The Kid From Brooklyn - STAY SINGLE!

[MrTOMASS87]

AMEN TO THAT

[urangelofdeathawaits]

YES SIR!!! This guy is the real deal

[Rauno1983]

Dude go fuck yourself

[detectivereggie]

he said F***IN 23 times in 1 minute and 50 seconds... I think he needs a therapist

[ThePrankcalls101]

Just love this guy. He's absolutely insane, but right on the money

[Hanover334]

OMG this guy needs to go on VENTIME.COM....it's like the site was MADE for him!

[chazncharm]

luv this effin guy - so friggin funny

[Qopel]

The man thinks the truth!

[LydiaCorgi]

um.... im a woman, and im perfectly happy with what my man gives me, hes not that well off, and even if he was worse off id still love him.. soooo... um sorry dislike here =/

[wweguy678]

all girls want is a dude with fuckn cash thumbs upif u agree

[jade7755]

FUNNY I LIKE THIS!!!!!!

[mac8323]

hey guys pls just listen to this guy he,s right, we ve got 6 kids and the only reason i stay here is because of them, i love them so much !!! women show interest in you for the easy life, then it goes down hill fast, at the end of the day its just a sloppy hole and thats the way they think of it, sorry if ive offended anyone, but its what im living with, all the very best to you all, goodluck !!

[passmyremote]

126 people got married.

[MrPlanx]

What are you? Al Bundy's father? Tell us, have you ACTUALLY bought your wife a Mercedes Benz? How about taken her to the finest restaurants? Because you are the same guy who bitched about a $7 check in a restaurant in another one of your videos (you walked out without paying). So what your wife probably wanted was a normal standard of living, which you couldn't provide.

[CaptainSpauIding]

@MrPlanx you don't know much about women, that's for sure.

[MrPlanx]

@CaptainSpauIding - I've dated more women than I can remember, and been happily married for over 20 years.

[CaptainSpauIding]

@MrPlanx same pussy for 20 years ? Uh !

[MrPlanx]

@CaptainSpauIding - oh, I'm sure you get a LOT looking like a hyper-patriotic clown the way you do. Good luck with your visage. LOL Maybe someday a blind leper will take pity on you if you pay her $1000.

[CaptainSpauIding]

@MrPlanx shes on my page, please post your wife and lets compare. Put your mmoney where your mouth is.

[MrPlanx]

@CaptainSpauIding - check your email on YouTube.

[MrPlanx]

@CaptainSpauIding - your loss.

[CaptainSpauIding]

@MrPlanx post her on your page with a picture of her holding a sign that calls me an asshole.

[xphillyskullsx]

this guy is the best

[Floydzkrieg]

So true. "If I was twice the man I could be I'd still be half of what you need."

[larrydh57]

Hey ladies...HE IS AVAILABLE!

[larrydh57]

Love Story part 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9?

[chefshitpiece]

I knew when I was 5 years old that marriage was for retardites. WHy the fuck would you want to get stuck with the same braod for life. Gross

[bobbybittmanrocks]

Mike's better than any marraige counselor out there. Just wish I found this before I got married

[hmfuku12]

So true

[londoncabby1]

Tell it like it is Man.

[DavidHill333]

AND JESUS WEPT

[megstr27]

This guy is a jokester people......lighten up on the hating will ya!

[MegaTomahawk99]

He better have a video about the minority

[rocknopper]

he aint no kid, hes a fucking old shit

[Avalon400]

That is why gays want to get married. So they can hustle the crap out of eachother, just like straight couples.

Young men: Stay single !

[52jxguf]

u fuckin coping the guy from boston pussy

[fnask88]

hahah awsome!

[mrbenjitv]

LOOOOVE

[IDoNotUseFlourToCook]

LMAO !

[smileswg]

Dude, Fred Flintstone, you got old!

[SupaBriMan26]

I love this motherfucker!

[SubconsciousGatherer]

I'd love to hear this guy in a Catholic church's confessional booth.

[megstr27]

@SubconsciousGatherer The priest would most likely need a big bottle of jack to hear all this....lol

[MrSuperOpfer]

the kid is the truth

[shinrichs530]

Thank you.

