The Late Late Show - "James McAvoy", 6.26 (2008)

[Pajadox]

I am czech and i found it offensive :D

[TheHouseOffice]

at 7:29 Jame's accent got SO Scottish it's practically unintelligible.

[TheHouseOffice]

05:55

Craig suggests James has been in porn.

He replies "We've all had to get here somehow."

WHERE'S THAT FILM!!!

[TheHouseOffice]

0:54 GEOFF!!

We are So indebted to Grant Imahara. :D

(still waiting for the giant Elizabethan trousers)

[hbanana7]

oh he sits on chairs like I! 

[GlenysNgaire]

@hbanana7 I laughed so hard at these two that I think I woke up my upstairs neighbor. Oops.

[hilfriz]

schwing!

[sabsab225]

he should take conan obriens job!

[HPForever08]

James McAvoy, Ewan McGregor and Craig Ferguson should do an episode together.

However, I worry that it may create a Vortex of Scottish Charm so large and powerful, that the world may not surviv. Maybe they could air it on the 21st of December this year. =D :P

[fuzzynut90]

@HPForever08 Don't forget to add Gerard Butler too! =D

[HPForever08]

@fuzzynut90 - He's Scottish too?! :O

Haha...oh. Well, in that case, sure. Him too. :P

[NewFoundGirl09]

@HPForever08 Great idea! And maybe they should add Gerard Butler as well. But James and Ewan....oh yes! :)

[fruitsbasketsomah10]

"He's got a nice bum."

[lovefromeponine]

HEYyyyy kid! I know what's wrong with you!

[MsLisali]

haha i love the end ;D

[cdubbkitari5]

i love how their accents make the conversation sound like a series of long, worried questions, lol.

[Czeckerz]

Oh gosh now I 100% know I want to see this movie. Set in Chicago (raised in a Chi-town suburb) and filmed in the Czech Republic (born there). Yep that made me happy.

[abajugungi]

wait, what movie is this?

[JTeamjesters]

haha half a horse? He means half a goat! XD but that was true Scottish entertainment

[AmyYeo1997]

What's the joke about the horse? I don't get it :/ x

[queendaisytimpani]

if he got a band, they'd be laughing too much to play anything

[skstein2]

Hilarious.



[keeno1luv]

he so damn fine motherfuckers!!!

[moonshoespotter1712]

ooh angelina i've been naughty! ;)

[TheExLeper]

half a goat, guys

[dizzypunchpanda29]

Craig Ferguson should replace David Letterman in his time slot..he's so much better!

[TheMeenRoutine]

I feel better now that I'm distracted from studying for finals or finishing those papers or that powerpoint presentation...This is always worth it. :-D

[Cris0rtiz]

He predicted Geoff Peterson! 00:54

[dancingmckay]

love these accents!

[addiethomson]

jamesy boy don't kid yourself... the make-up ladies are totally checking you out.

[M1K3209]

When he said "murder," I thought of Taggart.

[razmataz13drums]

@M1K3209 haha same! there's been a murder

[littlelove85]

I love the sound effects James makes. Cute.

[alicealimoh]

what i don't understand is how can he be denied of oscar nom. in last king of scotland and atonement?!! wake up, people!

[krissychula]

this was liking listening to music...those accents *swoon*

[3234718]

Angelina Jolie looked like Skeletor in Wanted

[RedJeansVersus]

Mmmmm, yummy McAvoy :) I'm Scottish too but I live in England now so hearing his accent is like being home again :)

[johnhamilton08]

Seems to me that Scottish people have the best sense of humor.

[ilovesushii94]

@Ganaijiulai He should be on Dancing with the Stars. xD

[grneyedsiren11]

@ilovesushii94 OMG! great idea!! :D i'd so watch!

[ilovesushii94]

@grneyedsiren11 Same here! And I would vote 100x for Craig so he would win. hehehe...

[grneyedsiren11]

@ilovesushii94 ohhh lol i thought they were talking about James! oops! i'd vote for craig too, but i'd be more apt to watch "Jamesy" if he were on! :D

[ilovesushii94]

@grneyedsiren11 HEY! Even better! Than I would REALLY REALLY watch it! =D I haven't watched DWTS since Apolo Ohno and Julianne Hough (misspell, me thinks) won. lol

[squii28]

"you look depressed lets teach u how to kill" BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[RJREID1992]

Got to love the neddy accent James Mcavoy puts on when talking about knuckle dusters. Amazing!

