She left him for better S€X! - Ask The John

[jasonpayne23]

A girl left her boyfriend for me, and after about 3 months, went back to her ex boyfriend. HE TOOK HER BACK.. wtf? Anyway, making that worse, she is now pregnant with most likely my kid. Talk about a crap situation!

[ScandinaviansAreCool]

My Friends sisters name is Devon and I know 3 guys named that

[mrdzicc]

Skyy for president! And his campaign slogan..."Blowing other people has consequences" hahahaha :D

[lokinumba1]

skyy your stuff's getting better man keep it going big bastard fan of the show

[Hunterbgpz]

Definitely NOT!

[Elle5794]

That laugh at 1:58 LOL love it

[evil4563]

... A name? Really? Your Gunna let a name cock block you......

[gordinho55]

Girls, let this be a lesson, blowing other people, has consequences. ;)

[shootup913]

i would def. NOT take her back...it would be like winning by default...no thanks

[DurrtyTBH]

Im crying with laughter

[KaosGate]

dude you are a genius! i laughed so hard, my fucking neighbors called the fucking hospital for help!

[TheMeatloaflover]

oh skyy john you hypocrite...if the gender was the other way around your answer would be so different

[foofiter9097]

@TheMeatloaflover Why is it only sexist when a man says it...?

[lilrobda1]

Bitch begone.

[AjAnxiouS]

THEY CAN SUCK MY HYPOTHETICAL PENIS!! if my boyfriend left me so he can fuck another chick. He ain't worth my time

[Camdor5]

Is it just me, or is this "The Painted Door" by Sinclaire Ross?

[killerkoi3]

im living this situacion fml

[lolitsdamian]

momma always told me to always move forward, not back.

[cooke853]

It's crazy how if it was a man, u would have had no problem with him creepin on his girl, but since it's a woman now all of a sudden she can't make mistakes...interesting.

[ahmedaitsalah]

Leslie is a bisexual name?

[dab15erz]

i would take her back, ask her to come round one day and as she enter's my room tell her i don't want to go back out with her while she watches the 3 village sluts all take turns to blow me

[BringTheAnasthetic]

This actually happened to me. :l

[ram86904]

Never take back sloppy seconds,that hoe is gone.

Want passed around pussy go work in porn :)

[TheMasculion]

shortcake



[MrOrhizzle]

Good answer to the first question, what did the bitch expect?

[stephmeisterm8]

i love when he makes female voice ...

[TheMindMovement]

During our final intercourse i'll be yelling "That's it! i've had it with these muttafucking snakes on this muttafucking plane". bust a nut in her eye and walk out.

[Istudynak1d]

I wouldn't take her back but I wouldn't let her know, I'd play the whole "I'm emotionally hurt" victim role for a while and get as much of that strawberry shortcake as I can, the girl will practically do anything to make up for leaving.

[6WildThing6]

Happened to me, I was like, fuck that shit, then a fucking leaf fell on my shoulder, then floated away to her lap, we got back together, 20 minutes later, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? "You know what? Fuck it!"

tl;dr nope

[blackbeardbastard]

i'd take her back, than bitchslap her really good, and eventually dump her

[jazzplayer9]

Girls with guys name turn me on for some reason.. no homo.

[jazzplayer9]

Hell no. I don't want sloppy seconds!

[ultramagchen]

he did the right thing by brealing up with her. she probably got dump by the other dude. you know female never tell the whole truth, they always seem to leave an important fact there. why do people date shallow people if a woman is shallow everyone knows it after a hello. well she is only good for a 1 night stand. you hit and quit it. the saying is true you can not change a ho to a housewife

[hassoonee]

she had sex with some other dude and wants me back, id pound it...make sure i rap it good...and then...cum on her face and tell her to get the fuck out

[nesteaC]

i would raw dog that, take a video, put on red tube, and dump her!

[drongo321]

Dude.. that's my current relation.

