Minecraft - End Credits (1.9 Prerelease Part 11)

[theshayla2011]

Excuse me, I'm 13 and I do NOT write like that.

[hauntedsomebody]

I almost accidentally the whole thing. :(

I love minecraft.

When again does the Narwhal bacon?

The GAME. :)

[weponlowers]

i read it all it was a big fuking idiotik no life trol.

but i stil love minrcaft.

fuking troler

[jklspongehugger201]

Is Shadow of Israphel coming out this week?

[CEL1896]

Notch The ultimate Troller

[JonAndJibsAdventures]

lalalalalalalalalalalala

[whohie]

I honestly don't mind the ending... but that's only because I got to see Simon and Lewis' reaction to this bullcrap.

[immadonut8]

Honestly, I really like the credits. :D

[MrGreener13]

I hit esc and it skipped :P

[Harlequin619]

Behold! The gods of minecraft are mono-logging on the end credits!

[zomgjim]

the music at the end didnt sound like the end but it made me laugh at the randomosity of it

[escurochi]

...I enjoyed the ending text a lot, actually. I'm a little bit disappointed the boys dismissed it so quickly. It gives you a lot to think about...

[taekinuru2]

I can't remember commenting on this when it came out, so... This video... Took it too far. The credits are fine. A lot of people moaned at the time, they aren't that long, they're not as over-the-top as they initially seem, and, if you were to take it seriously, it'll give you a lot of basic philosophical thoughts for a bit. It's a nice ending for a great game. A lot of people seem to take it far worse than it's really worth. Also, you can change the text yourself, it's in the .minecraft folder.

[jessejek12]

and the worst thing is..... its not a troll...... *herp derp*

[Closterdadthegreater]

The only yogscast video where i hate the yogscast.

Why do you hate it? If you paid attention, and stopped being so arrogant, you would understand a much deeper meaning. This didn't make me laugh. It made me want to stop watching yogscast. I felt betrayed. You guys seemed to hate it because of it's length.

Then again, for any game other than minecraft, You guys only get to about 5 eps, than it is cancelled for some crappy reason. Impatient gamers are impatient. Le end.

[WolfSpiritOlka58]

lol daves march

[GamerNale]

think of the kids that read this and dont understand what milk and love means

[somebody2love40567]

Lewis: what the FUCK is this??

Simon; I DON'T KNOWW!

[MrEddyo7]

Press 8.

Hilarity ensues.

[WhiteSpartan999]

Hard to read that much stuff so fast!

[NemoNameless0]

I love when Hannah calls out "Is that the end?" xD

[FutureScience2012]

One cant just win in minecraft.

[TheiGuyy]

game:made from nothing but love.....

me:oh yeah child freindly game

game:and milk

me:o_O

[PivotAmateur1903]

Spazzmatica polkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[swardinc]

ok at the start i was feeling good about the ending but wow really then it got out of hand way too long

[OnlyNeedDaPc]

Wow, the yogscast are assholes. They just bag on Notch's idea calling it retarted yet they got most of their fame from him.

[SirMacjango]

@OnlyNeedDaPc There is nothing wrong with not liking somthing.

[Closterdadthegreater]

@SirMacjango They don't just ''not like it''

They completely trash it.

[Momai777]

Thumbs up if you killed the dragon in survival and skipped the credits

[GumTreeGames]

Mind=Blown

Pants=Off

[BigYognaut]

Congratuullllllaaaaaaaatiioooo­onsssss!!!! Lol grizwold

[BigYognaut]

Yay spazmatic polka!

[clawdeenfan90]

u press esc to skip

[PillowTrout]

Am I the only one who absolutely loved the ending credits? :c It was so moving and powerful and it made me think. Go minecraft :)

[ElfStealth]

you get a black screen at the end

[TheSpamKing27]

what is this. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

[fierfly567]

'its like poetry by a 13 year old' Oi! i'm 13! i can write better poetry! >_< not fair

[idontknowagoodusrnam]

"THIS MUST BE A TROLL!!" and yet in 1.1 it still exists.

