NewsBusted 8/21/09

[LPE360]

This series is amazing. Is it the great Eric Peterkaffski who produces this?

[9revolta]

All these skits on presidents, making fun of presidents and all is actually a form of deception and brainwashing in itself. They are mocking Obama, who is leading in a socialist agenda? They are mocking Bush who allegedly ochestrated 911 to kill its own citizens? How in the hell can you joke about serious issues like this? Because they are keeping society in a complacent mindstate, where they actually accept these horrible things. Wake up sheeple, youve been duped....

[nolaplum]

Please get the correct facts on President Castro before you report. The wait for birthday cake was only one hour and thirty-six minutes.

[dosomethinganything]

85% of Americans are happy with their healthcare...but what about the 50 million who don't have it? Global warming, if you believe it or not, does not mean we should continue to trash our planet.

[RDLONG30]

@dosomethinganything COMPROMISE ON A SOLID AND TRUE PRINCIPLE ONLY MAKES YOU A COWARD SELL OUT. COMPROMISE WITH A CRIMINAL IN YOUR HOUSE JUST TELL HIM SHOT MOM BUT LEAVE DAD. YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHING YOU FALL FOR EVERYTHING. COMPROMISE IN THIS CASE EQUALS APPEASER

[JedEkert]

Jodi, your delivery is outstanding. No, I'm not biased because I think you're hot.

It's sad watching our nation dissolve into socialism, thanks for cheering me up every time I come to this site.

[thesherman91]

take A look

[localdude69]

WOOF! WOOF!

[mudpie04]

This reminds me of SNL back when if first started (back when it was creative and funny, not now). This is irreverent, really catches the absurd zeitgeist of the ignorant left, and is sophisticated enough where the unthinking leftists just can't get what its all about

Keep up the great work!

[JVC1234]

seriously, why are you so uptight? and why do you hate so much? like the right isnt just as ignorant as the left. america will never be able to progress as long as you right wing nazis exist, and same with the left wing hippie communists. learn to compromise.

[RexNunc]

Chemtrails over the Capitol Building......nice

[JVC1234]

ok, i havent said anything political. so im not saying anything liberal. and what is my "liberal education" and who gets an A for trying? yea, maybe where you live. and i have a low IQ, gnatsum67 cant even spell sense! sence....lol. they put spellcheck on here for people like you, but i guess even that doesnt do it. why is everyone here so tense anyway. you all need some blunts and to get laid. except you probably dont believe in birth control or abortion, so that would result in a baby lollol

[jtkirkfan2002]

Who reminds you to breath? Between complete idiots like you and the moronic statements made by "educated" people like johnson, the Republican party can't lose!

[JVC1234]

once again, all you have done is called me an idiot without reason. and once again, i have said nothing political. maybe i am a republican. but seriously, the way you all talk is ridiculous. you know the rich snotty asshole on tv shows that your supposed to hate? thats how you people talk. and plus, i know you would all just love to get a taste of glenn becks cockkkkkkkkk. peace bitchez. im gonna go hang with my black friends, smoke some weed, and have premarital sex. deal.

[jtkirkfan2002]

I love how the lib's think that they're the only ones who might have black friends. But if you do go, please stay.

[JVC1234]

ive said it twice already. stop calling me a fucking lib. and i KNOW you dont have any black friends cuz your all so damn white. like SO white. you would own slaves if it was still legal. i dont hate conservatives. i have some conservative values if you must know. but you people disgust me

[jtkirkfan2002]

And you think I know so little about you. You missed me by a mile dude. Most lib's have some conservative values. No one could possibly believe in everything that falls under the "liberal" umbrella. your head would explode.

[JVC1234]

youre 45, dont call me dude. its creepy

[DD826]

Insane people will believe anything and everything.

[gnatsum67]

haha... whatever shithole you town you live in? hahaha jvc nice you dont you make sence?

[naymicah]

Wow...JVC1234! I am so glad that you have chosen to show us your IQ score by resorting to using profanity instead of actual words. I must give you credit though, since you were successful in counting to four for your user name. All those numbers...and in the correct order! I am so proud of you! GOLD STAR!!! Seriously though, I strongly suggest that you go elsewhere to voice your stupid liberal comments because unlike your liberal education system, you won't get an "A" for trying here!

[JVC1234]

i wasnt really looking for a political argument but i see that you are all really easily provoked. youre all rich white assholes, arent you? i think youre all old too. hows life in texas or ohio or whatever shithole you town you live in?

