The YouTube Guided Tour

[XxFaKyouxX]

I hate that fucking feature of THUMBS.

Why always the same shit?

"4 people were raped by their mom" etc...

Also, why I'm not able to see thumbs down ??

[superman9095]

why the fuck is there a add for gay singles living near me o.O

[JakobPowellTECH]

I Wish Youtube Was Still Like That...

[littlerascalslol89]

there shood be a vote weter u want old utube back or keep the new layout i hate this new one!!!!!! i want u back like the nsync bboys song i want u back

[KaslarProductions]

TB-303 music in the background FTW

[KaslarProductions]

Oh the old layout....... I hate this new layout alot

[pugsarenumba1]

OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUTUBE!!!

[nerdlife09]

hater has been updated to troll, so haters=trolls.

[Obsidean]

OMG old youtube, i wantz it back... NOW

[2xSpeedStacksDaniel]

YouTube 2007 the good old days! I wish YouTube didn't change and stayed exactly like this!

[isabarriga]

YouTube is Fun and I Love YouTube and Everyone Else and I Have an Account Videos are Fun and This is a Video Text Comment and I Only Have One Video

[mazze00]

OMG...that is sooo 2007. the good old days. and so true...we loved to bitch about the featured videos. that was so much fun.

[jumpitilia]

i wish utube was still like that :[

[swemaster7]

Yes me too :'D

[TEAZRxx]

wtf is this braw yhis video is ii but his attitude in everything sucks

[Millsie18]

Hater.

[PatMoran2000]

OMG, the old youtube! When it was better :)

[Alomu123]

you are

[johnnyskate]

Hahahahh awesome description of a hater

[SpongeBobRules96]

Cool =)

[JOEMAHGOD]

Korn and Disturbed suck dick.

[FredVidsReloaded]

AMEN tonytheking2 rap sux balls im a kid and i fucking love metal dude ive fucking moshed in a slipknot mosh pit NO FUCKING LIE

[pinkdivaprincess03]

omg i luv ur shirt but can u tell me how u can put pics or videos on youtube plz!!!!!!!

[kakashi05675]

nice eagles shirt dude i like the bears

[1TotallyRandom1]

HI I just joined today and im so excited. All my other friends have one and now I do too =D

[brainsuks123]

hey can u unban my old account 619mvp

[brainsuks123]

the 1st day i joined utube i made like 20 vids lol

[Zachloveswebkinz]

hi i just got on youtube 2 days ago & this is like my best friend for me WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PresidentJackFord]

wow, its amazing to be able to see so far into youtubes past!

[ckyskaterjackass]

eagles rule! and cool vid!

[DarkFoxDude]

Dude thanks, this is pretty helpful to newbies. :D

[dreamofthemirrors]

Youtube changed...

[tomchams95]

Y ?

[imafurryhusky]

fliptext,net

[dannyab3]

eagles are good

[shadowdud3]

fuck eagles!!!!

[dannyab3]

how about this..FUCK YOU

[ZAPX123]

yeah nice guide.

[Rkc96]

there's 3 "n"'s in funny on ur subscription thinggy

[ReeperTheSeeker]

LOL, a decent tour of the tube but i had to shake my head at the fraud impression. All and all, w000000000t!

[panleybrothers]

i subscribed so sub back

[Peachbaby777]

I really wanan start making videas, but im concerned about music copyrights. Where do i go to find nameless music? Or even better, how can i just record my own music i made up and use it on Windows Movie Maker?

[spittingimage4005]

learn to spell

[zoedeadvl]

you stoled my idea :c

[footballkid8866]

eagles suck balls

[maddansmom]

epic fail.

[44thphenom]

like you

[ladiesmanforlife]

Yes, I agree with ya lol

[44thphenom]

:) ownt

[StrictlyLesbians3]

this was awesome

im not new

but i recently became a partner

this was cool

[KaMaKaZiBoY31]

i what my 4:46min back

[ladiesmanforlife]

'Ahh I believe the word you were trying to say there was **want**. Dumbass!!!

[finntom5]

i think that video was pretty good

[Sourcoolness]

I like this video, but you can't sum up an entire person by words on a page. Yes people say (and write) some stupid things sometimes. That doesn't nesacarily make them a stupid or bad person. That just makes them human. So, you can classify them as a "hater", or you can just ignore them until they have something constructive to say.

