How women play poker (MUST WATCH)

[pangenium]

its fun isnt it :) at least no one could call them nits lol ;d

[MTLKEBEK]

No this is how PartyPoker players play.

[latrawr]

the hand was set up duh

[vampineze]

I think they all are/have become good friends and have agreed that the winner will share the prize money so that they can all go on a massive bender lol

[LegHit]

Guys, relax. This is a cut clip. After the hand, the commentators announce it is a joke and the tournament will continue as planned. I can't believe some people are actually buying this seriously, how naive can you get? I had a laugh though, I think it's a refreshing bit of humour in the poker world.

[TonyDnerd]

I have nothing against women, but still, they shouldn't play poker... at least on TV... it's like watching bitch party, with all that laugh and "funny" stuff...

PS: Jennifer Harmann or Liv Boeree not included...

[b0159673]

Is this a fucking joke?!?! From playing with her I always thought Maria was a decent player too..... Oh dear.

[NoSz4]

wtf did I just watch

[Rugbyelliot123]

WTF is this...

[tchekitout]

This is a pisstake you morons

[BlaccEagle]

this proves it...women should make sandwiches for a living

[ErikKingHa]

aaah so poker is their secret word for kitchen?

[bartcase]

You should change the title to "Zynga poker, shootout round 1"

[Simon3845]

What the f**k did we just watch? Do they not know the game? Why don't they even have a proper dealer?

[huanrohigh]

NO WAY! NO NO NO WAY!!!! THIS IS SO CRAZY :S

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

After the 2 minute mark, this video should fade to black........

[AlvaroVasquez123]

"still dre" and the ads were the best part of the vid

[nippoland]

"Nobody has a nine..."

This has to be fake. They wouldn't be playing with that much money if they can't realise a straight has two ends...

[HeidestockUltra]

And they have 600´000 in the pot... The world is so unfair. Btw I'm feeling sorry for the dealer

[macbeasty]

I hate superstitious fucks that think they will flop a full house when they're carrying 7-2.

[ivangud]

I can't wrap my head around how retarded all of this is. Pocket 4's raise UTG, UTG+1 pushes with 2c7s which might be a bluff push but it fails because 3h8c calls, like a retard.

Then we have QQ who makes the only reasonable play on the whole fucking table, although some people might argue that she should have folded.

Then, pretty randomly, Ac7c and QhKh and pocket 4's decide to call the all-in bet.

After the pocket 4's run this crazy backdoor straight draw they all just clap and laugh. WTF?

[lasktguy]

@ivangud you're right. That was completely retarded. That was the stupidest hand I've ever seen.

[ivangud]

how...retarded....

[Kritsos23]

Mother of poker...

[DuckMilitia]

1:03 String-bet like no other.

[nickicedude]

It was staged lol iv'e seen the full version and the commentator explains it was all an act.

[MrProtuber]

this cant't be true..must be a joke or something...really

[jpjames1]

it was like a pregnant womens coffee morning

[xWxHxIxTxExYx]

retarded, i have no other words

[stevesetsfire]

is this a joke?

[uselessjoe]

Brilliant...why would the last girl go all in..she would be automatic heads up with the winner? oh wait; this is a setup; this is crazier than Mork and Mindy.

[BloodyandEnchained]

scott is hott

[nickdan007]

Qs good call for all in 4s maybe if you're short stack, but 27 and 83 how they got there, even with A7 suited i was folded and even pocket 4s

[nickdan007]

@nickdan007 and I am lerning how to play poker, cause i am not a pro

[lovell82169]

What this video doesnn't show that is shown on another version of this clip is that all the players were in on a practical joke of going all in on the first hand to fool all the TV people. This was NOT how this tourney ended.

[kipishazz]

this is not poker

[andriuslll]

song at the end???

[Makaron9]

@andriuslll Snoop Dogg Dr.DrEE - Still D.R.E 

[chrstop87]

This has to be a skit from a show or something

[springerXXX]

HAHAAHHAHAHAHHA WTF ??!?

[reveller2008]

greatest advert for women not playing poker for serious money ever!