[EmmetsFunny]

JVC1234, I gotta give you credit. After meneltir handed you your ass, you kept right on as if nothing had happened. Proving once again, that ignorance is bliss.

[deadcrow]

JVC,

Nobody said Bush was great. But since you were resorting to tired old liberal argument paths, meneltir was justifiably expecting you to bring up Bush next. Your argument against this is so weak, that you had already resorted to rude personal comments, so we all just naturally expected you to continue making a fool of yourself. Meneltir was just trying to help you, since it is obvious you need help changing your diaper or something.

[JVC1234]

i didnt mention bush nor am i a "kneejerk liberal". i just think this lady is a total cunt. but seriously, if you still tihkn bush was a good president, then everyone knows youre fucking RETARDED. maybe you like him cuz youre a rich white asshole whole enjoyed the tax cuts (for you) while the rest of the nation suffered

[jtkirkfan2002]

The Bush tax cuts removed a large proportion of the working poor from the tax roles completely and shifted a larger burden of the budget onto the top 1% of income earners. Check the IRS numbers.

[exbronco1980]

The Bush tax cuts helped get us in the big economic mess we're in now

[jtkirkfan2002]

So, by your logic, putting more money into the private sector somehow triggered a recession?

I know you don't like Bush, but try to use a little logic in your claims. The Bush tax cuts helped get us out of a smaller recession that began during Clinton's last year in office and was made wose in the aftermath of 9/11. Giving loans to people who didn't qualify (a lib idea) is what caused the mess we're in right now.

[meneltir]

'Drinking the kool-aid' is an allusion to the followers of Jim Jones, who had his cult-members drink cyanide-laced kool aid. . . and has come down as an ironic reference to those who follow-senseless-commands-like­-mindless-lemmings. . . as kneejerk liberals tend to do. Consider the case in point: I-don't-understand-the-referen­ce, so-it must-be-racist. BTW, Jim Jones was white. Please, tell us again how it's all Bush's fault. . .

[JVC1234]

a kool-aid joke? that was low. i thought we had gotten past racism but i guess not. sooooooo i guess its ok to sexist the too, right? hey jodi, dont you know women arent smart enough to do new broadcasts, how about you get off the internet and cook me dinner. you can suck my dick while your at it too! (but really, who would ever want that last part to happen? ew)

[MrNiceHk]

utter shite

[exbronco1980]

i'd hate to live in one of those European socialist countries. those countries that have lower crime rates, a smaller gap between rich and poor people, better healthcare, lower infant mortality rates, the people are healthier, happier, take more vacation and live longer. they're a bunch of idiots

[williamscarlet]

lol name one!

[RaptureAlert]

So when are you moving there?

[Jaycephus01]

Yes, actually they are a bunch of idiots.

Sweden, always held up as the prime example of successful socialism is a case in point. It is not quite the happy Socialist paradise...

Read: "Sweden: Poorer Than You Think"

mises. org/ story/ 955

The study used "fixed prices and purchasing power parity adjusted data," and found that "the median household income in Sweden at the end of the 1990s was the equivalent of $26,800, compared with a median of $39,400 for U.S. households."

[jtkirkfan2002]

"lower crime rates"

Fewer people means less crime.

"a smaller gap between rich and poor"

High taxes will do that. Socialism always strives to bring down the top instead of pulling up the bottom.

"better healthcare"

"Free" isn't "better". Just ask all of the people from those countries who have to come here when their "free" healthcare won't cover them.

"lower infant mortality rates"

Fewer people again.

As for the rest, just talk to people. They'd kill to be here.

[exbronco1980]

places like Germany, the netherlands, France, etc don't just have less crime than us, they have lower percentages too. they don't just have lower infant mortality, they have a lower percentage of IM too. they don't just have cheaper healthcare, they have better healthcare too. someone (i think the world health organization) did a ranking of world healthcare. the US spends the most on healthcare, but in terms of quality it was only 37th, behind costa rica,

[jtkirkfan2002]

They also have a largely homogonous population too, which explains the infant mortality rate.

In smaller words for you: Since the US is made up of a much more diverse ethnic pool, we also fall victim to many more "genetic predispositions". I know I used big words, but look them up if you don't understand any of them.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Cindy Sheehan has been protesting Obama at Martha's Vinyard since he hasn't removed all troops from Iraq. When Bush was in office, reporters showed up to document every minute of her time in Crawford, TX. Now she can't even get arrested let alone media exposure protesting Pin Stripe.

[RaptureAlert]

SO true!

