Batman & Robin - The Bat-Credit Card

[ForcedAllegiance]

It's taken 2 sensational Chris Nolan films grossing 1.4 billions dollars to even remotely repair the damage that these 2 Joel Schumacher films did to disgrace and forever stain the Batman franchise.

[MrDrawerGuy]

Wait... DID ROBIN SAY HE'LL BORROW THE MONEY FROM BATMAN??? WHAT THE FUCK IS ROBIN THINKING, AND WHY IS BATMAN KEEP BIDDING HIGHER??? DO THEY IMAGINE THE SCENE LIKE THIS:

Batman: I want this women!

Robin: I want her too!

Batman: You don't have that amount of money!

Robin: I'll borrow it from you!

Batman: Ok, here you go...

Couldn't Batman just say, I won't give you the money, and then get her for 1 million? Noooo nonono, because then they couldn't show his BAT CREDIT CARD!!!! GAAAAAH!!!

[Khairul89Amin]

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's BAT-CREDIT CARD

[DarkerPhoenix1]

The card said good thru forever smh Adam west bat dance was better than this.

[KrazyKazoo116]

Not in this economy, Batman!

[NIMRODakaNIMROD]

Oh yes... this is one of the few instances in which a movie left me wondering whether to laugh or cry... but after all these years and with the Batman franchise revived and – sorry – un-gayed by Christopher Nolan it's time to remember this movie as the campy and... KINDA funny shitfest that it was... brings a smile to my face...

[thestudstudios1]

A BAT CREDIT-CARD?!?!?!?!

[mannymatrixofwar2]

THIS IS SO MUCH SILLIER THAN SHARK-PROOF SPRAY.

[Teenlego]

you know, the 1960's show had Batman and the Joker surfing. the Bat Credit Card, is somehow even sillier

[PrincessOtaku77]

A bat credit card?! Does not compute. Does not compute.

[barcabanana13]

"Good Thru: Forever." Jesus, thank god for Christopher Nolan.

[Medvich]

*facepalm

[Brightrose13]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!

[NomadBulldog]

I FORGOT THIS SCENE!!! NO! NOOOO! IT DOESN'T EXIST! I'LL KILL YOU!!! KIIIIIIILLLL!!!

[Disneythievesrock]

I refuse to believe that this scene ever happened. Anyone agree?

[TheBattousai6009]

George Clooney COULD have been a good Batman, had Joel Shumacher not been involved

[futurestarish]

Don't tempt me, Clooney.

[devonray75]

Nostalgia Critic: A BAT CREDIT CARD! YOU BASTARDS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!

[Deathtank75]

there are things that not even the batcredit card can buy, like a good movie? =/

[Indabaz]

oww. my childhood hurts

[kamdan2011]

0:11 Ted Turner?

[NewSuperAvenger]

@kamdan2011 or j.jonah jameson

[kamdan2011]

Nah, he's not that rich.

[ULTIMATESPIDEYFAN]

gotta admit..the expiration date forever was a good pun..but all in all this film was a mess

[roamingsoul80]

Gay movie, gay actors, faggot director, gay music = Batman and robin..

[commander672]

The one thing the Batman doesn't put on his belt ever.

Thank god for Arkhem Asylem.

[agip07]

I keep telling myself that clooney was hired to do a job, and it wasn't his fault, but in this case I think I will shoot the messenger and the writer

[stubertphoenix]

Wow ... :/

[fheisk]

am i the only one who finds this fucking hilarious rather than distasteful?

[TheHaloChief117]

wouldn't they know his true identity if he uses a credit card?

[ancientshogun]

Sure, rape my childhood will ya!

[NLSdotME]

Bat Condoms: "Never leave the cave without it"

[commissarusa]

@NLSdotME

Never ENTER the cave without it, you mean. nudge nudge

[LOLWUT421]

Next time, it's Batman dollars =/

[fmilia2millions]

ugh, how did George Clooney keep a straight face?

'never leave the cave without it'

[GSSAGE7]

@fmilia2millions You notice how there's a cut the minute he finishes saying that? Odds are, he broke out laughing then.

[ThexWildx0ne]

Kill me.

[creedjeremy]

What's next? Bat Cash?

[GtaIVfan001]

A BAT CREDIT CARD?

[chakotay24]

Thumbs up if the Nostalgia Critic brought you here!!!!!!

[79Joelg]

Wonder how much his interest rate is?

[mitie23]

This was wrong ,tis was so wron lmao !!

[Korben360]

If I am waiting for a Batman film it better be badass. Not a ode to the 50s camp!

[Bookstop1337]

WHAT A MONSTER

[Kartoonkid95]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@Kartoonkid95 well if you insist... robin and bat girl credit cards were planed for the next movie. N.C. must never know.