[liliumroses96]

i love how they didn't cut it out :L

[MsPensgirl]

Scottish Vortex of Charm. They are so good together.

[mimiminou2006]

@MsPensgirl Scottish Vacuum of Charm, actually.

[petrucciphan]

"OHH, YOU WERE HALF A HORSE IN THE NARNIA!!!!" LOL, these two are magic when their together :)

[DarkMagix13]

oh dear god, James, take me now.

[hadanegra1224]

@DarkMagix13 I couldn't agree more :3

[sueryun]

hotness

[thecortni]

I love that Craig ALWAYS takes his guests off on some crazy tangent!

[SarahsChannel]

Best. Opening!!

[MsRavenSnape]

I love the way he says "Poo"!

[cmwebb67]

this video is hilarious!! i laugh every time i watch it.

[cmwebb67]

i absolutely LOVE James McAvoy!!!!! He is so amazing!!! i love his laugh, he's gorgeous, and he's such a great actor!!!!!!

[Gabriellaella23]

the face he males at 9:13 though 9:18 is so sexy :-)

[GoodEggs]

i love that they never fuckin talk about the movie. they talk about random bullshit for about nine minutes and spend the last talking about the movie and showing a clip. i love it.

[yniquexx]

I just realised the way James sat down on the chair. It's like he was just visiting a friend's house or sth. XD

I absolutely love them together. I was really hoping James would go on this show again for X-Men :/

[1niloc3]

lol a dignified bum - eh? lol

[ConverseEatDEF]

I love how he just blatantly said how morgan freeman has a great bum!!!!!!!!!!!

Urgh, he is too adorable.

[squii28]

lol love "my next guest, my FIRST guest, mabey my only guest tongiht" and

"i spend 90% of this movie getting my teeth bashed in by Angelina Jolie"

"well i would spend 90% of ALL THE MONEY I HAVE to get my teeth bashed in by Angelina Jolie"

[4evrodd]

I love the laughs he does at 10:13 and 10:20 they're so cute!! I love him hes just eveything a girl would want! Smart, funny, INSANELY HOT!!! who wouldn't love James?

[randominthewindow]

I love how he mimes putting on horse legs. XD

[BlackTeddies]

I love this guy. He's an amazing actor, he's hot and he seems like a cool guy just like a normal person.

[nenecupcake]

This was on my freaking birthday!!! XD

[JamieSyn96]

Few people would try so hard to describe Morgan Freemans butt in trousers. Oh James..

[KodeEMMoose]

I love how its not in interview, their just talking!

[LeonaEvans18]

i see people think that men with a scottish accent is sexy, I'm scottish girl, is it as appealing? thumbs up if it is, i am curious haha

[litatyas]

@LeonaEvans18 well im a scottish guy so i dont really get an opinion, but i find our accent annoying! but the fact that you're a girl already makes you appealing... as a sex object.

[LeonaEvans18]

@litatyas aww no i love our accent. i am very patriotic too i fricking love scotland its the place to be! haha. does it now? haha.

[litatyas]

@LeonaEvans18 what!? its shit! lol. well the part im from anyway and yes it does haha.

[LeonaEvans18]

@litatyas im from dumfries and galloway so its not too broad haha.



[parfumfashion]

hahahhaaa his got a very good bum LMFAOOO goshhh I LOVE JAMES HAHAHA <33333333333 :D

[TheSlytherin777]

This is probably one of the most inappropriate interviews of all time. Lmao

[parfumfashion]

@TheSlytherin777 nahhh i seen worse lmao :P

[TheSlytherin777]

Damnnn I always had a thing for Brittish and Australian guys, but Scottish accents are like spot on different and sexy. It's quirky, yet very hot. I hear Brittish accents everywhere, but Scottish is so nice! <3

[litatyas]

@TheSlytherin777 im scottish x) i find the accent shit.

