Carlos Mencia - Not For The Easily Offended Part 4

[dragoonst1]

Fucking gold :'D

[MissImprobable]

5:52 : planking level :: MEXICAN <3

[IbrainM13]

What 'bout you? Mexico, Panama CHINGUE SU MADRE NO A LA VERGA NO!

[clodge631992]

shit idk who hes tlkn bout haha im only 19 and im white and i still got raised jus like he did haha

[Nekinu]

LOL BAKERSFIELD!

[3TLoverful]

Damn Mencia is the shit! That crazed motherfucker is pure truth! Keep on doing what you do best Mencia :)

[volaris90210]

this is the best part!

[Puppyluv877]

lmao WAT PART OF MEXICO IS PANAMA :DD

[Puppyluv877]

haha hes mom is soo my mom i fuckin swear haha LMAO

ITS TOO RELATEABLE :DD

[DoUWanna007]

@Puppyluv877 mine too...:)

[origonal248]

minute 5:51...carlos mencia invented planking

[bobbygoo9]

hes got a point about the lazy immigrant thing but i mean in todays day and age its not that easy 2 get in anymore

[bobbygoo9]

lmao u get the feeling that he don't like kids

[OakBluff55]

Carlos for Secr of Dept of Education!! He would fix the schools.

[gigit371]

BEFORE YOU DO YOU BETTER CALL THE AMBULANCE BECAUSE THERE"S A DEAD LITTLE FUCKIN MEXICAN ON MY FLOOR

[d59a2d2]

NICARAGUA! 7:19



[imHARLEYQUINNbitch]

VAMOS a BAKERFIELD! XD

[Pixxie676]

oh my goddddd , ahhhh ! this shit is so hilarious!!! i'm salvadorian and i was laughing so fucking hard !!!

[DemonShotKid]

Carlos:Fuck you imma call the police.

Dad:RUN MOTHER FUCKER RUN!!!!!!!

[sakura022496]

its funny cuz they do send people to the wronge place  they dont normally ask they just send them all to mexico racist asses

[ThePedoSmile1]

That microchip isnt a bad idea

[MrLostcause1983]

@ 8:13, He's talking out of his ass, I live in Mexico City and in almost every job you only get a half hour lunchbreak, at some you get an hour but that is rare.

[ShadowVampireFTW]

Lol. My older brother once did that 'Calling the Police' threat to my mom, it was very similar to how Carlos explained it.

[AngelofEnduringLight]

When I was a kid I didn't get away with shit. Not that I didn't try. My mom was just too damn good.

[outlaw77731]

Carlos for president !!! get all the dert da derrrs out of the white house. Tell it like it is brother!!!!

[11alvarezjo]

shit. i remember when i told my mom i was gonna call the cops, i ended up with a purple eye haha

[MrMaxret]

I agree send the savathruchas to mexico and send the mejicanos to el salvador !

[willowwitch3339]

When my son was around 10, he is 24 now, he told his father he was calling the police if he whooped him. His father said- "Good! Get your suitcase packed, I will take you down to the police station, set you up on the captains desk, and punch you in your smart mouth right in front of him. You can go to a foster home and I will get three hots, a cot,and a vacation! Pack it up, lawyerboy!

Well, he took the whooping instead. He is a great young man, no big 'trauma!'

We still call him lawyerboy...

[mofie5]

No yo tengo un stampido

[jcelayla123]

RUN MOTHER FUCKER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMFG SO FUNNY IMA DIE OF LAUGHTER

[krayzeejojo]

Carlos knows what's up! My family didn't believe in child abuse either. You did something incredibly stupid, your ass felt dad's belt. It was that simple!

And BTW, anyone who says that it screws you up for life is damn liar. If you feel like a screw-up, it's either your own fault somehow or your parents didn't whoop your ass enough while growing up. My 2 cents.

[secoamca]

the new to day poll for most border cities say 99% of people living there are wishing to be DRUG DEALERS yes you read it right Drug Dealers they want to be DD no fucking joke

[mariotime87]

i cant evn tel a fuckin joke in this house dads laughing

[Shaktech786]

5:50 planking?

[ItsUnusuallyStrange]

my mom always asks what did you do

[linleighmoe]

"Carlos, do you ever help them?"

"Yes... Every year I send them a map."

[DJAYBABY504]

@hades1313r Sounds like my grandma and I'm twenty-three

[hades1313r]

i am 18 white and my father all ways asked me "What the Fuck did i do?"

He also said go ahead and call the cops because then i can make your ass beating a show.

