Funny announcement by an Virgin Blue air crew

[my90tp]

Flew with Virgin Blue twice in 2003 havent used them since, Used QANTAS ever since (Funny that I dont know if it was the weird dunny paper game they played on my virgin blue flight or if it was the crabby flight attendant with an attitude because my mother was disabled on the flight and asked a simple question for a seat belt extension, as the seat belt was long enough but since she cant bend fully due to her back it was either clip it up and be uncomfertable and in pain or have the extension)

[Glaycyer]

@my90tp I agree this old Virgin was cringe-worthy, but give 'em a go now that they've reformed. :)

[TheMartyGallery]

@simifagalilo You "has to improved alot on" your English before you start commenting on someone being unprofessional. Or are you from a "mosty trailer trash" background?

[NJFordPops08005]

see does sound hot... can't resist the Aussie ladies' accent!

[Grinceman]

Loovvee her accent

[MelnDyl2010]

it shouldn't be called virgin australia because we have been fucked in the ass so many times by the USA

[scottpettit1]

@MelnDyl2010 Isn't VB owned by Richard Branson who is a Brit? So what is your concern about the USA?

[MelnDyl2010]

@scottpettit1 Because america has fucked us in the ass so many times

[satojinnthehero]

fap fap fap to her voice

[Borck103]

@simifagalilo I SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK TOO TO EXPRESS MY DISTASTE

[Lostkiwi123]

Again ladies and gentlemen if you have just joined us here at gate lounge number six, we will be boarding by the front and the rear door. If you are seat.... sorry we're not boarding by the front and the rear door, that is just how I usually like it. *awkward silence in lounge*

[rayirvine]

I bet you're a whole lot of fun

[lago4]

she's used to saying "entry by rear door" 'cause she likes anal

[harper9393]

@lago4 exactly what i thought of lawl she likes to be boaded from both LOL

[evenaskmike]

Where's the funny?

[wramssay]

its kuz ozzys like it in the rear door

[dosday]

@WABBITS8 Yes, she did. Brissy is a known nick name for Brisbane.

[WABBITS8]

Flight to Brizzie!? I assume she meant Brisbane!

[jetairteam]

@WABBITS8 also know as Brisvegas ! Brissy is old now...., Google is ur BEST FRIEND ! ;)

[TheMartyGallery]

@jetairteam and also known (mostly by me) as "Brisneyland"

[AdverbAdjective]

I would board her from the front and the rear

[dosday]

The Virgin Blue name was the result of an open competition; it was a play on the predominantly red livery and the Australian slang tradition of calling a red-headed male 'Blue' or 'Bluey'.

[TopZAirborne]

Virgin blue yet the aircraft was red. Makes me wonder.

[wikiwama]

@TopZAirborne It's a play on the Australian slang of 'Bluey,' meaning a red head (hence the red colour). They only had one blue place, but now they're all respraying them to become Virgin Australia :(

[neil1758]

you can tell she is nervous

[VEVeight]

hehehe. she said virgin

[BrAdEnSB666]

someone has a poor sense of humour

[benlyons83]

Yeah um, still waiting for the funny part?

[MultiDetroit69]

Brissy...hooray...

[sunNbass]

damn, i didnt learn the Australian language in school >_<

[Bdiggidy1]

she sounds hot

[MissShell1975]

Cant beat Virgin Blue!!! Opps, now Virgin Australia. Cheaper than qantas n other airlines and the service is just great. I always fly Virgin :)

[Xavygravy]

LOL that was hilarious. LOL LMAO ROFL

[tamks001]

OMG!!!!

[shamusguy82]

News flash to mellow monkey virgin is not a low cost airline anymore. Low cost is jet star and tiger in actual fact virgin blue is on level competition and very close behind Qantas and not to mention better service than QF.

Virgin Blue is intending to and will be the leader in setting an example for other airlines to follow. This airline has proven this through the skytrax awards in consecutive years which us voted by the traveling public...

[Hunt8rJob]

That wasn't funny. I want my 48secs back!

[dosday]

@dlesmond Haha I agree.

See my "Landing to Melbourne" video too. It's a proof!

[dlesmond]

Every single chick that works for Virgin Blue has that exact same voice.