[ericktwelve]

i'm with you

[RizeMeteor]

you sir, lived a LONG CLUELESS LIFE...

[callofdutypenguins93]

Anybody being a troll and calling this guy a cunt or what have you, he's faking it! He's just fucking around! Sure it's fucking sexist in every way, but are black jokes, Jew jokes, Mexican jokes, or any other racist jokes better than sexist jokes? Come on people!

[nancythetall]

@callofdutypenguins93 Uh, nobody has to make any of those jokes. You'd be surprised there's still plenty of humor in the world without putting people down and making hurtful blanket statements.

[2whombrother]

for a guy who hates women, hes got some tits on him.

[TAD1960]

this fat headed douche bag thinks he knows it all, only thing thats goin for him is that he will be in number 1 spot for Peter Griffins character when they make the movie Family Guy,!!!!!! apart from this the fat mouthy cunt should take a walk over to ground zero put his fat head up his own ass and dissappear, no loss hahahaha take a bit of advice fatso go fuck yerself ya usless muttonheaded cunt hahahha UP THE RA !!!!!!

[ClawCrusher44]

thumbs up if this reminds u of broklyn rage

[thoseuglyamericans]

good stuff

[tabulaerasae82]

a good point , well made. I really thought his head was gonna pop off !

[CeeZeeR90]

i now this old fart i single, i bet he cant even find his own dick

[darkgear6]

BRILLIANT!

[MrK623]

All I want is some chicken chow mein and a fucking egg roll.

[rose106]

I am a woman and this guy is the real deal.

[deadguy718]

@rose106 i agree. Now get back in the kitchen!

[NiCkD4STiCk]

why is he screaming? hahaha

[redzer06]

you fat dickhead, do everyone a massive favour and hang yourself

[r8yourself]

@redzer06 hey dumbass, the guy tells it like it is, and if you dont like it then go fuck yourself. theres always exceptions, of course not every woman is bad. but when he speaks about fucking pakis and all sorts of chinks, hes fucking right! the fuckers come over here by the millions and want their fucking holidays celebrated, they want to speak their language. get the fuck out you dumb arab motherfuckers! this is an english speaking country and by god it should stay that way.

[egates09]

i get what your saying man, but calm down.

[DylanBStringer91]

118 People Are Married!!! XD

[chanman121392]

take it easy b4 u get a heart attack!!!lol , funny stuff though

[nomis101uk]

I wonder if this guy is from NY...

[fightinleeroyjenkins]

Stay single ya stupid bastards!

[nzfresh7]

116 people are married

[LunaRexBand]

Why does he have a toilet seat cover on his head?

[gojuliette]

Hhaaa haa

[Adamo12387]

i was waiting for the stroke

[bptbob]

your all fuckin nuts!!! my o'lady doesn'nt want nothing but to make me and my kids happy and she does it everyday. stop picking up and marring the first pig you see. he is funny but he ain't right.

[cuff1957]

ralph kramden is alive.

[caganb]

the truth hurts

[mayhoo24]

I wasn't aware that this guy was doing impressions of my Grandpa... : (

[franv71]

Hard to find a women who isn't out for the money and materialistic stuff.but word to the wise that won't make you happy.happiness has no price.

[kevinmd1974]

You fuckin said it dude!! I'm surprised that shelf didn't fall in the back with all that yellin man!

[nudergms]

This guys anger is like a quadratic curve, he gradually and steadily gets angrier and angrier

[turdbug]

lol agree HIT IT AND QUIT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey but screwing them 5 times a day isent bad

[rmpbklyn]

haha , yeah good luck with that....

yikes that's good, he won't breed!!!!!

[mac777daddy]

You are so right Kid! Keep up the good work!!!

[SmoothEdward]

Hysterical!!!

[Scarlett4Zanzibar]

Geezus ... this guy needs lithium. He can rant, but the screaming .... someone gag him already!

[sononiz]

oh god thats Great! thanks for the advice hahaha

[hottentots1]

go kid go

[NerfDeathcoil]

Perfect description of women hypergamy. Women instinctively are always looking to "trade up". Nothing will ever be good enough, and one man will never be plenty.