[camberoniom]

at 7:13, when he says 'mierda', one of my friends translated it before, and they said it means whore xD

[wascar123]

@camberoniom "Puta" is whore! Mierda is Shit..

[chunkymonkey045]

@camberoniom "Mierda" means shit...

[krayzeejojo]

The signs of people running at the border are hilarious by themselves. Even Carlos didn't need to talk about them XD

[VcT]

when i was a little kid i told that i would call the cops my father. He then said:

"I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN JAIL, BUT YOU GONNA LEARN!!!"

Result: I learned.

[losvaguertos]

TERESA A DEAD FUCKING LITTLE MEXICAN IN MY HOUSE!!!!

[sportdrinkfruitpunch]

HAHAHAAA

[tylerspice1997]

RUN MOTHER FUCKER, RUN!

[kohstamojahn]

@tylerspice1997 DAD'S LAUGHING

[Shootingstarmari1]

"Because when I was running oh chinga su madre what the fuck happened oh shit the microchip GO GO GO SAVE YOURSELF, THE MICROCHIP, SAVE YOURSELF

Its funny because the voice was calm the whole time until GO.

[jccollins4]

@TWeisbergPhoto2 your comment makes no sense.

[MedjaiTheWarrior]

EL SALVADOR!! <3 

[SuperBmorton]

i love this show i cant stop watchiing it

[SuperShadowKing666]

45 people are riding the special bus!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TGArthur]

run mutherfu cker! ruuunnn!!!

[danmory23]

There it is bitch!! LMAO 5:58

[junior831califero]

45 dislikes are gay

[monkeyman2221]

stop at 3:18 it scared the shit out om with the guy standing there

[MrEaglesman36]

hahaha love it

[albertc79]

OMG I was laughing so hard I was crying at the bit from 5:35 to 5:55!!!!!!

[ilovegirls69style]

i can see how smart u r carlos

fucking dumbass america is a continent no a country fucker

from 7:45 to 7:57

[Boayer3Productions]

@ilovegirls69style pretty sure U.S.A stands for United States of America. The greatest country in the world!

[BlaineDeschain]

@ilovegirls69style The USA is a country. North America is a continent you fuckwit.

[5jorgelk4life5]

@ilovegirls69style yea idk what continent is just america if u gona point out soemthing n call somone dumb along with it make sure ur correct urself, if u wanted to actually look msart u would of said North america but thta would not have gone with ur point which really isnt a point, U.S.A. the A stands for America which everyone in the world calls the U.S.A. just america and everyone knows what people refer to when they say America so really u made urself look dumb n uneducated.

[TWeisbergPhoto2]

@5jorgelk4life5 While your point is valid, you delivered it in a way that lowered your intelligence. We all know that the 'America' that the 'A' stands for is the continent of North America. Don't call people out on their shit if you plan on doing it in an unintelligent way. That, or learn to troll better, pendajo!

[5jorgelk4life5]

@TWeisbergPhoto2 learn how to troll better yet u try to insult me by calling me a "pendajo" lol atleast spell it right u fucking "pendejo" n i really dont give a rats ass, im not trying to impress anyone, there is no need for me to make a youtube comment sounds super smart either because im just leting him know its a simple fucking way of referring to the United States, which seem prety impossible for him to understand that.

[5jorgelk4life5]

@TWeisbergPhoto2 it is not Carlos fault that he grew up hearing the everyone around him use that a long with a great part of the world, even when they talk about the United State's people the usually just call them Americans, yes i know that not only people from the United States are from the Americas i understood that since they first thought it to me in school its not rocket science, all i was trying to show him its a reference.

[dhomed]

@5jorgelk4life5 Well, actually my friend... several countries in the whole continent have America also in their official names. They are not commonly used but they exist and even though A in USA stands for America, it's "of America" and not "America" alone. I understand popular use has created the reference, but to be correct people should at least be aware of it. Just a friendly comment, peace...

[5jorgelk4life5]

@dhomed lol its but wow what do people dont get? i said i know n understand yalls point all im saying people commonly refer to the USA as just America thats all im saying i already know that USA is not the only one with America on their name i under stand that USA is not the only one from the Americas, ive been knowing that since i was i elementary its nothing new lol, y is everyone still coming at me with these comments as if i didnt know that already lol, well peace yo

[dhomed]

@5jorgelk4life5 Oh ok hehe, I just read your comment but you'd be surprised to see how many people don't actually know that... :P

[00SuperMaria00]

@5jorgelk4life5 So true. I get pissed at the people who think and say that U.S.A is America....Hahaha please, Mexico is part of North America...and then there's South America....And Central America... I especially hate it when racist white people say it...

