Followup: Yelling at that guy

[IVIaphax]

I lol'd at your pentagram frame flash. XD

[GravitysGame]

in the title, you misspelled fat.

[LunarHelix1]

Did anyone else see the red pentagram flash on the screen after ZJ said "Satanic"? Around 2:23 or so? I'm sure I saw it.

Err... hail Satan? :V

[IVIaphax]

@LunarHelix1 It's his brand of humor, to which you do not apparently relate.

[TekN9ne83]

"Oh Oh, AND I sleep on a bunk bed, so not only am I a faggot, but I also sleep in a childs bed, AND I have pet rats! I like to let them chew on my tiny penis while I am sleeping in my bunk bed."

[TekN9ne83]

"Hi, I am a male homosexual and I am also extremely monotone. I pre-write my whiny videos onto my computer screen so I don't screw up. I am a tranny and I love dicks in my mouth and buttocks. If this sounds interesting to you, and you like to whine a lot, then send me a message, I will be sure to send you a picture of my tiny penis and my grandmother face. Thanks, buh bye!!"

[Memoria777]

@TekN9ne83 Congrats to you for being comfortable enough with yourself that you are able to freely admit all that :)

[TekN9ne83]

@Memoria777 No problem, anytime.

[DeathIIV]

those 8 dislikes are from multiple channels of the same FANBUTTON person LOOOLLL

[2eelShmeal]

It's funny reading your tags....lol

[azzy314159]

@ZJemptv Sweetheart Darling Baby Rosie Jones, remember when address some one on the internet you are not having a one on one discussion, There is also an audience listening. So a civil discussion is called for, despite provocation to the contrary.

[rynther]

I think Richard Dawkins put it best when ha said "stop being so god damned polite"

If you haven't seen any of his work, I highly recommend it.

As always, keep up the good work, don't let these petty arrogant people keep you from speaking the truth.

[TheCeejReturns]

If by "harsh" you mean "soft," then I agree with you. As far as yelling at people and being hyperbolically harsh with people with whom you disagree, I like that. But then, I'm a comedian, so I have a sense of humour and I can enjoy what you're saying AND appreciate what you mean. Unlike the people who criticise you for being too harsh.

[JusticeIsWhere]

@TheCeejReturns Yes, it is OK to feel but not to harm and feel laughter is the best.

[xdearlifex]

I have a sudden urge to worship satan having seen this video...

[Sethyg13]

I love your grasp of reality...

[natedaug1]

Nice video. You have a good point here, some people just are not rational.

[lardo444]

a UFO landed in my back yard (video to follow) jesus got out of it and asked for a glass of wine. i told him that all i had was beer. so he left. dang. if only i had a bottle of wine.

peace, lardo.

[rich2rock]

And just what is it that christian evangelists do? Put on that the religious suit and mask on and start with their fraud.

[ZJemptv]

@gotanesp No?

[callerindarkness]

These videos are not really made for the people they address as subjects; they are merely implicated so that ZJ can tar and feather them for our amusement/education. As such, it hardly matters whether ZJ is polite to them or not before demolishing their structurally unsound conceptions of reality.

[MrMeineNamen]

i think it was stupid when u said "cant consciencly choose what we believe in"

... wow

[ando3242]

@MrMeineNamen You don't simply choose what to believe in. For example, I believe the sky is blue. I can't will myself into believing the sky is green no matter how hard I try.

[MrMeineNamen]

@ando3242 ...but that makes no sense. of course i can simply choose what i can believe in its my mind. plus ur example is based off observation not the greatest wonder of mankind

[ando3242]

@MrMeineNamen I see what you mean. But, I feel if we are talking about the existence of God, its not as simple as turning believing off and on like a light switch. Its ingrained in us over many years. Someone may observe over time based on what we see around us that we must have an intelligent creator. Some might have a different perspective ingrained into them. That is why it is next to impossible to change someones mind in just a quick conversation.

[MajikkaniHand]

"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."

Nazgul! Run awayyyyy!

[arachnophile01]

Were I in your position, I'd say "To answer your question, neither I nor any close friens have terberculosis or AIDS, and to answer your other question, there are many atheists I know who are heterosexual liberterians who would never want children to come to harm, so you have created a false septotomy." I find it fun to have dialogues like this with trolls, becase they end up either making an argument or stupiding themselves out of the discussion.

[GetMeThere1]

I think "put your goddam bible away and shut the fuck up" is a VERY productive command for some people. I don't recommend you drop it from your repertoire.

