Jeff Goldblum wafers

[EdwardElricsGirl]

That is so fucking Jeff Goldblum, lol.

[allrockirwin23]

"Wrong Again"

LMAO

[garzaman89rox]

That wud be so f***** in annoying.!!!

[theromulanwarhawk]

Jeff who?

[drummerboy2142]

@theromulanwarhawk the scientist from Jurrasic Park.

[ProphetsOfAshes]

hilarious goldblum impression. At times it sounded exactly like him when he kinda fumbles on what to say during a sentence. Great job Seth

[AlyssaJaneVolta]

Wow. I can't believe there are people arguing on a Jeff Goldblum Wafers video. Who would have thought that would ever be possible?

[Mercury205]

0:12 Having the Burger King leap toward me like a hungry lion seems to have brought upon some primal instinct. I punched the screen.

[MjoelH]

hahahahah

[PowerHouseProd]

That Jeff Glodblum impression is fucking perfect.

[snowman11686]

no shit im 24 and watch family guy hell i watch alot of cartoons and bet i could make you look like a tool in a philosophical conversation or a political debate or a debate on why everyone should watch cartoons hell ill even make u look stupid while my dick is in your moms mouth debating you on why you should respect your elders

[baconjizz]

did the fruit back in the back look like a penis>

[guyfromdubai]

835 people didnt buy jeff goldblum wafers

[Dudefish420]

0:10 Scary mofo

[pr0pr0]

4933 people think this shit passes for humor

[dothebartman555]

@pr0pr0 Fuck you dick brain

[pr0pr0]

@dothebartman555 wow. Now that is the kind of witty rebuttal i've been waiting for. In 4 words, such elegance, such class. "Fuck You Dick Brain." You manage to say so much while saying so little. It's truly awe inspiring.

Tell me, did you feel agitated reading my comment? Did it anger you on some deep level? Or, perhaps, were you just upset with the realization that the mind blowing topical humor you seem to rabidly worship, is just hack writing for a degenerate generation? think about it kid.

[kukenbajs]

@pr0pr0 So many words. This shows how much you love Seth MacFarlanes work.

[dothebartman555]

@pr0pr0 or maybe i just think ur a dick a brain u preachy faget

[pr0pr0]

@dothebartman555 it doesn't really matter to me what you think, seeing as you seem incapable of higher brain function, you floundering retard.

[SexxyKevin]

@pr0pr0 lol

[pr0pr0]

@dothebartman555 holyfuckwtf. YOU'RE 32?!!?!?!?!? sorry pal, i take back the kid part. you must just be a full blown mental retard. THIRTY FUCKING TWO?!?!?!!? jeeze, you need to watch a lot less tv buddy.

I was going to cut it off after my first reply but fuuuck... you're 32 and still watch this shit? I'm only 20 and cant stand it. jesus, so, since you're about... 20 years older then this target demographic, tell me.

what -exactly- is a dick brain? i'm just not sure how to be insulted, yknow?

[Rahavin1]

@pr0pr0 youre an ass.

[waynethesexmachine]

@pr0pr0 So your 20 and don't like it, thats great, there are others who do, its a thing called taste, its not bound by age, race or creed, just taste. Me, i like the taste of Jeff Goldblum wafers.

[pr0pr0]

@waynethesexmachine

taste is a subjective term, usually prefixed by words like "good" or "bad"

surprisingly, neither good nor bad apply to family guy, nor does taste. A more fitting adjective would be: insipid.

[Rahavin1]

@dothebartman555 dont listen to that fuckhead. Im 27 and I think family guy is funny. that other guy is just a shit... thinks that hes 20 he knows whats up.

[stlcxaoyz]

whoever thinks cavalcade of cartoon comedy is better than family guy give thumbs up also i dnt get why family guy isnt in hd

[smellslikevin]

what does this have to do with bk????

[desiice07]

@smellslikevin sponsors........ 

[LordNazgulKing]

@smellslikevin The whole point of this channel is to advertise companies such as Burger King.

[KodierungHerz]

I love Jeff Goldblum

[artiscallychallenged]

0:20

[xZippy38]

Guess what I'm selling. Wrong again.

[SuperDevilsdelight]

I held out my arms to catch him and he hit the screen and fell :[

[PinkPwnyOnMeds]

God Jeff is so stiff.