[5jorgelk4life5]

@00SuperMaria00 lol rite!! im Central "American" lol :P

[2800boy]

So true. I once threatened my dad with calling the cops on him when I was younger....bad idea....resulted in an ass whoppin haha.

[gunslinginnunz69]

@ItheSwick I agree completely

[mEtAlMaNiAc787]

when i was in the office and i saw my dad coming i was yes thank god he's going to get me out of this bull shit but instead turn around to say "WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO"...........it was so not funny.....

[walmartpimp2]

I called the cops on my mom for beating me, they just ignored me and hung up.

[individorig]

* IT SAYS... NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED... THOSE OF YOU LEAVING NEGATIVE COMMENTS, PURELY OUT OF SPITE... PURELY... CAN NOT READ THE TITLE... CASE IN POINT.. YOU R ONLY ADDING JUSTIFICATION TOO CARLO S AND HIS JOKES :) RETARDED BY CHOICE :) NOT BY BIRTH LMAO*

[ghost245353]

0:00-1:26 I remember those days.....

[ghost245353]

@Twiztid5one3 LOL! I'm sorry HAHA

[ramonvazquez56]

hahaah yakima washington :D

[Ninja112294]

i bought a shirt that had one of those signs on it and i wore it too school and my teacher who was hispanic by like 50 or 25% called me a racist

[meliivette]

noo the microchip save you're selves!!! lol

[323pikachu]

i just moved to tijuana recently dont ask why and jumping the fence dsent look easy it looks scary as fuck search lights everywhere and 2 fences....good thing i can still cross though

[oakcliff12341]

My dad nd mom got whipped I did 2 until I turnd 10 bt I believe if I continued 2 get whipped id b a better person I believe in tough love nd y he alwayz hittin da microfone haha

[Zalerinae0491]

I always got spanked when I was a kid. It didn't harm me any I'm not emotionally traumatized or anything. I'd be a worse person if I wasn't spanked. Even in my human development class in college a social worker came in to talk to us and said that spanking is NOT abuse. So there you go all the dumbasses that think it is. I'm gonna spank my kids when I have them.

[TheYoshigirls]

this is so true america would make a bigg ass deal if the parents beat there kids

[TheAnimeStop]

THE MICROCHIIIPP GO GO!

[Sakurashy131]

You know, it's only white kids that need a whopping. All the stuff he said happened to him as a kid, happens to me. Well....it's different when you live in the hood, cause that's how you'll act. That's why you see sluts in schhols from who? PARENTS. Gotta love this guy XDDD

[extremesniper007]

There are better ways to raise children than hitting them, and what Mencia preaches borders upon abuse. Just because he was raised in such a shitty environment doesn't mean he needs to continue the vicious cycle of child beating. There is no such thing as "tough love", and such conservative ideals will get you nowhere.

I'm glad he doesn't have any children.

[BigStev44]

@extremesniper007 It's comedy dipshit

[Wilnaybeth]

@extremesniper007 Funnny you say that you must not have lived it, there is such thing as tough love , I lived it and the people I did too. Teaching a kid abuse is one thing, teaching a kid to behave is another. Please know the difference.

[rattatat7978]

@Wilnaybeth

agreed

[ItheSwick]

@extremesniper007 Did your parents believe that? Because that would certainly explain the brainless, spineless fuckface of a child they raised.

[extremesniper007]

@ItheSwick You seem thoroughly upset, my good sir. Have a cup of Earl Grey - always calms my nerves!

[ItheSwick]

@extremesniper007 How the fuck you even managed to BUY Earl Grey while your dumbass kids screamed bloody murder because you failed to give them the assbeating they need is beyond me, but thanks for the recommendation.

And your leftist ideals are somewhat ironic, given that your name is "extremesniper007"... I smell a troll

[LUVTOTALKLOL]

god i remember when i told my mom i was gonna call the police on her..yea never said that sentence again

[greeneye1994]

so abusive to the microphone stand. haha

[jesusnavarret]

The dads like this, the mom is like this and THE KID IS LIKE THIS...REPRESENTING THE KID GOING BLAZING FAST ON THE STOOL XD I WAS CRACKING UP...

