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  • Aperture Science because they invented the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device!

  • Maybe Black Mesa... That was a joke. Ha-Ha. FAT CHANCE!

  • Black Mesa is an organization of thieves. I'm sorry Half-Life fans. Aperture FTW!

  • @OmyNom Actually I'm pretty neutral.

  • aperture sciences we do what we must because we can!

  • what is black mesa? APERTURE!!

  • @mindziasin Black Mesa was the company in Half-Life (Valve's FIRST game).

  • apetoure sience

    

  • Aperture !

  • APERTURE!!!!

  • BLACK MESA !!!!!

  • Aperture Science all the way!!!

  • i hate black mesa

  • Aperture Science cuz is the best! :3

  • Aperture science, all the way. Cave Johnson: "Black mesa can kiss my-" Caroline: "Sir, the testing?"  I love Portal 2 XD

  • @MrFakelwr It's "Black Mesa can eat my corporate-" "Sir, the testing?"

  • @OmyNom Lol thx :)

  • I vote for black masa

  • @coopobssesive01 vote for your ass

  • I vote for Aperture!

  • Aperture, naturaly. I'm very satisfied with my Aperture brand shower curtain and asbestos insulation.

  • Black Mesa!

  • Im more of a black mesa person but its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ugly and dirty

    and old

    But both black mesa and aperture have an experiment that went CRAZY

  • but gordon went to black mesa.... not aperture. im gonig for black mesa. since i can get a crowbar

  • Apreture... Or GLaDOS will send you turrets..

  • black mesa can eat my ...

  • aperature yeah screw you guys aperature all the way

  • Aperture!

  • APERTURE!!!

  • EDIT6: OVER 150k VIEWS!

  • Aperture.

    Black Mesa has the Gravity Gun,

    but Aperture has a light-weight too!

    With that you can easily carry cubes.

    And i love GLaDOS!

  • Fuck Aperture.

    Black Mesa did it first. Black Mesa did it best.

  • @Leushenko I agree, its bullshit how portal 2 came out and everyone now is loving on it and all of them saying they work there. i use to love aperture when no one hardly knew about it since portal 2 came out, might as well be on black mesa's side

  • @TheDrunkIrishGamer i like both

  • @TheDrunkIrishGamer Hipster

  • @Leushenko poor porson. the cake at the ending to the CUBE you murdered is going to kill you in the sleep there will not be cake. warning results may kill you

  • @Leushenko i like both well im in the runer of aperture but do you think i sould go ahead and blow it up? just saying

  • APERTURE!

  • Aperture science duh :DDD xD

  • Black mesa...NOPE!

  • Maybe Black Mesa? That was a JOKE HAHA! FAT CHANCE!

    Anyway, this cake is great :D

  • BLACK MESA. :DD just cuz Gordon Freeman has too much class to work at aperture

  • BLACK MESA!

  • fuck all of the aperture bastards... BM was here first bitches. ALSO black mesa beat out aperture financially thats why cave hated them.... fucking valvenoobs.

  • @MrGamerman001 BM exploded. Aperture is some hundred years old by the time of Portal 2. GLaDOS ftw!

  • @Torkoscsongor no black mesa experienced the resonance cascade and then was nuked. learn your half life scene fag. and aperture was beat out financially by black mesa. and the aperture facility malfunctioned. also i dont see people raving over portal 3 as much as they are episode 3... fag. dont reply i wont read it.

  • G-MAN picked Black mesa so i will too!

  • well black mesa has gordon and HEAD HUMPERS and its actually real i went to this website:h t t p : / /black mesa research facility. c o m / no spaces

  • Aperture dosnt have Gordon freeman

    Black Mesa does so my vote is Black Mesa

  • well if you look closely at the electrical items in Half Life 2 you will notice that the Aperture Science logo is on them. Like if you see that too (Y)

  • BLACK MESA

  • Aperture

  • portal

    

  • black mesa por que aperture tiene esa arma tira portales y black mesa tiene muchisimas

  • APERTURE MAKE COMBUSTABLE LEMONS THAT BURN HOUSES DOWN!!!! >:D

  • i hate the ppl who vote black mesa so think: Did THEY make combustible lemons?? Hm? Adorable cores? J .K Simmons? Hm?