[TheSlytherin777]

@litatyas Well, I'm American, I find my accent boring, too. Whatever

[litatyas]

@TheSlytherin777 easy tiger. not boring i find it horrible. i dont get why people like it

[TheSlytherin777]

@litatyas Because it's so unique and it sounds incredibly hot on guys. British is all proper and classy, Scottish accents are different and just cool to listen to. It's amazing. =)

[litatyas]

@TheSlytherin777 i see! well, youv given my accents self esteem a boost.. hes very insecure.

[TheSlytherin777]

@litatyas Glad I could help him out! Respect the accent! Respect it!!

[mrsbarkleyofcamelot]

When they talk about porn actors versus stars is hilarious!

[BellaDawnaa]

is their a rumor going around about his penis size..cause i was in the dark about the horse comment until i read some of the comments..what gives??

[BellaDawnaa]

@hautxtalons james made the comment that craig new what it was like to walk around like a horse..in refrence to the size of craig's penis..it was rumored he's hung like a horse but i don't know where the rumor came from.

[hautxtalons]

@hautxtalons LOL at this conversation :))))))

[heyitshorse]

aw yeee hung like a horse

[mmmoviefreak]

i love how craig's accent got thicker in this interview! he doesn't normally speak in such an intense scottish accent!. James's accent is so hot!

[ManCanThe]

@mmmoviefreak its coz hes talkin to a fellow scotsman

[QPRTokyo]

Why do Americans find this guy funny?

[OverDrive1616]

@QPRTokyo not only an americans , russia love this guy too

[ajcarrillos]

@OverDrive1616 I wonder that myself. He's funny and charismatic, but he started to overdo it. He's not funny anymore; it's like too much, annoying, overwhelming.

[Treeonfire15]

@QPRTokyo Well his show is watched all over the world, so maybe your question should be why do people find him funny.

[Vamp61616]

@fFeartheDarkness Fuck yeah.

[DanteFan24]

The conductor almost kiss James at the end O.o XD

[jdalijm2011]

Has anyone noticed that while James is just 5'7" tall, he appears to have...uhm... large feet? I just quivered. :P

[DanteFan24]

@jdalijm2011 You know what the people said about large feets lol

[Kswizzled]

the word "poo" has never been said so sexy xD

[fFeartheDarkness]

"murder" has never been so sexy.

[charmichanify]

he wasn't a horse!!! he was a FAUN! very nice of James not to correct him. He is such a gentleman <3

[manc1962]

I can vouch for the scottish being very friendly I live in whats left of manchester after they had finished being friendly

[Nile101]

@manc1962 It was the Irish that bombed us not the scottish?

[CammyBouse]

@manc1962 That's Rangers fans, they're cunts.

[manc1962]

goodbye world we no longer exist as a people, if English people do not speak with English accents then the Americans have got their way cos they hate that it's our language & not theirs

[1993MovieMan]

@manc1962 Ha , you Brits may have invented the language but we perfected it ! Ya`ll don`t even know there`s no " u " in the word " mother " .

[LpHomerJ]

@1993MovieMan I would like to point out that we "Brits" do not spell the word "mother" with a "u" !!! but of course you perfected it.

[ArmyOfNeedles]

@1993MovieMan Brits actually didn't "invent" the language. It evolved over a long period of time from several european countries. Many scholars believe it originally sounded more like the modern american english of today. And what's with adding that phantom "r" to everything?

[Mhokloppers]

@ArmyOfNeedles You must be american to come up with this crap

[mwaetje]

The scottish accent is THE BEST. I mean, seriously

[nanderson8u]

@mwaetje I have one...It's really not!

[lilacifyable]

I love the way he says murder

[lilacifyable]

LOL POOS i could have 15 poos in this and noonewould notice

[stefuesca7]

what was his rude punchline again? i didnt get it.

[shadowstrider43]

ummm...why the devil are they commenting on Morgan Freeman's "bum"?

[squii28]

hahaha..lol his joke at the end.. pfft! :)

[trubwub]

@TheXCaspian Are you ok?

[galerandyaddict]

is craig always this high? :DDDDDDDDD

[greeny260295]

<3

[windy2610]

@TheXCaspian Oh c'on man! I know James is great (I adore him too) but he would be freaking out if he saw ur cm. Calm your mind! He is married now and so give him a break. I dont think he would be nice anymore if he cheated on his wife and had 4 girls at the same time.