[AssilemakaMelissa]

I just want to say one thing...I also have those types of subscriptions on my channel. Now granted this guy does say that he believes in all these conspiracy theories in his comments but, a person can not really judge someone by their subscriptions. I am a huge science fiction buff so I have subbed to vids that talk about crazy inventions & ufo's. I am also a fan of conspiracy theories because they go hand in hand sometimes. Mostly I am a fan of how people think and I enjoy the psychology.

[lalishelaide]

Some people just don't react to logics. Don't know why.

[wakeupfist]

I wouldn't call it "harsh". I'd call it "handing the moron his ass when he needs a lesson".

[DownSociety]

FINALLY!!!! Something i can masturbate to.

[DeathIIV]

@DownSociety hes pretty cute huh :) *im gay and i think hes cute*

[Pocketlint888]

good for u dude im not talking to it im talking to the guy that left comments

[Pocketlint888]

plz plzplzplz kill ur self ur not human your a thing the same go for the rest of ur "kind"

[kraze117]

You scare me alot I can't imagen why (coughs) gay....

[stjesuskat666]

I think it's hilarious that there is a bible CD ad right next to this video.

[TreesOfBaylor]

its a bad dresser

[FunnyLove3]

its only wrong in your eyes. in his eyes he is right.

[drfoxcourt]

ZJ I agree with your assessment of supernatural/religion enthusiasts. If they are as intractable and as illogical as they let on, I see no reason to cut them any slack. They need mental dope slaps. These are dangerous people.

We have 21st century weapons and people like this are dealing with them like frightened cave-men.

[Hermoor]

natural selection will sort you out within time... ;) Sadly the spoiled unnatural faggots won't have many children. And they all will be born with astma and diseases because of their hermaphrodite dad...

[TurnYourBrainOn2]

HOMOSEXUALS ARE FUCKING GAY!!!

[JPa311979]

Did I see a pentagram 2:21? It shows up so quickly that I can not even get it to pause on that frame!

[Sasukelegend5]

@JPa311979 ya it was there to show exactly what pops into people's mind...

[TheChelseacraze]

I think people believe in God, so they aren't afraid to die. It makes people feel better about life, and hopeful that you will meet all your loved ones after death. I try to believe in god for this reason, it makes me feel better, i know that most of the time I question my beliefs, but its the only crutch I've got.

[drfoxcourt]

@TheChelseacraze You really want to have a tryrant (God) keeping you under surveillance forever, commanding you to do what you know is immoral (genital mutilation, lying to children...) and saving you only for an afterlife of continuous praise of Him?

Face 1 fact. You are going to die. Make the most of the only life you are sure you have.

[TheChelseacraze]

@drfoxcourt I am goin 2 die yes & in the comment I said I question my beliefs, & mostly I am very unsure if a God exists, but the real fact is that no 1 knows When some1 can factually explain 2 me how the world came 2 b & how humans & different animals came 2 b, then I will always b unsure. I am looking 4 hope I guess. No 1 wants to not exist after death. I want 2 believe there is something else, whether it b heaven, reincarnation, whatever it b, I WANT being the keyword 2 believe in something.

[drfoxcourt]

@TheChelseacraze Of course we are afraid to die, but die we will.

If you want something to believe in, try your own self. You don't strike me as a someone who would ever become a charlatan/evangelist, so you're a decent person. That's quite wonderful. Believe in this life, this reality, this world of wonders. You have ample proof that it is real, so your efforts here and now should bot be wasted. Bon vie!

[01234V43210]

@TheChelseacraze Why hobble yourself? Why not embrace the idea that at some point you will no longer exist? Why would you always want to exist?

[TheChelseacraze]

@01234V43210 because then I wouldn't exist.... I love existing. I want to exist forever in someway or form, even if I was forced to relive the same life over and over again, not existing would be far worse.

[drfoxcourt]

@TheChelseacraze If you think about it, everything you do has echoes forever into the future. What you do today caries your essence on long after your mortal coil has moved it's last atom. Part of the reason I'm in the education profession.

As for living after death, well, definitionally that's a no go. When you know something is inevitable, lay back and enjoy what you get.

It's great that you love existing, but better to love the life you live.

[chromesthesia]

ATHIESTS abuse children according to that guy?

There's quite a few Christians who are acolytes of Pearl and Ezzo who totally support extremely abusive child rearing methods.

Gothard, Tripp and Dobson do the same.

Rather abusive... Read that no spanking site...

[DarkSunshineRain]

It amazes me when people thing that Atheism and Satanism are synonyms.

[kurisux]

Imagine being Wiccan. Not easy for the same reason... :(

[ItsSnottyBee]

@DarkSunshineRain

Hahaha

[Luigi84289]

See the problem with that dude your talkin' about's argument ZJ is that it takes a belief in Satan to be a satanist and the prison statistics show that almost all criminals in prison are religious. People who enjoy their life and want to get the most out of it tend to not break the law at least in any extreme way for that matter.

