Shit Black Moms Say

[TheShaneese23]

omfg thats how my mom be

[JstrawBerri]

My mom actually says some of dat shit.

[danielav123]

Do You Have Sum Mc'donalds Money??

Lmao xD

[mrmartin86]

This is mad funny, but I don't get the McDonald's money. Darn my whiteness, I want to know!

[IEatTacosForDinner]

@mrmartin86 Asking for McDonald's when either A; your Momma don't got money; Or B doesn't feel like driving; results in that question.

[nanababy4lifeXoxox]

its paused on 43 seconds had to pause it right there cause I was crakin the fck up already. I dnt evn know if I should play the rest I might have a heart attack.

[MrRelltv]

Sit yall ass down! lmao

[priscilla4901]

you got some mccdonald's money is like the black mom's national anthem!

[COVYCOCO]

OMG this is my mom right here! lol

[CaramelRebel]

Hilarious!!!! This is so true omfg 

[kcdott0]

Ctfu!

[cheergirlielol]

so true the "mcdonalds money" just like my mom!

[PeanutButter0008]

My mom says most of that xD And im mexican.

[shuge7852]

This is a good one.

[0maya01]

Lmfaooo

[DanimalDandy]

haha call your sorry ass daddy

OMG my mom is white but she says basically that same line.-.

[sawwin]

@DanimalDandy Ha same here!



[Rowanbangbangboom]

Lol , 

[datchick67]

do you got some macdonalds money is the ultimate line that ALL parents use

[STAND4SOMETHINORDIE]

^^^^^ @ this video

[ericskateninja]

its sad cuz its what i have to go threw

[BeautifullyMade01]

kjhkjhkjhkgkhk......@this OMG.....STOP CRYIN BEFORE I GIVE YOU SOMETHIN TO CRY ABOUT

[ChristaBigBaws1]

Do you have some mcdonals money, DO YOU HAVE SOME MACDONLS MONEY ?

AHAHAA

[RackCity98]

Oh hell yeahh thats my mama all the way!!!!!!!!

[314youngd]

lmfao hella true thts wat my mommy be sayin all the time do u have some mcdoanld money i b like no but u do

[cujoraw42]

LMAO I'M AT WORK CRACKIN UP

[itsbrittyandshid]

did u interview my mom so u could do this vid? because i swear, she says ALL of this shit.

[MsRonnieG5]

Lmao!! Too cute and that ain't evn tha half of tha shit we say!!

[babygirl10121240]

this is so true

[iAmTrentStarr]

LMAO AT 1:11 !!

[awesomeness5ful]

My Grandma says this!! Lmaooo.

[MissGrandeko]

This never fails to make me laugh, and its EXACTLY how my mama acts!

[Rawr00000COOKIES]

Is it just me but he played this so well lol

[MzRoyalRoc]

lol yean neva lyin

[ModdyDhoo]

you been following my momma?

[MissMistbloom]

This is bad that I have said these things..All of them as my mother has and we're white. >.>

[adov100]

Getcho ass in there and SIDDOWN

[TheZeph15]

i got mc donalds money my mom still doesnt let me eat mc donalds

[DreamLoLita92]

LMAO at the wig and tight blue jacket

[RhondaL0VE]

watch SHIT BROKE GIRLS SAY

[desii197]

My Mom EXACTALY

[Lannagurl19]

mom?

[MrMerkMode]

LOL MacDonalds

[07eryca]

I say alllllllllllllllllll this to my son this is soooo funny ESPECIALLY the whooping and talking LOL

[Queenmadame]

lol Usually when my mom says have a seat in her calm voice...that's when I get scared. I can handle her yelling but when she uses the calm voice, you know an ass whipping is coming after that.

[LovintheMakeup43]

OMFG THIS IS THE STORY OF MY MOM!! ALL THE LINES IN THIS SHE SAYS LIKE 50 TIMES A DAY!!!!

[JustinBiebersgirl459]

Is it weird that my grandma is white and she says all this shit to all her grandchildren?? LOL

[ItsYoungAmazing]

Lmaooo I Love this Vid Soo True

[stacyuofm]

Lol!

[theyforcedmetosignup]

Im not black, but If I ever have kids this is how I'd raise them so they don't turn out to be little whiny shits

[rororo454523]

This is so true

[darrianneh]

WHEN WE GET IN DIS STORE YALL BETTER NOT TUCH NOTHING LMAO DAT SHYT HAD ME ROLLIN

[krm4231986]

This is spot on!! lol

[MzDanceQueen4Lyfe]

AINT THAT THE TRUTH!!!!

[SweeeetPeaBby]

"McDonald's?! OH , you got some McDonald's money?!" DEAD.!

[SweeeetPeaBby]

THAT WIG !

