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  • I love Star Wars, but to hell with remaking anything about it! Instead, take the story from where Return of the Jedi left off, or rather, quite sometime after... We need new heroes and enemies, better fighting scenes, and better acting & dialogue. I think Star Wars is more than overdue for a more serious tone. It should in many ways, rival the feel of LotR, in that I should be able to empathize with the characters and feel their situation. I felt more for Link in Zelda and doesn't even speak.

  • This is why Mr. Lucas is best passing on his legacy to someone else. As he's gotten older, the dialogue has gotten worse and worse (and so have the movies). You might be able to go back and "improve" all the special effects, but you'll never be able to cover the bad acting and cheesy dialogue, George!!

  • Yeah, some of the dialogue in the original trilogy is cheesy, but at least those movies were good...well, Return of the Jedi less so, but still.

  • Yes some of the dialogue was silly, but I really enjoyed Revenge of the Sith. I hope they make a movie about how the Sith was formed. It would be nice to know the history of how the wars began.

  • A lot of the lines in the prequels could make even Meryl Streep quake with fear. Seriously, there is just no "right way" to say a lot of this crap. Everyone's trying their asses off, but the dialogue is just so wooden and useless that it makes the performances bad by default.

  • "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" Really?

    Yoda must have turned to the dark side some time before Empire Strikes back, then, lol: "Do or do not. There is no try."

  • I admit that some of the dialogue is pretty crap and some of the acting is a bit suspect but it's not as bad as this video makes out. Some of these lines are alright. I think it's a great film. Especially towards the end when Dath Vader leads the army into the jedi temple. Quite powerful scenes

  • Harrison Ford said "This is where the fun begins" while flying the Millennium Falcon in ESB.

  • The Force is a bitch, man.

  • 0:40 - Kill him.. kill him now... kill him dead..

    5:23 - 'Only a Sith deals in absolutes' - are you 'absolutely' sure?

    6:28 - Anakin's jump was probably inspired by Obi-Wan's victory over Darth Maul, I wonder if Anakin ever asked his master what would happen if Maul severes his legs before he lands...

    "That will never happen my young apprentice"

    7:08 - I like her Mickey Mouse hairstyle (her hair & outfit is different in every scene)

  • I like the fact too that this vid points out the gross neglect of a mother who is giving birth to two babies who need her to survive...yet because of her heartbreak, she is unwilling to continue living. This is not much of a mother or a human being huh?

  • Why "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil?" What ever happened to make Anakin feel that way? He only betrayed the Jedi to knowingly turn to the "Dark Side" and an unnatural way of life to save Padme. Moments before that betrayal and immediately afterward, he acknowledged that the Jedi way of thinking was a selfless good. It's bad writing.

  • Hayden christensen is pretty bad. He has trouble making even the easiest of lines sound tolerable, so i think the writers had to dumb it down a bit. This movie was awesome though. It was 4 hours of pure entertainment and awesomeness.

  • ''my powers hace doubled since the last time count'' when i was little and watched this for first time i tought he said cunt o.o

  • When the count said "twice the pride, double the fall" it reminds me of a damn gum commercial.

  • Aside from the NOOOOO thing, there's one very odd scene in ROTS that REALLY took me out of the movie that had nothing to do with the piss-awful dialogue or any of the many cringe-worthy moments in the film. It's the scene where Mace is about to kill Palpatine and Anakin runs in, then he inexplicably SLOWS down for no reason. It's pretty hysterical, he's like meehh I'm in a hurry but on second thoughts no I'm not.

  • I dont find any of these bad for other movies maybe when they were talking about how much they love each other but all the rest are purely character driven and perfect for the characters to say And NONE of this is an acting fail. 

  • i think the cheesy dialogue is kind of what made the Star Wars movies so memorable, at least from my childhood... I think what was unacceptable in the new ones and even the old ones, was always the acting... almost as if the actors were straining to take it seriously.