I know im not safe of getting cheated but fuck it im just gettin some quality strawberry shortcake.

[apownage]

why is he wearing pants??????

[gsmastermike]

If my girl leaves me for another dude, then realizes that no one is gonna be better than me and comes back crying and wanting another chance, you know what i'm gonna say?, "Oh sorry babe, you shoulda called, it's kinda a bad time for company today", then i open the door to reveal at least 2 naked/semi-naked chicks in my living room and with a smile on my face i slam the door in hers!.

[ChaziChaz89]

Her name could be jay z mike Tyson! Lmao this is y I subbed!

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

Fuck yeah for Skyyjohn keeping it real. Respect.

[daddyoca69]

NEXT.... that bitch would be dropped mid sentence... I will be over it by the next light...

[KaiserFlamberge]

Bollocks.

[midatlantic09]

I like it when hot females have male names. Personally, I think Jordan sounds nice.

[MangaKindaGirl]

Men can do whatever the fuck they want then come crawling back but when a woman does, she's shit on skank, huh? 

[bheadg]

@MangaKindaGirl  Yes Men don't have vagina !

[gsmastermike]

@MangaKindaGirl Yep that is 100% true, chicks don't have to take guys back and vice versa but they do anyway and that's no ones fault but theirs.

[MidgetbusterX]

@MangaKindaGirl yeah pretty much. :D

[foofiter9097]

@MangaKindaGirl A man who cheats doesn't deserve a second chance, and the same goes for women, if you leave my ass for some dumb fuck you just met 1 day ago and we had a great relationship, don't expect me to take Trash that walked away back >.>

[NoMidsForMe]

@MangaKindaGirl Yeah.

[pkrory7]

@MangaKindaGirl Yes that's EXACTLY how it works...

[sephizinho]

@pkrory7 Nop.

[SwiftPlays]

@MangaKindaGirl

When I guy cheats women a women gives him just as much hell and calls him obscene names. Anyone women that took back a guy that cheated would be called stupid, foolish, etc. This is the same for a women that cheats, she is called obscene names, and any guy that takes her back is a dumb ass.

Stupid Femnazi's know they are free to do whatever the fuck u want. Your all mad because you don't want to accept the consequences for your stupid actions

[Kalonsoldierfront]

@SwiftPlays you speak da truth

[MrSFblack]

@MangaKindaGirl that goes for everybody,regardless male or female.

[XxDJ2SiCKxX]

@MangaKindaGirl

hell yeah..its a double standard!

[joejones]

@MangaKindaGirl

Yep. Live with it.

[sephizinho]

@MangaKindaGirl Yup, the diference is a girl will date a skunk guy trying to change him, a man will fuck a skank and fuck off.

[OfficialRilo]

@MangaKindaGirl Yes she is, glad you know your position. :)

[ajbutch123]

man.... ur kinda tough on her... but I agree

[RoyalThePrince]

I personally don't see the problem, chances are she fucked plenty dudes before you, so her leaving you and then coming back to you is no different than y'all meeting for the first time lmao.

[sugafree1of1]

Waste of time. We all like to laugh at the friend who's with the slut.

[kingpedro36]

I fuck with her head then kick her to the curb.

[Mr2Azn4You]

It'd be nice to have SOMEONE!

[alazaye23]

Left me for someone else and now wants me back?

I would probably say uh.. no. And then tell him to get himself checked before puts his penis in other holes.

The 6 dislikes got shitted on..

[Nunfluff]

I woulden't take her back.. I would take skys advice and get me some new strawberry shortcake.. but none of that low calorie shit.. would go full fat, and more than one!

[ToReborn]

Onlything I i would say is - ''You fucked up''

[thetiger117]

I guess I'd give her one more chance, but she best work her ass off or else she'll be cut faster than a pizza.

[MrWebby95]

it depends on how hot she was. smoking hot - i take her back..... if she looks like the rear end of a horse - heeelllll no

[didondio]

When it comes to cheating - if you don't have children,there should be NO ! fogginess !

