Ellen Degeneres Show Monologue (27/10/08)

[keleic]

XD what was ellen doing before she entered the stage? lol gotta love her

[MrNana94]

ellen gonna be 54 tomorrow . :D

[DudeGuyNimNim]

Pixel Count: .5

[janistonbest]

positive guy in the office "good jooob!!" :DDD

[goodguy630]

"When finger press massaging has no enough pressure, Shimala Massager will help strengthen the strengthen as to obtain best effects on finger press massaging..." I NEED A MASSAGE!

[benizadox]

sooooo f*ckin funny !!! love u ellen !!

[J0Manson]

I'm 17 and I have a crush on a 53 year old woman?

I think that can only mean she's the greatest person in the whole wide world :)

[heliotrope2710]

ellen kar... =))

[Landcake]

 haha

[MirandaAugust64]

uuuugg y isnt she wearing her wedding ring???

[OoMakeupForeveroO]

@MirandaAugust64 You know, i googled it and i swear i found like 10 different " wedding days " for them, but im pretty sure they were married at this point so idk :/

Some dates i found : June 21 2008, June 20 2008, June 16th 2008, August 17 2008, October 8 2008, August 19....ect

[MirandaAugust64]

@OoMakeupForeveroO what? oh um they were married on August 16 ik that 4 sure

[mitzi32996]

In the mall near my house there's a store that just sells products advertised on TV. it's a very interesting store...

[Gr3taax]

In Lithuaniain KAA means what :DD and you pronaunce it the same way :D

[keleic]

lol i want the hidden wall safe! lol does anybody know where i can get one?

[elcuteman16]

@keleic I saw it on a local store here and I think it is also on ebay. look it up :)

[kamakaze112]

lol the slippers actually work.. except they r slippery lol

[The2ndWeaslyGirl]

@americanfrannie lol yeah i thought they were gonna show a clip.

[bm2828]

I love Ellen!!! I wanna be her friend! But I live in Brazil, and that's the only reason why we are not friends: geography! hahahahahaha

[IsCoolSilke]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cjbubba250]

LOVE ELLEN SHE ROCKS!!

[sleepydragoness]

lol i saw those scissors in a shop lately =P

[chesnix]

love ya ellen!!!

[americanfrannie]

Hey anyone remember this? In one of the episodes of Ellen's sitcom back in the 90s, Paige wanted to impress her boyfriends daughter but wasn't successful at all. She then came to Ellen's bookstore and you see her walking around in those slippers, dusting the floor? She then gave them to the little girl and she seems to have never had so much fun ever!!!

Just came to my mind when Ellen unveiled those slippers ;)!

[luvCKay]

"clean out of the way places..."

that means you have to walk there...XD

[eldrem]

LOLOL good point!!! X'D

[DrChikin]

This is one of my favorite monologues :) I love the hidden wall safe. "I JUST WANT MY PEARLS!"

[iledvmbsiscvs]

i bet her abs am betta than the ones she showed

[katac9]

you can use it to hitchhike...LOL :D:D:D

[LexCooBukaba]

"You're supposed to use them to massage yourself." Oh, lol xD. Ellen, you're so naughty xD! LOL

[LexCooBukaba]

"GOOD JOB!" Holy fuckballs, that's hilarious xD!

[unwritteneuphoria]

"You can be the positive guy in the office... GOOD JOB!" HAHAHA. That was just too funny!

[mantsuwtlove]

Thank You so much!!