[TheFreeThinkingMan]

it*

[TheFreeThinkingMan]

hit should have ended with her on the toilet and him STILL rambling.

[twitch5000]

@TheFreeThinkingMan agreed

[Levitz9]

Jeff Goldblum is the only guy who can make rambling entertaining.

[iluvyouwyatt]

@Levitz9

seriously.

[Angeliquedarce]

lol i wonder if she poops those crackers, do they still talk! XD

[BHDREDBARON1]

I'll take them!

[rahsims42]

Is anyone else like. . .Totally afraid of the BK guy from the beginning?

[martijntjeeh]

@rahsims42

no, pussy

[rahsims42]

@martijntjeeh Sir. I do not believe i am a womens sexual oraphase. Research proves i can't be. Now, did you learn something today, Little man?

[martijntjeeh]

@rahsims42

Ah yes sir, ur a scared boy.

[rahsims42]

@martijntjeeh Summer school for you.

[martijntjeeh]

@rahsims42

Ah dang, but summer is already over :(

[skelt93]

@rahsims42 i assume that you learnt the word oraphase

[Shankuverymuch]

i'd buy them

[AmBossKopf]

I guess he had that idea after watching Jurassic Park and NOT see Jeff Goldblum get eaten...

[Advidgamer25]

when he said "Guess what im selling" I thougt wafers and he said "Wrong again"

[OtakuEmma]

@machado231097 I would keep it as a pet. :o

[CheatMasterAOD]

Whats with the burger king?

[ShadesXPants]

@CheatMasterAOD They have to put that because they are sponsering him.

[Merchant2006]

Oh god this impersonation is just... it's... just so spot on xD I love how they totally captured that.. that stuttering and calm voice of his :P

[insaneforstuff254]

random sexy pose at 1:05

I've never even watched a movie or show with Jeff Goldblum in it but this makes me laugh so hard...

[duffeknol]

this sucks

[PainOfRock345]

I wonder what would happen if you set one on fire?

[ImperialGuard9001]

@PainOfRock345 "Ohh look at me I am on fire thats interesiting... I guess people get new experiences along their life.. And I am burning.."

[CGM5]

lol.

[Shortieplaya2012]

still that's no reason not to try, yes yes

[billiam897]

lmao Buy Jeff Goldblum Wafers. Or don't.

[Starzshine1212]

I could never watch Law and Order CI without thinking of this. haha.

[TheletterAa]

Jeff Goldblum is my hero now.

[milksnow1]

NEVER

[TheKoolKitteh]

Oh, Jeff. Trust me, if I got you into my mouth, you'd do more than talk.... ;)

[animekid941]

damn seth mcfarlane rocks

[KingRaven101]

I once dated a girl named Brie. She was very lithe.

[HHaddow990]

how do you know the burger king is a king? he hasent got shit all over him

[DrSpangle107]

@HHaddow990 win

[harmonicaman008]

guess what i'm selling, wrong again!

[stainglassfox]

I was like "Dang it! Another ad in front of ma videos!", but then I realized I could skip the ad.

[Froodrook]

this is the best thing seth macfarlane has ever done

[adamisajoker]

Must eat faster! Increase your rate of chew! thumbs up if you get the jeff goldblum reference. :D

[evilass334]

@adamisajoker that's alot of wafers.

[brtshstel]

@adamisajoker it works both for Jurassic Park and Independence Day

[Tacom4ster]

Jeff Goldblum is the greatest scientist ever

[goplayer7]

Hey, I was right

[JagrJr68]

it took all those people to make that clip??

[123burgerking]

 I actually found this to be very funny

[panteraville931]

haha, i love how they made Jeff Goldblum exactly how he is in real life, emotionless and bland, XD

[codyjt5150]

fuck the burger king, i wanna watch the video, plus the xbox games he made, sneak king and bumper cars and street king were fucking awful, hahahahahahah

[steelJ4RV1S]

@codyjt5150 hey screw you guy :( burger king is my freakin hero!! ya sure the games sucked but the rodeo burgers and stackers make up for it

[codyjt5150]

@steelJ4RV1S i even hate the real restaraunt, everytime i ate there i got green diarrhea shit and stomach problems hahahahaha

[steelJ4RV1S]

@codyjt5150 lol wow that sucks but rodeo burgers are the shit XD you probably ate a big mac in disguise

[steelJ4RV1S]

@codyjt5150 and ya i just trolled you cuz you said fuck burger king XD

[MrJBizkt]

we call it hungry jacks in oz.. different but same, burger king sounds better

[FraggleBlarg]

Where aren't they selling them?