[jtkirkfan2002]

For the first time in 34 years, that's 1975 folks, seniors won't get a cost of living raise in their social security and those who have their medicare drug plan premium deducted will see their checks go down. Lib's used the scare tactic for years that Republicans wanted to take SS away. We have a Democrat president and control of both houses and look who is curtailing SS.

[exbronco1980]

some people just don't deserve healthcare. at least that's what the republicans think

[TheKus]

Then there's the conservatives that think that the government shouldn't provide it since that was not anywhere near it's purpose.

You want healthcare, you get a job and you pay for it, just like everyone else.

Provided the system is imperfect and needs some reform, but a single payer universal healthcare is not reform, it's devastation followed by "We hope this works."

[williamscarlet]

You are so right...so I will be sending you the bill for mine and you can pay it for me cause I deserve it! Thank you for choosing socialism :)

[exbronco1980]

If i made a lot of money (which i don't) i would not mind paying more in taxes so that all americans can have health insurance. i'm not cruel and selfish

[twmtexs]

stop posting and go to work, that is the way we make money

[jtkirkfan2002]

I love how lib's talk about being "generous". It's easy to be generous with other people's money. When you give at least 10% of your income and time to help others, (the biblical standard), then you can call yourself generous. There are plenty of socialist places with failing gov-run healthcare plans to choose from. I'll be generous and buy your ticket.

[williamscarlet]

well get off your butt and find a better paying job...or get two jobs! I want my bills paid you lazy selfish, and cruel person...if you had any human decency you would be working yourself to the bone to pay my bills...and my neighbors bills too...they have alot of kids so I KNOW they need your money.

[Springr1911]

No we just want you to get off your ass and buy your own plan.

[exbronco1980]

maybe someday u will have medical bills so high u'd have to declare bankruptcy. if that ever happens, it'd serve you right

[Springr1911]

That wouldn't happen. Why? because I have health insurance or work out a pay plan with the Doctor/Hospitals. I was out of pocket for for 1 child and payed less then $7,000 out the door. Not to mention medical bills don't affect your credit and we don't have a debtors prison. They can't put leans on your belongings or draft your earnings. This health care bill will destroy the quality of health care, while taxing everybody.

[williamscarlet]

that was a very cruel statement...what happened to your Democrat compassion? You preach "fair" and "kind" but speak "hate" and "no tolerance for the other opinion"...

[jtkirkfan2002]

You deserve the best healthcare available. You don't deserve it for free just like I don't. I have insurance. I worked hard and got a good job with benefits and I am personally tired of my taxes going to give people a free ride who haven't done anything to deserve it.

I think I deserve a better house and a luxury car. Would you support higher taxes so I can have them? Quit putting your hand out and put it to work for yourself.

[willamurray]

I just rated this a 5 and it marked one star...

[3martijns]

If you shoot color film in N. Korea, it comes out black and white - paraphrase from comedian Lewis Black.

[3martijns]

Perhaps 17 out of that 85 think they would be just as happy with single payer - still plenty of kool-aid drinkers out there due to one-sided media propaganda. I have heard and seen the approx. 85% figure multiple places and times.  Very bad era we live in with debt this yr. 4x last.

[exbronco1980]

85% of americans are not happy with the state of healthcare in this country.

[3martijns]

wondering where you get that from - see rasmussen - most accurate - called prez election to a tee

[exbronco1980]

i'll clarify- the percentage of americans happy with the state of healthcare in this country is much less than 85%. what jodi said is not true.

[3martijns]

repeating my question: where do you get that statistic? again: please see rasmussen

[exbronco1980]

i'm looking at the rasmussen main page right now. it says as of august 10th that 32% of americans favor single payer healthcare. i'm not sure where this woman got the 85% figure, but if she was right, then 32% of americans would not favor single payer. also on the rasmussen site it says 46% want healthcare reform now. that was on june 3rd.

[RecceMan90]

Its how they phrase the question!

85% of Americans that have health care INSURANCE (which is approx 90% of all Americans) are satisfied! However 32% of all Americans want to wait in line and have other people pay their bills for them!

[jtkirkfan2002]

85% of Americans are happy with their current health insurance.  That is a widely known statistic.

The number favoring a public option is falling and is now below 50%.

[Badwsky]

"Kool-Aid drinkers" - A reference to the 1978 cult mass-suicide in Jonestown, Guyana. Jim Jones, the leader of the group, convinced his followers to move to Jonestown. Late in the year he then ordered his flock to commit suicide by drinking grape-flavored Kool-Aid laced with potassium cyanide. In what is now commonly called "the Jonestown Massacre"

- Urban Dictionary / go there to get more.

