John, looks wonderful, please thank him for his weight loss because I would love to watch him perform for many year to come. As funny and as clean as Bill Cosby wonderful wit. Thank you.
not only that, if you had to do the same act over and over and over and over again you'd change a few words too. try it THREE times see if you repeat it verbatim three times.
Sorry, I love John, but this little ditty is basically a word for word bit for when he goes to "Cold Stone Creamery". He has to realize that he has die hard followers that know all his bits, so don't try to fool us with "new"bits which are just rehashes of "old" bits, just substituting "Dairy Queen" for "Stone Cold Creamery"
@MUNJAK5 They all do that, they take the old stuff and 'revamp' it to make it relevant to the new show. Yeah it's repetative, but some of the best jokes can be even funnier after revamping.
@MUNJAK5 They all do that, they take the old stuff and 'revamp' it to make it relevant to the new show. Yeah it's repetative, but some of the best jokes can be even funnier after revamping.
Uh, bro. I don't know if you know this but comedians have 'routines' that they do in different cities and specials. This was an earlier bit of his, possibly when he created the joke. The Cold Stone Creamery was a redone version if I'm not mistaken.
But yeah, if you're mad about comedians having routines then I've got bad news for you. They all do.
@MUNJAK5 It's not "rehashed" ... it's the same sketch. All comedians slightly change their sketches, many times depending on WHERE the show is being held. For example, when referring to places, many comedians change the name to a place that the particular audience would be most familiar with.
@MUNJAK5 you also have to realize that he travels around the country A LOT and that some areas that he goes to might not have a DQ or a Cold Stone so he adjusts his set so that the city in which he is in can understand the joke
@MUNJAK5 Well I got news for you. He is a great comic so leave him alone because at the end of the day he is famous, and.....as far as I know.....YOU"RE NOT!
@MUNJAK5 Basically, this is the same joke. I don't think he's trying to fool anyone by passing it off as "new". Cold Stone, DQ, who cares? They're both ice cream places, they both work in the context of the joke. It's a tried-and-true bit with a slight alteration. I've heard him use DQ before, and Cold Stone before, and never once did I think, "Damn you, Pinette, I see what devilry you're up to!"
We've had non stop snow since December. It's halfway up the telephone poles. We are having to export the snow, we don't know where to put it. And its icy. And its cold. And its not going to be gone for another month and a half - two months, at LEAST.
We were looking at places in Phoenix JUST BECAUSE there's none of this fucking evil white shit from the sky.
2:10 <--- best part!
laurafoster327 4 days ago
@MUNJAK5 Meh
MeenyMcSweeny 2 weeks ago
Was still wearing daisy dukes into november.No lie.
SuzukiluvrRX11 2 weeks ago
...get out of the line...lol best part =)
illinigurl7777 3 weeks ago 2
That's when I killed him Your Honor.
cypresscoach 1 month ago
Holy crap so many people are responding to MUNJAK5...•_•
MASSIVExMONK3Y 1 month ago
now that was a dumb comment. every comic does the same routine over and over. so what if he changes DQ to stone cold or whatever. stop being a moron
tunfet 1 month ago
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Yeah, mun............party pooper!
skbnvacaville 2 months ago
Yeah, mun............party pooper!
skbnvacaville 2 months ago
fee reeeery
LeftB3hind 2 months ago
why are all the recomended videos on the right about breasts?
SirChunky 3 months ago
John, looks wonderful, please thank him for his weight loss because I would love to watch him perform for many year to come. As funny and as clean as Bill Cosby wonderful wit. Thank you.
toolinda 4 months ago
His voice at 2:08 is what Smigel would sound like if he was addicted to meth.
TheUkearchy 4 months ago
who ever disliked this , must of been the skinny guy at Dairy Queen.
TheNads67 5 months ago 3
No ewok impression! D:
TheDarkLordLink 5 months ago
still hilarious
6letta89 6 months ago
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Thumbs up if you dont care what viewer number you are!? :)
bradleybenoit 6 months ago
1 person was asking questions at Dairy Queen.
bigpyro1618 7 months ago 2
It's the temperature of the sun..hahahahaha
IAmYourFajah 8 months ago
not only that, if you had to do the same act over and over and over and over again you'd change a few words too. try it THREE times see if you repeat it verbatim three times.
kantraxo 10 months ago
Gotta love John's "THERE IT IS!!!" XD
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago
Sorry, I love John, but this little ditty is basically a word for word bit for when he goes to "Cold Stone Creamery". He has to realize that he has die hard followers that know all his bits, so don't try to fool us with "new"bits which are just rehashes of "old" bits, just substituting "Dairy Queen" for "Stone Cold Creamery"
MUNJAK5 1 year ago 43
@MUNJAK5 yes I agree,but he is still funny as hell!