[Nikicism]

The parents should be on the childs side, you dont know how fucking retarded the teachers are

[carlosJV09]

i remeber when i told my mom i was going to call the cops omg the ass whooping i got

[rattatat7978]

@carlosJV09

I told my dad I was gonna call the cops...he picked up the phone and dialed the non emergency number and tossed me the phone. Then when I hung it up we had a "come to Jesus" meeting. lol

[thefugabans]

@carlosJV09 good.

[zlahard]

Creds for the upload, real great!

[1310gamer]

i send them maps !! my grass is getting long!! lmfao!!!

[kyahsere]

my grass is getting long!!!! LMFAOROTFL

[zarbar2]

I'm Pakistani, but my mom has got to be related to his some how. LOL... that woman s crazy. 

[xKiN9LVZYx]

AHA THIS SOME FUNNY SHIT

[Anonomys246]

Thing that Carlos is says about kids is kind of true.

[JustinPuu]

Bakersfield.....

[musicklover411]

lol hes soo funny. idc if his jokes are hurtful. its funny.

[pochazet]

I wish i was on the other side, i dont know what to do? Oh, really? Boom! Run. And then what? Jump, pendejo! And then? Run faster! Is it all you have to do is run? Yes fucking run! We've even left you clues of big fucking yellow signs of mexicans RUNNING!!!

[Hammboner5]

i fuckin love the retard voice and shit!

[rsxslayer]

We should send them to different countries! HAHAH

[gtoonz92]

where are you from,

Mexico,

poom, send him to Panama,

noooo chingue a su madre

[FarnasAndrei]

39 little mother fuckers

[pochazet]

Hey, you better have a goddamn good reason for being here 35 goddamn minutes late. Mommy you don't understand. The bus driver.....he dropped me off about a mile from the house. Oh really? Boom! What the fuck did you do? What the fuck did you do? Why did he drop you off in the goddamn motherfucking place, huh? Im gonna call, culero, and if you think some shit, que me parta un rayo de cielo, im gonna kick your fuckin ass! LOL!

[Ir0nF1st924]

5:52 and the cousin that was in the military is doin the dolphin dive

[allhailfoamy1]

when i told my mom i would call the cops if she hit me her eyes didn't roll into her head and she didn't turn into the exocist she fuckin turned blood red it looked like her eyes were gunna pop outta her head my sister walks in she glared at her and she fuckin turned and was gone before i could blink and she told me i could go ahead and call the cops but i'd have to make it to the phone first........

[allhailfoamy1]

DEMIPARTON RI CIELO I'M GUNNA KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS!

[rlckypax]

@allhailfoamy1 its "que me parta un rayo"(let a thunder strike me) "del cielo"(from the sky).

[allhailfoamy1]

@rlckypax odd considering you can't get struck but thunder...the lightning strikes you

[rlckypax]

@allhailfoamy1 that what i meant im from mexico im not perfect at english

[allhailfoamy1]

@rlckypax aww well i'm sorry if i came off has a douche thought the literal translation was thunder....>.>

[AnimeInterpreter]

America sucks. I'm 15 and I already have come to hate it here. I don't even have to deal with taxes or anything related to them, but I really do not want to be here anymore. "Greatest country in the world" my ass.

[allhailfoamy1]

@AnimeInterpreter then fuckin leave dude if you hate it here i'll airmail your ass to fuckin north korea china or some other fuckin ass backwards god awful shit holy of a 3rd world country like cuba where if you some shit like you get tired of cuba and want to leave they tie your ass to a fuckin pole in public and execute you or toss you in prison with daily beatings. then lets see if you wanna be here jackass casue i fuckin gauentee you'll be begging to be back in the states

[AnimeInterpreter]

@allhailfoamy1 Somebody's tough on the internet. Aww, that's adorable, you got mad because I disrespect this unholy wasteland of a country, didn't you? That's nice to know. Welcome to reality. There are a lot of other countries under democracy and liberty, that aren't full of hypocrites and corrupt senators. Perfect examples would be Germany, Japan, Switzerland, Austria, and England. Now, if you can explain to me why is America is "so great" I will be more than intrigued to hear your backup.

[younghoush]

THE MICROCHIP!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!

[1classicalxteddy8]

Run what do I do then? Jump over the fence! Then what? Run faster!

[grizzlykillsall]

i love the cops in my town. a couple of weeks ago, they got a call from a kid saying that his parents were beating him. they sent a cop out there and after talking to the family they radioed back to the station saying "the parents were disciplining their son". then the cops left. so i would tell your kid to call the police cuz most cops dont care

[cempakilispa]

Who killed the the white lady at Arizona? the white man ! hahahaha

[Vmerii]

OMG! I am crying right now!!!! He is a damn fool!!!!