[TruenoandLevin86]

who wants to go to Burger King? I'll pay for the burgers!

[ChristinaNHarrell]

Holy crap, they have Jeff Goldblum pegged down to a T. Scary hilarious. XD

[Meshehetube]

Guess what I'm selling. Wrong again.

[kentuckyfriedpickles]

God Dammit!! He's just so agreeable!!

[CadaverMutilatr]

Every sentence, all I could think about was Jurassic Park

[todavi123j4]

wrong again

[JimmyHendrixPage]

Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!

[ghostwhiskey]

"waiter.......waiter jesus christ!"

[XxSarahJabbersxX]

WOW. scary

[stringlessjoe]

he talked before she put it in her mouth

[NiceGuyJosh1]

lol id love to have a conversation with this guy, i can imagine him saying that 'no country for old men' bit

[guitarnublet]

Hahahaha Buy Jeff Goldblum Wafers... or don't xD

Made me lol so hard.

[Carnage1235]

I'd personally love to speak to Jeff Goldblum, he does seem like a very intelligent and funny guy.

[Zexion72559]

They're crispy, i'll give 'em that.. yeah.. very crisp.. where was i? :3

[steezdrippn]

Bree can eat me!!

[EJAanime]

i would not want to hear all that while im trying to eat.



[SmootheTank]

0:20

[eezysqueezy]

Burger king just looks fucking weird.

[thelasthorcruxx]

Chaos...

[roflmywoffle]

Ifhgsfj

[ifhgsfj]

This is the only good Seth MacFarlane video on Youtube.

[OfallyaProductions]

my deos r da shite (Like this 1)

[ColonelBluesEXE]

0:14 - 0:15 Damnit King! You smudged my screen from the inside! Now how am I gonna clean THAT?

[eddy12555]

@ColonelBluesEXE oxy clean in the washing machine........rip billy maze.......fuck u anthony sullivan

[GodModeGaming]

@eddy12555 What hate on Anthony?  He was one of Billy's best friends...

[emoshady95]

@ColonelBluesEXE with cum. DO IT NOW!

[Bjoe455]

Whats with the soccor ball next to the cc? i clicked on it and it makes vuvuzuela sounds? whats it for?

[deviantar1]

@Bjoe455 its for making vuvuzela sounds lol...

[Bjoe455]

@deviantar1 o ok then i have hear vuvuzuelas before and that button is annoying! lol

[deviantar1]

@Bjoe455 yeah its really kinna worthless...loll

[FerretDude15]

Lawlz

[dehonation201]

i love how when it comes back to jeff hes like, laying posed on the counter. :D rofl.

[theQuestion626]

"Hi, I'm Jeff Goldblum! Guess what I'm selling? Wrong again!" A great opener.

[GuitarGOR]

Wrong again.

[SandBarAndYou]

Okay, everyone pretend I just quoted something from this video - "[quote from video]" lol

[simzboy]

I'd by them. So I can have someone to talk to.

[EchoBoomer1987]

She's eating him! and than she's gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

[ghostwhiskey]

@EchoBoomer1987 hahahaha!!!!lmao

[fortminor85]

@EchoBoomer1987 Troll 2, right?

[Ffantasy501]

@EchoBoomer1987 no, bad

[rockndude87]

@EchoBoomer1987 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy Crap that made my day!

[kitkatcutie520]

0:54 - 1:04 who chews a cracker THAT long?

[matty0227]

@kitkatcutie520 her

[heakon100]

0:15 to skip intro

[94ejack]

Jeff Goldblum sucks, but he's funny.

[iceguy0077]

seth mcfarlene sucks asshole

[mskiara18]

lmao I'd buy a box :D 

[Militantcheese]

Although they are crisp, ill have to give them that, they're very crispy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shat my pants

[monkeystrudel11]

In soviet Russia cracker eat girl!