[shumayal7]

@dlesmond

lol

[metroidprime4]

I didn't know Kylie was a air hostess.

[Bharatwaj89]

i want a virgin..... not an aeroplane!

[TheDeepBlueWater]

bless her

[jonahair747]

i pissed my pants on this one..

[alexfair8589]

she sounds hot lol

[DominantSilverback]

@alexfair8589 how can someone sound hot ?? >.>

[TheMellowmonkey]

i hate low cost airlines

[OriginalAtomicSheep]

All virgin blue chicks are blond kristies

[323tiim]

Reverse thrust

[2JAMMY]

@323tiim No mate - full thrust but intermittent :):):) both doors too!

[323tiim]

@2JAMMY Ook :)

[drvrdug]

There was an echo, and bad sound, but if I'm any judge of Character..., if her Mum is Single..... Uhh....I might like,.... NOPE.., I can see the Red Signs, Green Lights..., Nope(!).... I was juss lookin fer a Taxi.... "Gotta-Go"......

[LordFabs]

So again if you are seated row 18 through to 24

should be rows, not row

also is now -> that now is the time to switch off all your mobile phones I'm just used to saying that (eiei.) -> I'm just used to saying that (eiei).

Oh behalf -> On behalf

Brisy -> Brissy

[LordFabs]

So again if you are seated row 18 through to 24

should be rows, not row

[Iris421989]

wow - hilarious...

[varigdc10]

Is this girl speaking English ? No matter what she said, it was beautiful and very sexy, greetings from chicago.

[AusPolitico]

@varigdc10 Lol she dosnt even have a thick accent, you should here the people out where i live, good luck understanding that shit haha :)

[varigdc10]

@AusPolitico  LOL, wow, I still say she's sexy and very cute, my girlfriend talks like that after a few beers, love it, cheers !!!

[idontfkinknow1234]

@varigdc10 Another retarded American that has trouble understanding English.

[22gtrain]

was that lady as hot as she sounds?

[johncoktostone]

@22gtrain are they ever?

[kalxtube]

yeah.. real funny. what a waste of bandwidth....

[clap4makkapakka123]

maybe she ment the front and rear door in a differnt way? ;)

[suzukiholdenman]

kinky

[666alikat]

haha shes used to getting plowed by two dudes at once.

[slideshowmark]

That's my girl !!!!!

[rodstarr2001]

she sounds hot

[mitgolden76]

interesting that they tug it into the gate

[katiebug051497]

y is this so funny- she messed up a little- thts not funny

[MrJamesb83]

about as funny as cancer

[shamrockviolet]

nothing funny at all. WTF?

[NWlikeshopping]

My favorite Virgin Blue announcement was "Ladies and gentlemen and kee-kee, welcome to Brisbane International Airport," in October 2009, when my flight from Sydney to Brisbane landed.

I was just beginning a trip to Oz, and Kee-kee is a travel mascot that I brought with me (my oldest toy from 40 years ago). I'd explained that to the flight attendants, and that announcement was the result.

[ffuuuucccckk]

actually laughing in announcement sounds nice :D

[LyndxD]

ah came back from melbourne. out of all the planes iv been on virgin blue was the best 737

[ahardyau]

The never ending Virgin Blue "humour" has certainly passed its use-by date. Just a stunt to try and hide the fact that they are always late and run so unprofessional. Screaming kids, bogans and "the great unwashed" is not my idea of a good airline.

[Breatherable]

Ahardyau: you have obviously never flown with Tiger or Jetstar.

[frankophille]

I knew that Kylie would be shit on the PA if she ever got the chance.

[faataupati]

this ground crew member obviously made up her version...because the actualy p.a script is different. Im a former guest service agent vb.

[OneInSolidarity]

what was funny about that? :o

[rapastrol]

@OneInSolidarity if you dont have sence of humor, just go away

[fmjsk8er]

@OneInSolidarity

i dunno a wet virgin ??? heheh

[brenoodz]

"Is" in"another reminder..." should be "that"

[Hafesie]

Sounded like Welcome to Gay Lounge

[buddyhawks18]

ive been on this plane, just a week ago

[tracyterry]

pretty red

[seasonedcurlies]

I don't get it...

