Tortoise chases man

[scratchaholiks]

Is he on roids?? aren't they supposed to be slow ?!!!!

[Darazz]

that vehicle looks like a hot female tortoise for him

[lambonastickdead]

should of reversed

[chriscornelladdict]

lol..

[ElfDa]

super cute!

reminds me of how my tortoise loves to chase cats. -3

A therapy tortoise is a brilliant idea! :D

[natomasbuzz]

Is this in Richmond, California?

[00082534]

@natomasbuzz This is in Aptos, California at a place called Dragon Slayers. Dragon Slayers is a facility that offers animal therapy to physically handicapped people.

[hford90]

hahaha this is too cute!

[iLoganC]

I CAN GO GO GO WITH MY HOVERROUND!!!

[rlmckinley]

Every turtle needs a boy.

[slurpwns]

They see me rollin

[randomguyman1999]

isnt that an icky land tortoise :'(

[SkypilotPablo]

A classic race..... "The Turtle and The Chair"

[wow85]

At least he is getting his exercise.

[TheVeefazz]

I like turtles.

[tnlaw2004]

AOTS!

[TheCrimsonification]

Someone over at G4 gots themself a reptile fetish. AOTS!

[crookjonesHD]

AOTS

[WSomms29]

thumbs up if aots sent you

[Broginadubsteppa]

@WSomms29 lol yup

[101mythbusters]

AOTS FIRSTIES

[MultiJfletch]

aots



[AddictedToGames1337]

AOTS

[HEARTLESSnumber9]

This video needs more background windchime.

[InnocenceExperience]

@reiner92 he was joking.

[InnocenceExperience]

did you really need to show the second lap? lol

[eastendthug360]

Fake, tortoise are extinct

[mike67098]

@eastendthug360 Heard of a joke?

[mohaab]

Turtle hermit and master Roshi

[SugarMama9999]

@mohaab lol so true!!

[MRBASSHERTZ]

0:24 help help his chasing me lmfao lol

[okano186]

Sad thing is that turtle will one day be faster than 90% of the American population.

[arashtoop]

it's funny cos the turtle's probably sprinting hha

[Kizillia]

Sexiest video on youtube.

[tommygoogyx]

inb4 RWJ Uploads.

[ryat75]

Cruiser mated with Josef and thus the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles were born..

[ShorteyysProductions]

Never seen a tortoise move so fast :L

[j1mmyizeya]

Some of the comments are just as good as the video xD

[JellowHD]

Some say he's still going.

[XQlus1v3]

Inb4 it cut off and he reversed over it

[DaKurlzz08]

"I am in pursuit!"

[prashnalovesasmi]

that is one fast tortoise ever seen in my life

[texasholdem1]

the tortoise and the chair

[BradJHonn]

What would happen if he stopped?

[GhazwanAlidari]

that turtle must be black cos its running like hell!

[DeletedComment]

I like turtles.

[soundslave]

Tortoise Superleggera!

[kAyLaVaLeNcIa48]

so THIS is how you walk a tortoise.........

[zgladoch]

szybki żółw.kto by pomyślał.:)

[P3T3RJAY]

Mario Kart. 50 Year reunion

[GINOferrari24]

jejeje q pensara la pobre tortugaa????

xD

[MrAngryBeer]

Ha-ha



[JSidhom]

Cruiser should be the name of the guy in the wheelchair. Makes more sense.

[GraffitiMute1]

damn that turtles haulin' ass

[CrankHardleyJr]

Turtle must be like "The Flash" of the Turtle world ! lol ~ CHJ

[hakkujin]

This is exactly like watching nascar.

[bpeterdude316]

@hakkujin nah this is more entertaining than nascar :P

[GMELECTRONICS365]

where is bugs ;)

[silvershadowfang]

HOLY SHIT! LOOK OUT FOR THAT TURTLE!

[OfficialAvijitDas]

damn, no wonder the hare got beat XD

[TheMaddafukka]

I like turtles!

[michaeljohn3212]

Is it just me, or does Josef look a lot like Richard Attenborough (from Jurassic park) here? If so, the turtle might just be confused, thinking Josef reanimated "the cousins."

[BobBX542]

How is the person filming this not cracking up??

[phreshlove]

Most exercise he's gotten in his life.

[spharper05]

Turtles are alot faster than I thought...

[macandease]

I liek turtuhls.

[artur55ify]

that's pretty fast....

[solidkingcobra]

agree with the guy below me.

needs yakety sax.

[Dominitus]

Needs some Yakety Sax.

[widderliify]

I put it to my ''favourites.''

[extazon]

tortoise highway patrol unit

[thejoser]

Guile's theme might go with this but there's only one way to be sure..

[mariomanlite]

It needs some epic chase music



[0BucketMask0]

That is one fast turtle.

[NPsmileyface]

My tortoise does that when she sees your hand, mainly because she wants tortoise pelets, man, she loves dem pelets XD

[Azutoro]

He wants to make love to you.

[rednotes]

you can do it!

[WindyCityNovelties]

Whoa whoa whoa, you gotta slow this down. I can hardly tell what's happening.

[B1gch1l3]

I was in da edge of my seat heart pounding like crazy

[jameslondon22]

Yep.

[lellbelle]

That is the fastest tortoise I have ever seen

[Golding8995]

The tortoise on that rock is staying incredibly stil...



[keywolf23]

Turtles need love too.

[smacktalking]

I'll catch you someday!

[Chipnchips]

VTECH JUST KICKED IN

[greob]

wow that tortoise must be over 20 years old! so big!

[nvle5]

poor turtle he must have been tired... he was good to fast.

[Sarsington]

just remember, slow and steady wins the race...

[hhanonymous]

COME BACK WITH MY SHADE!

[rideintosunset]

Question is

What will he do when he catches it?

[xB1GSP1Nx]

Imagine if this had some epic old school car chase music....some one DO IT!

[alavs97]

i kinda feel sorry for the turle haha :)

[MrCrazyshots]

@alavs97 Its a tortoise

[apple1rule]

7th

[wilsontech1]

That was SOO dramatic!!

[Kirakina1]

Lol epic old man tortoise says "get off mah lawnz!"

[Guiyneshianangel]

rawr!!!! I r big scary (tortoise) dragon!

[DaedP00L]

this is the most intense chase I have ever seen! will the tortoise catch him? if he does, what will happen next?

[e4bannan]

GET OFF MY LAWN!