[koricometh]

@didondio can you elaborate a little?

[didondio]

@koricometh h No children - your probably both in it for the sex and if that other person has sex with someone else...then what's the point.With children - now that is A COMMITMENT.You can't just bring a person into this world and leave him cause your partner cheated on YOU.The moment that child opens his eyes it's ALL ABOUT it and not whether you like the person your with.That's why I like old school couples,when they say ''I do'' they fucking mean it.

[koricometh]

@didondio oo okay i see now..good point.

[Douggy10]

APPERENTLY! submitenter likes to take a dump and send them to other people! WTF! check her vids out lol

[kingkorn29]

i wont go back with her , i would grade her to be a booty call

[jeffthayungin]

this just happened to me....im single still

[1ameise1]

i want more codelanguage:  you know, metaphors and stuff like that !

[makeshift101]

Skyy, Im becoming increasingly worried about you and other people taking shits on other peoples chests.

[ybuzz]

No I would not eat her contaminated strawberry cheesecake. I want some of that low calorie shit.

[sfasto1]

Dave Brown = Tranny LOL

[DavidddWalsall94]

if someone left me for someone else, ide get back with her, cheat on her, then show her the video..

[Jaymaul009]

Id make her do everything that she didnt want to do when we were together. Threesomes etc then leave her after I get it all.

[YamahaMiro]

hahaha " blowing other people has consequences " :D

[ItsRapBoy]

MY PENIS!!

[vkhasriya]

If a girl did that to me then i would spit in her face

[BamiBoi]

@Submitenten ... you whore. LOL!

[BikerBry]

If she cheated once, she will cheat again. If she gets bored again, she will leave. Sorry, no comebacks.

[chrissyracer]

I WOULD TAKE HER BACK , TAKE A SHIT ON HER CHEST AND THEN SAY GET OUT MY HOUSE BIATCH!

[maccajoe]

My summary of this vid

Chick who left boyfriend= Dumb bitch slut

Dude who cares about Jordan chick name= a complete idiot

[iRunThisZone]

Fuck that no way let her be a slut ass whore do not ever take her back cause she ll just do it again!

[moXon460]

"Good pussy is good pussy."

[CadetCPL2606]

Well, I would hit it 1 last time and then drop her. Just so she can get the understanding that she is a hoe.

[RudeWARRIOR83]

once a chick leaves. regardless of the circumstance. its time to get a new one.

[egiliadov]

hell no!



[Keundre23]

1 Bitch, 2 Bitch, Old Bitch ,New Bitch

[MrAdk25]

Fuck no

[HiddenHopeKNL]

Once you leave then that's it, time to go hunting for the other fish in the sea

[lapsassa1]

dilemma number one is a classic: men don't trust other men. person cheated on doesnt know what the cheaters did. not taking back is just sensible. but: sneak out for really better sex and then stay with the better-sex-person causes no dilemma in the first place. ATJ should give advice on how to find the better-sex-person. adios!

[lawless8723]

im actually in this situation, and my ex is just reminding me of how sweet she can be...but im a spiteful mofo...so ima just gonna hit it

[ateela15]

Man she would have to prove it to me that she is worth taking back. I don't know how she would do that but she would have to come up with something convincing in order for me to second chance her. I mean that's a really big hole she took a dive in and i don't give just anyone a ladder to get out.

[Mooseboy240]

I'd allow her to think shes the only one im sleeping with I'm just that nice of a guy ya know?

[1lomme1]

good advice much? all you do lately is make fun of the people who send you a question... You don't even try to help lol

[reptile797]

@1lomme1 What's there to help? She's a slut and her boyfriend's smart. The situation's already resolved.

[localtuber27]

bitch fucd up...good for him for getting one last lick at it and bouncin'

[StreetStylerZ07]

skky y r u always soo fucking funny i dont get it haha 

[camelio10]

HANG ON GUYS, SHE HAD BROKEN UP WITH HER BF BEFORE GETTING WITH THE OTHER DUDE

I'll say that's a girl worth keeping, because she at ;east has morale standards and also integrity to be up front about it.

