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  • 2:10 <--- best part!

  • @MUNJAK5 Meh

  • Was still wearing daisy dukes into november.No lie.

  • ...get out of the line...lol best part =)

  • That's when I killed him Your Honor.

  • Holy crap so many people are responding to MUNJAK5...•_•

  • now that was a dumb comment. every comic does the same routine over and over. so what if he changes DQ to stone cold or whatever. stop being a moron

  • Yeah, mun............party pooper!

  • fee reeeery

  • why are all the recomended videos on the right about breasts?

  • John, looks wonderful, please thank him for his weight loss because I would love to watch him perform for many year to come.  As funny and as clean as Bill Cosby wonderful wit. Thank you.

  • His voice at 2:08 is what Smigel would sound like if he was addicted to meth.

  • who ever disliked this , must of been the skinny guy at Dairy Queen.

  • No ewok impression! D:

  • still hilarious

  • 1 person was asking questions at Dairy Queen.

  • It's the temperature of the sun..hahahahaha

  • not only that, if you had to do the same act over and over and over and over again you'd change a few words too. try it THREE times see if you repeat it verbatim three times.

  • Gotta love John's "THERE IT IS!!!" XD

  • Sorry, I love John, but this little ditty is basically a word for word bit for when he goes to "Cold Stone Creamery". He has to realize that he has die hard followers that know all his bits, so don't try to fool us with "new"bits which are just rehashes of "old" bits, just substituting "Dairy Queen" for "Stone Cold Creamery"

  • @MUNJAK5 yes I agree,but he is still funny as hell!

  • @MUNJAK5 Sounds like it's basically the same bit, for a different crowd. Lrn2Think kthnx <3

  • @MUNJAK5 That's how comedy works. You expect them to have new material every show? Stand up comedy is no different than music.

  • @MUNJAK5 ah your right just noticed that lol....then again its still funny as hell to me

  • @MUNJAK5 Um. Where did he say it was a new bit? And who is he trying to fool? It's his ACT.

    Do you know anything about stand-up comedy?

  • @MUNJAK5 oh yea.....it is. awwww.....wish he made more

  • @MUNJAK5 Virtually all comedians recycle their work.

  • @MUNJAK5 They all do that, they take the old stuff and 'revamp' it to make it relevant to the new show. Yeah it's repetative, but some of the best jokes can be even funnier after revamping.

  • @MUNJAK5 I think that's the point here.

  • @MUNJAK5

    Uh, bro. I don't know if you know this but comedians have 'routines' that they do in different cities and specials. This was an earlier bit of his, possibly when he created the joke. The Cold Stone Creamery was a redone version if I'm not mistaken.

    But yeah, if you're mad about comedians having routines then I've got bad news for you. They all do.

  • @MUNJAK5 i have to agree.... i love him but he hasnt come up with anything new in a long time.

  • @MUNJAK5 It's not "rehashed" ... it's the same sketch. All comedians slightly change their sketches, many times depending on WHERE the show is being held. For example, when referring to places, many comedians change the name to a place that the particular audience would be most familiar with.

  • @MUNJAK5 you also have to realize that he travels around the country A LOT and that some areas that he goes to might not have a DQ or a Cold Stone so he adjusts his set so that the city in which he is in can understand the joke

  • @MUNJAK5 who cares. hes better than you and me. and its cold stone. not stone cold steve austin creamery

  • @MUNJAK5 Well I got news for you. He is a great comic so leave him alone because at the end of the day he is famous, and.....as far as I know.....YOU"RE NOT!

  • @MUNJAK5 Could just be an older/newer version of the joke... you can find the same thing with Carlin

  • @MUNJAK5 Basically, this is the same joke. I don't think he's trying to fool anyone by passing it off as "new". Cold Stone, DQ, who cares? They're both ice cream places, they both work in the context of the joke. It's a tried-and-true bit with a slight alteration. I've heard him use DQ before, and Cold Stone before, and never once did I think, "Damn you, Pinette, I see what devilry you're up to!"

  • @MUNJAK5 So?

  • @MUNJAK5 ...might be late but isnt this from like 2002?

  • @MUNJAK5 It's not a word for word. But it is close.

  • He might be the only video ever to not have any dislikes.

  • @BarbossasWench Spoke too soon buddy. One son of a bitch said "nay nay" to this. Pathetic!

  • @BarbossasWench You just had to say that, didnt you?

  • @BarbossasWench not true <3

    

  • @BarbossasWench because u said that someone had to dislike.....kids these days

  • @BarbossasWench Way to go, you spoke now a troll disliked it....

  • @BarbossasWench Why'd you have to point it out? Now someone has disliked out of spite. -_-

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  • I live in phoenix az and we only have summer and winter. and winter is only from december 22nd to january 7th

  • @dragonlord1485 You lucky sonofabitch.

    We've had non stop snow since December. It's halfway up the telephone poles. We are having to export the snow, we don't know where to put it. And its icy. And its cold. And its not going to be gone for another month and a half - two months, at LEAST.

    We were looking at places in Phoenix JUST BECAUSE there's none of this fucking evil white shit from the sky.

  • @Myownpickle Try minnosota...20 fuckin inches last damn year of that evil white shit

  • @hellspawn435 20 inches? I wish. I PRAY for 20 inches.

    Try 20 inches, PER WEEK on average. Then we'll talk about having a vacation in Minnesota. LOL

  • 2:07. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

  • HILARIOUS

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