Vampire Sucks The REVIEW you MUST listen to.

[dirtsleeper714]

Why were ratings disabled? That was amazing!

[dirtsleeper714]

@dirtsleeper714 Not the movie, the review.

[APPLESAUCE50]

This movie killed my family. Their last one killed my friends...

[alittleolder]

I wrote my opinion of this review to you personally on FB!..

[necronomicon009]

Let me ask you a question:

If putting out crappy movies like 'Vampires Suck' causes other people to eat up everything that Hollywood throws at them, which then causes Hollywood to make more crappy movies is that the fault of Hollywood or the consumer?

For instance, over-obsessive Sonic fans buy all the Sonic video games that come out, thus causing SEGA to have low expectations about what makes a great game. Thus, making developers not care so much about creating a great game.

[necronomicon009]

@necronomicon009 Money does corrupt originality in this sense because if people have low expectations about what they spend their money on the people creating entertainment will not care as much to create something of worth. This could thus, destroy the franchise. People will have less faith in spoof movies if directors know they can cash in on something cheaply made.

[SgtM37slayer]

You sure your not a preacher? Cause that was some great preaching.. :) But for real you have a great point. Everyone is entitled to their opinions and there is nothing you can do about it. Unless your crazy and beat their ass.......

[spicypeanut103]

its my job to know things

and its my job to kick your ass XD

[spicypeanut103]

true blood is better then that shit twilight

[Dalekzilla54]

i was just happy twilight was gettin the public beating it deserved

[MsRachelHalpin]

ROFL he said bram stroker XD

[BlackBongo2000]

Dude honestly you are a legend reviewer

[latamatab]

People that enjoy these movies need to have their balls chopped off. protect the future from stupidity. I completely agree Furyyofthefilmfan, these guys need to burn in hell for their piece of shit films. It shows you really care for people for telling them it is a POS.

[number0017]

disney had better joke then vampire suck

[spicypeanut103]

@number0017 if you didnt like the movie tough shit! we dont care if you didnt like the mother fucking jokes you stupid motherfucker

[raves11]

I feel some of the comedy bits could be left out. However I think you just became my favorite film critic for this video.The reason? It's because you are absolutely right, no one has the right to bog someone down cause they're different from them. I also like how you didn't pretend to be a saint and say, you never wanted to kill someone for disagreeing with you. I believe, that this movie had very, very low class humor, but If someone likes that kind of humor, I can't say anything about it.

[YertleDaTurtle]

This is probably your most unique review, and I liked it a lot. another job well done on getting the people talking, fury.

[FilmBookdotCom]

Funny Review. Great channel by the way.

[mou224]

Yeah, as I understood it, the whole point of the video was that any other so called "critic" wold be wrecking this movie back to stone age. But even then a critic just have an opinion (which I heard before that's the reason He is a "Film Fan" rather than a "critic") because everyone has his own points in likings even if the majority of us don't agree with his'. And given the fact that in internet most of us just like to attack at each other it's good to get us step a little on our sane sides.

[tblackjacks1]

I get pissed at others for liking this stuff sometimes because I get pissed that movies like this are made. These two writers only make movies for money, not because they think they are good. They arent screened for critics for one thing. Like Richard Roeper said: "Very rarely does a studio not screen a movie for critics because they think the movie is so good that the critics heads will explode."

[HollowContact]

I'll let them have an opinion, but it doesn't change the fact I think their opinion is stupid.

[moutan1]

whos that brithis man?

[moutan1]

whos that british man

[IeclipticI]

I agree with you Fury, dont listen to the haters. Everyone on the internet feels like they have some huge self entitlement to bash other people on the web. Gets old man.

[Kickylou22]

Thanks Furyofthefilmfan...Im am sharing this if everyone i can think of.

I sorta did the same thing but stopped a while back. To each his own and think its a lesson people need more often!

[aimalkhan123]

Hey fury... i think you would make an excellent spill.com crew member. are you a member of the site ? if i remember correctly i think you said korey from spill.com helped you on something.

[trueghostrider1]

david deluise was on it he made a great fisherman plus he is the king of laughs

[futurefilmsofUSA]

good review fury 

[monkeyonatable]

I feel like a dick now :(

GREAT REVIEW FURY!

[csBob447]

who was the dude dancing?