[Lozcross]

i think it was good

[PandaPal321]

To read that you have to be the highest level if there even is one. Most likely it is a troll leaving out a few key words. Notch didn't right this. Lastly it says wake up because after the text the credits roll and you respawn at your original spawn point but nothing has been changed.

[Closterdadthegreater]

@PandaPal321 YOu must have not read it wholly. Or you have no patience and/or hate to think.

[TheSpongemaster99]

it no trolling. :)

[pbjproductions16]

He must be FOOKING TRAWLLING US XD

[eby211]

i only hear fumblemore and mr astley

[DazNoobs]

2:49 OMG HES IN MINECRAFT! THE GREEN MAN LEWIS, HES COME FOR US!

[WolfTehWolfeh]

Level 53?

[TbroBleet]

Professor Grizwald came back to haunt them.....YOU SON OF BITCH

[BlazeSpawner]

Professor Grizwald and the Wizard Burgmund.

[shufflezstarr]

so the last words were...wake up...

[dragoonstrike]

this reminds me of assassins creed and its mind fucks

[itzindy12]

OH MY GOD!!! Professor grizwald and a creeper are gods! :o

[TehRavenclaww]

...I thought the end poem was cool.

[KalvieClein]

Just think, You could be reading twilight.

[Krutch24]

SPAZZZZZZZZZZZMATIC POLLLLLLLLLKA TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!

[machinaxephos]

my spawn in the ender was off the side and every time i entered the dragon knocked me off and killed me....

[TheSwede4565]

02:44 What's that song called????

[onewordpwnage]

@TheSwede4565 Spazzmatica Polka

[KarateStereo]

It seems like poetry written by a game designer. Oh, wait...

[TheSumo390]

Send Fumblemore to deal with that wall of text

[GameGuidesEtc]

This isn't or ever will be the story of Minecraft. The story of Minecraft is what we think it is in our minds. Every player comes up with his/her own history or reason to survival - whether it is building up, mining down, killing, or hiding... And personally Markus made the right decision to pick Julian Gough to write the ending. Overall great written ending.

[gummybear7675]

not real ending...real ending credits are not on youtube-to find it out bet minecraft wich that has never been done but to figurre out the end credits finish the game :/ all i can say and its the nicest way i can say it ok?no harm was meant to be in this comment and especially no harm for yogscast

[PortableYoYo]

I like Simons little squeal in his laugh :P

[CrazyPirate0]

I like their musical ending better

[TheUnknownFiddler]

Notch might just as well rickroll us instead. At least it would be a better ending

[Vocaloidfangirl]

@TheUnknownFiddler as much as I love the ending, that would have been GOLD. xD

[666spitknot]

@TheUnknownFiddler he was just distracting us so he could leg it with all his money

[Yaaaaaahh]

The Text " We are everything you think isn't you" 2:49. I think im not gay, does that mean they are gay O.o

-mindfuck

[TheMrMagicMan98]

@Yaaaaaahh I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGING HAHAHA

[StatisticalError82]

I went back and read some of the comments (read: arguments) that were posted on this video. Don't make the same mistake that I did, It'll make you feel sick.

Grade school level philosophy bollocks is a very accurate way to describe this end... thing

[Turtelz100]

god simons voice is annoying

[Mushroompunk]

I have read it, I have thought about it, and this was such a piss poor attempt at being deep one wonders if Notch actually read this to anyone else before including it in the game. There was absolutely nothing deep at all in the entire eight minutes of death by text. The whole end credits was nothing, but a shallow attempt at being faux deep.

[Closterdadthegreater]

@Mushroompunk That's your opinion. Another thing the internet needs to learn about.

Just because you think so, does not mean it must be. Sure, i love the ending, it is brilliance, but some do not like it. I'm fine with that, it's just that so many here seem to be millions of fanboys agreeing because they want to be liked. Then they trash notch, the game, and rip apart at the fanbase

[Razoraptor555]

... God damn it, now I need to watch polka is magic...

[TheBritishBankers]

like if you watched it all the way!

[Pwiddu]

:I Why did they say it was bad? :I

[Roflmatsz]

I think this is why Notch was mad at the yogscast.