[lake40]

theres only one door

[alyfuturepilot]

well that shows how much you know, theres actually 4 doors on a 737-700.

[MarkMck1994]

Well in technical ways there is 6 ( Excluding Cargo Doors ) there are 2 Over Wing Emergency Exits :)

[TheodorKK]

FAIL! FAILITY FAIL!! there are 4 exits/doors and 2 cargo doors!

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

@TheodorKK There are six Exits, 2 overwing Exits obviously can't be used for boarding. And the 2 MAIN exits on the port (right) side of the aircraft are used mostly for catering.

[TheodorKK]

so what? its still not one door -_-

[TheodorKK]

because there is 2 rear doors

[TheodorKK]

you said doors should be door

[TheodorKK]

OMFG! you typed!!( In the beginning, where it says "we will be boarding by the front and the rear doors.", "doors" should be "door.") hmm where it says doors should be door! there are 2 rear doors so it should bee doors not door. you said it should be door!!!!!

[TheodorKK]

i know she said doo. but you typed in a different way. you typed DOORS should be DOOR. and she said DOOR not DOORS!!!'

but im finished here

[dosday]

I've made changed to 'doors' and 'reminder'.

Thank you everyone.

[boeingnerd77]

FROM SYDNEY???

anyway DJ always boardes front and rear door

[dosday]

DJ325 MEL-BNE. 2005-11-07.

I made a mistake at first.

Umm if I'm not mistaken, that day it was a bit of shower outside so they used only front door.

[tjf4375]

Is Brisbane often referred to as Brizzy in Australia? I love Australians, they seem so much more chilled out that we are in the UK :)

[Chemeleon86]

yes it is known as brizzy. And us aussies may seem chilled out, thats just skilled laziness.

lol.

[manascaper22]

brizzi, brisvegas, what ever we want haha. thats how chilled we are

[ClarkeSYD]

Brisbane = Brizzy, Brizvegas, The Bris.

Most of our businesses here in Aus can be pretty chill.. Qantas does like to stick to the uniform "Brisbane" but their higher level of business clientele requires they keep a higher level of professionalism..

[deerko]

That is not from the crew thats from the PA.

[KyraPractor]

Hahaha. I'm jus used to saying tt. Tt's funny!!!

[idkmybffjil1123]

how was this supposed to be funny...

[mjneworleans]

Funny? How?

[firealarmtech]

it looks to me like virgin red!

[Gamer0118]

the blue means the pacific

[Vcast0912]

That was so Fucking pointless

[dosday]

At least there is enought point to make you feel like commenting my clip. Not totally pointless after all! :D

[dosday]

oops stupid me, incorrect spelling for enough.

[Vcast0912]

well you got me thier.... :)

[persianprincessacu]

Australians are losers.

[dosday]

Read the script I provide on the side. That should be close enough for you to understand what she says.

[shrimpo13]

u must be stupid if u cant understand her, its english just an australian saying it

[panictactics]

This isn't funny. What's the point of this video? Dumb.

[roflniceone]

what's the point of you existing?

[panictactics]

Good on you geezer

[roflniceone]

like i care what you say..look at the country you're from! ROFL.

[dakin8888]

i read ur version of wat she says and you say she says "relate trade devices" when she really says "electronic devices"

[dosday]

Thank you. I've made change to it.

Actually I have asked some Australian friends of mind about this spot. They said I got it right already. That's why I didn't change it even though I knew it would be fitter to say 'electronic devices.' Perhaps they didn't listen carefully.

[greatwarman]

Haha u don't hear that kind of mistake often XD

[adamkeam]

Oops I Forgot, Virgin Also Own V Australia (Kind Of The Same As Virgin Blue)

[jjwgreen79]

what is the diffrence between virgin and virginblue? just diffrent colors?

[adamkeam]

Virgin Blue Is Owned By Virgin But Flies Only In Australia. You Also Have Virgin Atlantic, Virgin Holidays, Air Asia X, Virgin America And Virgin Nigeria

[EclipseEgo8]

She says turn off all cell phones and "other electronic devices". You may want to fix that in the description.

[sjz88]

I LOVE the Aussie accent.