[BambuProductions]

The best Vampire suck review I've seen so far. The final part made me laugh a lot.

I'm glad It wasn't another guy saying how much it sucks and that he want his time back... Sometimes it feels like all the youtube reviewers say exactly the same! Why having diferent shows then .... I wonder!

I'm so glad I suscribed to your channel.

[GKJusticar55]

I truly enjoyed the show. Good job Fury, that was good thinking.

[YoungZer0]

Lol, i see what you did there, dude. :D

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

Lol @chris stuckmanns dancind hahahah! Great review/rant man

[AzraeltheJackdaw]

I myself hate this movie, and it's fellows, but I don't trash others for liking it either. I do however strongly recommend they skip it.

[frenzy227]

Annelise Van Der Pol is in this movie? What people will do for money.

[spidey2064]

lol. I'm almost speechless over this review. It was so good and of course funny. I for one don't even bother with those movies as Hollywood follows the numbers so I don't want my money supporting these types of films as opposed to better ones.

[ShaneBeacham]

This is the best thing you have ever done Fury. Ever.

[drcoxcentral]

Your girlfriend being unreasonable about Anneliese van der pil, LOL! Hey the girl is hot and talented, what can you do about it, LOL!

[MayerEO]

haha i love how the review suddenly became a PSA at the end

[tony19977]

lmao the end was great XD the whole speach then oh btw vampires suck gets the mark of shame

[PSROFL]

i knew i should stay away from this film right when i knew who it was directed by lol

[Chulachulafaraway]

the best part of the review, was me <3

[Skybaby79]

I have to disagree with you one one point, if only "true film lovers" went to the movies, by necessity, they would have to only put out good films.

Sure 90% of Hollywood would dry up, but is that really a bad thing?

[DotoftheDead]

@Skybaby79 "good" is relative that's the whole point of this video.

[Skybaby79]

@DotoftheDead

I think you get my point

[DotoftheDead]

@Skybaby79 umm what point?

[Skybaby79]

@DotoftheDead

That though relative, there are movies that are so bad they never should have been made, and in the end cost more then the profit they brought in.

no one benefits from that, not even fans.

[DotoftheDead]

@Skybaby79 who is to say they are bad? Uwe Boll is hated on the net but people love his movies. Who is to say what gets made. Who is to say who benefits from what?

[Skybaby79]

@DotoftheDead

You're kidding me right?

[DotoftheDead]

@Skybaby79 nope, your comments tell me you miss the point of the video. who are you to say a movie should never be made because YOU feel its bad. that's exactly what fury is talking about

[Solarcoreg]

I most certainly enjoyed the show :)

Excellently well done, Fury. Thank you once again.

[Skybaby79]

*Smack!!!*

Damn!

[EZRASHUGEREVIEWS]

@Skybaby79 Yeah, those smacks hurt!

[TheRise24]

Fury Is expressing his views.Last time i checked His views are his.He is not forcing his views upon to you guys.Hell I fn love Michael bay and transformers 2 but that does not mean i have bad taste because it's my views.Great review Fury!

[lildevil017m]

He made a good point, but i wish he would have been more efficient about it. All those pointless clips in between really dragged things out. This could have easily been a 2-3 minute video instead of a 10 minute one.

[cb2198]

Dude, you are an insult to film critics everywhere. WHY do you feel the need to defend such a piece of crap, if you don't even like it yourself? Also, the attempts at humor were very awful. They ran on too long and were just corny... try making jokes that are actually based on the movie's plot maybe?

The movie sucks, and if you or anyone else likes it you have bad taste. That's all. "Subjective opinion" does not mean there's no such thing as standards.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@cb2198 just went right over your head huh, its dedicated for people like you. now run along troll, there's opinions that need bashing!

[cb2198]

@FuryoftheFilmFan

Someone's defensive.