[weatherallc05]

this must be scripted

[andyk516]

timestamps by request:

This is why women DON'T commentate either: 2:41 "a 7 for the 7 2, there's A 7 out there dumb cunt"

3:03 "there's a straight no one as a 9, again stupid bitch 5678, there's a 4"

[adz124ps]

@andyk516

you have issues loser

[andyk516]

@adz124ps i know right, pointing out how the woman commentating on the match is just as retarded as the match itself, CLEARLY im deranged and damaged.

[UallMine]

Lol these bitches don't stop talking. Fucking bitch sluts LOL!

[odmggmdo]

Is this... Someone set... I mean.. This was a joke... right? These are all of those people that you play with on MSN Texas Hold Em! It all makes sense now..

[robgalbenu]

this is why they shouldnt leave the kitchen

[weatherallc05]

@robgalbenu just cos you cant cook at all you noob lol im a man and i cook myself quite abit. stop living in the victorian times mate

[BlueCosmology]

@weatherallc05 FUCK SOMEONE TOLD A JOKE!!!

SHIT!!!!!!!!! BETTER GET ALL PISSED OFF AND RETARDED!!

[adz124ps]

@robgalbenu

wow a kitchen joke. original. I bet you have a small penis

[MrZychos]

fuckin bullshit!



[XIconic]

"Now there's so much money is the pot, who know what their husband is gonna do?" ROFLMAO

[BestRemixesOnlyVol3]

Who the fuck goes all in with 2 7 off suit????Bitch go back in your kitchen,please...

[djx74]

who the fuck goes all in with 2/7. Only a dumb bitch, not a poker women.

[DirtySouth2DirtyJerz]

@djx74 It's funny you say that, because i believe Jackie Vaswani is the wife of poker pro Ram Vaswani.

[djx74]

@DirtySouth2DirtyJerz she had 7/2 off and she's out of posetion going all in, she had a guts, but its a stupid poker move, and she should know better if she is maryed to a poker pro.

[DirtySouth2DirtyJerz]

@djx74 Lol you will never hear me defend someone's decision of pushing all-in preflop with the absolute worst hand. I'm actually more amazed at all the casual calls with these marginal hands. Like what was 8-3o thinking? That's the second worst hand! And A-7 too. I would probably even fold 4-4 and K-Qs with all those callers all-in. They might as well just donk their money at the slots with this strategy.

[carlos14891]

I'm being serious here, was this a spoof or something?

I can't figure out if it's a joke, it's almost soo bad not to be one

[chrisatcgh]

@carlos14891 its a joke. they agree ahead of time

[samiojo]

2:16 "No way! We've all got good hands!"

[SnowInTheSun]

wtf?

[bendustries]

god i want kara scotts lips wrapped around my throbbing cock.

[lifprasir]

Holy shit these people are dumb. "Ooo, there's a straight going. Nobody has a nine?".. Are U serious.

[stratussolutions]

Weird lookin kitchen.

[adz124ps]

@stratussolutions

wow a kitchen joke. original. I bet you have a small penis

[andyk516]

@adz124ps wow u copy and pasted the same reply to a kitchen joke more than once, original, angry virgin you see I took psych 101 in college too and can diagnose you based on a couple of posts you wrote on the internet too

[wildy774]

@adz124ps lol ironic cause u made a penis joke, haha

[peacebwilly]

how women play poker... with utensils?

[dannyc525]

I was wondering why their is a separate division for women poker. Now I know.

[checkfoldcallraise]

they must thought the middle of the table was a big stove and that the chips were food to be cooked.

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

might as well play a slot machine. Bitches too stupid for any of the other shit.

[LadyGnasher]

;_; get me out there, ill handle it like a boss

[jangofet555]

even i could play at this table, if i was a girl that is

[loserofnothing]

That's a funny looking kitchen

[thecodynav]

@loserofnothing oh shit. I almost woke up everyone in the house

[adz124ps]

@loserofnothing

lol gays who don't like women and have small penises

[andyk516]

@adz124ps lol retards who think women and men are all equal yet you have seperate leagues for women to play in on the same sport, lol hypocrite much?

[adz124ps]

@andyk516 loser

[DDablju]

@loserofnothing The only men who make these jokes, don' t know what to do with a woman in the bedroom :D:D

[NasyButty]

@loserofnothing Cooking is hard. durr

[danielhefe]

Master facepalm

[Erdos2n]

how are they all sitting in the kitchen...must be a turkey in the oven....

