

    It's called cross promotion and Adam will continue doing it b/c he is paid not because of conviction

  • great essai. you should make more.

  • hmm seems Sessler's has been working out! or am i wrong?

  • does anuone know what is the game on the left screen @ 3:16 I like this type of games.

  • 3:16? That's the game that was running on the left screen the entire video... It's called Shadow Complex, and I think it's only for Xbox Live Arcade.

  • Less french please

  • That was a very complicated way to say that you need to reference other games in a game review so that the viewer will be able to relate to what you are talking about without having played the game you are reviewing.

  • Paying people to be critiques should be illegal, take another persons opinion is messed up. His rant was off beat and didn't really make sense.

  • That is what referees do.

  • shadow complex doen't look that good

  • WARNING!!!!!

    simple minded ppl should not watch these video... Might Cause Blurry eyesight... Stomach ace and breath sexual attraction to adam Sessler.

  • Sucking his dick while you put him on a pedestal for buying and utilizing a thesaurus does not put you on the same pedestal with him. Intelligence is not explaining a complex item in complex terms but is to render that which is complex simple to all...this is a task he failed miserably at and if you notice he still did not prove his assertion that referencing another game in a review, does not render the review invalid...he just restated his position and ended with a loosely related analogy.

  • You've got a very good point there.

  • Given his proffesion, it is expected that he may use terminology which most of us may be unfamiliar with. Your right that he should probably use simpler terms to "render that which is complex simple to all." I personally didn't have too much difficulty understanding a majority of what he was trying to tell us. What bothered me the most was his use of french terms which I feel we shouldn't be expected to understand. Maybe he's trying to prove himself as a valid nerd which I can totaly understand.

  • 1. There is only one f in profession.

    2. Addam Sessler is the argumentative know it all who borrowed his brother's cool leather jacket one day and thought that it would wipe away his ability to conjugate Klijon verbs (warning nerd test). He's a jack ass who revels in details in order to cover for the fact he doesn't know shit.

    HE DIDN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION AT HAND!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Please stop typing with your pinky finger in the air as if this is tea time with the fucking queen

  • He actually did support his position that games need to be in a frame of reference with other games fairly well, though he didn't explain the entire industry has become extremely self-referential and games that go out of their way to be different than everything before them have next to no chance of ever being published.

    And intelligence does not convey the ability to render the complex simple, it is the ability to understand and connect ideas together, not to communicate to those that can't.

  • I didn't understand any of that

  • He reminds me of Johnny Knoxville because of how he talks.

  • They were only playing a trial version of Shadow Complex.

  • Adam isn't the only reason I watch G4, but he's easily the best reason TO watch G4.

  • Its funny how the girl from The Feed is on MTV'S Americas Best Dance Crew (ABDC) as the announcer on season's 1-2 i think.

  • thats deep bro well said

  • He speaks the truth

  • uhhh... my head hurts.

    Maybe i've just been naive, but its almost like adam is smart and funny????

  • Well said Sessler. Well said.

  • Sessler said it, but I'm sure this was a collabrative work. I agree completely. You can't critique a game's (game-play) if you do not have some kind of reference or comparison to a similar product.

    if you review a game strictly on art. then you can just say things like "the environments are atronomical!" and use just describing words.

    gameplay is tricky and has a long history that is based on a trial and error basis. These are not just reviews for the player, but reviews for the creators.

  • My brain exploded all I can say is I agree with adam. I going to take a nap now........

  • my thoughts exactly

  • EPIC WIN for the SESS-ster !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the sess man speaks again

  • Wow that was awesome.

  • W0W, you are wayyyyyy smarter than you would reveal on camera, usually. I would, and i think most people, would like to see more of your opinions explained like this.

  • props. need more people like you or at least to speak like you.

  • Adam u are the man

  • BIG WORDS

  • for the record, not many people do know the real them. they themselves are just actions that are motivated personality's that coexist with the reactions of the outward society. IE: this person acts cool to be popular.

  • 5 stars for the sess!!

  • The best sesslers soapbox yet.

  • that was deep

  • blowin' minds Sess, blowin' minds.....

  • Wait what? I was staring at the TVs the whole time.

  • hahaha me too

  • Sessler....awesome

  • and, who cares if he is reading from a "screeny thing"

  • you know, Sessler writes his own stuff you know. He's brilliant

  • well said sir

    well said

  • Say what you will, the man drops knowledge.....this was a great vid.

  • hes reading a screeny thing! He makes it to ovouis!

  • a screen thingy lol patrick me i like fire fire make patrick good feel

  • You can't spell. You make it obvious!

  • Damn that was deep, another great episode of the soapbox. I wish g4 would focus on video games like they used too. They have such great talent like sessler who is an intelectual in his own right when it comes to video games. Again good job sess

  • so so true. Everything we perceive as what we know is influenced on what other people said or did. Its hard to find an FPS that isn't being compared to Halo or CoD, or an MMO that isn't being compared to WoW. The only games i can think of thats never been compared to another would have to be Psychonauts, which was rather unique in its gameplay and story, or Smash bros meele, which was a unique brawler.

  • Ico was another game that I don't think was ever compared to anything. One of my personal faves. But it really is true what he's saying. It's hard these days to find a road not traveled before especialy in the gaming world. You can only see that others have gone down the same road as before, only a bit further...if that made any sense as a metaphor.

  • Incredibly well-defended argument.. And the line he went out on was a great kicker hehe.

  • Very good argument!

  • Wow very deep...he kinda lost me there for a while, not for a lack of diction, but cuz I'm very tired.

  • gears of war is a great reference to killswitch from the ps2

  • wait waa?l I was thinking he would say " Your wrong comparing to other games is good because." Not ... whatever that was.