[Obelisk1989]

0:11- 0:14 Jonah Jameson

[gabby6488]

geez people need to relax it was a funny scene. I really feel like it was an entertaining movie, so no hard feelings towards Schumacher, I actually cant wait for his new thriller "Trespass" to come out, i think it looks good :) youtube.com/watch?v=1rolBdc_mj­s

[FooFilmOfficial]

0:26 love the sound effect

[DJDizzy113]

:::holds up a pair of scissors::: Don't tempt me, Clooney!

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

No offence ,but you guys are complety retarded.

I totally enjoyed all the 4 movies before ''Batman beggins''.

[jtrfpl]

@LOKBLUDOM3N u can't spell begins and u call us retarded. 

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

@jtrfpl sigh

[derworfnet]

Goth Card?

[carbaj]

The more people complain about this scene, the funnier it becomes

Also, that guy with the mustache bedding, the obnoxious guy from Oscorp board of directors

[smokintheblaze]

The Bat Credit Card.

Never leave the cave without it. Your credit score will rise out of FEAR!

[dbogarin88]

adam west + dark night = george clooney

[UltimateZeldaFan91]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WrathofVishnu]

*insert Nostalgia Critic reference here*

[whostheman6]

A bat credit card? They gave him a bat....CREDIT CARD? They had the BALLS...to give one of the greatest superheroes of ALL TIME a BAT...CREDIT CARD??? NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE, IT'S INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YourProblem1]

A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!

[BJ64Th3M0v13f4n]

the bat-credit card is the funniest scene ever. thank you batman and robin

[DeanJohnCasey91]

@BJ64Th3M0v13f4n Batman was one of my child hood icons and i literally exploded with rage at this when i saw this scene, this is an abomination

[samsam29]

@DeanJohnCasey91 literally?

[DeanJohnCasey91]

@samsam29 yes, literally, it was like a nuclear bomb

[vegettoSSJ3ROCKSS]

A BAT CREDIT CARDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

[rockdup99]

I am the hero Gotham deserves..............so they gave me a bat credit card

aren't you glad you didn't hear that in the dark knight?

[onlyone23km]

@rockdup99 personally I couldn't care less, batman having a credit card is cool if you ask me.

[rockdup99]

@onlyone23km batman is a outlawed vigilante, not a corporate-economical tool

a bat credit card would destroy his image

[onlyone23km]

@rockdup99 true, but it doesn't mean he can't be stylish every now and then.

[A3roBoy87]

I believe this was supposed to be a bit lighter than the first few movies

[onlyone23km]

@A3roBoy87 then your hunch was righ. I personally like the bat-credit card. It's hip-hopish if you ask me.

[SirGabriel2076]

This is how Disney bought Marvel. Mr. Incredible payed Deadpool $4 billion by bat credit card, and both would use it ever since.

[carbaj]

@SirGabriel2076 Good one, lol

[philomel]

wat

[StupidWizardFilms]

DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

[ScrubmanLowell]

Tommy Weiseu: Oh, hi bat credit card.

[whaowman]

"Never leave the cave without it"

Admit it, it's fucking funny!. If someone use that joke in a Batman parody, it would be great. But it looked silly in a Batman movie. So, a good joke become stupid ass hell. Damn...

[KingCommando32]

"FEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[HypercatZ]

Did anyone catch the BATMAN FOREVER pun?

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

The bat nipples? Why would I care about the bat nipples, they were in the last movie!

*shows credit card*

Oh I must've read that wrong, let me change my reaction. Ahem. A BAT CREDIT CARD I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALLLLL!!!!!

[huaun]

But...how's that....How did he....why would anyone.....WHAT JUST HAPPEN?!

[kitkatcutie520]

A BAT CREDIT CARD!?!?!?!? YOU BASTARDS!

[nightslash3535]

A credit card with no numbers, WTF are they thinking?

[thepunkster90]

...And this is why it was epic fail. Seriously, how did they go from the darkerst Batman movie, Returns, to this?

[TheSpeedy149]

A BAT CREDIT CARRRD!!

[metaldave08096]

@TheSpeedy149 They gave him a Bat CREDIT CARD, they had the BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROS OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!! NO NO DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

[BaronUnderbite]

@metaldave08096 obviously your not baller enough to have a Batcard

[Tahkaullus01]

@metaldave08096 NC

[ThisThingEaten]

@metaldave08096 RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WOULD THEY!! I"LL KILL THEM!! I"LL KILL THEM ALL!!

[Winchester2581]

Expiration date: "Forever"

When this should've been made: "Never"

[HazeNJuice]

Wowwwwwwwww

[TomFuIp]

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