[Jock4Jesus]

Meanwhile in the kitchen...

[New987user]

@Jock4Jesus ... the guys are cooking

[Skillet1905]

there are woman who can play poker, best example is harman - but those six stupid woman just wasting their husbands money

[iamnewhYbrid]

@Skillet1905 how is it possible for all 6 womans to lose?

[devuph]

thesr woman are top players......and have more of a brain than most of us ...wastin time posting c rap

[devuph]

this was a spoof...how the f u think its real ?

[armintiestoferry]

i love how almost noone on here realises this is a joke

[Kydos37]

@armintiestoferry Well I imagine most people were thrown off the scent by the fact that it's not funny at all. I was pretty sure it had to be a fix when the 8 3 rolled all in after the 7 2 but like I said, wasn't too funny so hard to imagine why they bothered making it.

[anesthetize1me]

first I thought that was just another misogynistic title, but then.... OMFG :D :D :D

[whatthehell81]

THereason they play like that is, that these bitches are spoiled brats of some rich tv-producer, banker, a manager in the arms industry.

Either their dads get them there, or connections through where they were born into!

[cenarulesfan106]

theres only one word to describe women poker.. fail

[mrjamesx]

They went all in cos the cos the food was burning

[ghostnemre]

Well it wasn't their money so... Actually their boyfriends/husbands would be burning watching this hand...

[schmidtftv]

ooooo! someone has a nine? ROFL! EPIC

[punk105]

@schmidtftv FUXKING WOMEN

[MrPanos1313]

oh my lord...

[gradosh11]

83 offsuit calls the all in of the 72 offsuit. SOUL READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goofypaul]

ok, what the hell was that?

[awesomeman]

thats such an all in donk fest, and that FEMALE commentator says "does anybody have a straight? nobody has a 9" she should get back in the kitchen!

[Calinn86]

this is like forensic evidence that women are much less smart than men, if i were a woman right now i would shoot myself because of shame that i don't have a cock.

[dannymaclamp]

hahha all in with 2 7 and 3 8 off suit

[IGhOztZI]

there so bad its painful to watch

[Astrophel]

They clearly aren't giving any fucks.

[cocacola2572]

uhhhh im sure this is fake....

[kczd]

i don't wanna live on this planet anymore...

[TheRabidChad]

tehehe we all just lost $100,000 in one hand. Tehehe aren't we funny? And I love the announcer "Well there's a straight draw. But nobody has a nine..." Hur dur

[Businessmanthess]

The video's fake obviously...but given the opportunity,women DO play horrible poker and it's all because of their generally limited intelligence and perception (of all things,not only poker)...

I'm 22 and have played with a lot of women my age...the most "skillful" one was a typical fish at best!Do you think this is by accident?

So in my humble opinion,women are good housewives,mothers and for making our lives interesting and NOTHING else!Nothing racist about it,it's just the way things are...

[lupinyonsei]

@Businessmanthess "Nothing racist about it"

you stupid? the term your looking for is sexist. not racist. congrats dumbass, youve really proven yourself as the smart one.

faggot

[SPERONERR]

@Businessmanthess That was the most racist comment I've ever read /s

[KCzz15]

@SPERONERR

Women are a race now?

"Sexist" is the word you're looking for.

[xK24x]

sick when the dre tunes start bumpin at the end lol

[Clevergamer]

I'd do all of them;)

[andyk516]

"Am I the only one with diamonds?" bitch you have one.

[gwallace12664]

@andyk516 wish u left a time link, this is too boring to listen to for that long

[andyk516]

@gwallace12664 2:41 3:03

[andyk516]

I can't see this being real base on my last comment. This is the "final table" with 6 people and there's exactly 600k in the game? They don't bother commentating or attempting to count chips? They all have 100k to start? This is either the biggest FAIL in poker history or the biggest troll... either way... women stay out of the poker room unless ur carrying a tray with my beer on the way.

[Coopafly21]

@andyk516 it's called a shootout...every heard of it? when u have to win a table and after winning your first table u move on to the final table and start with equal stacks again.

[andyk516]

@Coopafly21 i know exactly what a shootout is, but when a tournament is in a format other than standard, usually someone takes a moment to say so i.e. PL, NL, etc etc.

[andyk516]

@Coopafly21 anything negative about my other points?