[ObeyBunny]

The text starts out saying that the player has just evolved to read these beings' thoughts. I wonder if that means that beating the game and then replaying it means that you can read text balloons over the heads of the Endermen?

[powerpunkpincess]

You can skip the credits by pressing escapee if you don't wanna read them

[benjun4ever]

1:36 What the hell! Hannah came and began speaking.

[hypizak]

You are idiot! heavy! realy idiot, fuck you, becase that mean this realy important.

[warghost95]

there was more after the stopped the video...THE REAL CREDITS

[ProsOnTape]

thank god simon and lewis had the same reaction as me, to be honest.. quite the anti-climax after such a great game

[dwyImike]

All I see in the comments is a big festering pile of crap between rupert484 and munchermatt21. I think they're in love.

[animeexpofans]

WTF was that? End credits or a life's story? geez!

[wolvesofminecraft]

It all started out as a look into Minecraft, then they had to sleep in a cold little shack, soon they became pros and famous. Now..They..Trolled..Them.. DUNDUNDUN

[izices]

its called the end poem for a reason

[tallguy752]

had to keep pausing to read it but im glad it did. thouse credits were pretty cool.

[TheFuzzyguy4]

What's wrong with 13 year old poetry?

[3ryanman]

Boys, we have just been

NOTCH TROLLED!!!!!

[cuckooclown101]

I agree but i also agree that they are just a tad longwinded :P

[LordFiscus]

Notch is pretty much signaling: hey, thanks for your 20-something bucks, you just got scammed bro!

[HalfBrickStudios2010]

Wake up.

[TheUltimatephoenix71]

"This is like poetry from a 13 year old" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Benergi]

sounds like will from the inbetweeners

[banbadle]

That's an insult to 13 year olds everywhere

[sonicfire4545]

Blue Text = Dr Grizwald

Green Text = Creeper

[zmj53]

Green text man is Mr.Astley

[MichealIkruhara]

This is like grade school philosophy 101. I mean what the fuck is this? What was Notch thinking? "in a forest of information planted by a man named Julian, on a flat infinite world created by a man named Markus", WTF is this bullshitory?

[Closterdadthegreater]

@MichealIkruhara It's called a poem. It's called thinking. It's something you don't understand. Either that, or you are too much of a fanboy to disagree.

[kamilosofe]

de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

de de ede de de de de d ded ede d de de de de de de ed de de de ed de de dee ded de de ded de de de de de d ed e de d ed e de de e de de de ed de d ed e d ed de de de ed de de ed ed ed de de ed d e de edd ed de ed de ed de ed ed ded ed e de de de ed ed de ed de thumbs up if you like simon fast forwarding the credits

[penelopepussycat1234]

srry i mean hell XD

[penelopepussycat1234]

U SCARED THE HEEL OUT OF ME WHEN THE MUSIC WENT ON!

[MrFrogsie]

does anyone have the name of that song?

[TheMegadude888]

Some people who acctuly like to understand the story read this, People who dont like it are just people who want to get to the point, I respect that, If you dont like the ending, dont be ass and just shut up and move on. We dont need your opinion

[8xkitty]

if i can go to the end and read it all SOOO CAN UUUUUUU

[evanandodd]

If you really read the credits, they're actually pretty deep

[ScarabD]

@evanandodd I wouldn't say it was all that deep, this is pretty simple philosophy... but I feel gratified that it TRIED to say something meaningful. You don't get that a lot in games. There are of course, cleverer ways to be meaningful, but I'm glad in a way that it tried, in a very long winded way, to be kind.

That does not make this video any less hilarious XD

[autobotgodzilla]

What happens after the credits?

[lollypopsss01]

@autobotgodzilla you go back to your first spaune point

[charlsmartin1]

If you read this as a text document it is touching. The 'Universe' is a game, and the player is mankind in general. Over the years The Universe has been called many things, today we call it a "video game". I found this storyas a text file in the minecraft.jar a few days ago while playing around with my mods. I am a bit upset to see simon not only gave the Universe Proff Grizwald's voice,but openly mocked the story.