[wolf1234link]

I would so buy them they would always be with me

[JordanC6819]

so yes, buy jeff goldblum waffers... or don't but i would prefer

lmfao

[ChibiEdwardElric]

GUESS WHAT I'M SELLING? WRONG AGAIN!! LMAO!

[matt6517]

Love it!

[UnforgetableGoat]

MALCOM :D

[someguyoverthere1]

why couldnt i catch the burger king i had my arms wide open and he just hit the screan and fell

[FALCO64125]

@someguyoverthere1 Try harder. Tie yourself to something secure and dive after him. You'll catch him mid jump and the rope will save you both from a nasty fall.

Don't forget to film for posterity and set aside $150-$200 for a certain important PC peripheral.

[MilkyTwilight303702]

haha lol



[ShowNoMercy502]

Fuck I hate the Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy series, it's so immensely disappointing. However, this made me laugh so hard, especially because of how accurate it was! Maybe there's hope for Seth after all?

[southparkdudz]

@ShowNoMercy502 hmmm go fuck yourself sir

[ShowNoMercy502]

@southparkdudz Right, for voicing an opinion that you disagree with, that calls for vulgarity. Way to showcase your high caliber of maturity bud.

[DarkorbitKing100]

lolzzzzzzz

[jordansallee]

he reminds me of jeffery dahmer

[MestizoFilipino]

So funny how he talks.

[2dittoz]

looks like family guy

[iData86]

@2dittoz well it's made by Seth McFarlane...who did Family Guy

[GeddyYeti2112]

@iData86

Yeah, so you know you're in for it. Family Guy is FUCKING TERRIBLE.

"That is one big pile of shit."

[plushieboy1234]

@2dittoz it is made by the same person.

[Nightmanification]

OMG I love this very funny clip and everything Seth MacFarlane does! Here is a list of other things I like:

Andy Milonakis

Andy Dick

Frank Caliendo

George Lopez

Carlos Mencia

Dane Cook

Joe Rogan

Jamie Kennedy

Thank God for this very humorous and intelligent joke to brighten my day! I demand a Seth Macfarlane Channel dedicated to him at once so that I do not have to live a single second of my life separated from his comical genius!

[zupaflyfunk]

@Nightmanification maybe you should bend over, spread your legs and pray for him to come along and bumsex you too

[romandogbird]

@Nightmanification COOL STORY BRO

[haproductions01]

@Nightmanification is this fucking guy serious? dont EVER compare dane cook to joe rogan. EVER.

[El3meister]

@haproductions01 Which one don't you like, cos Joe Rogan is funny as fuck and Dane Cooker is just an annoying fuck stain, plus the UFC is awesome and Rogan is a part of that!!

[El3meister]

@haproductions01 Which one don't you like, cos Joe Rogan is funny as fuck and Dane Cook is just an annoying fuck stain, plus the UFC is awesome and Rogan is a part of that!!

[haproductions01]

@El3meister dane cook is a cum stain. joe rogan FTW

[kentuckyfriedpickles]

HE'S JUST SO FUCKIN' AGREEABLE!!!!

I LOVE IT!

[LoneWolf7390]

I would totally buy these...

[funnydude307]

guess what im selling wrong again

[linwuzhay]

@funnydude307 lmao he didn't give me a chance

[sheldons7]

Chill out man! That version looks just like his ass! LMAO! I cant stop laughing!

[caroline12ist]

now you see you wont hear triscut make that kind of coversation, but they are crisp i have to give them that, theyre very crispy....... where was a? oh yes, buy jeff goldblum wafers, or dont butuh it i would much it if you did. but lets face it, one get always get what one desires. still thats no reason not to try.. yes yes. LOLOLOL

[LabRat6619]

I thought Jeff had fallen off a cliff in New Zealand and died.

[alienvspredator444]

now I know why people don't like jeff goldblum

[JangoFett07]

@alienvspredator444 People don't like Jeff Goldblum? Where? Bizarro world?

[Ponce1390]

So fucking funny! They got his comma speech down to science.

[killer429]

Lol, I thought this was the funniest of them all :D

[meatspining]

i want a jeff goldblum wafer, but i never get what i desire

[nikolaagov]

I won't buy it just because they have the goldbum name in it and thinking what stories it's go'na have when it comes out the other end

[iselldummysmacks]

This is so Jeff Goldblum

[pikkuadi]

that's not Jeff

[fafinaf]

lame!