[roberth511137131]

i love carlose mencia

[RwBguardian]

"I was raised the SAME way! I not only feared my MOM/DAD but the WHOLE of my family! And today those values are STILL prt of my life!"

[hellomotto37]

lololololololol

[BubbleRayable]

@moonbearunicornface i didnt need to know that....

[thaweemee]

LMFAO @@

[MrVette213]

What about you?

Mexico.

Panama

CHINGE SU MADRE!!! NO!!!! A LA VERGA NO!!!!!!!LMAFO!!!! XDD

[Gextiv]

LMAO

[LiLmIzZyMiZz95]

go ahead call the cops but you better call an ambulance first and tell them there's a DEAD LITTLE MEXICAN IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!! LMFAO XDDD

[acordu]

@LiLmIzZyMiZz95

haha but got it from Russell Peters "somebody gonna get hurt real bad"

[LiLmIzZyMiZz95]

We dont even do funny shit like send them to different countrys.

If we caught people and were like

"where are you from?"

"El Salvador"

"Good, Send them to Nicgauga"

"Puta no da meirda!!" LMFAOOOOO XDDD

[gchaoma]

A microchip! Save yourself! LOL

[g8c8]

george lopez destroys this guy

[michie20101998]

haha i love this guy mad funy

[zarbar2]

FUCKING, LMFAO. My mom was.. is a crazy lady too Carlos. She's a REALLLLL mom. loool

[elcabrachupas]

lol 80% of americans dont even know what el salvador is, lol they need an implanted brain, they need a spanish mama beat the living shit out of them and make them smart

[lyssaryan77]

I thought he was Honduran.

[nickthestick26]

I'm guessing "pendejo" means "dumbass"

[ACHILESREBORN2]

@nickthestick26 u gessed right

[thatgirlwhoplaysCOD]

haha my parents are still like this.

[1965lo]

Microchip in the ass shut the fuck up and don't give that bitch jan brewer any more ideas man

[thecagebirdsings]

@xxPortugal Actually, it's "a thunder ray breaks me in half" :)

[r11yc]

is he saying send us shirts send us shoes or is he saying send us the shirts send us the shoes

[spartanzack300]

that whats wrong with america know children cant get a ass wiping when they need it

[iluvbuickgnx]

@spartanzack300 I hope you mean ass whipping. we have way too many kids whose mommies still wipe their ass when they are old enough to vote

[rickyflare1997]

@spartanzack300 i agree 100%

[AngelofEnduringLight]

@spartanzack300 That's because too many kids will go to school the next day and say my parents beat me last night. Then they used to beat kids in school to and the kid would go home and tell the parents that their teacher beat them.

[AngelofEnduringLight]

@spartanzack300 That's because too many kids will go to school the next day and say my parents beat me last night. Then they used to beat kids in school too and the kid would go home and tell the parents that their teacher beat them.

[Megsgirl247]

@spartanzack300 yeah No Thanks to pieces of shit CPS

[Ir0nF1st924]

@spartanzack300 yep, now it's child abuse if an adult touches a kid uninvited or unwanted

[koobra87]

@spartanzack300 you know those stupid people Carlos is talking about? Learn to how to spell moron!

[harshreyas]

@spartanzack300 lol wiping?

[extremesniper007]

@spartanzack300 They can't get a "ass wiping" when they need it? Well then maybe our society needs to stock up on toilet paper...

[knag2092]

@spartanzack300 I think you might have been going for "whipping". But nice attempt.

[hazer333]

@spartanzack300 sure they can, right up until they learn to "wipe" on their own. LMAO

[Nidaime299]

@spartanzack300 im 16 and my ass still gets beat..

[50N1C]

@Nidaime299 23..although its VEERY rare...i'd have to REALLY fuck up

[Nidaime299]

@50N1C daaaamn  o-o....

[50N1C]

@Nidaime299 eh its not so bad..its just either a cuff in the jaw or a gib slap..those who watch NCIS thumbs this up if you know what i mean by "gib slap"

[MiniPack24]

@spartanzack300 lmfao. its spelt whipping. you spelt wiping...as in wiping your ass with some toilet paper XD

[spartanzack300]

@MiniPack24 yeah i know i spelt it wrong but you get what i mean

[zuffor016]

My granma smacked me once with my own shoes for note cleaning them...

hispanic childhood = hardcore

[AMTSULTAN]

Thnx @xxPortugal

:)