Do not fall for the marriage trap. Society entices you with a woman's surplus reproductive ability to harvest your surplus labor. At least in the past you at least earned the fruits from your labor (kids), and had protection from women who default on their obligations (fault divorce); you no longer have such safety nets. Don't marry.

[scatpack68]

this isn't true, just ask Michelle Duggar.

[magprob]

Agreed. Anything that can bleed for three or four days without dying is too fucking mean for me. The only reason I'm still with my wife is beacuse she is too fucking ugly to find another dumb bastard.

STAY SINGLE!

[AbuOmar]

Shit's true..Todays women want a relationship where it's all about them, what they can get out of it and when things get though it's all on the man.There's still good woman too though.

[wanderings0ul]

you rock, kid! good advice (for men!). Get cash, avoid money hungry bitches

[cantbleevit]

So this is Jackie Gleasons son . Very funny. but I was listening to the song cake she ate and realized exactly why I am never going to marry.

[JB120160]

he probably does this at like 3 am and his neighbors fucking hate him

[lstn74]

Rename this the cocksucker from Brooklyn

[DelicceLawless2]

@lstn74 caught feelings? lol

[flipgood89]

hes exaggerating, but hes on point. How many guys put up with women giving minimal effort in a relationship, yet we still love unconditionally only to have a woman turn around and jump on some other train and then ridicule your efforts and paint you as "inferior" to the new man Women are often more "emotional" but not more loving or caring. Just my experiences. Not an absolute statement. I know I'm not alone. Take it for what its worth from a good dude, here

[jenniferashley99]

ummm this was made in 07...I wonder if this guy had a heart attack. jeez.

[pepp5150]

Sad but true--most women!!! sorry to say,,,, are lieing,, greedy,,, whore's!! I will never get married,,, Peace!!

[waydow89]

ya a good lady is hard to find nowadays...with out those huge tits and ass and makeup theyd be nothing to man but since there made in mans desire they can get away with anything and guys will kill for a womens body...women take advantage.. stupid ass guys u r lol..fuck em and leave em fuck em over n over...but dont marry them u stuppid fucks haha.

[soundwavs1961c]

I do really want to find a rich 99 year old fart to marry! hHAhahhAa

[waydow89]

@soundwavs1961c typical women u r.... thumbs down for u

[Elvisthejack]

lmao!

[Minervo72]

I just partied with the big guy last night outside of Wash DC. He lost 200lbs and is pretty freakin' tall. 6'4" maybe? He sang new York, New York. He sings pretty good actually. He came to a private party of ours. Very good guy.

[RaiderInNY]

I'm praying for a stroke...

[platoonboss]

This guy is the best! Thanks to the Kid from Brooklyn, I'll NEVER get married. I love this guy! He saved me from a life of absolute misery! The Kid from Brooklyn is the MAN!

[satansprick13]

youl l be soon directed by ahfghan s an iraquis.you yelling stupid fatass wanker.if any woman gives thus animal afuck, ill erase her.if even a prostitute fucks with this bastard she isnt human anymore. how many americans think like him .half a million clicks??????????soon youll surrender ,soon you are finished. truth is stronger than lie.the world is tired of usa expolitation ,kidding,arrogance.now you have to stop,change, obey to the real working people:asia and africa

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@satansprick13 ...Go Fuck Yourself SaTanDick. You are about as knowledgable in Truth as my pet turtle. No... i take that back. My pet turtle Toby has more wisdom than you. Your "truth" equals Toby's turds.

Peace, bro.

[TheBornAnnoyed]

@satansprick13 ...Hi Hitler?

[NickTorrance237]

@satansprick13 This guy is just saying what people don't want to say. It's the fuckin' truth, so deal with it. Of course there are always exceptions, but for the majority, this man is right.

[wiggiesouthshore]

@NickTorrance237 i bet his wife wants to fuckin kill him lol

[msnaruminem]

@NickTorrance237 In other words, he's telling it like it is.

[TheBornAnnoyed]

Big Mikey... I love you. You are the funniest man, on the internet. However, I am a woman, from NJ. I do not agree with everything you say. But, you are accurate. Some women are players, takers, users, and heart breakers. Not me though. You wanna get married? Love Ya. Keep Up the Good Dialog. You make me Laugh My Ass Off... always. Peace, bro.