Look, I have no grudge against you as a person. But as a movie critic/reviewer, I think you're lame. Defending Vampires Suck shows poor taste in movies, bottom line. And the stuff I said about your corny jokes was an attempt to be helpful... I'll look at some of your other vids and see what I think about them.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@cb2198 look asshole, your "opinion" is the shit I can care less about. who the fuck is you? coming on here telling ME what to do thinking your helping me? That's exactly what I'm talking about in my video, people like you who toss around your opinions as fact, as if people have to conform to YOU so your little existence can seem meaningful. If you paid the fuck attention I wasn't defending Vampires suck from being a bad movie, hence "all over your head" Also, my video is not meant to be funny

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@FuryoftheFilmFan its meant to deliver a message, its a spoof of reviews the same way the movie is spoofing other movies, it's meant to expose people for how they are, personally attacking others for their opinions. Poor taste in movies, who are you to determine I have poor taste in movies? YOU? I don't need your confirmation to enjoy a movie,

[superhuman295]

@FuryoftheFilmFan you dont have poor taste, we love u, man, keep it up, and review the last excorsim why ur at it

[bdpickett]

@FuryoftheFilmFan

Dude, fuck you.

If someone thinks a movie sucks, they can.

If people think people who like the sucky movie are dumb, they can.

If they want to express their opinion to that effect, they can.

I'm sick of this "all opinions are valid" bull. If that's true, then the judgmental people have just as much right to their opinion as the guys they're judging.

Also, your review is okay, but lackluster. If it's meant to be a spoof, it does a good job of not being funny.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@bdpickett you clearly have no idea what I'm saying, do yourself a favor, sit down, then listen again, this time pay attention, open that ignorant little brain of yours and let my deep message enter.

[bdpickett]

@FuryoftheFilmFan Also, all this whining about the guy's opinion of your show just makes you sound like a dick. A good artist takes criticism and uses it.

Don't make a big speech saying, "Let everyone have an opinion," and close with "you people shut up!" It makes you seem like an ass.

[DotoftheDead]

@cb2198 you know what's annoying? when morons start shit with someone and then tell them their being defensive. stupid prick, don't start none and there won't be none, that's what fury is trying to tell you with this video you ignorant prick. Keep your opinions in check, don't go tossing them around and imposing them on others.

[tony19977]

@cb2198 you little flamin faggot this is furry's channel and furys video have the respect to give your so called "constructive criticism" in private message him or email him don't call him out on his own video

[QuickMovieReviews]

@cb2198 He's not defending this movie, he gave it his lowest rating. He's defending people's right to have an opinion.

[bheemabachus]

Thank you my friend. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!­!!!!

[welker831]

If we didnt have Vampires Suck, we'd still have great movies...just not this drek

[VoidedFilms]

there own ideas. I am too have fallen guilty to this at times, but it still remains something I actively guard against. So do have you bring up this subject was a real breath of fresh air and a reminder, it's ok if others liked something you didn't. Did we really need to hear you rip apart a movie we already knew was bad, I suppose not. Anyway, this vid was so funny and had me both thinking and laughing at the same time. And the ending had me laughing till my side hurt. Great review Fury

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@VoidedFilms thanks man, that was the intention of this video, nothing else. 50 people might not get it but the 1 who does makes all the work I put into it worth while.

[VoidedFilms]

Fury, thank you, this was a truly fantastic review that really brought movie reviews back to the people. I love film, so much, it's such a huge part of my life, I've hated what everyone loved 'Inception, Dark Knight' and loved what everyone hated 'House of the Dead, AVPR' and then I've had the same opinion as everyone else. I always love talking and debating with others about films, but it does sadden me when I see how film fans have become so intolerant to those who disagree with those.....

[magicman205]

You know, I need to calm down when it comes to insulting others for liking or disliking a movie. Sure it's only when a movie is so bad (Disaster Movie) or when a movie is so incredibly overrated (That piece of crap Avatar), but I do need to stop insulting others.

Anyway, this review was incredible. I'd definitely give you a thumbs up if the ratings weren't disabled.

[theman1223]

ok then...

[Dreadpirate46]

Such a GREAT review, Fury!!!! A bunch of great cameos, too. I'm definitely in the camp of people who have no interest in seeing the movie, but I also believe if you like the movie, more power to you.

[boomhs1]

Great video man

[Xetorix]

I think my head is gonna explode by the awesomeness of this video. Good job sir, I think that summed it up for me. This is like the other side of the moon or something like that. Nice use of symbolisms and references, they added fun to an otherwise straight-up serious critique. =)

[ZapmanX]

omg ur right ;_; ur sooo right i've seen the evils of my ways.....still not seeing thus movie tho...

[JamesFnQuinn]

Youre such a nice person Fury! I agree that movie preferences are a personal choice about personal tastes. That being said...Ill take your word for it that this movie is awful. I wont be wasting my money or time on it.

