Oblivion: Argonians suck at jokes

[ufcxchandlerx]

Wtf?

[ValkoinenKuolema1]

never heard of fraps dude?

[Auvrith]

@ValkoinenKuolema1 Who'se Fraps-dude?

[TheSealerthebandit]

ahh, cmon we all know that they hate each other for some reason. But if they were to live together, maybe Uriel Septim won't have an Empire to rule...

[tardoin97]

I'm an argonion and I find this offensive

[Drehdful]

Mutha fuck dos Argonians dey be drinking outa my khajiit sewage water bro6-5......am i an internet gangster yet?

[ajsaccount1991]

he should have joked about high elves (i hate altmer, yes I'm racist)

[Rahab111222]

Big-Head in Shivering Isles is representative of all argonians.

[Skyrimdudes]

this is argonian

[PivotMaker19]

The music in the end credits was from The snow mission in Hitman: Blood Money!!

[Blitzthesquirrle]

i'll admit we're not good at jokes but we're KILLER assasins and thieves

[markus45150]

O-o lol wat most vids of oblivion ive watched the players a khajit and so am i

[LieutenantSmith]

When will people learn to stop filming their monitors/tvs? Use some video capture software, this stuff looks and sounds terrible.

[SeriousSamx]

@LieutenantSmith Video was made in 2007

[LieutenantSmith]

@SeriousSamx Video capture software also existed back in 2007. I'm not saying the video is shit, I'm saying that it'd be a million times better if it wasn't camcorded, I can't watch that.

[KingCoyt]

lukily he already admitted that this was an disapointing video so that takes the anger away...

[loytd321]

well atleast you peeled the potato before filming with it



[skittle879]

argonian all day bro, shadowscale mothafucka

[thespartans17]

Y do khajiits lick their butts? because they want to get a better taste of their cooking :D

[RDA000]

Alright they both suck everybody. Both races have never won a war. The khajiit lost to the wood elves in the 5 year war and the argonians lost to the dunnmer and got enslaved. Theyre both terrible races. ( Alright the argonians did win a war but it was only because a volcano errupted making the other army weak as hell)

[CatsfromElsweyr]

@RDA000

they may have lost, but one day, theyll win.

youll see...then you will regret it

[CatsfromElsweyr]

@CatsfromElsweyr

:)

[SeriousSamx]

ARGONIANS AND KHAJIITS MUST LIVE TOGETHER IN HARMONY

[xboxzeke101]

@SeriousSamx FUCK NO. CAT AND WALKING AND TALKING GATOR DOES NOT DESERVER PEACE. WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[SporeFreak2010]

@SeriousSamx NEVER!!!!

[DemonicMonkey666]

@SeriousSamx I will stick with eternal war HAIL KHAJIITS!!!

[MrDrover95]

@SeriousSamx hell naw

[kirara12347]

@SeriousSamx thats why they made martin panther newt jr.

[TheGreatDevourer666]

@SeriousSamx But where do orcs come in?

[SeriousSamx]

@TheGreatDevourer666 Yo, fuck them orcs.

[tHickman95]

Ah feck, what's that song at like, 00:19 ?

I'm pretty sure I recognise it, is it Skream?

[Mirror0211]

I only play as argoninans, best race!

[Eliteburner1995]

i say argonians are the best races

[mixwhite]

Did you capture your video using your toaster?

[joep45621]

@mixwhite It was the toast inside the toaster! ;)

[adamrules01]

i think it would be cool if they made a strategy game of oblivion like total war or a city building game lol

[JGirlGotzU]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new video game WAR! This time it's Kahjiits vs Argonians; WHICH ONE IS EPICER!?!

ONLY THE FANS CAN DECIDE!!!

[UntotenDrougr]

Wow, I can't believe you guys are arguing over FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, let alone FICTIONAL RACES. you no-lifes need to know….KHAJIITS KICK ASS >x3

[MrJojodery]

i put thumbs up because of "This disapointing video was made by francisco646"

[SuperChickenWizard]

Vagina!!!!!!!!



[blatten123]

Wtf I hear weird voices and a foul odour from the Old Ladys house.

O.o

[PBdarkraptor]

I am a Argonian in Oblivion and Skyrim... CAUSE THEY ARE LIKE DINOS! RAWR!

[GlamEye]

@PBdarkraptor I have used Breton since Morrowind they have by far the best racial passive and active buff if you want to be a tank and they make good mages to

[TheNick394]

walking gecko's ftw

[DrTheKay]

What idiot records his tv like this

[pichu1964]

@DrTheKay what idiot types a troll message? oh wait. YOU. dude, some people arent rich or dont know how to record video games like machinima or some other shit.