[3martijns]

Right, and kool-aid drinkers going to vote last year may have killed the country - we shall see.

[OnYourMarkItsumo]

wth was that last joke... ~_~

[3martijns]

Some countries eat animals that we consider pets in USA - like dogs.

[OnYourMarkItsumo]

oh it was a food joke? i just didn't understand what she was saying . . . thanks xD . . . and, well i live in hawaii so eating pet-animals is less of a taboo.

[3martijns]

I guess you don't have animal shelters, or is that where people go to shop for meat? LOL

[mykol13v]

Horse meat is eaten in France and Belgium. In pre-Christian times horse meat eating in northern Europe figured prominently in Teutonic religious ceremonies, particularly those associated with the worship of the god Odin. -USDA

[3martijns]

Here we put horse meat in dog food - what does that tell u? haha

[randomglen]

Jodi Miller is beautiful

[mykol13v]

Especially when she Poodle Barks!

[3martijns]

No problem 4 Jodi to get tons of material 4 jokes!

caskets for clunker government - chicago mob doesn't work as well in dc!

watch out 4 curly white poodle hair in yr 'ham'burger!

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[Downie1949]

Why don't you left wing Liberals watch your own Comedy programs? Like CNN, ABC, MSNBC CBS or NBC?? You must admit those news show are funny if they expect the American people to believe them.

[lostcause31]

You say this with Faux news as your headliner?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Why does it upset you so that Fox doesn't take its talking points directly from the White House like CNN, ABC, CBS, et al do?

[exbronco1980]

fox news is bullshit.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Just like Cap and Trade, Universal Healthcare, card check, the porkulus package and every other socialist idea Pin Stripe advocates.

The parrots in the state-run media, ABC, CNN, AP, etc, are the ones full of B.S.

[lostcause31]

Because Faux news takes their talking points and standings from Rush.

[GaiusIuliusTaberna]

people who say "faux news" and aren't 5 years old need to have an extremely late term abortion.

[lostcause31]

Wow that was hilarious great job you could probably send that into newsbusted and it would meet their low standards for humour.

[GaiusIuliusTaberna]

Because you would be the expert of standard-less humor

[lostcause31]

Actually no the people I said you could send the joke into would be is it really this difficult for you to be witty and come with a somewhat decent retort? At the risk of you failing at this another time I'll be done now best of luck at your future internet/thoughtfight failures!

[jtkirkfan2002]

I suppose that explains why Rush complains so often about how Fox reports and the "inside the beltway" stands they take on a lot of issues.

Nice try, but thanks for playing. On second thought, it wasn't a nice try at all. It was as idiotic as most of the crap you lib's come here and regurgitate.

[lostcause31]

It'd really break your heart to know I'm not a lib then ;[.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Calling yourself "progressive" doesn't work here. If you look like a duck...

[lostcause31]

Wouldn't call that nor what I consider my main issues to be it either but NT.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Only lib's use terms like "Faux News". You can call yourself whatever you want, but you're a lib.

[tooltalk]

that North Korean joke is seriously fucked up.

[Jcorp99]

o. i thought it mean kool-aid as in African-Americans like drinking kool-aid. thanks for clearing it up.

[Jcorp99]

was that kool aid comment a racist one? i could be wrong but i think it is and i am not ammused

[branbo45]

No it is not meant to be, it is refering to everyone "Drinking the Kool Aid" which is where everyone fallows obama like sheep

[3martijns]

Maybe since we have a half-black president, nobody is ever allowed to criticize him??

[lostcause31]

yeah noone ever does that.

[3martijns]

Do you believe in Freedom of Speech for ALL?

[lostcause31]

Of course I may hate what people say and bash them to hell and back for it but I would defend your right to say it.

[3martijns]

Thanks..  Honey works better than vinegar, don't you think?

[lostcause31]

It all depends on what you're trying to accomplish.

[3martijns]

Persuade with goodness, or repel with nastiness.

[mykol13v]

Koolaid wasn't a racist joke. Put the card away and at least have a historical perspective before you start drinking it.

Be informed, it's fun and a great way to annoy the Liberals and ComDems. (Communist/Democrats)

[jtkirkfan2002]

"Drinking the Kool Aid" is not a racist comment. Google "Jim Jones Cult" and learn how a cult leader led all of his flock to commit suicide when the government was about to raid them. One of the ways he got them to kill themselves was by drinking poisoned Kool Aid. It became a term for blindly following someone without question.

Criticizing Obama isn't racist.