[ijay2011]

YOU GOT SOME MCDONALDS MONEY?!?!?!

lmaooooooo



[sallymora]

My mom says a lot of this as do I lol........were hispanic hahahah love this!

[keepitmoving101]

do you have some mcdonald's money?

[monkehbitch]

SIT DOWN!

[mileyxjonas]

lmaoooooo TRUE

[getmoneyashley]

I aint black but i say all this stuff to my sisters kids lol

[Beyonca2008]

so so funny!!!!

[BeautifulLady091]

My mom says it all lmao!!! My mom is soo black!!

[jenjasm92]

"Lost ya'll minds!" "Oh you got some MacDonalds money?" My mama says that shit! XD

[Lovershy16]

lol my mom's friend used to always say this to her kids

[Rawr00000COOKIES]

Me; Momma look at this video

Mom; Girl you see me on the damn phone you betta go sit down

Me; Momma can i get the new jordans

Momma; you betta ask yo daddy and better say yes

Thats how my momma be -___- but i still love her :)

[MyVavane]

ironing in the kitchen ? or are you makin pancakes

[YEZwizz]

Why is this such a huge reflective of my mom though ?

[lovelywonder09]

I watch this EVERYDAY

[Ravencat]

@lovelywonder09 I DO TOO!

[fayeandlou]

What kind of kid dont like peanutbutter And jelly? i love me some peanutbutter and jelly!

[fayeandlou]

dont u hate when they try aand hit u on every single word?

[yuuki1204forever]

soooooo accurate to my mom!!!!1 the exact words from her mouth!

[DeahjaniqueCarso]

You Either Gone Stay In Or Out . You Aint Hungry Its Kids In Africa Starving . Call Ya Sorry Ass Daddy And Tell him You Need Some Money For some School Shoes .

[samanthathebrooke]

Macdonalts? lol

[ProfTwittle]

This is how old school black moms are.........I miss it..........there was a lesson or reason why you got told off...........so you know why you got disciplined.

[popingthenew]

my mom

[MzLovable202]

lol... Yeah my mom whoop me like dat...

[Kigaomoihime]

for about 30 seconds I thought I was watching a video of my mom XD

[KuddIeBunny]

THIS SO TRUE OMFG. LOL Its so true its almost scary. You got that shit perfectly...

[paigemarieful]

lol!! soo truee



[domineka123]

thats so my mama

[msjifyournasty]

Boy..... You FUNNY

[shirtsjokkum]

...think my mom should have been black.

[poptart07]

omfg the part about the shoes..xD

[MyJCisKing]

Hilariously true...Macdonalds!

[glamorchick954]

100% true

[tanyatmr]

Hee hee!

[MultiSupercutie]

WAIT... CTFU WHERE IS PT2!?

[enmaxus]

lol



[XBreezyBooX]

this is the best one..

[Swagg409]

@XBreezyBooX I see this happening everyday, by far the most accurate one haha !

[greendagger87]

man one thing the black man fears is the angry black mother

[greendagger87]

there is no such thing as secretly being black either you are bon that way or your not

[IEatTacosForDinner]

@greendagger87 She was raised in the deep South :)

I wasn't meaning to piss nobody off lol.

[person00999]

Its funny cuz my momma say all of that. Sit yo ass down lol!

[OBossette]

Macdonalds lol

Its mcdonalds lmaoo

But really good, I can realate,to this :3

[fayeandlou]

And mi mama always the one to bring up the kids in africa i just reccently found out that they actually live in houses and stuff lol

[fayeandlou]

i swear mi mom has said all of this at least 22 times in mi life time!!!

[Sheenkekebesties]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SanaBabyify]

SAME Thing!

[arielnic4]

Sit yall ass down !!! Lmfao

[Misterexel]

And why he is ironing in the kitchen? LMFAO! XDDD

[Misterexel]

That damn wig man. I don't know why it makes me lmfao so hard. XDDD

[MsDiva2128]

All of this is so true!

[nellybelly123able]

When we get in this store, y'all better not touch nothin!! That was my momma all the way!

[MiajahMarable]

Lmao this is my mom.

[sixteenflow]

This my mom. Oh lord.... And we aren't even black. This should be changed to Shit Moms Say

[slijah24]

ya mama swear she aint got macdonalds money but she go buy a whole bunch of sh** from walmart

[Lovipoo]

mcdonalds money?......

[FlawlessImperfectio1]

Woww. This scary. Its like you know my mom. Lmao.

[babigirlfalife]

damnnnn , dat shit hella funnny haha

[RedLashLive]

love it



[blueeyedsoldier100]

When we get inside this store. Ya'll better Not Touch Nothin! hahahaa

[shonea8819]

letting all my damn cold air out

[maphonesbroken]

shut up before i give you something to cry about!

