How To Get Abducted By Aliens

[jackiehouger]

stupid advice...been doing that for years...dont work..if they want you.nothing will stand in their way..

[MrFreerunner247]

if this is true..? goodbye :L

[buffboynick]

Yeah...

Guess thats why 7 different Labs/universities verified that implants removed by Dr Roger Leir from alien abductees contained isotopic ratios, very RARE meteorite samples and appeared to be MANUFACTURED___FACT

Also guess the FBI and ATF thought it would be fun to launch federal investigations in 1979 into the bizarre occurrence of surgical cattle mutilations ruling them "unexplained"__FACT

Internetwizzardify = MORON

Bet you believe in the MYTH of evolution too. HYPOCRITE

[internetwizzardify]

@AnonimouxMike You pretty much summed it up. People want to escape the world around them and themselves and then make up all kinds of alien stuff (+ religions etc). No need to deal with the real world and the real life we are given, we can just fantasize about aliens all our lives. No need to explore the real world of beauty that is right here and live and love in harmony, we can just create wild space alien theories and focus on them and remain unconscious.

[EtaYorius]

What an ass, why would anyone want to be probed in the ass willingly? unless that person is gay.

[buffboynick]

They took me as a child....

The passion runs deep. View my channel for help.

[galti111]

Get a mullet and marry your sister, who's also your uncle?

[Yumega200]

He was obviously giving a tutorial on the sims ^^

[CloneTrooperKieran]

great tutorial X)

[Erika445566]

If an alien abducted me i would punch it in the face. Fuck you very much!

[breaneainn]

Do the aliens do frequent flyer points? I could use a new toaster.

[soldieroffurtune09]

Well the best question is who would want to get abducted by aliens?

[wavepsychic]

I'm always out at night in remote places. Them Aliens had plenty of chances to abduct me and they didn't. Not only that but Alien abductions take place anywhere at anytime.

[shadowkon69]

it worked :)

[HattAttack]

and cows.

[HattAttack]

black people don't get abducted because the aliens are more interested in human beings.

[raggedmoorlander]

@HattAttack Black people don't get abducted? Where did you get that idea? What about Barney Hill? However, I have not heard of racist trash being abduction - so you're probably safe. 

[nathanip1]

@raggedmoorlander Well said!!

[thereisnopluto]

@raggedmoorlander

LOL

[breaneainn]

@HattAttack you're right, they go for dumbass redneck hillbilly motherfuckers. I'd be watching my back if I was you!

[IstandUp713]

why would u want to go in a UFO with all those weird alien unless unless u have a mini gun sniper and a rocket launcher So i can destroy them

[moiriv415]

yea, ill go out in a deserted place all alone, and probably fight a bear. atleast bears are easier to fight than a woman, because i cant hit woman.

[cbryzoe4]

Get yourself abducted Nick and see how long you last telling aliens all about your days in the MOD, you talk all day and say nothing.............and here's the best bit.........mugs pay to hear you!!

[landru2]

I was inducted by Aliens once.

[66portal]

@landru2 whats it like in a ufo?

[landru2]

@66portal First of all the seats are pretty comfy. Unless some really fat abductee is stuck next to you. DAMN! I like the window seats. You get to watch all the UFO nut jobs taking videos of your craft. Funny, even the aliens stop at walmart to pick up those occasional hamsters for in-flight snacks. Hoof-ha!

[66portal]

@landru2 Thats pretty funny !!