  • is there cc on this for people who went to public high school?

  • what did they give arkham?

  • 4/5

  • i doubt the complainers understood that

  • At the end there, he was talking about, weather he knew it or not, the 'Anthropic Principle' which basically states 'I see, therefor the Universe exists'.

    Just thought I'd add that bit of info for the hell of it.

  • I love how all the "gamers" stick up for adam... I also like how they love things like halo and madden and graphics and guns that function like swiss army knifes... I ask you all honestly, what happened to the gamers who played games for their good storyline and plot as well as their gripping action and moderate to high difficulty... or did all the jocks pick up a controller cause they wanted to steal something from us geeks and old school gamers... *sighs* such sad times...

  • i personally dont care for graphics. so what if it looks good. i want what you said. a good story with great gameplay and a great challenge. why is that so hard to get.

  • i couldnt agree more.

  • Knowing them, probably a 4/5. I personally would give it a 6/5 if I could! lol

  • I agree with you. Personally you really can blame the mainstream media on this. They find something "unusual" and spread it like a trendy plague. We "Gamers" aren't the only ones. They've ruined metal, goths (with Twilight and other moronic nonsense, etc.)

  • If you focus too much on the story, the game dies when the story is over. If you focus too much on the graphics the game dies when the graphics get old. Neither side wins.

  • not true, some stories a good enough to warrant an actual sequel, like dead rising. dead rising is a game where, no matter what ending you get, this game has to continue outside of this one game. why? because the plague does have to inevitably spread... which is where dead rising 2 comes in.

  • What the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a bitch.

  • thank you for validating 2 of my previous comments Underoath. now please kindly get the fuck off our interwebs, thank you

  • I'm not one of those supposed jocks you keep bitching about. I know many games that have great storylines (The Darkness, BioShock, GTA IV) that are fun to play. You're just a little nerd crying because other people than you have a console, for whatever reason.

  • first, GTA VI didn't have a storyline or a plot, or even a good main character that wasn't a whining crying emo from Russia. and second, I own a wii, ps3, 360, pc (and just picked up the special edition of monkey island from steam) as well as my trusted DS.. furthermore, I own every system prior to those for I am a gamer, something you cannot seem to grasp, you greasey jock bitch. again, get the fuck off my internets like a good little (very little, probably in the 12 year old range) boy

  • Whining crying emo? He was an immigrant who went to America for a better life, are you fucking stupid? As for all your consoles, I don't give a shit, you're just making yourself sound like a no lifer. You obviously don't have many friends. I suggest you go bitch some more about all the Halos and Maddens while I get my Prestige Edition of Modern Warfare 2, and own little bitches like yourself. Oh, stop using "internets", you meme loser.

  • wel u sound like a nerd saying to every 1 that u have no life then say iam getting the Prestige Edition of Modern Warfare 2,

  • Saying that I'm getting one game makes me a no life? Shut the hell up, you're the one with the anime vampire pic, queer. And try replying next time instead of trying to put an insult without be knowing, coward.

  • i can tell pretty easily that you have never even played the game. Like someone else said, your just a whining kid who thinks he will sound hardcore if he bashes everything. Its pathetic.

  • I don't even know or care about what he said. and I'm not some whining little kid boy, hell, I'm older then you probably by at least a decade. but after finally watching G4 for a year and a half, I can wholeheartedly say that adam and morgan are not only not gamers, they are on the same equivalent that most global news reporters (like CNN and fox news) are, and for you children, that means they are just whores to the game companies that pay them well, not the voice of us gamers who play for fun.

  • if you sit there and rant about how horrible GTA 4 is, your a kid. That is not the behavior of a rational, mature person. That is the behavior of a child.

  • and I bought and played GTA4 hoping that it would be as good as GTA3 or at least in the san andreas range only to be horribly dissapointed in the metal gear cut scene length of tutorials that I had to get through just to go on a date that I was supposed to anyways. it pains me to no end to see that the games of my youth (legend of zelda and super mario 3) were more challenging and less complex then modern games, and by complex I mean bogged down by so much garbage that it makes it unplayable.

  • yeah yeah yeah, your parents bought you a game and you didnt like it. first off, games are not made just to please you so get rid of this sense of entitlement you have. Your a fucking child, pure and simple.

  • um, I bought a ps3 and my GTA4 with my own my at 22 asswipe, I felt ripped off for wasting $50 on that when I could have invested it just that month and gained a ridiculous profit from it.... I did however love it when my wife of over a year and a half bought me little big planet for christmas, as it is one of the few modern games to actually try and be something new and interesting, and not bog us down with a crap load tutorials if we don't want it to. so dude, seriously go get a job and a life

  • ....bitch!

  • really mature kid.

  • actually, that first comment was exactly 500 letters exactly. plus, if I really wanted to waste my time arguing with some half assed 12 year old on the internet, I would so totally go compete in the special olympics, or do something in the equivelent thereof. besides, it seems that you missed the first statement because you were so "mature" that you had to look at the "dirty word" of the second to actually notice. so, how about you run along and see if that small mind can wrap around the truth.

  • 12 year old? I am not the one who goes ranting online about how much i hate a game. Your being childish and every time you post you embarrass yourself a little more.

  • the darkness sucked nuts. Did you play the multiplayer?

  • the single player kicked ass!

  • Yes, the multiplayer did suck. I wasn't talking about the multiplayer. The developer (Starbreeze, I believe) created an amazing story, and did suck again with the Chronicles of Riddick games.

  • and did such again*

  • Sessler is a very well educated person it is shocking how eloquently he speaks

  • did he say at the end that its kinda like a "MOO POINT"..dats some Joey Tribbianni stuff

  • mute