[derfederfinkle]

you know people, the saying "i want the __ minutes of my life back" isnt half as cool as you think it is. and it only makes u seem even more stupid because well two reasons; if you dont like it, Dont look it up and uh, Dont watch it all. dumbshits

love you jackdanyells :)

btw. your names actually Aaron right?

[studmuffffffin]

Lol, the thing on your shirt in the beginning is my school mascot thing.

[SANTANAFACTOR]

um the phili eagles lol

[YUPchannel]

Livewire- :P

[bfg15000]

Douche.

[toomurf]

yah Eagles all the way !!!!

[dallasfanb]

The eagles suck dude cowboys all the way

[emerald807]

Good video, you're easy on the eyes.

[snellgeezay]

Hey, I would like to start by saying how much I love your videos, I have been watching youtube videos for years, and I remember Your videos being some of the first ones I ever watched. They were awesome witty and overall quite hysterical. I remember you used to just sit down and talk and tell funny stories and what not. I miss those videos, granted Dictionary of Jack videos are great, but I wish You would bring back more of those great little anecdotes that we all have come to know and love.

[soniciii2]

i want my 2 mins of my life back >.>

[thecomputernerd01]

awesome!

[anitamyk]

great video tour!!!

[Tylerslate]

those comments where not about the vid they where about the other comments

[Musiclyricssongs]

what a guide tour you show me the features and the most discusts i love you-.-

[davidson2354]

mother fucker!

[TitaniumShovel]

veddy nice Sigmund Freud description.

[SilverWing9999]

this video is what i call a one man show

LOL

[kachekieran]

speed kid i hope you wer jokin lol u r a hater meanin u cry and masturbate at night and ye u no wat CUMS next dont u lol

[dustin12388]

..what?

[saad1505]

lol

[haleIrwinG]

don't care what the others say..you tried to give something, so be proud..godd..

[speedkid1]

dude i lost 5min of my life thx a lot u noob

[AustralianStallion90]

Trust me, you had NOTHING else going on. Loser.

[Tylerslate]

Omg noob you are a fucking freak you idoitodic person Why Dont You SHUT THE FUCCCCK UP U MOTHER FUCKCKCKCKCKING DIICKHEAD Only NOOBS say NOOOB

[ninjablue4392]

You suck. Period.

[OMGitsjocelle]

niiiiiiiiice. too bad the "broadcast yourself" logo is gone. :(

[evoofmh]

You waisted 4:45 minutes of my life. I WANT THEM BACK!

[angelhinata95]

LOL!HAHAHAHAHA. he even said that

[TitaniumShovel]

HAAAATTEEEERRR

[Msndude07]

kwl vid! =]

[123456mat1]

you made me loose 5 minutes of my life not 2

[overdaniel5]

n00b I lost 5 mins of my life..

[on3636]

lol ty

[SakuraBanasAmvs]

you might have to make a new one XD

through all the new updates XD

and has anyone noticed the "broadcast youself" LOGO is gone?? >=P

YT is a SELLOUT

[Robert1995]

I want the 5 minutes of my live back!!!

[SZF123456]

can you give me a tour on how to put my own penis in my own anus?

[Bubbly21]

But how do you upload a video? I've recorded, plugged the camera in, nothing happened. What to do?

[RockstarEnergy37]

like the video

dont hate you

hate the eagles

go cowboys

[lcaxag]

what program use you?

[Feecent]

That was awsome

[Mokurentate]

FTW

[dummybearsdb]

what green screen program did you use????????

[bugleboy6]

lol nice vid! i love how he describes haters. their negative comments really are Unnecessary.

[LightsaberTman]

lol funny and very creative

[erinsway95]

omg leave him alone u guys have no lives all u do is go on youtube and hate on people

[oneminutekid]

Seriously, don't hate me, hate, uh. . . bananas, I don't know!

[oneminutekid]

SHUT UP, HATERS!!

[morbidos666]

Great video, i dont know why everyone is so uptight. Sheesh

[jb11881]

faggot

[Lynnianaa]

To the poster of this video - Learn this acronym quickly, as you'll be getting a lot of it in the viewers' comments: S.T.F.U.

[ruin550]

cool

[morbidos666]

LOL frued with a chinese accent

[mslvc2011]

Wow. You're terrible.