If she was a skank, she would fuck every man while she was still with her BF and not even have the decency to own up to it

First of all I thought nahh, but she actually has morale standards

[nesteaC]

@camelio10 how do u know she wasnt banging some other dude before she broke up with him

[submitenter]

@nesteaC I wasn't.

[camelio10]

@nesteaC As far as we know she didn't...Also, if she had broken up and fucked some next guy, she didn't do anything wrong

[nesteaC]

@camelio10 lol if ur girl or guy dumps you fucks some other guy then says she loves u and wants to get back u wouldnt be saying she has "morale standards"

[rachitballer]

@camelio10 are u his gf?

[camelio10]

@rachitballer wtf, i am a dude

[SaynotoKlaus]

@camelio10 Are you kidding me? She dumped the guy she loves , just to have sex with a big dick , and you tell me she has moral standards?

[MrKingcole1992]

@camelio10 fuck you

[DgraymanKicksAss]

Ya sry to the first chick who asked the question, but like sky said sucking cock has it's consequences.

[demon19872007]

Bitch better put on her shoes n gt walkin I ent takin her back not after she's been all fucked out n teabagged no not me

[flaminco666]

John Cracks me up more than RWJ

[0ceans13]

@flaminco666 thats cos RWJ isnt funny anymore, the number 1 spot has gone to his head -.-

[aassaa99]

@0ceans13 oh man i was thinking this for months now, RWJ really isnt funny anymore i hardly laugh at his videos anymore (effing bored even)- but i think its caz he lets others to write the jokes for him and he got a different video editor

[dasnoman21]

I had that happen to me I said hell no and screwed her co workers,relatives,friends etc needless to say I felt great about out it and some of it was real good but the guy she left me for happens to be my best friend and now treats her like shit.karma?

[YellowFraggle]

Submitenter can have me instead! she's hot!

[JHKH4]

If a girl did that to me id masturbate on her face like a beast and afterwards leave...that ought to teach the bitch a lesson

[comidaparaperro]

If she messed with another fucker but we were not together, comes back and tells what happen, then OK. If she actually BROKE, and that's the point here, then Hell no! unless you think you can't get another piece of the action, but that wouldn't be the case

[TheIceMurder]

Wow that second question is so fucking retarded. How can you really give a shit about a girl's name if she's hot enough? That dude is probably a fag skyy.

[Chaoticblaze27]

Fuck That Skyy I Got A Sister Named Taylor & One of My Homeboys Names Is Taylor... u think i'mma date a bitch named Taylor? Hell Fuckin Yeah I'mma Just Give That Bitch a New Name

[Dun204]

i have 4 words for the bitch that pulls that shit on me: GET THE FUCK OUT!!

[IonelG56]

Cheated on you = your free pass to treating that girl like shit and still doing her

[bryant49]

sub ur a whore srry he bet not take u back u durty whore

[TJTJTJ1]

S€X ?

[jorgen1990]

50 cent.... that made my night.

[SionTheProdigy]

I would tell them to give me the best head they could ever give to change my mind, after that, i would zip up and walk right out without even saying shit. Too BAD!!

[HugeAlec156]

I'd tell them to get lost.

[6ftTiny]

Left me for somebody else for whatever reason? And now you wanna come back to me? Daaaaaw, that's so - ДА ТИ ЕБА ПИЧКАТА ЛЕЛИНА, МРИ БЕ!!! МИЗЕРНА НЕЩАСТНА КУРВИЧКА!!! СЕГА ОТИВАМ ДА ТИ ИЗЕБА ПРИЯТЕЛКИТЕ!!! And do just that.

[MrSuperMikey]

The her f she gave me a 3 sum after we do it Say haha fuc* you cun*

Hell to the fu king no unless it's a hotty like Miss Universe. if It's Miss Universe everybody makes mistakes .