I'd give anything to sit on a plane to Brizzy right now :/

[leon6266]

lol.they have to lose it b4 joining in

[dosday]

We have a radio station called Virgin Radio (also under Virgin umbralla), but it doesn't seem to me that any of those involved are at all virgin... the DJs and listeners LOL.

[leon6266]

I am wondering why they came up with name '' Virgin'' lol. Do you have to be virgin to travel with them :P and how about staff I guess all FA/ n F crew needs to virgin as well or else they will not be hired

[dosday]

None of my friends can join them then!!!LOL

[leon6266]

Virgin Blue best domestic airline and just today read news that they became number one in Aus

[dosday]

And that contradicts with the rumour that Virgin Blue is crashing.

I don't know which one is most true, but I don't want any of them to quit the business. I even want Tiger to fly from Sydney too so that I can have more choices :D

[citycitizen90210]

Virgin Blue shouldn't paint that ring around the engine. From a distance it looks like the reverse thrust is still on.

[dosday]

Their 50th aircraft is actually blue. And that's the only one complying with their airline name. Haha.

[THElolMister]

Actully in Australia blue is slag for red head and that is why the planes are red. So to b honest they ALL comply with there name!

[bnfgh]

shouldnt the aircraft be coloured in blue lol

[flakemoretribe]

i like virgin blue airlines. and i fly as a passenger on them.

[m3tallih0lic]

ok dosday.. you mixed up alot of what she said.. "please walk about christian" is wrong.. she said "please help out christy" and for the XXXX part you not even colse.. she said "and have it ready to present to her (as you approach the scanning point)"

[carlosmurphy4u]

STUPID?

Your are the fucking idiot... well, we DO have a few idiots over here, how else can I explain obama? WE are FUCKED until we get rid of him!!!

[carlosmurphy4u]

What language was she speaking?

[mezzadakiller]

ENGLISH you idiot. She is Australian. Fucking americans are so stupid

[m3tallih0lic]

hell yeah we are...

[urinemonster]

"Please help out Christy at the scanning point by holding your own boarding pass and have it ready to present to her as you approach the scanning point."

[emiratescrew]

the engine designs look more like as if they are still on reverse.

[larral1123]

Unlikely to go broke

[EugeneXL]

Melbourne Airport?

[vinnieavenue]

Poor Virgin Blue, they are going broke.

[Brac1]

Hope not mate. A lot of people have already gone through that with Ansett.

[SgtSavage166]

I think the "xxxx" part is "be ready to present it to her as you *approach* the scanning point"

[JessicaTarryn]

the delightfully bubbly air-hostess says over the intercom at that 'xxx" bit that you missed - "please have your boarding passes ready as you approach the scanning point" :)

[shizlnit]

question... must you not have had sex to be on the virgin airline crew?

[Stubs26]

I remember one flight where the captain came over the intercom and said "Ok everyone, we are arriving in Perth. The local time is 6: AHHHHHHH.' and he made a load scream. All of the passengers (me included) got really worried. Then he came back over this intercom and said 'I am sorry everyone, the Air-hostess just spilt hot coffee on my lap' That was SO funny

[kuegue]

I remember once landing in Melbourne, the captain welcomed us to Hobart

[stan450z]

good for you

[AreaQNH870]

Yesterday as we were taxiying to the jetway the FA said "Its been your pleasure having us on board today"!. God I laughed.

[chrisb7600]

Brisy=Brisbane

Brisvegas=Brisbane

Brisbanites=people who live in Brisbane

[kiekiwi]

"xxx" = as you approach the

" and all other relate trade devices." seems like "all other electronic devices" to me!

Great video. :)

[adamlavv]

i didnt think that the planes are tugged into the gate , i thought thats only to back them out

[dosday]

The full video includes the period when the aircraft was attached to the gate. If I'm not mistaken, it was to fly to Adelaide.

[Hotasflames99]

I am pretty sure Brisy means Brisbane?

[dosday]

Brissy = The City of Brisbane itself.

Brissie = People who live in Brisbane.

[Scrige]

You might have it the other way around...

[homer090]

regular procedure if the aircraft is parked is parked at the airport overnight, they will then tow it from usually a remote stand onto a terminal gate.

[highrishdancer]

xxxx=as you approach... Also, she says "please help out" not "please walk about"