[LostYouJust]

@pichu1964 DUDE YOU FUCKIN OWNED THAT GUY HAHA!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL

[ThatAwesomeCat]

khajiit for life.

[johnnie420420420420]

i cant believe it some1 finaly did it look in the suggestions to the right some1 made an oblivion 2girls1cup reations lmmfao!!!!! omg my concience is tellin me not too but curiosity killed the kat

[Zelmak1]

i was like wth is this guy gets hit by trap ROFL FAVORITE!!

[tangletailpro]

Me'sah is a Khajiit. Our joke's aren't to good, but we say useful crap damnit!

[kiwininja100]

YOU DONT DARE BAG ON MY RACE! O I BE ALL UP IN YOU FACE WITH MY SWORD

[crashnburner187]

Oh yeah?

Why do Argonians swim underwater?

To hide from their wives.

[D4rk5hade]

Why do Khajiit lick their butts?

Why?

hehe, to get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!

[Lolllolololmaster]

Hahahahaha isn't that rich... the person who created this video is stupid... hahahahaha isn't that rich...

[zOMGiez1]

At least they don't have problems fighting dread zombies because they have a high disease-resistance.

[lalabobjimbenbowen]

I fucking hate Erthor, coz I accidentally robbed all his money and then got kicked out of the mages guild with him following me like tumour on my ball and I aint looking for no redwort flower.

[BlackwindSamurai]

i actually laughed at the second one. so yeah, it's pretty rich.

[160ksv]

your racist!

[martijnkh23]

Racist.

[prelynmax]

Thumbs down for the poor quality.

[Briannalive]

i thought it was funny how he took their stuff and hid it in barrels >.>

[MrTurtlez123]

nords and argonians are best, nords cuz they fight like chuck norris and argonians cuz they are cool looking and breathe under water

[SporeFreak2010]

I prefer argonians over all cuz they can breath under water that's a very useful skill if i do say so myself when someones attacking me i can retreat to the depths they'll follow but they wont last to long >:D HAHAHA and + the character creation is easier cuz no matter what u do you can make yer argonian look cool like a raptor or something :D i always make mine freaky look'in its AWESOME XD

[evildeathmonkey1]

@SporeFreak2010 I found that underwater breathing skill pretty useless, you can just get an amulet to do that.

[SporeFreak2010]

@evildeathmonkey1 Yeah but as an argonian u don't need to waist yer precious coin or time to buy or find a stupid amulet to breath under water...so its a time/money saver. and i kinda like swimming under water to get to were i need to go. and + there pearls :D win win XD

[MRODST22]

@SporeFreak2010 why not just get the underwater breathing helmet hid at anvil

[SporeFreak2010]

@MRODST22 LOL Because yer an Argonian...U don't need to :P

[SporeFreak2010]

@MRODST22 But then again u can go get it and Sell it to make a buck i sopose...LOL X)

[MRODST22]

@SporeFreak2010 yea i suppose but o want skyrim cause i dont really like the argonians in this one but in skyrim they look awesome

[mench45]

@SporeFreak2010 if your are a breton mage like I you can just get a spell for unlimited waterbreathing :D

[SporeFreak2010]

@mench45 Everyone says "oh just get this amulet, or this spell" but I'm an Argonian I DON'T NEED THEM!. so allz those amulets or spell tomes will do is just make me more money :D and i LIKE money XD. think PROFIT when choosing your Character :)

(oh and sorry for not responding to your com. i just found it :P)

[FalloutGuru27]

@SporeFreak2010 plus the disease resistance, I no longer have to deal with Vampirism.

[Tassadaritze]

@SporeFreak2010 Yeah! Argonians FTW!

[RANKO619]

@SporeFreak2010 why dont you use cheats? heres how press the button under esc but over tab and then tipe tgm and press enter

[SporeFreak2010]

@RANKO619 R U kidding me!?! Man, i use cheats....probably when i shouldn't but i do anyways, i like to feel UN-fucking stoppable sometimes HAHAHAHA!!! XD and + i think its funny when they think they can stop me AHAHAHAAHAHALOL!!!11!!!! >XD. Don't get me wrong, i AM an honest gamer i just use cheats to fuck around LOL XD

[RANKO619]

@SporeFreak2010 i do use them too im gonna try to revive the king amm i forgot the name at the begining the one that got assasineteded

[SporeFreak2010]

@RANKO619 Yuriel Septim

[josfb8]

@SporeFreak2010 I usually don't like retards, but I do like you =)

[SophieDono]

@SporeFreak2010 well Id really care what you say. Khajiit are better assassins than argonians.