[IRLpirate]

Your hair looks really good in this video :)

[Tinyoak2]

maybe he should pray to God that he can grow a pair and move out of mom's basement.Have you met these conspiracy theorists? they are always 300 pounds or more, live in mom's basement and deliver Pizza to save up money so they can attend Star Trek conventions.They seem to think that Capt. Kirk is a real person too.

[IGuessIllCallUrBluff]

@Tinyoak2 ...Capt. Kirk isn't real?

[ola6861]

@Tinyoak2 my heigth its 185cms i have green eyes a cute face and i go tothe gym so i have an awsome body i live in my own loft in brazil, and ihave rich parents,and i am a cospiracy theorist, u know y?, cuz i have an 154 iq, so a CANT be ... i mean its not a choice for me to be a fanatic its in my nature to critice everything, and not to b a a christian monkey=)or fall in something so stupid like religuion is=) so much for ur stereotypesLOLXDXDXDDD

[ola6861]

@Tinyoak2 ohh yeah i fucking hate syfy

[CerebralTwilight]

It's strange. When I look at you your face becomes more womanly than most previous videos.

[jacobterriify]

that reminds me, i feel like watching "lotr"...thanx, ZJ

keep it up, buddy

[jacobterriify]

i like this guy. he's intelligent beyond anything u haters could possibly imagine, & he's got balls. that's right, balls.

i have a couple of gay friends on the basketball team. i'm thinking of being gay for a month or two next year just to check it out...i already got permission from my dad...

[KevinBradey]

woah woah woah woah xD u got permission from ur dad now? ahahah thats the most insane thing I've ever heard. If you want to be gay or straight or anything at all in any aspect of your own life, you can't be asking daddy for permission. you are absolutely hillarious.

[jacobterriify]

cracking wit & bs on here in writing is nothing quite like doing it face to face, is it? ...but at least u laughed...  :)

[SASHA1536]

this GIRL

 WHY DONT YOU WORRY ABOUT THE YOU WANNA TO SUCK ??

LET YOUR GUY FRIENDS TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MURMURING..

HEHEHEHE

[AbsalomPitchingfork]

This comment doesn't seem to have any comprehensible purpose.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I love the single frame satanic symbol you use XD

[havoc201253]

ok. i laughed my ass off when you said "you are a depraved and diseased fagot. and you're just the kind of guy that our religion is looking for". i need that as a sign with the "fish" as a back ground to hang somewhere.

[Omegaman990]

By the way--ur gay, u know that?

[SlowAndSteady2]

I detect another month of hate video.

[Omegaman990]

Hey, U know people are mailing u these fucked opinions just to get a reaction and to join each other in mocking u, yet u still give them the attention, u like the negative attention u fuck. u whining pissant. u aren't fooling anybody.

[hecdaca2007]

Well said zjemptv!

[Theguythossen]

"Why AM I such a jerk, anyway?"

Because all your videos is about hate and hating on everything except of being homo because you are that.

[Bongwyre2112]

You have no idea what it is like to be gay, and being told that you are vile and immoral and going to hell and that you are an abomination and god hates you and you shouldn't have rights, and if you're an atheist you shouldn't have the right to be hired for public office, and how religion is shoved in your face everywhere, everyday of your life.

You just don't understand.

[uitodtrbrmhr]

same with your comment. double standard!

[Bongwyre2112]

Personally I rather not waste my time, but if I'm going to waste my time I like to go totally freaken nuts, instantly just to cut to the chase. I find that either 1. it becomes a yelling match that lasts about 2 days, maybe 3, or 2. They don't reply. But when I do it the nice calm way, it lasts for about a week or so, of back and forth debate with an idiot, usually religious type, but also gay bashers...who um, tend to also be religious....hmm, and it usually ends up nasty any how, so wtp?

[Bongwyre2112]

And that's because you are right ZJ, they don't want to really have the conversation, you are either going to hell or follow them. And if you are choosing hell in their eyes, they get angry, insecure and violent. AND I'm not going to follow them to some land of make believe (aka heaven) so it always ends up being the angry, insecure, and violent choice.

[Omnishred]

I usually use a mellow, contained approach towards some idiots out there, like you've been doing. But sometimes they do push so many buttons in so little time with their so called "strong rebuttals" It's only natural to snap like a twig on the road by an 18-wheeler. After all we're all freaking human.

