The New Alphabet

[julialovesglitter13]

ok, be honest, how many people ddnt understand the wheezy waiter alphabet at first but them went back and cracked up?

[Hankination]

Home Improvement grunts. YES!

[Finstahy]

C and X are both useless, and there need to be single solitary letters for diphthongs (i.e. th, sh, and ph; although ph is already useless because we DO have a single solitary letter for it), and also there need to be definite sounds for all vowels, and there should be absolutely no silent letters.

You know what? Let's just make everyone in the world learn Latin. That'll solve just about everything. :)

[RockinTheBassGuitar]

@Finstahy Or German

[deathbyjellybabies]

W at the start would be brilliant, I hate being at the end of the line at school :L

[ashipod13]

when you added ai for artificial inteligence i thought its for me as those are my initials

[talkalot44]

i had literally no idea that was coming that was so funny hahhahahaha

[TheEpicPurpleDoggie]

lol

[TempestinBlue]

Sometimes I think we should just use the qwerty keyboard order as a new alphabet order.

[gold7920]

that was awesomly put together :D

[IssyRedbird]

Oh my god the little girl was adorable. I love this video wheezy! :)

[Narghargs]

2:22 i laughed so hard. xD

[dongecaj]

im from albania

Well actualy kosovo but its like right next to us

[Shar1ngan616]

Oh, and I still think AI is better than Terminator :P

[Shar1ngan616]

Poor U :(

[Drawer5nyaa]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Aaztha]

Every time you banjo smile I get scared that the leprechaun will come to steal your gold teeth.

[slamshotstudios]

That is the creepiest little girl ever.

[08firthf]

Honestly, that is just brilliant! I love the new alphabet!

[shardbearer]

Take out c

It's useless

Use k and s

[Darthmaud88]

@shardbearer double that for q

[dane7902]

@shardbearer But without c we would have cheese!

[brady9599]

@shardbearer Unless you need it for ch.

[lokuh90210]

@brady9599 you mean kh ;)

[HereSheGoesAgainEh]

Oh Wheezy! I something you.

[purplelobsta]

1:38 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHAFFFF­FNNNGHFFNNN Oh Nooo, it hurts, 

[SuperKyanza]

he's not funny at all

[iPodEverywhere37]

The new alphabet song:

W.H.E.E.Z.Y. Space to honor those who can't talk! W.A.I.T.E.R. and that's the end.

I can't right songs.

[animeloverful1234]

2:05

I need to quote this...

[sidewalkcrap]

In sweden we have åäö

[BranwynMaddox]

2:43

I see what you did there.

[PadmePruski214]

This video is an excellent example of Dadaism. :D

[SuperStilwell01]

I was Drinking water when he said H2O

[mitchelMUSSOrules]

I yawned the same time you did that scary laugh lol

[sugarpeepsez]

AH HA CRAIG IS ALBANIAN. KNEW IT.

[sugarspundt]

DESPAIR. If only I had known about the Louisville show! I will have to be doubly vigilant in the future.

[MahaNomi]

1:39 <---------- Your Welcome.

[TheNewsboysRule]

I AM SO STUPID! I didn't even know it spelled out Wheezy Waiter until he showed me the paper!

[bluephoenix52]

@TheNewsboysRule I didn't either xD Don't feel bad.

[SpeedStackerG39]

That was hilarious 3:03

[ninjapie117]

That was the cutest wink ever! haha

[PurpleDude137]

hey this was uploaded on my birthday thank you wheezywaiter! <:)

[Tygerisme101]

AAA COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE PHONE BOOK. LITERALLY ANYWHERE! Remember phone-books?

[RainboRainicorn]

why does the letter c exist?

[MiniMarz21]

BANJO FACCE!



[56freckles]

WOAH I didn't even pick that up as he was typing.. hahahaha

[mjm447]

That fragmented coffee scene was like magic realism. Pedro Paramo, anyone? Ehh? No? Okay. 

[martn2420]

1:38 is fucking legendary XD

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

"Alphabet Soup would just be called Soup!" And that would be a shame, since "soup" already exists...

[Jovasaurus]

What is with the creepy ad on the side????

[GutentagIngrid]

Today I had to look up a phone number in a phone book and I couldn't do it :( The secretary at the desk laughed at me.

[Alexisnthigh]

I loved this video it was so freaking awesome ' who wears a 6 to the COngress of Monastir' made me laugh so hard stay awesome Craig

[djskyline701]

I find it so amazing that you don't have any writers! Thank god you have over 500 videos that i didn't watch yet, i could watch you forever!

[rageandkitties]

wait what did she say at the end?

[themusicmega2]

2:05 - 2:43

[0101010101010101ful]

cute wink

[silverthornboy19]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutrstqponmlkjihgfedcba

[TRDPaul]

that banjo face looked more like craig with a wig's smile

[SmartStr33t]

There's a town here in England called Buckfastleigh. It uses half the letters of the alphabet with no repetitions. I guess you could start the alphabet with that...