[estringer21]

some people just drink too much....

[MrStonecold69]

DONT LET A HO BECOME A HOUSEWIFE

[scotty3861]

109 people are not single

[seananthony1967]

to the cashistrash. Ill meet you halfway here, its definitely not easy, finding a soul mate is the most difficult thing we face in life, but if people treated that quest with as much dilligence and respect as they did all our great quests I think they can find that. on the other hand some people are just meant to be single, thats true too, and if thats the road that fits you, thats cool, and finally youre right, I have been outta the game for almost 20 years, I have no idea how the game is goin

[TheTruthoverlies]

bloody grand

[gary06492]

Dude, this video is fucking beautiful.....

[ajvf97]

Even before I viewed this video I already chose to remain single. Single life pays! Think about it.

[seananthony1967]

news flash, hes joking. women are people, simple human beings, just like you, some are out for money some arent. third news flash, humans are very instinctive; play games, you get games, just be straight forward and honest, but observant, if you see a player, walk away, if you find a nice person, go for it. worked for me, played the field many many years, now happily married for almost two decades. im the real deal, not sitting with a funny looking black hat yellin at my webcam. good luck

[TheCashistrash]

@seananthony1967 well as you said you been married 2 decades. that is about 20 years. I remember how the world was 20 years ago. It was alot better. People played games back then but it is nowhere near what is going on in todays world. Alot of things have changed. Dating in todays world is a damn joke. I literally have dated dozens of women of all cultures, social economic status, and education. I have not met one yet that takes another persons feelings into account when dating.

[jessixbaby]

@TheCashistrash men treat women like trash and they wonder why women smartened up and started to do the same... its cute..

[toastedwaffle5]

@jessixbaby its cute ahahahhahhaha

[KingMacintosh]

@jessixbaby Haha good, I'd love to see a little bitch put her hands on me. We'll see how that goes. You think that's an excuse for this feminist generation of women, you're wrong. Women today are filthy, plain and simple, and they have no excuses. Even if we knock the shit out of them and send them to the kitchen and to clean the house for another 10 generations, there are know exceptions. Know your place, appreciate the man that busts his balls for you.

[vatoslocos321]

jesus my ears hurt

[Bonsignore4U]

fat slob

[pchav186]

That because man are fucking idiot. There are good woman wants relationship but man think only about money too. Run away from good relationship. I have one in my life. 

[heavenlybeast1]

I agree. Now U need to address fibromyalgia.

[moee654321]

ur fuckin awsome

[acntryboyatheart]

Maybe. But I'm not sure about the sex part.

I just heard a youtube song that sweetly sums up exactly what your saying.. called 'the cake she ate' 

makes me want to get married. again.

[SototallyMaxwell]

He's kind of right...btw is he reading this whole text??lol

[omfg4000]

@SototallyMaxwell nop

[mocus1]

Thank you for that boisterous yet incredibly accurate portrayal of the foibles of marriage......quite informative mate

[Circusmnkee]

He's right. I bought my EX Fiance the best diamond ring I could. She loved it until she talked to her mother. Within a week she was ready to trade it in. I didn't get it back either. The next guy she dated stole it from her LOL!

[SurferRosa79]

@Circusmnkee LMAO!

[TheCashistrash]

@Circusmnkee that is how women are stupid stupid stupid. They find a good man and treat them like shit. Then the same woman finds the ashole that treats them like shit. So sad the bad guy got the ring all at your expense. My advice is next time give the girl a ring you get from the gum ball machine. If she really loves you she will be happy with it. I have stayed single and because of it im rich. LOL fuk women promise them things but dont give them anything. when you get bored dump em.

[Krieger91]

@TheCashistrash Man, isn't that the fucking truth. Instead of buying shit for women.. you buy all of it for yourself. That means: Badass car, all the games, big tv's, movies, fucking everything you want all for yourself.