[spikeyChampion]

That was a great review with an excellent moral.

[damnthisthin]

*slow clap*

2 thumbs up for Fury.

PS - Technically people do have the right to insult other for their varied tastes. It just qualifies them as douchebags.

[BionTimeWorks]

Very True.

[sarahewright9]

I LOVED "Vampires Suck," and I'm not ashamed to say it. FREEEEDOOOOOMMMM!!!

[ChiefRepublic]

finally someone gets, these movies are aimed at 9-13 year olds.

[Zahinn]

lol

[David170390]

Why'd you disable ratings Fury? I liked your video. (Y)

[lich109]

I wonder if you saw the Escapists Movie Bob who came out last week to directly insult his audience. But what kills is that he used to be really REALLY good,doing research on the different films, directors, and actors. However, now he's just lazy, when he put out his next review, he completely missed the point on why people hated him and just assumed it was because he insulted the movie.

I commend you Fury for not insulting the audience and pointing out even bad movies can have their place.

[sachaput]

Boy, didn't expect that, but you make some good points.  Always enjoy your reviews, even those with which I don't agree.

[soggyt13]

trying too hard,

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@soggyt13 trying too hard with what? helping people understand the current state of film fans? that the internet is filled with negative people that cheer when a movie fails? People that insult others for not liking what they like? This video is filled with examples of the trollish condition we are in. notice I didn't even slap revenue for this video? normally this video would only be found on blip but since I felt the message was so important I put it up here.

[Dreadpirate46]

@soggyt13 You're trying too little.

[soggyt13]

@Dreadpirate46 Well, i like fury and have listened to him for a long time. But i felt this was a little much and he's trying way too hard to be clever and get his point across. I.E. - wife bit, dacing guy, and little vin diesel cartoon dont work for me and make me feel hes trying too hard.

Its my opinion, u have yours i dont wanna start an arguement

[DotoftheDead]

@soggyt13 he;s not trying too hard you're expecting too much that's the point of the video. it's a parody of reviews the same way vampire sucks parodies movies. It's meant to annoy at some points, its meant to be random didn't you hear he even made fun of it when he had Rantee say it makes no sense and his jokes have very little setup. jesus christ you people need to be spoon fed your information get a clue. His clips are full of messages that say waves about people and trolls.

[DotoftheDead]

@DotoftheDead what is even more brilliant is that the video also forces trolls to come out and exposes them for the opinion imposing douchebags that hes talkin about! hahhaha Brilliant!

[Skybaby79]

@DotoftheDead

Read it again kid.

But by the looks of your profile, you're clearly here to make trouble anyway.

[soggyt13]

@DotoftheDead k, well honestly i skipped over that part. from the wife bit through the dancing guy and vin diesel cartoon and british dude its seemed too ridiculous and i skipped it. but after watching it i get the point your trying to tell me, though i disagree that is got too silly and he put too much into it. i know thats the point he wants to make but i didnt like it

[Crimson28]

@soggyt13 You're trying too hard. Like everything else, if you don't like what you're listening too then don't listen it's as simple as that.

[robertreturns]

@Crimson28 yes, but you pay for movies before you see them and know wether you'll like it.

[soggyt13]

@Crimson28 Well, i like fury and have listened to him for a long time. But i felt this was a little much and he's trying way too hard to be clever and get his point across. I.E. - wife bit, dacing guy, and little vin diesel cartoon dont work for me and make me feel hes trying too hard.

Its my opinion, u have yours i dont wanna start an arguement

[civilwarfare101]

You're right people should never be insulted for what they like.

[jin256]

i swear in the beginning, i just said, "yeah"

[matman125]

"It's my job to know these things"

And you know them well! This ten minute review is entertaining than what I'd get from Vampires sucks, but that's just me.

[stranglestrong]

you just blew my fucken mind lol, good review though

[TheSolitaryPoet]

Great, as always. By the way, do you review TV movies?

[rugbylover95]

ah! a spoof review and a spoof reviewer for a spoof film ;) not jk i hate these films but your reviews rock, but 1 thing i have to say fury at the very 1 pop that just took my 10/10 respect for you, to an 9 maybe a 8.5 even, shaycarl is not an attention whore!