[ScarabD]

@charlsmartin1 Personally I found this vid hilarious, but I also found the credits touching and quite clever (albeit long winded). It felt they were trying to say something.Like Notch was trying to be kind to us. I can't laugh at that. But I always laugh at Yogcast vids. I feel like a bit of an odd fan, as stuff like theirs isn't my usual taste, but I am. I laugh for different reasons.

The yogscast just played the game differently to us, that's all. That is, after all, the point of minecraft.

[LoboWarriorForever]

And the universe said I love you ;)

[CoDstudios935]

did it say wake up? da fuk?

[SixthStanza]

I like how people can take this seriously despite the RANDOM JUMBLING SYMBOLS.

[charlsmartin1]

@SixthStanza The random symbols represent knowledge that the Universe has that mankind cannot comprehend.

[TheMiathemoo]

He is trolling u he trolled me and my sister at the end of it!!!

[TheMikeyyyy]

lmao

[FusionsStudio]

Too all the people that think the text is bad.. focus on it read it and think about.. the people talking are endermen.. people have to short of attention span its like down to 30 secs now prolly.. God damn just take the time and look at it.. the text has different meanings one of them is that when u are playing this game it isnt a dream but a second world that u get lost in playing after hours on end then when u get of u think is this the real world or the fake it touches u if u think about it

[1337nDiscreet]

@FusionsStudio how are the people talking endermen, why would they care, all they do is attack you if you look at them. Also I read the whole thing and understood that everything is a dream and when we die we wake up from that dream and I thought it was all fucking retarded, the yogscast said it best when they said this was some shitty grade school poetry., and can you take 5 fucking seconds to say 'you' and not 'u'

[FusionsStudio]

@1337nDiscreet Ok the endermen talking part is debatable... btw nice channel lollololol... Why are you going to tell how to spell you.. if i wanna say u i can say u maybe i was saving characters so why dont you think before you type dumbass.... "that everything is a dream and when we die we wake up from that dream" that isnt what this end narrative is about.... sooo ya.... just to piss you off im going to spell you as u.. so u mad bro u mad that i say u instead of you.. hahahaha

[1337nDiscreet]

@FusionsStudio yes I'm fucking mad, who cares. I asked you to say you instead of u because it's nearly fucking impossible to read your pathetic comments and did you even read the End credits? the whole point is that we are living in a dream and that when we play we are just going from one dream to another. It's fucking gay, like you, so I guess I understand why you like the End credits you fucking fag

[FusionsStudio]

@1337nDiscreet your mad at me over the computer for liking end credits because they are good.. lol.. you are a fail then.. Yes i get the point but in the other comment u said something different then what U said in this comment about the end.. Also if you get so made at Grammar and all that Mr. Ela teacher U forgot your period at the end of your paragraph.

[1337nDiscreet]

@FusionsStudio I don't give a shit about grammar I give a shit about being able to read your gay comments. Also the End credits say different things, including that life is a dream, as you can see in 1:34 with the blue text

[FusionsStudio]

@1337nDiscreet while you corected my grammar when you said i spelled you as u.. so you do care about grammar

[1337nDiscreet]

@FusionsStudio holy fucking shit it is so hard to read what you're trying to say

[FusionsStudio]

@1337nDiscreet how.. i bet if you ask anybody they can cleary see what i am saying maybe you have a first grade reading level.. i can tell your syllogistics is odious compared to mine... i bet U dont even know what that means lololololol

[7ty714]

@FusionsStudio It's still bad though.

[DragonyanBR]

@7ty714 Its not bad,only confused,if you dont feel the text and focus on the world of the game history,you will not understand its meaning.

[DoubleMGames]

@FusionsStudio its still a bunch of troll terds in the end.

[topoftherock710]

you can play the game after the credits

[JulezRulez77]

at the start, in said, if you read that slow, your not going to make it

[JulezRulez77]

you can edit your credits

[VeryFinePoint]

light saver

[RtfsClan]

BACKWARDS LIGHTSABER! A NEW GENORATION OF LIGHTSABERS!