  • lmao anakin has some bad dialogue in this XD My powers have doubled since the last time rofl

  • PS.: the end is just stupid and shows the intellect of the video maker here xD

  • exactly, it is cheesy and thats all there is... maybe sometimes, simply nothing should have been said...

  • kill him. hilarious

  • For my point of view, the nitpicking are bad!

  • Diabologue!

  • haha come on! star wars would be nothing without all these cheesy lines, but i do agree Hayden Christensen is a bad actor

  • No. No, it's because Im SO in LOVE with YOU.

  • the story is much better if you think of it as a comedy and the emperor/palpatine is the main character. The actor playing him is good, and the character is a cool one.

  • i havent seen this film, just the that terrible episode 1, but most of this isnt even that bad at all

  • "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

    From my point of view, a monkey wrote this script with his penis!

    *Rifftrax*

  • its not afwull its just diffrent style of talking

  • This is the only film of the prequels where I actually liked anakin skywalker...you can tell he matured greatly from aotc, and has a more darker tone about him which gradually develops throughout the movie and makes him all the more convincing as darth vader when he finally is turned to the dark side. I think hayden christensen overall did a good job showing the turmoil of emotions that inflicted vader, the two most powerful I might add...love and hate, love for padme and hate for the jedi order

  • when nerds watch it doesn't mean that nerds have write it.

  • @Odor66 The problem with the prequels is that George made them because he had technology and technology alone! As a result of this the films were never properly written or panned out like 4 5 and 6; which George spent time writing. Ian Mcdiarmid, and Ewan McGregor, were the only real good actors in the films. Personally I think if George went back in time and made sure to make a solid story & screenplay then the prequels would be as good as the originals. Or better yet make the unmade sote.

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  • Hayden Christensen did NOT do a good job acting in this movie as well as the second one. Ewan McGregor did a good job. Natalie Portman got really bad lines, so I feel sorry for her. The lightssaber fighting with Ewan & Hayden was good.

  • yeah, english is my second language and yet I chuckle with many of these lines, or just get depressed. I'm watching the whole series again with my GF and I kinda have to turn off my brain and enjoy being a kid again. The worst part is (since we decided to star from I to VI) to promisse her it's a good, envolving, if simple, story of redemption, with some cool badass characters if you see the whole picture (gets better with SOME EU). But pod racing and... *sigh* =\

  • The voice acting in Symphony of the Night was better than this.

  • Did you forget nooooooooooooo

  • i liked the phantom menace but the others one were bad though i really love natalie portman

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  • Twice the pride.. Double the fall.. Quadruple the dullness.

    After all this, it seems quite odd that Vader says this to Obi Wan:

    "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."

    Not exactly the kind of thing you'd say to a guy who turned you into a triple amputee and left you to toast - unless Vader ignited himself by letting out a fart.

  • @DiabolicHeart I would think that Vader believed that HE is now the master of the force since he was a master of it's dark side. Vader knew he could kill Obi Wan in the second showdown.

  • It DID feel awkward...

  • Great upload, reminds me why I never need to watch these films.

    Awful. Depressing they make so much money.

  • I'm glad you mentioned Shattered Glass in the video. I was quite surprised by Christensen's nuanced and clever performance in that one. It kind of served as a "what could have been" if he bothered to utilize that talent again. Sadly, he did this, Jumper, Awake, and Takers. Now he'll be lucky if he can sell cars.

  • "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" -worst line of all time and anybody with a hint of scriptwriting knowledge should know how exceedingly fucking stupid it sounds

    Why not just have him say "The Jedi are evil!" shame on you Lucas

  • Yoda was obviously offended at 5:45 :)

  • "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

    That's a pretty absolute statement you just made Obi-Wan.

  • Why didn't you just post the entire movie? :p

  • Hey, I love one of those lines.... "Good, Anakin, good... kill him" That was some awesome delivery, if it was anyone else saying it the line would have sucked.