[ntdude4]

That's it Jodi, bark like a dog

[comptonbrotha]

Damn those wasteful and capitalistic mammoths! It's all their fault the temperautre began to rise after the Ice Age.

[LordAtrocities]

More like caskets for grand parents.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Jodi does it again. Let the socialist meltdown begin!

[legacy6684]

SHE LOVES HERSELF

[Sammerkona]

Dateline 10,000 BC- Global warming will melt all the ice and cause major flooding, creating great massive lakes! The poor Mammoth will become extinct! Gigantic storms will rise from the warming waters. It wil be the end of the world as we know it.

[maharajakal]

i think colbert and jon stewart are funny no more. it was funny when bush was in office but it is time for conservatives to make fun of this liberal government

[jtkirkfan2002]

It does provide volumes of material. Doesn't it?

[chattingcat]

YAY...Awesome as always. Thanks again:)

[Jaimetud]

Coffins for Clunkers! Ha!

[pieceomeat]

Dirty...peoplelike Johnson don't REALLY believe in anything 'normal" or "natural". Notice the snide "birthers" remark. Like having children is not natural. Johnson also subscribed to Newsbusted. They just want to spread their discontent and misery...it'swhat they do...destroy anything American or normal because their are neither. Johnson2007 I am sorry that kids picked on you in school, I think its time to let it go.

[jtkirkfan2002]

"Birther" means those obsessed with Pin Stripe's birth certificate. As if everyone opposed to his plans is part of that group. It's OK, I just figured out what it meant myself.

Funny why it's not OK for them to believe that Pin Stripe isn't a natural born citizen, but it was OK for the fringe on their side to rant about 9/11 being an inside job, or that Bush manufactured the intelligence to invade Iraq.

[3martijns]

U may no BO has spent approx. $mil to hide stuff, or maybe just play games.

[dirtyblondny]

Global warming is from natural causes NOT from man. Can you libs explain the ice age ??? Did prehistoric man cook one too many dinosaurs on the fire pit ??

[jtkirkfan2002]

There is no global warming. The Earth has gotten cooler since 1998, incidentally the year that sunspot and solar flare activity began to reduce.

[911insidejob81]

great videos

[Airave]

Great!

Cute smile, Jodi. :)

[onviant]

One of the best.

[stoicsquirrel]

johnsonb2007 subscribed to newsbusted (1 week ago)

You do nothing but complain about every newsbusted video. Why would you subscribe to the channel?

[pimpdalyrical]

The minimal amount of CO2 produced by man influencing the gloabla environment? A hoax only a leftist Bush hater would fall for.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Why has the Earth cooled since 1998? Is it only a coincidence that the biggest squawkers about global warming are also anti-capitalist radical socialists?

Global warming - It's the sun, stupid!

[pieceomeat]

There are some nutjobs who just can't possibly accept that Global Warming is a hoax and they will cling to it no matter what the data says. One hundred years from now history will expose the Cap and Trade/Global Warming Socilaists...it s about political power and nothing more. Ask them why the temp on Mars increased during the same period....must be all those Martian polluters. Evil martian corporations and oil barons

[ComradeJenny]

Dennis Prager once said: "Some of us worry about a resurgent Islam and its attendant complications for a decayed Western Civilization; some of us worry about global warming. In twenty years' time, one of us will be proved right and the other will look like an idiot."

[pieceomeat]

Yep I suppose you are right...wait...isn't that kind of what I was referring to....Idunno, I can't type well and sometimes I go off on tangents...but yes we will see. peace to you Jenny.

[ComradeJenny]

I was just reinforcing your argument :)

Peace,

Jenny

[pieceomeat]

Thanx the way I ramble and type....sometimes I need reinforcement. =)

[3martijns]

Jihad won't wait 20 days if they can help it. In the 1970s everyone insisted just as much on global cooling!!

[comptonbrotha]

Nice

[safeharbor7]

That was beautiful Jodi, thanks for the fun.

[OldSchoolAmerican]

I agree with Leavon. 5*****

[Leavon]

Too very tragically true and funny at the same time.

[TheVampirella]

Wonder if Michael Vick is one of the investors for the restaurant? He fights em, they fry em.

[shimauma42]

LOL!!!  TheV, you get props for your funny!!

[HailTheSun]

Thank you, Jodi! You always put a smile on my face!

[msb0000]

So funny!

[TheGraham721]

Oh Jodie, you speak directly to my heart, bonnie lass :-)

[wchrisope]

"Woof"

[ka7krz]

Always the BEST.

[CortesZ666]

Always Funny.