[cheesediptv]

Dont dis it! its good! idiots dont... i like your videos but realy i think its cool

[1weldan]

Wait is this whole game supposed to be a dream

[ToastyMarkers]

Are you kidding? EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you! It is beautiful, but that doesn't mean you have to hate on Simon and Louis. If you don't like their vids then don't watch them! And if you do, and you left a hate comment, then see a therapist:P

[airin6ixxx]

i dont really agree with lewis or simon on this one... the poem was actually beautiful.

[MrJason005]

it isn't supposed to be readed happily and loudly. it is supposed to be sad.

[joeshats1]

i dont want to hear the voices of the dwarf

[rupert484]

The credits were beautiful actually.

[munchermatt21]

@rupert484

LOL

No they weren't faggot it was bunch of shallow 2DEEP4U shit.

[rupert484]

@munchermatt21 Nope, I just understand art. You just can't comprehend anything that doesn't tell you the meaning right away.

[munchermatt21]

@rupert484

No, but this isn't art. This is what a teenager thinks is art.

Read Shakespeare, Wordsworth, that's REAL art.

This is just shit smeared on a page.

When you are older you will get that.

But saying "OH YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND" is a bullshit argument and further proves this is just shitty "2DEEP4U" shit.

Which it is.

And you are just, in plain terms, and uneducated faggot.

[rupert484]

@munchermatt21 I am sorry you have a very narrow mindset and believe that anyone that is not as good and famous as Shakespeare does not make "REAL" art.

If you think this is so terrible, how about you actually get some facts and prove me wrong then? "shit smeared on a page" proves nothing, and comparing this person to "Shakespeare, Wordsworth" is just as much a bullshit argument as my last response, and you know it.

[rupert484]

@munchermatt21 "This is what a teenager thinks is art" You have my sympathy also if a teenager has a more open mindset that you.

And what do you mean by "When you are older you will get that"? So because I have a different view than you means I'm a child. That's bullshit, and you're full of it.

[rupert484]

@munchermatt21 ALSO, the fact that you decided to jump down my throat in the first place, calling me a faggot, gives me justification to call you a child more-so than vice-versa. Who's the "uneducated faggot" now, dickhead?

[munchermatt21]

@rupert484

You obviously are, because you want me to give "justification" when your response to my citation of REAL literature is to simply call it a "bullshit argument".

This "writing" is very poor indeed. It is to long, has very, if any rhetorical devices, lacks imagery, has poor diction, and HORRIBLE sentence structure.

The tone is bland to almost non-existent. There was no style to speak of.

The content was a cut and paste from from, a middle school psych class.

kthxbai

[rupert484]

@munchermatt21 As justifiable your reasonings are, you are still as much as a douche for throwing insults in the first place because someone has a different opinion than you, so that makes me less inclined to actually care about what you have to say. I still consider you a useless troll, and you are wasting your free time you apparently have so much of.

[munchermatt21]

@rupert484

>tells me to justify my reasons

>I do

>can't think of a counter argument

>just calls me a troll, a loser and a douche to cover up his lack of support

Yeah ok kid.

[rupert484]

@munchermatt21 Nope, I openly stated that your reasons are justifiable. I'm just expressing my point that it turns out I actually don't care. Also, I never called you a "loser" or a "douche", so nice try there. Also, here you go with that "kid" business. You'd think you're my stalker with how confidently you think you know my age.

Also, I'd like to thank you for making my late Friday night more interesting.

[PsiTaylor1337]

riveting tale chap

[tomcia369]

1.1 is out! Make a vid about it!!!!

[awsmns12]

If you press ESC. It will skip the credits

[TheBigEyedKitty]

When me and my friend finished the game and the two people talking came up, we closed the screen, played cards, and opened it back up. It still wasnt done. -.-

[Archafi]

why arent u guys doing videos about the snapshots like mob spawn eggs

[Adaptorzzz]

@Archafi because its not released yet obviously

[Archafi]

@Adaptorzzz u can download the snapshot and replace ur minecraft.jar with it.

[jettaboigls]

worst credits ever lol

[JGamer12]

Thumbs up if you think trollface works at Mojang AB.