[andyk516]

"LOL a 7 for the 7 deuce." (forgot about A 7 did we?)

"5, 6, 7, 8 on the board, does anyone have a 9?" (forgot about a 4 did we?)

How women play and commentate poker.

[Calinn86]

@andyk516 stupidity is contagious, besides that, the hand was so shocking, no wonder the commentators got lost. it's one of those moments when everything around you seems so absurd that your brain just freezes

[trav191992]

This is real & simple to explain. 2/7 wanted to steal the money hoping no one would call all in early & could take pot. 3 8 had no reason to call, just stupidity. QQ not an easy call with 2 all ins but a justifiable 1 nothing wrong with that call. 44 easy fold, but instead decided to hope to get lucky vs 3 opponents. Kara Scott maybe thinking mid pocket pairs AJ-A5 I'll call with suited Q/K. Finally, A 7 decided to call only for the fact the other 5 women were all in and she had an ace.

[charron20066]

Cmon was a set up... jsut search on the web u'll see

acting

[TheAmericanDane]

wow NOOB........tastic!!!

[iLecter]

What on fucking Earth....

[EugenKaalikas]

it cannot be real! it obviously isnt!

[Trigggggggggggger]

wtf is this shit really? -.- wtf

[Dmode444]

wtf? Is this a Saturday night live skit?

[Dmode444]

wtf?



[dream0fheart]

freeroll on pokerstars :)))

[eusobr33]

@dream0fheart OMFG EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dWn2T]

It's simple!

The ladies agreed to split the prize money among themselves.

IMHO

[goldgod102]

Poker is for mans not for girls ..

[Magnu91]

what the fuck just happened?

[AirForcePilot131]

Women out of the kitchen!

Is this legal?

[Chillpillow]

thats why men rules the world

[mola4everyourz]

...but no one has a 9.... :)))) LMAO 4 ain't good for ya ? why you commentating instead of cooking some dinner ?

[atlidakis95]

CLING CLING CLING CLING CLING... 3.25 the best part of this parody

[lanuk33]

it was scripted you idiot!

[Luis0450]

jjajaja el programa duraba 1 hora y se termino en 5 minutos xD mujeress

[XBlueG12]

worst hand possible in poker and she all-ed in. o.o

[DesertFish27]

bingo!

[kookoon]

obviously fake but lol so funny.

[imjtblanton]

Wow. They were all terrible.

[edwinaisobese]

women are so bad at every thing

[hq78]

@edwinaisobese except making sammiches

[TheLastFraudster]

No one is this bad. I reckon they agreed the split the prize pool equally and all go all in.

[Yellowpeon]

Thers something FISHY goin on here.

[joyride199]

3:03 does anyone have a straight? 5678 no 9 NO NO STRAIGHT LMAO....

that's women for you, even at casting dumb as fuck .

[shroey20]

@joyride199 lol i was laughing for 2 minutes straight. do u know who the female commentator is?

[13okrsek]

@joyride199 MAN! watch it again! one women had pair of 4 in hand and that 4 is start of the str8. 4 5 6 7 8

[joyride199]

@13okrsek NO SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. listen to commentator. She said that.

[MrTesnaukki]

0:54, thats what I call bad pokerface.

[wallBANGING]

they even look at their cards like idiots...

[doughnutman777]

whats the song at the end?

[antispaz7]

@doughnutman777 Dr. Dre - Still D.R.E. (Feat. Snoop Dogg) from the Chronic 2001 album

[Csigusz7]

ezek a kurvák is csak arra jók, hogy a faszt cibálják.

[ShredderBenjamin]

They don't have mens only poker...

[7ylerdurd3n]

pretty funny lookin kitchen



[shorbock]

This video is more interesting for the sexist comments from people obviously much more stupid than those ladies, who are in fact puling a prank...

[2tame4fame]

Great Game!

[DroppinKnowledge69]

WOW

[vhhsairsoft]

Even if they did set this up women are still annoying at the poker table. I am surprised their game ended considering how cautious most women are at poker.

I remember at one of the WPT Championships the "celebrity" Treschell from Real World did NOTHING the whole time, got to the last 2 and then blew up in like 5 hands of heads up.

[TruAzn100]

calling on 2,7 off suit? unless ur planning a very good bluff that is the worst decision ever

dumb bitches