[DotoftheDead]

@rugbylover95 Shaytard not an attention whore? The guy pimps out his entire family to the world for views how is that NOT being an attention whore?

[rugbylover95]

@DotoftheDead thats his style of videos, vlogging not attention its just what he does and why people watch it, he just recorded his family life and got big, dosent use them it just what happened, he became famous, he not using them so he becomes big , they were there from the start, he just became famous

[Mikano94]

I completely agree about people being able to express their opinions of a movie without being insulted. But a movie like this is just a big middle finger to anyone who has any appreciation for film.

[ultimatecombat]

great review brotha and thanks for the opinions and hard work you do!

[ultimatecombat]

great review brotha and thanks for the opions and hard work you do!

[QuickMovieReviews]

Really nice work here and thanks for putting that part in with me dancing! I loved the parts with your wife!

[wawern]

lmao sphit

[masticina]

The duo of non fun trying to make fun of one of the lamest vampire movies. Serious for that we have Rifftrax and many many "fanfic" websites. [Fun is that there are quite a few twilight sucks kind of forums with great humor. Hell if the slash fiction is better then the actual movie something is wrong]

[dechha1981]

Earlier today I looked it up on IMDB, noticed the directors were none other than the guys who are murdering the entire Comedy genre, so I decided I'm boycotting it.

Sadly, there are actually some pretty good comedies being made that can be mistaken for Scarey Movie clones because, unlike the Setzler and Frieberg movies, they're actually made by the Wayans brothers. But no one's watching them because Setzller and Frieberg are killing the genre.

IMDB people! Research is your freind.

[BlueSnech]

I wish I could press the like button

[1ockedand1oaded]

i shall watch this movie before watching the last exorcism!

[luisalexander70]

@1ockedand1oaded dont do it

[OrionSyndicate910]

*hands Fury an icepack*

hey man, I hope you're okay after that ass-whipping your wife gave you.

SRSLY, though, a good review.

[SnazzyjazzBro]

Best review Ever. Great job Fury. :-)

[TheBratterz]

I'm pretty new to your youtube channel Fury, I'm really enjoying it!

You bring something pretty unique to the community and I'll definitely be checking out all your future videos :3

[nailo1]

oh i should say the really stupid thing is that they put so much money into promoting it. seriously during adult swim every other commercial was for this movie. honestly they should know that they only have a following of X and won't get much more.

p.s. the best thing is that watching it, i can put enough energy into calculus without losing focus.

[nailo1]

i actually like these movies just something stupid

[Killermike2178]

I loved Rantee singing his Billie Jean parody!

[moviedude1500]

GREAT REVIEW as always!!! Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer need to leave Hollywood right now

[DistantJ]

ROFL

Fury, that was pure gold! I loved every minute! You hit the nail right on the head with the way people are douchebags to each other about movies (remember when you liked Transformers 2?), and I laughed my ass off through the whole thing. Brilliant job! Best Vampires Suck review on the internet.

[bsf95]

Good on you for not just ranting about the movie Fury. Keep up the good work!

[olegros]

Well quality review as always

I'll still probably watch it just for the kicks

Also,While ranting about cheap jokes you add other cheap jokes to your review?

What's the point?

[NoUseForAName06]

@olegros the shitty people who made this movie dont care if you watch it for the "kicks" or because you like it. They just want your money...

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@olegros description box

[olegros]

@FuryoftheFilmFan

Oh I get it :)

[SteampunkCentral]

WTF!?

[luisalexander70]

at least everybody who i know hate this movie

[DistantJ]

@luisalexander70 You don't know enough people.

[raiderfan89ify]

Worst film of the year? more like the worst film in the history of film.

[evilangl]

just in time

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@evilangl my review was up for this movie 2 weeks before it came out on my site. You Tube ALWAYS gets sloppy seconds.

[SavageBroadcast]

Can I ask, Fury, does this thing of 'it may be stupid but people like it' apply to those Allan Quatermain movies with Richard Chamberlain from the 80s?

What do you think of them?

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@SavageBroadcast believe not every movie has to be a masterpiece , some of those movies can be fun. is there a quality difference?, sure, will there be people who expect more and not enjoy the same movies? absolutely. but if you like them don't let anybody tell you you're wrong for that. That's the point of this video.

[SavageBroadcast]

@FuryoftheFilmFan

Great words, man!

I trust in your cinematic wisdom.