  • when dooku knows he has been betrayed by palpatine why doesnt he just tell anakin that the chanecllor is sidious

  • I don't think any actors were to blame. If anyone doubts Hayden's acting abilities they should watch the tv show 'Higher Ground' with him in it. He pulls off whiny/angry kid well and in a couple eps he was really emotional. I think he probably was directed poorly in these movies. Bad direction + poor lines = seemingly poor performance.

  • General Grievous: Army or not, you must realize you are DOOMED!

    Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

  • 1:18

    I thought Anakin was talking to grievous

  • Easy money! ha, well done Lucas... he's a genius businessman.

  • I HATE YOU!!! Oh, hai Mark

  • Don't you just love when Akakin says "I shouldn't have killed him. He was unarmed", and he cut of both of his hands!

  • is it me or can no one here see how fucking shit Hayden Christensen is?? the guy cannot act fullstop he bought everyone down to his level and ruined the whole film!! so shit.

  • Some of these lines are really horrible, but a lot of this is nitpicking. Palpatine was actually quite sinister in this movie, as was General Grievous. And Ewan McGregor did a good job, I thought. There was some pretty awful dialogue in the original trilogy as well.

  • @squamish4244

    I thought Mcdiarmind did a good job as Palpatine. Grievous was kinda a lame villain, I thought. And I thougt Mcgregor did too.

    "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder."

    Would you consider that one of the bad lines from the original trilogy?

  • @AKenjiB Heh yeah. I'm sure you've read how Ford and Fisher threw around George's awful lines for hours until they could come up with the right delivery to pull them off. And I know Mark Hamill takes a lot of crap, but he had to play the difficult role of straight man for the whole series and I thought his acting improved continuously until the climactic throne room showdown.  Not to mention that he was only told of the huge plot twist in Empire the day of shooting (correct me if I'm wrong).

  • @squamish4244

    I heard that he Vader actually said something else during filming of empire strikes back and then Lucas got James Earl Jones to record the new line later and Hamill didn't find out until he saw the premiere. (But i also might be wrong with that)

  • @AKenjiB Actually, here is what I found out: Lucas told Hamill the correct line on the day, but told David Prowse to say, ''Obi Wan killed your father.'' so as to keep it a secret from everyone else. Hamill says that if he had known of the line longer in advance, he believes he would have played the scene differently.

  • @AKenjiB I dont think so because at the end of empire when vader communicates to him through the force he says 'father'

  • @AKenjiB Yeah David Prowse said something else to Mark, and it wasn't until James Earl Jones recorded the line that David and Mark found out the truth iirc.

  • @AKenjiB Yes, the actor of Vader said "Obi Wan killed your father" during the shooting.

  • @AKenjiB nerf herder was awesome!

  • She's dying of a broken heart! AKenjiB (the up loader) is an idiot! You can criticize the dialogue but can't even critique the story line or have some insight? & WTF? Looping Anakin saying, "I hate you" over and over. Fuck man...

  • @whatdafacundo

    Thanks for commenting!

  • @AKenjiB

    I never understood why the "So this is how liberty dies? With thunderous applause" line got so much hate. I agree there is a lot of bad diologue in this movie, but I always thought that line DID have relevance to the actual scene.

  • @Carnage1235 i love that line

  • @AKenjiB the scene by the window 1:13 was Just cringe worthy

  • @AKenjiB I disagree with the part about him being more powerful the idea is that he believed he was more powerful because of what he did. A lot of nitpicking and personal preference but good video. 3.5/5

  • You called Palpatine calling Yoda his little green friend a bad remark? Failure.

  • it should have been called Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of Bad Acting

  • ok this video is cool, but ANY star wars line out of context sounds stupid. It needs to be viewed with the scenes before and after

  • the acting in this was like pulling teeth

  • Ian McDiarid's lines were okay or at least his delivery is nice (he was one of the saving graces in the prequels), and I actually really liked Episode 3 as opposed to the other two, but yes Lucas never quite nailed writing dialouge. Maye that's why we quote the GOOD Star Wars lines so much. We don't want to remember lines like the "romantic" ones or the lines before/during the fight between Obi-Wan and Anakin.