[SporeFreak2010]

@SophieDono Ah, a little training and an argonian can be just as good as a Khajiit

[pillowsinmypants]

i lovvvveeeeee argonians i can't wait to see wut they look like in skyrim!

[barry577]

@pillowsinmypants

look up skrim portal. they have a pictures of all the races and they look great

[pillowsinmypants]

@barry577 i just found a video that had new pics of argonians and kajiiht! they look sooo much better than in oblivion :D

[evildeathmonkey1]

@pillowsinmypants Argonians look freaking awesome in Skyrim! :D The really look lizard-like this time. Their posture is much better too, less humanoid. Like in Morrowind.

[thedragonhunter22]

Khajiit are the best

[thedragonhunter22]

0:20 PWNED by a gate rofl

[megalodoniscool45]

ORCS ARE THE BEST!!

[cynderdragon1]

@DemonicMonkey666

Yes. They. Are.

[Slagar10]

@DemonicMonkey666 furfag

[SporeFreak2010]

@DemonicMonkey666 Bah! an argonian can mop the floor with a Khajiit any day! >:D

[GunerDude]

@DemonicMonkey666 ARGONIANS WILL KILL YOU ALL!

[DemonicMonkey666]

@GunerDude Never!!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR­RRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[gamerxavier8]

@DemonicMonkey666 damn straight. -Shadowtail

[Matau96]

ARGONIANS ARE THE BEST AT JOKES!!!! anyone who LIKES this video is a but-licking kajiit!!!

[Y2kyle1]

@Matau96 Why do Khajiits lick their butts? To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Hahaha a real thigh slapper that one ay? I've heard loads more. I just can't remember them.

[OblivArgonian]

ARGONIANS ARE AWESOME

[x0xSwatSnipex0x]

I thought this was gonna be the one bout argonians ass's....

[tankedassasin]

0:16 lamo ha ha ha ha

[MDIVISIONRULES]

Windows movie maker,windows music used,useless video...oh yeah,the old stuff i've desperately been trying to find in youtube.Well done!

[Mafia200100]

Has potential, needs better editing.

[RureLyther]

where is that place where you kill that guy erther

?

[mitomen2000]

this video ISN't  RICH

[UndeadDragonBorn]

@mitomen2000 lmao

[Charge183IF]

yes. disappointing, indeed...

[andrewcruzera]

ODD ANIMAL NOISES AND A FOUL SMELL?! I think Ill like to go to her house :)

[OneillSG7]

I am giving you a thumbs up because you admitted it was a disappointing video ;) you made me lol!

[BLong100591]

wood elves suck

[HamsterOfJudgement]

dark elves are still best

[J05TI]

i lmao when i say thisXD odd animal noisesLOL

[Mr1337drummer]

Something in my conservative patriotic nature compels me to make an imperial every time I play this game.

[dfghj241]

IM PROBALY THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD WHO LOVE IMPERIALS? BECAUSE OF THEIR AWESOME ROMAN LIKE CULTURE? bah whatever khajjit and argonians FOR THE WIIINNN!

[yaagus]

FUCK YEAHH GO NORDS!!!1!

[Antifaarefags]

@yaagus Nords are the best!

[wodka450]

no... seriously, you cant just put 2 clips together and make people believe youre a hero.... ur the one thats not funny and this video doesnt prove anything...

[dividedjester]

the argonians are the nicest people in oblivion :) everyone else is like go away ext. but even if u wake a argonian up in middle up night there like im pleased to help u lol :) (also kinda ironic that the assassins, the black hand, there just as nice as the argonians :p) but now everyone hates me cuz im a vampire lol

[SuperElitedude]

0:16-0:23 i never knew saw was around during the middle ages

[OldEmixX]

i dont get it...

[LstCreture]

technically the best race is redguards because when you level appropriately you get the most health and majika . but if im not goin for a max stat character i play as argonian! khajiit are fun to tho

[lagging199527]

@LstCreture Ewww redguards are terrible.

[XxSceneHavokJonasxX]

@lagging199527 is it because they're black?

[lagging199527]

@XxSceneHavokJonasxX Maybe, but it also may be because I don't like their race bonuses too much.