  • Black Mesa.

  • black mesa win

  • Black Mesa I say, they created so much to expand the universe.

  • black mesa is so suckesh I choose Aperture

  • GladOs rules ok

  • i chose B.L.U, R.E.D & black mesa because they make awsome weapon

  • Wheatley Laboratories! ;D 

  • I like black mesa and aperture science!

  • In realtiy black Mesa is cheap and steal stuff from aprenture and I am still making portal 3 beyond black mesa

  • APERTURE

    Black mesa? we sell them too

  • Well Aperture didnt bring the end of the world so aperture

  • Aperture

  • aperure may have caused the end of their company, but black mesa caused the end of free civilisation...

  • aperture because black mesa fell apart

  • Aperture. nuff' said.

  • Aperture

    

  • Aperture or Black Mesa?

    Wheatley: Black Mesa

    GLaDOS: Aperture

    Chell:

    Space core: SPAAAAAACE

    Gordon Freeman: Aperture

    G-Man: OBAMA!

  • i want a portal gun more than a crowbar -.-

  • Maybe this will give you a hint SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEE

  • aperture,because glaDOS cores are reallllly funny,and the first core of wheatley....(i'm in space....SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEE)

  • Aperture.

  • Aperture science.

  • this is aperture this is aperture APERTURE APERTURE APERTURE APERTURE APERTURE

  • Aperture. Wheatly the simi-retarded behavior core FTW!!!

  • aperture science: we what we must, because, we can. for the good of all of us, expect the ones who are dead! 

  • BLACK MESA!

  • Well, aperture has a homicidal A.I., but it has the portal gun. Black Mesa has zombie aliens, but you get a actual gun. Aperture has cake.

    I'm going with Aperture.

  • I think we can put our differences behind us... For science... You monster.

  • APERTURE SCIENCE FOR THE WIN!!!!:D

  • I choose Black Science.

  • Black mesa all the way

    THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA, FAT CHANCE!

  • Go ahead and leave me.

    I think i prefer to stay inside.

    Mabe you'll find someone else to help you.

    Mabe Black Mesa...

    THAT WAS A JOKE! HAHA, FAT CHANCE!

  • Aperture Science........DUH

  • Aperture Science is better!!!!!! Black Mesa is Shit!!!! 

  • I find this very sad...

    Before Portal. Everyone knew Black Mesa and GORDON FREEMAN.

    Now, almost everyone has flushed Black Mesa down the toilet.

    Im a huge fan of Half-Life and Portal, but please give some credit to Black Mesa.

    Without Black Mesa and Half-Life, we wouldnt have Aperture or Portal.

  • Aperture is best <3

  • APERTURED

  • Aperture for ever!!!!!

  • why am i the only one rooting for black mesa

  • IN DECISIVE. Nah, aperture science.

  • The Combine

    i'm defrent

  • I would totally get the N64 just to finish OoT Because my brother always hogged it so i wasn't even able to get past the deku tr- wait what was i saying?

  • APERTURE!

  • I dunno like em both played both portal 1 ,2 and hl1 and 2

  • APERTURE

    

  • APERTURE

    

  • Half-life: i like Portal

    Portal: Thanks

    Half-life: i was being sarcastic

    Portal: Well, i stole your face

    Half-life: 'facepalm'

  • @GXPhanton How dare you harrass Half-Life like that!?

  • Apeture Science

  • Apeture Science.

  • What the difference between aperture science and black Mesa?

  • @Gentlyjack1 get out.

  • apeture

    

  • Aperture .

  • aperture because they didn't make a big portal to a head crab dimension

  • Rupture Farms!

  • Aperture Science 

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  • i choose the second impossible....the Pillar Of Auttum

  • maybe black Mesa. that was a joke haha fat chance

  • Aperture Science

  • Idk, both..