  • Those two should receive the award for least believable screen couple ever. And I'm talking about Padme and Anakin, not The Emperor and Anakin. I also find it incredulous to believe that Padme would lose the will to live (and die because of that) even though she just gave birth to two children. That doesn't speak well for her character as the mother of two of the most important saviors of the galaxy. Basically, Padme was a horrible, stupid person living a facade of happiness.

  • Oh I don't think so! HMPH!!!

  • 1:28 - 1:40 has got to be the worst scene in all history of movie making......

  • You might as well have posted the whole movie

  • Keep repeating Anakin's word "powerful" at 4:29. Does he have rocks in his mouth?!

  • I love at 2:35 how Obi-Wan gets cut off. "Oh, I don't think so. Hnnt!"

  • 'Anakin, I'm afraid' - and still smiling

  • "Army or not, you must realize, you arrrre DOOOMUD!"

    "Oh I don't think so!" (Pooping noise)

  • Well I think it's the bad dialogue that results in the awful acting. I mean it would be kind of hard to say most of those lines and make them sound good.

  • @demonman212

    That's definitley possible. We'll have to get Morgan Freeman and have him say the lines and see how it sounds

  • "Army or not, you must realise, You Awr DOOOMEDEH."

    "Oh I don't think so. HNNG!"

  • Lucas puts the "ass" in embarrassing.

  • "Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?" suddenly sounds like Shakespeare.

  • tbh the originals had equally bad acting as this...

  • @DaEnglishGeeza

    You'd say a classic like this

    -I love you

    -I know

    Was even in the same league as the awful 'sand' speech?

  • @DaEnglishGeeza a fact that is forgotten by many. Wedge in TESB - "Whoa! That got 'im!" Terrible acting.

  • i don't get how hayden chrustensen was nominated for a golden globe now he is acting like this

  • Anakin/Vader's "from my point of view the Jedi are evil", "I HATE YOU" and "NOOOOOOOOOOO" lmao so horrible

  • wow Hayden Christensen needs some 5 hour energy, how cna you sound that boed when your talking to natialie portman?

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  • 'I sense a plot to destroy the jedi' thats gotta be in here.

  • @jtrocks1356

    I guess I missed that one. There are so many bad lines its sometimes easy to forget. XD

  • It is said that good actors can only do so much with a shitty script.

    Apparently mediocre actors can do even less. :\

  • (as polite as possible) You won't get away this time Dooku.

  • 3:34 YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE!

  • You'd think that having a cast made up of talents like Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, and Christopher Lee would mean the Star Wars prequels would put B-Movie acting away. You'd be wrong. Hayden is like some sort of anti-acting force. When he is around people, they automatically start sucking (Portman got hit the hardest with this).

  • @KilldozerRocks

    haha. It certainly is surprising considering how great the cast really is and how piss poor most of the acting is.

    Seriously, though. Natalie Portman was HORRIBLE in this, yet in most of her other work she's great. It's strange.

  • @AKenjiB No, it's not strange. It's George Lucas! He is a great visionary, but he is terrible for directing actors!

  • @KilldozerRocks I won't deny Christensen's pathetic performances here, but have you seen Shattered Glass? He was surprisingly great in that film.

  • @koook160 Finally, someone else who noted that! He did a great job there. It killed me that he didn't manage to do the same here. Maybe this role was just to big for him, or the dialogue was so awkward that he had no idea how to deliver the lines? lol

  • @ScarletKnight1025 I agree. 

  • The whole Anakin Skywalker character was atrocious. None of the actors playing the main character had their heart in their part, and the script seemed as though it were written by fifth-graders, for all three movies.

  • Where does good dialogue exist in the whole Star Wars saga? There are other movies for it! I love it for the lightsaber duels, space battles and epic badass characters. In 18 years, I never expected them to be clever-dialogue movies.

  • "I hate you!" I'm so glad you had that one.

