Cave Johnson all voice clips

[guyq101]

I swear to god, Mr. Johnson could release an audio tape of him reading the phone book and I would still buy it.

[xArnold99x]

At the beggining:

"Careful at rats..."

Ratman?

Chell's cousin?

[sp00kychin]

PARKEEERRR!!! Oh I so love his voice. So Bossy.

[biomeproductions]

Portal 2 was so fucking awesome.

[dinogirl71]

0:05 keeps out the rats....anybody reconize something about that?

[vidman429]

Dude he looks like freaking Ronald Reagan.

[Shenty117]

I managed to make a happy face on my calculator :D

[tibojones]

3 people made lemonade

[ZeroPlasmaPulse]

"Do not get covered in the repulsion gel?"

*covers self in repulsion gel*

*jumps off of the empire state building*

"Too space!"

[mrmorozov9]

If Valve stops making games, I'm gonna BURN their offices down. With some combustible lemons.

[ShadowVortex1337]

The last is the best! See 10:35 for more info on how Cave Johnson plans to burn your house down :D

[sonicmank]

He sounds like John Maxson, (when Cave's older) from Fallout 1.

[MrInsaneMixer]

06:14 to 06:30

/watch?v=rieZfuqeqwo&feature=r­elated

[SonicAnimelover]

"I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face."

Probably my favorite quote EVER. XD

[sgtguy1]

It makes a smiley face

[Nerd322]

I wanna become a science teacher so I can say the line to my class - Dont get yourself covered in (insert chemical here). I havent completely nailed down what element is but I will tell you this it's a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton.

[Nerd322]

4.02 cave sounds like stewie with the why thing

[Nerd322]

Cave Johnson is greatest character. Ever. I punch his name into a calculator and it makes a smiley face.

[Aztayearth]

8:15 you got a message.( i think)

[IXIArblargIXI]

@Aztayearth

ahhhh shit.

I coulda swore I set steam to offline while I was recording it. Oh well, its quite. Sorry.

[supersnow17]

i SWEAR i heard his voice on a allstate or some kinda car insurance comercial on the radio a month ago

[TheMarkNessMonster]

@supersnow17 Farmer's Insurance

[blahblahoww123]

@supersnow17 yeah, it's the same actor

[NESDragon20]

The 1 dislike must have been the person whose house was burned down with combustible lemons.

[EngineerOfRed]

"Now, if you're part of control group Kepler-7, we implanted a TINY microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull."

[Gabrielvogel]

He should do a crossover in team fortress presenting new guns...

And even a map of aperture with cave johnson as anouncer =D

[fagoteer]

Why do people say they like the first Portal better? They are both great, i personally like Portal 2 better just because of Cave Johnson. Well, that and the great space race....

[ihatenumbers1]

4:34...SPAAAAAACEEE!!!

[meageekygirl]

so much Cave Johnson...makes me want to throw a combustable lemon at someones house.

[torokk21]

Makes me feel better that there are no dislikes.

[IXIArblargIXI]

@torokk21 thats because before they could press the button, cave johnson burned haters houses down, with the lemons.

[ihatenumbers1]

@torokk21 they also had to go fight the mantis men

[LegoMovieMan44]

Cave johnson is very stubborn,

also why is portal 2 rated E10+? THEY SAY CUSS WORDS!

[Tytanized]

@LegoMovieMan44 Mild, mild language during 2 of the chapters. GLaDOS and Wheatley pretty much never swear at all.

[pyrorocker13]

no thumbs up cuz theyre out of order. good quality tho

[IXIArblargIXI]

@pyrorocker13

How do you figure this is out of order? Everything goes in the proper order as by name, Misc, 50's, 70's, 80's. Everything is in order as it appears in game besides the misc, as those play between asbestos spheres.

[pyrorocker13]

@IXIArblargIXI have you ever plaid the game before? these are not in chronological order. Please continue to look foolish trying to fend off negative and correct comments.