[mildlyunfazed]

@Circusmnkee what a bitch, u should have cut the sluts head off then fucked the throat cavity

[uky1985]

@Circusmnkee Good for her lol

[FireatWill35]

107 people who watched this vid were women

[equinoxranch]

So fucking true. Women, above all the worthless American woman via feminism has destroyed what was for decades - centuries one of the best.

Best to never get married, instead just get laid occasionally and not give a shit about any woman because, simply stated, they're not worth it, by their own ruthless, evil, money grubbing design.

[Philly21flash]

This is the fuckin best!

And its all true. You dont even have to be married to realize all this.

It happens before marriage nowadays.

[therulerof2ants]

the 106 people were not from brooklyn

[RuggedBrotha]

Can you imagine living downstairs from this guy???? Jesis Craast! Ive watched all 5 ovems videos and my gut fell out. My ass was clinchin my fuckin seat. I have a fuckin headache. And Im outt a Pepto Bismol..

LA is boring compared to these fucks! I lovem all!

I thought Porto Ricanz were loud....

[RuggedBrotha]

Can you imagine living downstairs from this guy???? Jesis Craast! Ive watched all 5 ovems videos and my gut fell out. My ass was clinchin my fuckin seat. I have a fuckin headache. And Im outt a Pepto Bismol..

LA is boring compared to these fucks! I lovem all!

[cuntaroma]

Mike is right. You make 2 million they want 4 million. You make her the queen of England, she wants to screw a guy who owns a sailboat, Stay single you stupid bastards.

[GetReal182]

LMAO all you guys who liked this video are:

A) 30+ and ugly.

B) lonely bastards at home.

C) virgins.

D) too chicken shit to be real with a bitch.

E) or all of the above

[rvz77]

@GetReal182 looks like someones comfortable future is being threatened. haha

[vikingscool]

@GetReal182 also woman don't like men who are disabled as ugly.

[abt7217]

does he start to cry?

[TheIraq4life]

0_0 DUDE your turned fucking red

[HanMan3000]

Or, just find a true woman and be the dominant one in the relationship?

[247xReviews]

his account got suspended. Fucking bullshit

[VES150]

stay sinle

[latorriesmith123]

FB ladies I'm going through so this applies, but if you've got it going on we aiight! BUT, if the shoe fits put it on and lace it up tight!

[TheGiantsfan89]

this guy is great

[ricosuave281]

ain't that Tha Truth. I'ma find myself a sugar mama. holla!

[jeffrielly]

@ricosuave281 "ohh I gotta get me one of those!!!" steve buscemi - big dady

[THEVIPREMIUM]

truth.

[Bzakey3]

Haha, ain't dat the troot?

[liltrucker107]

I would rather JERK OFF!!!!!  LMAO

[TheCashistrash]

@liltrucker107 me too. i also get to spend all my money on myself. IF i want pussy i just rent one. LOL It is alot cheaper to rent a pussy than to marry one. There are also alot of girls that will give their pussy away for free.

[estringer21]

no....

[Rob24643]

He is right woman are all about money,they look for men that are rich and can pass right by you if you have a low income job, even in this economy love is even harder to find woman that want a relationship why because of the greens, such a fucked up world we live in today and over the years its getting worse. Say good bye to love.

[dylan2960]

hee so funny but all true what he say

[littlenickyscarfo]

pick up a fukin single tab ya fukin stingy women hAHAHAH...HES RIGHT...,.,..I STINKIN TAB

[jeffrielly]

I'm sooo glad that I'm 24 and have yet to even find a girlfriend, I'v seen how even my guy friends's girlfriends treat them like shit and then they turn around and say stupid shit like how men get more them women. Yea if that's true then explain to me why we have a draft system in this country in which only men are required by law to sign up for? in other words the law says I have to sign my life away but all these wemon can prance around? now tell me who is realy getting away with more?

[nfldman1976]

On my count he used the word fuck or a variation of it, 28 times in one minute and fifty seconds. Thats impressive.

[Spulpacz]

im looking for cash

[foxgentlemaenner]

ehm... just got up watched this vid... yeh I think I am almost awaken now :X

[GuitarDude5292]

crazy,greasy punkass motherfucker

[pacman812]

YOOO man your the shit thanks pop

[MafiaShogun]

YA BROOKLYN FAG -GO RED SOX-