  • "In my point of view the Jedi are evil!" lol

  • you could have just uploaded the whole movie

  • AKenjiB is probably a starving african(-american) filth and watching the only main black character die in the movie broke his/her heart. It wasn't intended really, it was just a natural course of events - blacks are weak and useless so they die first. Next time you try to 'review' a movie that's a part of a larger saga and doesn't stand as a single motion picture think about the whole story. There are no holes in plot and logic, you just don't have a clue about Star Wars universe.

  • @StainFlow

    What? hahaha. First. I'm not black. Second, I don't remember crying about Sam Jackson's death. Third, calm down. It's just a movie. I'm sorry if I offended you by poking fun at Star Wars. hahaha. This comment made my day

  • @AKenjiB Heh, glad to hear it. I mean that you are not black, and that I made your day.

  • @StainFlow No plot holes?

    Have you not seen episodes 4,5, and 6? I can think of at least 3 huge plotholes from this movie alone.

  • @StainFlow You sir are a fucking racist idiot

  • It's not that bad, I mean...yeah, it's bad.

  • i did love ian mcdiarmid in this movie. he's just sooo good and being bad...

  • hahaha 2:35 made me laugh when Obi Wan said "Oh... I don't think so HUHHRHRHNN"

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  • I just saw Attack of the Clones for the first time, and i have to say that was worse by far!

  • @darkuser999

    Well I could have made a video with all the bad dialogue and acting from episode 2, but then the video would have been 140 minutes long.

  • How the fuck was "i can feel your anger makes u stronger" a bad line?

  • "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"

    "What the fuck?!!? So did Darth Maul just before YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM!!!"

  • Meh, every scene with Samuel L Jackson is still epic.

  • @Ninvus2

    Don't get me wrong. Samuel L. Jackson is one of my favorite actors. but here...well "ahh! he is the traitor. Ahh!!!"

  • "PSP?!" That is EXACTLY what I thought.

  • why does everyone sound so bored in this movie??????

  • @tetsouko

    because they did it for the money?

  • Still better acting than The Room.

  • They have been fighting for 20 minutes but it is not before anakin says that he thinks that the jedi are evil before obi-wan realizes that he is lost. Wtf?

  • "I'm overwhelmed master"...bad line, bad acting.

    I love star wars, but when I heard "From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" I almost threw up.

  • I HATE CHOO!!!

  • @arm8200 I ATE CHEW

  • I think it so funny how natile portman just won an oscar....natile is great but not just in star wars

  • Fuck you all. Keep your opinions to yourselves.

  • i love star wars, but i have to say without the amazing music, it wouldve kinda been shitty and unemotional. like in the final battle between anikan and obiwan, the music provides the epicness or everything. the sword fighting is awesome, but the dialogue blows asshole. anakin: FROM MY POINT OF THE VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL. who the fuck says that.

  • @BOBERTOBOY

    Agreed. Thank god for John Williams. that guy is an amazing composer.

  • Obi Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

    Yoda: "Destroy the Sith, we must."

  • Oh yeah because the first three movies had unmatched acting quality. The only two people to make it out of the original star wars movies; Harrison Ford, Lincoln Mercury, and Mark Hamill The Joker. And most people don't even know that.

  • I gotta say Ian McDiarmid as the Senator / Emperor is the only one who really seems to imbue the dialogue with the dignity it deserves by delivering it completely OTT. I wouldn't say he's scary, but he's a fun villain to watch. I especially love the moments when he seems to cream himself whenever he feels the force within Anakin XD. Plus, 3:58 "UUUUUUNNLIMITEEEED POOOOOOWEEEEEER!!!", that was pretty awesome. <8))

  • "No, it's because I'm so madly in love with you. 'So love has blinded you?'"

    "You are doooomed."

    "Anakin. You're breaking my heart."

    A facepalm then, a facepalm now.

  • Why is it that when I see Samual L. Jackson as a Jedi, I see him killing snakes on a plane?