  • Definitely Aperture Science

  • APERTURE SCIENCE!

    ...

    We do what we must, because we can.

    :3

  • SPAAAAAAAAACE

  • Aperture Science

  • TEAM MESA IS N.1

  • BLACK MESA AND APERTURE SCIENCE MY TWO FAVORITE GAMES :p

  • aperture science

  • Apeture

    

  • I CHOOSE!...SPACE CORE

  • Aperture Science.

  • TEAM APETURE :)

  • I choose uhmm aperture because there were no zombies in portal

  • most black mesa tech was stoen or rushed to defeat their competitors. however black mesa has more trustworthy personel...(note aperture has beter resource management (glados was able to rebuild the completely ruined left un-attened facility in how many minutes to hours? vs black mesa rebuilding from a end of their world senario (wait they didn't) but freeman did save the world while all aperture personal (save for test subjects) died. vote aperture (they have cake)

  • I think with Black Mesa's resources Aperture would shit BM down the drain.

  • aperture quantnum tunelling device plus vga suit plus ( stolen black mesa portal xen technology )plus wheatley plus glados and chell wears it all equals bye bye black mesa wooooooooooohooooooooooooo!

  • black mesa

    

  • Black Mesa

  • everyone died it aperture science so i will choose black mesa because people caught out with there lives freeman,barney,and some other people i forgot about.

  • @thehumor I'm going to go ship that.

  • APETURE WOOOHOOOO BLACK MESA SUCKS

  • Aperture science all the way BLACK MESA SUCKS

  • Aperture science

  • GLaDOS: Maybe Black Mesa? Haha, fat chance.

  • Aperture science FTW

  • Wheatley laboratories FTW

  • ...i got a joke for you all...

    Black Mesa.

  • black mesa: because there portals are way more advanced than the portal at aperture science

    because they teleport you to another universe unlike aperture's portals which only teleport you to tthe other side of a wall or to another room.Plus the gluon gun and tau cannon are way more advanced then anything at aperture science.

  • @is64611 dude aperture is more realistic than black mesa because other dimensions are very complicated but teleporting from one portal to another (in the same dimension) is way more realistic because we do not know if other dimensions exist

  • @is64611 gluon gun was stolen by black mesa

  • Pfff. I choose Weathley Laboratories.

  • LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON­S JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINZ!

    Aperture FORTHEWIN

  • Thanks everyone! Almost at 150k Views!!!

  • @funnythingsinc I hate you.

  • messa!!!!!!!!oh crap

  • aperture, because black mesa stole their shit

  • I chose the impossible.

    I chose Rapture.

  • @AweQuertelySpelt exactly.....big daddys/big sisters/little sisters ftw!!!!

  • Definetly Aperture

    1. They have much funnier staff.

    2. They use more advandced technology

    3. Their Discovery was better, caused less people to die and is possibly the only hope left for earth.

    4. Cave Johnson is cool

    5. GLaDOS is GLaDOS

  • @Kusko25 oh hell na fool GlaDOS is carline

  • @Kusko25 and cave Johnson is rattmans uncle

  • But, don't they both suck and ended up causing hundreds of deaths?

    I think I'll stick with Area 51, at leas they can CONTAIN their aliens.

  • combine beats both

    from the cooles guy alive,

  • apature

  • Aperture science for developing a GLaDOS with neurotoxicgen

  • Black Mesa is better

  • Aperture Science, but also Black Mesa is cool.

  • Black Mesa

    Aperture Science is the one that f*cked up and then sent G-Man to do the same with Black Mesa.

  • Horzine Biotech

  • Fuck Aperture and Black Mesa

    Mann.Co bitches!

  • Go Aperture science! Both of them kill people, but aperture does it with SCIENCE!!!

  • Aperture science ftw

  • Half life is the better game, but aperture science wins easily.

  • Black Mesa. Because Freeman.

  • idk if ya noticed when ya played portal 2

    but in caves johnson's trophy room, aperture science came 2nd in everything.

    Pretty sure to black messa