[jerrylittlemars]

Look at it this way.

If someone took a 1987 Toyota ,drove it in the mud, cracked all the windows and lights, and stained up the seats and floor, I wouldn't want THAT!

BUT, if that car was a 2011 Lamborghini Gallardo....well that's a different story....

[2010thekingofkings]

@jerrylittlemars Why would you want a Lamborghini Gallardo that was messed up like that??? Thats like if you traded your model/actress girlfriend for a nasty ghetto hoodrat chick cause she had more experienced in the bedroom!!

[2010thekingofkings]

I would never take someone who had more partners after me. I like my women like I like my cars. Sexy to look act, new features and less mileage!!

[kingbane2]

if some chick left me for someone else. she's perma fired. you'd have to be desperate as a mother fucker to take that shit back. even if she was ridiculously hot the only thing i'd take back would be the sex. hit and hit it hard then quit it.

[TheEd0206]

for how much?



[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

if she looked like Rihanna, but her name is Paul Rodriquez.....I guess i would be banging Paul Rodriguez

[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

She wanna comeback to me?

So she just could leave me again......FUCK THAT!

[timoback3000]

Ya she could comeback so I could hit it a few more times then drop her ass 2 weeks later.

[youwishyouwereme23]

she leaves, then she misses out.

[SaphiraTa]

yeah bitch you fucked that up... thats done

[TomaCukor]

Stay on good terms , but for future booty call purposes olny (:

[InsaneBillykane]

Chicks always realize what they've done after they RUIN YOUR LIFE!!! Go get stabbed my poison needles.

[pyroz8ball]

Even tho she left him for another guy and came back...ATLEAST she was honest. I salute you for that!

[mam50mam]

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT SKY i just had to deal with that man and i took her back thay didnt have sex or enything cuz she still young and all im 16 shes 15 but fucking shit you had to remind me of it didnt you you ass

[BunnyDollAlix]

I think I have enough self-respect to say 'Fuck. That. Shit.'

[Ojokernegro]

Megan Fox ditches me to go to Ryan Reynolds and then comes back due to disappointment? I'll play a little hard to get but hell yeah I'm taking her back.

[gilgameshSwordx6]

no. id chop her up and thorw her in the back of a wrangler.

[ruffneck168]

fuck her just for the poon and never talk to her again

[coolflame0]

id take her back then have sex and finish off with some oral and then the finale give her a strawberries and cream farewell and go :D

[Uatemydoodle]

1st slut got owned

[hollumber]

I'd make her cuss out and completely break contact with the other guy....then i'd hit it a couple more times and go back to the supermarket to try to get more shortcake!

[GorgonDrageil]

If a girl left me and came back?

I would get sooo many favors from her. Hell, I'd even put her on my booty call roster, whether she knows or not. Cuz hey, I'm a team player :)

[00D00]

We'd have great make up sex then I'd kick her the fuck out. I don't play that shit.

[QaisRAK]

enjoy my fart

[Tarikan5]

Get a blowjob like a boss. Then fire her ass like a boss.

[PalabrasTristes]

He left me I took him back but thanks to that lil break I came to realize that his dick was way smaller than i thought. Girls take ex boyfriends back all the time but when its the other way around people find it appalling.

[ajrbks85]

Hell naw I wouldn't take her back, I ain't tryna catch polio.....

[babyjames21]

Uhh II'm not a doormat and if I was..it would say FUCK YOU..so nope i'm not taking you back!!

[crunkidy2]

who the fuck would want to eat turn strawberry shortcake with shit on it??? Just saying...

[OmegaPisces]

I'd take her back as a snack while I go shopping for a meal. Unless she caught FPS (Flaming Piss Syndrome), then no thanks.

[neil2five]

go to submitenter 's page... id do her

[danielinraleigh]

I'd take her back and keep her... until I find some better poon and kick her ass to the curb!