[XxSceneHavokJonasxX]

@lagging199527 yeah, they kinda blow, I prefer Bretons for mage, Nords for warriors, and Argonians for thieves/marksman

[lagging199527]

@XxSceneHavokJonasxX Same here. Except for in Morrowind, I choose Dark elf for marksman/thieves.

[turboracer98]

0:22 owned

[Alfdk3]

Argonians may suck at telling jokes, but you suck at making fake videos.

Amen from an Argonian.

[MrJackira]

@Alfdk3 from two argonians amen

[LetsRapeJustinBieber]

ERTHOR PWNEDDDD!

[ailm96094]

Yeah! Another dislike from ur face

[Chipfan1111111111111]

Well, a majority of Argonians suck at jokes.

But you obviously haven't met Big-Head in the Shivering Isles.

He ownz

[TheSeanhl]

hey claustrophobicmime my character in that game is a woodelf so i agree with you

[Scarjaka]

lmao, poor Erthor

[CartmanTuttle]

What is that place at 0:18?

[Twichl]

@CartmanTuttle

Some random Alyied (Spelling slaughter!) ruin.

[ArmoredAK]

ARGONIANS FTW!!! i like them and Khajiits(for stealth), i never have to worry about poison with argonians and Khajiits are FAST AS HELL

[Noahthebeast09]

Redguard is the best choice Adrenaline Rush is the best.

[FelipeC19]

@Noahthebeast09 I'm a Redguard, yet I've never used Adrenaline Rush :S

[Septimz]

0.o

[westarrr]

this is the worst thing i have ever seen

[lightsshade]

buy the way nice video

[lightsshade]

srry weak

[lightsshade]

argoniens look alright but are extreamly waek to.

[lightsshade]

i Sy th Dark Elf "dunmer" is the best with birthsign mage and class knight. they may contradic but thats my changeing style.khajiets suck major but because there pusies*joke not intended*. the just suck in combat.i kill 30 khajiets a daywith only a dark bow

[Thengel123]

I love Argonians, I did better with my Argonian than with my Dark Elf...plus they can breathe underwater :P they also look seriously cool, I don't really care about the low skills :P

[pielord4141]

argonians have always been my favourite race. I don't care if they have low skills they look SO COOL!!!

[burntbowser]

they have low skills? i didn't know this, i just picked an argonian cuz lizard ppl rule

[Falcon6998]

@burntbowser LIZARD PEOPLE SUCK!

[burntbowser]

@Falcon6998 And i care what you think because?

[Falcon6998]

@burntbowser You don't have to. But it's true. :P

[skrili]

@pielord4141 low skill means higer lvl :D

[ZionistInYisrael]

I think Bethesda needs to change the way khajiit and argonians look..... again. I always imagined the Khajiit looking like the aliens from Avatar. Just give them short, tawny fur and beards for the male and there we have it! =D

[Ghilly55]

Blue argonians are the best

[TwinexBetwix]

rofl at smackdown

[LornZhas]

0:22 Fucking OWNED

xD

[AshLovesToSkate]

Argonians FTW

[TotyWoW]

Why does nobody love the brethons???

[ClaustrophobicMime]

I love Wood Elves

But I'm probably gonna get a bunch of thumbs downs by saying that :B

[Jalookah]

@ClaustrophobicMime Wood elves are suprisingly sneaky....

wait.... nevermind. :D

[Mindcontrol106]

@ClaustrophobicMime Adoring fan = wood elf... still like them now? XP

[kaaskid]

@ClaustrophobicMime i love them 2

[Youdsavedme]

@ClaustrophobicMime

no you didn´t! i too love wood elves!

[Spectic]

@ClaustrophobicMime Nice reverse psychology.

[obdGNOME]

@ClaustrophobicMime

Bosmers' FTW!

My favorite fucking race dude

[88Meters]

@ClaustrophobicMime Look, fellers. We got errrrrselves a tree-'ugger.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@88Meters look fellers, we got ourselfs a crying little faggot that thinks killing nature makes him cool. Lawl, seriously stop using that name on everything, cause it doesent make any sense, please.

[88Meters]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 Look fellers, we got errrrrrrrrrselves a man that can't take 'imself a joke.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@88Meters ohh, you were making fun of those hillbillies that destroys the forests? ahah, good, excuse me. :)

[DOMIPS]

@ClaustrophobicMime You only got 2 thumbs down and 82 thumbs up

[IhearaHunter117]

@ClaustrophobicMime *gets 91 thumbs up*