[ThePurpleMarionette]

@SmartStr33t i lived in Buckfastleigh and never noticed that..... o.O life complete...

[LaniBooms22]

wow that kids voice was annoying

[carstenwjensen]

That Kid!!! was adorabel

[TheUnderspoken]

That was incredibly clever

[brittlynne100]

Alphabet.alphabit? alphabut? alphaBUTT!? oO

[moonshoeskelly]

you are very clever wheezy. verrryyy clever.

[ChosenFruit]

xD I didn't even notice you were spelling that out. Very clever!

[DFTBAnerdfighter15]

@ChosenFruit you are not alone

[WoodenCandy]

Wheeeeeeezy Waitah!

[gracenote13]

***its pronounced alphaBET, not alphaBIT.....it was bugging me

[Nicksan09]

Awesome  --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[RocksOfCoral]

Dear Wheezy: I just want you to know that I got accepted to college halfway through this video. I shall always have a special place in my heart for this one.

[BrookeLynnPalmer]

That awkward moment when you realize that you can only get the coffee in a different order on youtube and not in real life

[PicturelessStories]

Craig, please do that insane laugh that you did at 1:32 in every video... I am literally crying right now...

[gratedrawur]

1:36

[mtbski3]

11/22 is my bday! isn't that important enough!

[JJFLIP101]

You sort of blew my mind when the alphabet spelled "Wheezy Waiter."

[thetimelady42]

That kid was adorable. Why is she watching Wheezy Waiter?

[starstrukk280]

banjo face looks like sheldon coopers sarcastic laugh face.

[OMGheyitsalexis]

Even after seeing the comments about the alaphabet with wheezy waiter, I still didn't recongize he was spelling wheezy waiter. fail.

[OMGheyitsalexis]

@OMGheyitsalexis also, with the new alaphabet, you can't spell coffee.

[BJunaibi]

third wheels should die..

[ktgreeeno]

I love banjo face!

[jilliegirl1000]

Haha, Home Improvment grunt.

[mlm382]

ah i forgot how funny you are, mr wheezy.

[ShadowBlade448]

I just thought of something.

What if oxygen was actually really a drug, and the only reason we think we'd die without it is because we're all psychologically addicted, and we can't live without it for more than 5 minutes??

Food for thought.

[richig761]

@ShadowBlade448 Or... you're just really paranoid. It's not like we just "think" we can't live without it. It's been proven by science.

[ShadowBlade448]

@richig761 but what is science?

[richig761]

@ShadowBlade448 "A branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws."

[LegoStripes]

I hear the coffee in the backround :D

I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE IS ALMOST DONE

We are soooo out of order now right. xD

[flutisticwonder]

THAT GIRL!!! skeuwbwiyqjeuxbqueyqhnsxiywnsu­djwb so cute!

[brenda0006]

well i havnt even watched the video yet -.- stupid top comments

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@brenda0006 The trick is to watch the video before reading the comments.

[perfectstorm333]

Am I the only one who did notice he was spelling Wheezy Waiter? I figured it out as soon as he put the y in.

[LifeIn8Bit]

Seriously that little girl was beyond adorable

[IfOnlyAlice]

what happened to breathing being your thing?! what happened to lots of your 'things'

[MakeToastNotWar]

I'm a Linguistics student who is a massive alphabet/writing system nerd and this MADE MY DAY :D

[dykra001]

there are also ż, ó, ł, ę, ą, ź in polish alphabet :P

[AntCGallagher]

'Wheezy Waiter' doesn't have 3 e's... Its another conspiracy!

[artificiellexx]

@AntCGallagher yes it does...?

[AntCGallagher]

@artificiellexx I got confused thinking he meant 3 e's when he was spelling 'Wheezy' then I posted a comment watched it again and felt stupid

[helinr]

Estonians also have õ, ä, ö, ü in the alphabet.

[dalekkiller]

Everything is not in order because time isn't linear like they keep tell you it is.

[robs70986987]

This is my favorite episode so far

[jlaymem9]

yay banjo face!

[leayana]

The alphabet IS slightly different though - Canadians say 'zed' while Americans say 'zee'.

[chanopoop]

@leayana Australians and Enlgish people say zed. And I think New Zealand too.

[23DEATHNUMBER]

November 22 was my birthday! :D

[bekahbooks]

@Girigo94 Oh, well I hope I didn't ruin the surprise for you.(:

[FamePudding52]

You forgot HI

[ThoughtsOfFail]

Where's Eugene???

[saeedalthumali]

i knew the Alphabet was all part of a government conspiracy (dramatic music in the background) o.0 :O

[CodyJ09]

Craig, you are a genius. But you already knew that.

[gordi0077]

I was watching this as a pot of coffee was being brewed behind me. So yes, I can hear the coffee being made in the background.

[SelfImmolator]

fuck 'u'

[Asrar29]

i love the way you love the coffee!