Jasonms1978 1 year ago
@MUNJAK5 Sounds like it's basically the same bit, for a different crowd. Lrn2Think kthnx <3
Cryst0ph 1 year ago
@MUNJAK5 That's how comedy works. You expect them to have new material every show? Stand up comedy is no different than music.
frashure 11 months ago
@MUNJAK5 ah your right just noticed that lol....then again its still funny as hell to me
hellspawn435 10 months ago
@MUNJAK5 Um. Where did he say it was a new bit? And who is he trying to fool? It's his ACT.
Do you know anything about stand-up comedy?
TheHockeyCentral 10 months ago
@MUNJAK5 oh yea.....it is. awwww.....wish he made more
mynameispurplezebra 9 months ago
@MUNJAK5 Virtually all comedians recycle their work.
PrettyTigerlilly 9 months ago
@MUNJAK5 They all do that, they take the old stuff and 'revamp' it to make it relevant to the new show. Yeah it's repetative, but some of the best jokes can be even funnier after revamping.
Soledad2583 9 months ago
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@MUNJAK5 They all do that, they take the old stuff and 'revamp' it to make it relevant to the new show. Yeah it's repetative, but some of the best jokes can be even funnier after revamping.
Soledad2583 9 months ago
@MUNJAK5 I think that's the point here.
runewarrior0 8 months ago
@MUNJAK5
Uh, bro. I don't know if you know this but comedians have 'routines' that they do in different cities and specials. This was an earlier bit of his, possibly when he created the joke. The Cold Stone Creamery was a redone version if I'm not mistaken.
But yeah, if you're mad about comedians having routines then I've got bad news for you. They all do.
AlitRama 8 months ago 5
@MUNJAK5 i have to agree.... i love him but he hasnt come up with anything new in a long time.
UmbrellaCorpResEvil 7 months ago
@MUNJAK5 It's not "rehashed" ... it's the same sketch. All comedians slightly change their sketches, many times depending on WHERE the show is being held. For example, when referring to places, many comedians change the name to a place that the particular audience would be most familiar with.
BreathOFLaminin 6 months ago 3
@MUNJAK5 you also have to realize that he travels around the country A LOT and that some areas that he goes to might not have a DQ or a Cold Stone so he adjusts his set so that the city in which he is in can understand the joke
SgnfyngMnky 6 months ago 3
@MUNJAK5 who cares. hes better than you and me. and its cold stone. not stone cold steve austin creamery
Shizzmonger 5 months ago
@MUNJAK5 Well I got news for you. He is a great comic so leave him alone because at the end of the day he is famous, and.....as far as I know.....YOU"RE NOT!
miyagisan2012 3 months ago
@MUNJAK5 Could just be an older/newer version of the joke... you can find the same thing with Carlin
MikehMike01 3 months ago
@MUNJAK5 Basically, this is the same joke. I don't think he's trying to fool anyone by passing it off as "new". Cold Stone, DQ, who cares? They're both ice cream places, they both work in the context of the joke. It's a tried-and-true bit with a slight alteration. I've heard him use DQ before, and Cold Stone before, and never once did I think, "Damn you, Pinette, I see what devilry you're up to!"
CastleRockFan 3 months ago
@MUNJAK5 So?
ZapAndTroy44 2 months ago
@MUNJAK5 ...might be late but isnt this from like 2002?
MindofDurz 2 months ago
@MUNJAK5 It's not a word for word. But it is close.
BNfan890 2 weeks ago
He might be the only video ever to not have any dislikes.
BarbossasWench 1 year ago 26
@BarbossasWench Spoke too soon buddy. One son of a bitch said "nay nay" to this. Pathetic!
burnmehdown214 9 months ago
@BarbossasWench You just had to say that, didnt you?
Creeperking67 7 months ago
@BarbossasWench not true <3
WTFisMYname24 6 months ago
@BarbossasWench because u said that someone had to dislike.....kids these days
randallschecter 4 months ago
@BarbossasWench Way to go, you spoke now a troll disliked it....
brandonadrew 4 months ago 5
@BarbossasWench Why'd you have to point it out? Now someone has disliked out of spite. -_-
BreathOFLaminin 3 months ago
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BBurke124 1 year ago
I live in phoenix az and we only have summer and winter. and winter is only from december 22nd to january 7th
dragonlord1485 2 years ago 3
@dragonlord1485 You lucky sonofabitch.
We've had non stop snow since December. It's halfway up the telephone poles. We are having to export the snow, we don't know where to put it. And its icy. And its cold. And its not going to be gone for another month and a half - two months, at LEAST.
We were looking at places in Phoenix JUST BECAUSE there's none of this fucking evil white shit from the sky.
Myownpickle 1 year ago 2
@Myownpickle Try minnosota...20 fuckin inches last damn year of that evil white shit
hellspawn435 10 months ago
@hellspawn435 20 inches? I wish. I PRAY for 20 inches.
Try 20 inches, PER WEEK on average. Then we'll talk about having a vacation in Minnesota. LOL
Myownpickle 10 months ago
2:07. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
CrimsonGameboy 2 years ago 2
HILARIOUS
LAZERMANSHOOPDAWHOOP 2 years ago 2