  • Natalie Portman: No Emotion monotone

    Anakin: Wah wah wah

    Natalie Portman: No emotion monotone no emotion I love you (no emotion)

    Anakin: Wah wah wah I love you wah

    Natalie Portman: Monotone Monotone Annie I love you

    Anakin: Wah! wah wah No I love you! wah

    Natalie Portman: monotone

    Anakin: wah

    [George Lucas jerking off in the background to picture of Jar Jar Binks]

  • @ImaginedWriter

    I seriously started cracking up when reading this. This really made my day. Thank you. This should be the highest rated comment. Better writing than any scene in the movie itself.

  • I don't think the Palpatine stuff is that bad. The rest though....wow.

  • I agree all the way, except with the "liberty dies" quote. The line is actually pretty good and drives a strong message. Unless you put it as bad acting. I can agree if you meant the acting was bad.

    Oh, and is the end of the video for humorous effect?

  • @LuthienofOssiriand

    Hey It's a 1 and a half year old video. I was stupid back then and found the end to be funny.

  • @AKenjiB ok, lol. just was unsure weather those were actually lines or just funny, which confused me ;D

  • I get so sick of people bitching about the prequels. The funny thing is that no matter how much people piss and moan about them they still seem to watch them.  I for one enjoyed the prequels, that's right I said I liked them.

  • @watchinginaz

    Well I respect your opinion and I actually thought that Episode 3 was a semi-decent movie, but I'm confused by your comment. "they still seem to watch them." Well of course they watch them. They couldn't bitch if they never watched the movie. That's just stupid.

  • @AKenjiB he meant that they watch it more then once so your comment is stupid

  • @StarWarsUnited123

    Quite stupid. I agree

  • i watched this when i was 10. i thought this was bad when i was 10, i still cringe when i watch this.

  • A lot of this is nitpicking. I'm not going to pretend all the writing is OK because there are plenty of shitty lines, but compared to the first two prequels this movie's dialogue is gold. Except for "Oh I don't think so" I thought McGregor did great in his delivery.

  • You forgot this one

    Palpatine: "I'm appointing you to be my personal representative on the Jedi Council"

    Anakin: "Me...a master...I'm overwhelmed, sir"

    Although it is more of an acting fail...

  • @CrazT729

    Oh I remember that scene. That was a big fail. haha

  • If the dialogue wasn't written by Lucas it would have turned out much better. Lucas admitted he's not much of a screenwriter.

    No kidding.,..

  • What a piss-poor movie.

  • i was about to say that, and the sith lord thing was stupid. but im a geek so i liked this movie, better than the 2 previous ones.

  • The first trilogy was fantastic, second trilogy was just okay (great if your a child...)

    Also I remember when Chancellor Palpatine was introduced in Star Wars I knew he had to be Darth Sidious lol.

  • Lucas onlu uses actors to tell the story,. He doesn't involve them in the sytorytelling or allow them to change the characters. They have no input so they can't change the clunking dialogue. In essence, the talking scenes are only there to get to the action scenes.

  • @declannorton that was the number one reason why the prequels and the originals are so different. the originals were made when Lucas wasn't a "god of sci-fi." But all that power and fame went to his head and no one was brave enough to tell him something was wrong. Too many "yes men."

  • stars wars is an ok movie but most of the films are just there for the story arc and not the dialogue

  • The rest of the 132 minutes were overly-long action sequences.

  • 16 people can't write good dialogue

  • "Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of The Sith Bad Dialogue"

    You mean the whole frigging movie?

  • the love scenes are really excruciatingly bad. it's like they have no clue about what they're saying.

  • Some of these lines are not that bad: Only a sith deals in absolutes was, in my opinion, the best line of the movie and all the prequels. And "my little green friend" could have been bad but Ian McDermat makes it a good line.

  • @merrimac291

    to me, only a sith deals in absolutes doesn't really make sense. Isn't that line kind of an absolute in itself? Plus 5 minutes later, Obi Wan says "CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS EVL!"

  • @AKenjiB It may be characterized as an "absolute" opinion but Obi-Wan said "deals in absolutes". Anakin gave him an ultimatum or a "deal" which is different from a mere opinion.