[SoMuchForFate]

I didn't even realize he was spelling Wheezy Waiter hahahah

[mynameissarahred]

@JimmytheNoob Hahaha I did the same thing! I felt like kicking myself afterwards, it was so obvious once he showed us. Don't worry, you weren't the only one. :L

[MikeyTALKOfficial]

*Home Improvement grunts FTW

[dfboy16]

you look great today !

[IkabobJr]

My name starts with a u!! are you trying to make me cry wheezy!!!!

[anthony21266]

wheeeeeeezyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiter

[turtletarian2]

uhh when i watch toby turner i get hey toby adds when i watch wheezy waiter i get hey craig ads WTF IS GOING ON

[findaubrey]

I'm so glad you're home, I was starting to get a bit car sick!

[heyummrandommuch]

Let it A Let it Be Let it C Let it D Let it F g h i j k doublewubblwubbleu g.- John Lennon

[bazzieboy]

I always sang

a b c d e f g h i j k Elemeno p q r s ....

My alphabet had 23 letters!

[rwarrrimadork]

I really was surprised to see " Wheezy Waiter " on the paper, lol !

[iAwesome900]

This is hilarious.

[allshalldelight]

I definitely did not notice that you were spelling "wheezy waiter." Oops.

[BritishAlienCompany]

I did not notice what you were spelling with your new alphabet until you turned the page! x

[froggyhare46]

@BritishAlienCompany that makes two of us!

[KnowTheAxiom]

Hmm. This new alphabet seems hard to remember. Does anyone know anything I could remember it by?

[MsSuperJade1]

How would alphabetical order work with two 'w's and three 'e's? O.o

[lukeshdoesntknow]

And then y will be next to it because they're like besties :)

[supercleverusername]

Who wears a six to the congress of Manaster?

[HmccrazyT]

HAHAHAHAHA! More credit needs to go to the "*Home Improvement Grunt"

cracked me up!!! xD

[Melabbymom]

np m's???

[johnjosmith42]

Oh Wheezy (blush... sigh) I wuuuurv you. *HEARTS*

[ExtremlySelfishChild]

goes i ;love craig <3

[mazenat]

who wears a "6" to the congress of Monastir??

The one who took the photo!! DUUUUUUUH

[n00g75]

hmmm .. is it the same audience all the time ? do u carry em in a bus behind your bus ? im gettin the feelin i cant thrust you anymore weezy!

[Campusanis]

Ehehehe, totally missed that he was spelling wheezy waiter there. :P

[Crossthefuture]

One of the best Wheezy's.

[Crossthefuture]

Okay, I did NOT realize he was spelling his name, lol

[KiiRa232]

@Crossthefuture @Campusanis haha so glad I wasn't the only one :)

[ichigomihhi]

i didn't get the meaning of his new alphabet until he showed the paper. anyway, i guess i have to study the new "whe' song...

[elastic1337]

ÅÄÖ

HELLLLLL YEA

[JWaxWebcast]

cutest girl ever at the end XD

[skarosoul]

*Home Improvement grunts* Craig, I love you.

[IamGilgamesh666]

Haha I didn't cop that he was spelling "Wheezy Waiter"! :D

[MasterGravitron]

Get rid of J, that fucker pisses me of. Sounding like G and all. Also U needs to stop following Q around everywhere!

[urhellarip]

Dank your good

[Nitrousx]

"remember phone books?" Oh gosh i love weezy

[aseasyash]

No, Wheezy Waiter, YOU'RE out of order! Sorry for typing loudly...

[honeydew995]

Great. Now I have coffee spilled all over my counter.

[HiDpak]

My new name using the new alphabets is Yeetar or Heateriw.

[Jimmyjumpnjive]

Yo, Wheezmeister.

[ZacharyHere]

Yay! my name will no longer be at the end of the alphabet!:D

[manuelschindler]

3:20 its shown, wheezy, not showed! :D

[toughxlovex]

HOME IMPROVEMENT REFERENCE! i love you more and more each day.

[Gchord86]

lol pour coffee in the mug, then get the mug out

[DrBlueDot]

@Gchord86 How do you do it?

[mulletman245]

This vid kind of feels like Pulp Fiction

[kabybabyy]

I haven't watched a Wheezy Waiter video in a while and then randomly yesterday at work I started humming, "Craigity Craig, Craig with a wig!" and I knew it was time to catch up on my sub box.

[achoooooproductions]

thumbs up if you didnt realize he was spelling wheezy waiter

[cding12]

clever

[totalignoranceinc]

i miss the touring videos.....

[oheysamantha]

I thought you were just randomly writing letters and then you showed the sheet saying "Wheezy Waiter" and I was like OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[TheJamesenator]

woah woah woah.... coffee isn't you're favorite substance? I'VE BEEN LIED TO!

[MissJayster]

"aie" is my name in wheezy alphabet, how exciting!!!

[NAYG89]

I'm guessing from that photograph, the next meeting they had was to sort out which order numbers should go in or at least I hope so, or this forthcoming trip to Albania could become confusing...