[SiKKO619]

Is it just me or does his wig look real as hell when he turned around and said "MAC DONALDS?!"

[MsRo43]

lmao!!! why black mamas always tellin us to sit down?

[maximusmech9]

IMMA SLAP THE LACK OFF YA'LL BITCHES

[IEatTacosForDinner]

My Mom is secretly black holy shit.

[greendagger87]

@IEatTacosForDinner no she aint

[EpicMinnie]

oh my god this is my mom. THIS IS my mom.

[D45ist]

That is so sad. My enemies are nicer than this.

[DarlwynHuston]

The most Accurate 1 i've watched so far

[prettyNpurpleAlways]

me & my mom watched this video and starte dying! lmao shes said all this shit to me!! xD

[cheerfreek1]

You missed the best one...."I brought you in this world, I can take you out!" LOL

[wkw4058]

lmfaooooooooo @ dont you see im on the phone? sit ur ass down

[blackwallstreetkid89]

i swear i froze...mental flashbacks....

[DeIoni21]

haha , i know thats right ! gotta prove ya point !

[pandakissy]

cant relate but you do look cute in that wig ;)

[LilLoca100]

LMFAO! True*

[6otswagg]

the dislike bar is how many children have mcdonalds money

[detroit540]

LMMFAO

[WaywardAce]

LOL@doin the dishes with a winter coat on

[MultiLeeC]

My mum is white and says this to me O_O

[Ms1TrueAries13]

@MultiLeeC Are you sure??? lol Just kidding

[SiKKO619]

When we get in the store, you better touch nothin! LOL

[ilovemj3796]

When I was little, and I used to get whooped, my momma always said when she was done, "Stop crying before I give you something to cry about." And the whole time I was thinking, "This bitch is crazy!!!" But, I know understand.........I think i'm addicted to this video.

[ilovemj3796]

I swear to God, I was laughing the entire time. I was watching him, and I was like "Damn, this nigga must know my momma personally. She must've helped him right the whole skit!" Because she always stayed saying the same stuff to me. FLASHBACKS!!! Too funny. Gotta watch it again.....

[AzureC]

This is so true 100% Watching this video remind me of my childhood....lol. Movies??? You got some movie money? You better sit your ass down,and watch a movie on tv. Awww good times.

[ThatGirl2314]

this is so true lol

[Brittany853]

"school shoes" LMAO

[IwanAcleverUtubeName]

FINALLY I good one! My mother use to STAY telling me how grown I wasn't! LOL!

[DACNewsNetwork]

"Yall aint gone be runnin in and out this house!" YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!! Classic

[thatscutesmile]

you sound like Usher

[HayStarks614]

You got some McDonalds money?! Do you have some McDonald's money?! (flashbacks)

[SocailQueen]

@HayStarks614 nice to know i'm not the only one who was CONSTANTLY denied mickeyD's!

[bebemuffin1]

hahaha bit the black out of you LOL but its treu they say that

[lalaluvsmonkeys]

My mom says all of this... and she's white.

[Dessi912]

THATS a big house . lol

[ANDRIALANDERSON]

LOL THIS IS TO FUNNY AND TO DAMN CLOSE TO THE TRUTH!

[brebrebre0]

lol this is funny

[09tangina]

MCDONALDS ?!?!?!

[natfree93]

that little ass wig... lmfao

[cheetahgirlfan32]

LOL 84 people must not have a black mom.

[SphealsFTW]

This sounds like my dad... LOL x)

[kamezor]

Momma when you get a youtube account?

[MsBabiblue]

Lmao. Once my 4 yr old niece ask me to take her to McDonalds and I asked " Do you have McDonalds money?" She said yes and went and took a 20 out her moms purse. Lol

[domsabtch01]

sooo my mom is mexican nd i remember her sayin alll this shit smh

Lmao @ that tight ass blue shirt tho

[XRavenCakesX]

...I'm white and my parents say all this. :/ I'm confused about my race now.

[thatBrittannyGirl]

this is SO FREAKING ACCURATE lmao

[MizzDivineGenius]

Lmao this is me( i am auntie/godmommie) and my sisters lol!

[Rnix9692]

Best video ever! My mom has ALL of that

[xXpandacupcakesXx]

omg 0:33 happened to me all the time when i was a kid! haha i love this c:

[Mooohanna]

love this

[MsMissmocha]

lmfaoooooooooooo omgeeeee im crying that was hilarious!!

[MzMeliBabyyy]

I love your videos!!

[sexylesbians2012]

you just slow lol

[angelcoley17]

ctfu im not even a mom but half of this stuff i say to my nephews nd neices cdfuu

#i got it from my momma

[TriGGerzz1]

I'm waiting till the day i find any black person that has not experienced this with their mom