[IXIArblargIXI]

@pyrorocker13

No, I have not dressed the game in plaid clothing.

As I stated, they are in proper order by name as they are in the files. I honestly could not get the exact order as they play in game simply because the misc ones play...well randomly. I put them in the proper order of Misc, 50's, 70's, 80's. Chronological by file name and time frame, not as they will play in game perfectly as certain events affect order. If you want to give me an exact order by file name, then I'll remake video.

[iteration2]

@IXIArblargIXI

No, they are quite clearly out of order. He introduces himself over 5 minutes in, and in some cases speeches that appear as a single event in-game are broken up and played out of order here. Example: At 9:49 he begins "the point is...". This follows the lemon rant, because what he says here is the point of the lemon rant. Following this clip, you include the lemon rant. It doesn't really matter but I'm not sure how you're attempting to argue that it's in order.

[IXIArblargIXI]

@iteration2

/nail in forehead

They are in the proper order ALPHABETICALLY BY FILE NAME IN THE NCF. Jesus. Honestly, go extract the contents of the NCF and tell me how many sound files there are, and that you know the exact game chronological order by file name.

[SSVCloud]

Cave Johnson is responsible for the world going to shit in Half-Life, since Aperture testing killed at least two generations-worth of Earth's Best and Brightest.

[Supercoolamazingdude]

artificial intelligence is very close to humans,the only difference is they have urges to test,humans have urges to fuck.

[TigerMeet2142]

haha would be fucked up if your skin wont be teleported xD

[asain101g]

i don't know caroline, what do these people buy? tattered hats, beer, dirt????

we use the best people at apeture science, and you are it! *wow i can't keep a straight face* -love his quotes at 7:04

[xXdEaThSeQuEnCeXx]

@asain101g i thought he said beard dirt XD

[gilzineto]

The end is funny and sad at the same time, but mostly sad...:\

[IXIArblargIXI]

@gilzineto R.I.P. Cave M.F. Johnson.

[NiNtenBricK]

saved the best for last

[pikachu5005]

Can you make a Wheatley one?

[cenacattakproduction]

"A tiny micro-chip, about the size of a postcard"

O.o

[EchoBoomer1987]

"Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-"

[Gaara296]

Is there an MP3 of this?

[IXIArblargIXI]

@Gaara296

You could use fire fox plugins, or certain websites to download it directly from here.

[JeffL1313]

For some reason his voice occasionally sounds like Linkara, not sure why...

[Schlemmerwood]

<3 this - thanks.  MORE please.

[Schlemmerwood]

<3 this - thanks.

[hagamablabla]

"I punched those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."

I want that calculator.

[eakooffire]

@hagamablabla It's eighty-three

[biomeproductions]

@hagamablabla You just made my day.

[RandomProduct]

Gah! Why'd you use the George Bush version of Cave Johnson? The final paintings look so much more appropriate than this one.

[IXIArblargIXI]

@RandomProduct

Well I didn't want to use the one of him and Caroline, and this was the only one I could find in game. Regardless, Cave Mother fucking Johnson, doesn't really matter what he looks like.

[RandomProduct]

@IXIArblargIXI I'm pretty sure this isn't in-game. O_o

Though I guess you're right. It's Cave Johnson we're talking about here. He's the man who's going to burn your house down. With the lemons.

[nerdycub]

"The average human male is 60% water, as far as we care that's a little extravagant"

Oh Cave you card you.

Srsly he was amazing in this game.

[IXIArblargIXI]

No problem. I may soon do Wheatley and GLaDOS as well. Perhaps even the corrupt cores.

[Gaara296]

@IXIArblargIXI

Oh please make a Wheatley one! I love Wheatley! He's hilarious!! :D

[IXIArblargIXI]

@Gaara296

I believe somebody has already done Wheatley :( I could still do GLaDOS but the video would be well over 20 minutes long.

[Gaara296]

@IXIArblargIXI

What's the link to the Wheatley quotes?

[RUBIKSMASTERS]

AWSOME

Thanks for uploading!