[rockingreddevil]

i love scottish accent....

[kuryamtl]

I loved him back when he was on children of dune(which was awesome)

[amindbody]

he looks like a young gerard butler. they all three should do a show together.

[AnD082292]

I love the way he says "murder" ....my word...it's that vortex of Scottish charm at work again......He's just purrrrrfect. :P

[egduf8]

i am seriously in love with James

[lastonthelist]

I could listen to James McAvoy talking all day... anything. I LOVE his voice and accent.

[Luarrangel]

Craig + James = Sexy!!

[samushu]

Jamsie-boy :'D

[alicealimoh]

james mcavoy is class act - one of the underrated actor starring in over-franchised films. ;)

[Random0Chick0731]

Morgan Freeman was probably sitting at home watching this thinking, "2 Scotsmen on television are talking about my ass. I am hot."

[Hip0lit0]

@Random0Chick0731 lol

[Matrinique]

Oh. Whoops. So his England English is pretend?

[amosT94]

@Matrinique hes speaking with a scottish accent because he is scottish haha :L hes a really good actor and his english accent is really believable :)

[Matrinique]

Why is he talking with a Scottish accent?

[aramish182]

@Matrinique Cause he is Scottish...and has a Scottish accent.. his American/English accent is acting.

[Matrinique]

@aramish182 Yeah. I got it. Thanks.

[enedving]

Two men who could read the phone book and we would give them all of our attention.

[JuuhachigouSama]

This man is too funny. Love him!

[cadettipk]

OMG they must feel so comfortable talkin to a fellow Scottish person:]

[tothestars101]

I don't know who's more talented: James McAvoy or Andrew Garfield. They are both so adorable too!

[hellarising]

This guy can talk about secretly shitting his pants fifteen times, and I hang on his every word. X'D

[VoodooXPanda]

One day James McAvoy, Ewan McGregor and Gerard Butler all have to be on this show and just speak in scottish slang the entire time.

[mygirlfanatic]

im going off to scotland and find me a scott!!!<3<3

[roodra8]

14 pple are jealous boyfriends.. XD

[MissMercedes2]

Half a horse! I didn't know mens voices could go that high. Way ta go Craig!

[randomgal13]

When he says "We should awaken your instinct to murder..." is sounds like "We should awaken your instinct to MORDOR" LMFAO!

And this is even funnier considering James is a fan of Lord of the Rings! xD

[Purrrpurin]

they're actually talking about trousers, omg, lol

[missgleekspain]

I didn't really know who James McAvoy before I watched X-Men, since then I'm obsessed with him!! He is my guilty pleasure!!! I <3 him!

[GentleMama2Mine]

"The film...what should I tell ye?" Love listening to James McAvoy!

[zackaroniandcheese]

scottish accent = favourite accent of all time.

[RobynOh93]

Rab C Nesbit it a complete legend here in Scotland

[deblemond]

this is going to make me assume that all scotish people are funny

[AnaMariaCiucanu]

this is the funnies interview i've seen yet ... James and Craig are hilarious together!

[Douglas88595]

should watch the last king of scotland

[Wedra]

I'm totally in love with him... James ♥

[8caulfield]

omg what was that speech at the beginning? elizabethan trousers for him and his friend xD i was in tears

[angelanickoo]

I watched Becoming Jane, After that, I've seen wanted, atonement, penelope, X-men, and even Gnomeo & Juliet ...justto hear his voice..

[FunnyValentine314]

This is a really good interview, they have good chemistry and the conversation flowed!

[marrydruli]

what is that joke about the horse at the end about?...

[MrEmily65]

@marrydruli have you heard the saying "he's hung like a horse?"

[marrydruli]

@MrEmily65 I googled it. Didn't expect that, honestly XD, but thanks

[SuziePenguin]

i've never thought the word "murder" was anything but disturbing, until I heard him say it. it should not sound sexy. say it again james.

[ella864]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes got a nice bum! i love that! its so cute how he says BUM!!!!! thumbs up if you agree

[deBadWolff]

all these Scottish accents going on - I'm feeling weak at the knees. And Rab C Nesbitt - those were the days. And James McAvoy - yum!

[Excalibur841]

Agh he's just so hot!!!

[PassionMary]

how can a single man be this sexy..?