[MonkeyOctober]

I think that guy forgot that the atheist population in prison is 0.25% (If I'm correct)

[urbansheriff]

my penis will turn you from your carpet-munching ways. my penis you will love

[urbansheriff]

how can you say someone is "wrong"? you are an an odd thing. you don't believe in morals or anything like that. what do you call homosexuality? it's the most unnatural thing there is

[ZJemptv]

I suggest you bitch about it some more, maybe you'll irritate someone into agreement

[ineedagf32]

@urbansheriff Well, it is unnatural according to your religion, but i am sort of wondering if that fit in before or after the guy walked on water, turned water into wine, and cured blindness without anything invaive at all, if you can answer that for me... well i won't really do anything because i'll still hate christianity just as much

[ShinGallon]

@urbansheriff

If homosexuality is unnatural why has it been observed in hundreds and hundreds of different species of animal, not just humans? Are animals not part of nature?

[mariomash808]

@urbansheriff OMFG!!! NATURE HAS A CONSCIENCE!!! OMG ,OMG ,OMG!!!

Don't worry we have morals without god infact our brain does it all for us.Because our can differentiate between

right and wrong. Isn't that fascinating...

[espanolmuchacho]

@urbansheriff nat·u·ral (nchr-l, nchrl)

adj.

1. Present in or produced by nature

Homosexuality = present in and produced by nature.

Bitchpwnd

[Justin851414]

@urbansheriff oh youre a piece of shit...so what theres faggots.theres also beastiality and pedophilia. what the fuck makes you better,hunting trannies on the computer to talk to.closet fucking homo.

[urbansheriff]

@Justin851414 you suck dick ?

[floatingpineapple]

@urbansheriff How is it "unnatural" if 10% of all animals have gay sex? Also, what does naturalness have to do with moraliy? Naturalness and morality are completely separate concepts.

(I dont think naturalness is a word, but im sure you can get what im trying to say.)

[TheSkunkCat]

@urbansheriff

Not really it's widely found in nature.

Bigotry on the other hand THAT is not found in nature. Only in knuckledragging morons.

[JusticeIsWhere]

@urbansheriff i call homosexuality perfectly natural: One, if it were a gay gene it would have been doomed according to natural selection. Two, being irrational, If God did not approve of homosexuals, why would heterosexuals produce them in believing or non-believing families equally. The gay variation is born naturally of heterosexual genes. it is in you too. Nature chooses or God chooses, whatever you believe, it occurs and reoccurs and you nor I nor your god stops it. stop judging, live.

[fattyJNL]

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[gorilladogs]

The guy is not just an idiot. He is mentally ill. Seriously, its like talking to a schizophrenic with auditory hallucinations louder than the voice coming from the cop standing in front of them asking for identification. They can't produce the identification because they simply don't hear it. And if they do hear, they don't understand. Don't waste your excellent mind on ill folk. Even if I do find it entertaining. Talk about birds of prey or the octo-sow instead. Love, Joanne

[themanofearth]

Cheers.

[HeymanUSS]

My kind of girl. STRAIGHT UP. (Honest. To you non-informed.)

Thanks! Idiots are everywhere!

[fattyJNL]

.......lol he's not a girl.........

WIN!

[the26thhour]

Hey dude,hope u didn't make ur atheist choice solely on"that book"?

p.s.the reason why people say the moon,mars & 911 r,well,whatever their point of view is that doesn't equate to the official line,is simply cause most of the equipment wasn't up 4 the job 4 the moon missions,most of the footage doesn't add up 4 the moon,mars & 911 as well as the events that took place leading up to 911,which,having obvious holes in their logic,as is the case with"that book"leads people 2 find their own answers.

[windham666]

it's okay to yell ad idiots sometimes

[eahinternetz]

Of course you consciously chose not to believe in God. I guess we could debate whether faith is a choice or born. I find most religion is just teachings that are embedded by the parents at an early age. There fore not born so neither is lack of faith. Ps I dont really give 2 darns if you believe in God so I'm not a fanatic.

[danytibi]

Jerk or not, I love watching your vids ZJ, keep'em comming. =)

[lucidatheist]

Some very fine points. In the OT God commits more murder and violence than the Devil ever did.

I am going to look up this idiot fanbutton. Sure sounds like an ignorant cunt.

[eahinternetz]

Religious wars arent really for religion. The media wants us to believe that. Therefore there really are little if any wars done in the name of God, truely. Its done for power, and goods.

I'd argue most wars are committed by evil than "God".

[lucidatheist]

First off, I never said anything about Religious wars in present society.

I said: In the OT God commits more murder and violence than the Devil ever did.

I am of course referring to the Old Testament.

Therefore there really are little if any wars done in the name of God, truely. Its done for power, and goods.

You have the The French Wars of Religion , the Crusades, European wars of religion and of course fundamentalist Moslem "Jihads".