[bullseyeZIB]

ok look whoever made this video... it like i can't explain to u how much this video suck.... and how come it doesn't include animated people ... dude i want those 4 hours of my life back..

[BOBOGHOST]

LOL

[newbievids]

lol

[joker110990]

P.s: I can't wait for episode 2

[joker110990]

randolphtd1 is a hater XD

And the description of haters in this vid is kickass!!! Love the vids. Keep 'em coming.

[randolphtd1]

Painfully, painfully boring.

[frogsman]

This helps a lot, now I know what to do when I don't know what to watch on Youtube!

[greenSnowmanXX9]

Will u please put the bartok the magnificent movie on yotube please.

[ElizabethsBoyfriend]

i want to see more of ur dictionary of jack videos those r hilarious

[tomnryan]

fucking geek

[ChaosDude13]

great example of a hater right here lol

[akahelen]

thanks for that, bit of great help for the newbie!!

[HCUS3]

eagles suck.

cool vid, btw

[thompson19]

no eagles rock

[gudalemandele]

awdawdawdawd

[gudalemandele]

dwadawd WD A

Wdawda

ADW

[Sypran]

this is the main reason youtube has a million spams + stupid mary will eat you... oh and p.s. i do want my life back!!!

[4pj4]

i whant those 4:45 of my life back ><

[ikanaide]

4pj4

wow did you first notice this vid sucked at the end? You must be pretty dumb!

[janapochop]

Should YouTube feature Real People?

If you're looking for real people, real life, quality, original content, check out some moments from my Life as an Austin musician at the (janapochop) channel.

Thanks for the forum topic JackDanyells :)

[bootymanlover]

You Tube Community Forum - for real directors!

[emaratigirl]

Cool beans!

[detourxnewsxsutios]

preety kool

[timbobel]

Now this is some real, american,not-funny humor. chanceless

[dominiricanusa]

I would like to see more skin

[megamoop]

tomorrow you will find 1 million dollars on the sidewalk if you post this on at least 5 other videos but if you dont you will die in seven days

[shootn4stars2007]

By "Hater" you mean a person who is anti-social, or totally hostile and invalidating towards others, Right???

[milanoitalia123]

hehe cool

[danotjuh]

Now I know what to do on you tube. Thanks for the tour =P ^^

[DrKaber]

i like boobs

[jdthegameboy]

lmao

" billy i swear to god i will have you beaten to within a inch of your life"

[alexstewart2]

i want my 4 minutes of my life back.

[BeanSpout]

You

are

really

funny

[AspLode]

You.

Are.

Not.

Funny.

[bigbrownfrank]

sup buddy, im an eagles fan too, but anyway, a homemade greenscreen? what do u mean?

[maimou6]

WAtever seeya

[606950]

Dear Mr.Peb,

Your interest has been noted, and your measurements recorded. Please note that "HOUSIZZLE!" is not a real word, and in future, please use "HOUWA$E!" for such expressions.

Regards,

Six-Zero-Six-Nine-Five-Zero

Karma karma karma karma karma kameleon!

You come and go, you come and go

Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams

Red, gold and green

Red, gold and green

[BlindValor]

i want my 4 minutes of my life back.

[Fadiz]

not 4 but 4:45 minutes. and at least Why don't they feature real people!!!!!!!!!!!=

But for real. This video was awesome.

[monkeysretardedmom]

go to bed, cry, masturbate, hilarious....Im entertained...homework!!!

[wwwGETEDcom]

i love it wen u said i swear to god billy i will have u beaten!! tht was halarious!!!!!!!!1

[jinggo78]

Sigmund Freud part was great. I think you need some more people other than just yourself. Especially for Billy. I mean it doesn't look good for you to bash someone that looks exactly like you LOL. I mean I understand he's supposed to be someone else, but still.

[Justamit2501]

i want to make one now... well i off to after effects, see you in a couple hours!

[MCRluver3000]

lol

[oprichnic]

Watch my new video!

[gringa4lyf]

This is really clever.

[Justamit2501]

yeah, i love it

[PirateKing1256]

this guy is so handsome i want to see his body post it on youtube to let see......

[silentfallen14]

I'de like 4 minutes of my life back. D:

[charactarantula]

this video sux ..This is shit we already know..Pointless

[PaulsOpinion]

LOL! Funny!

[nanaimoman]

AWW THIS VIDEO SUCKS I WANT THAT 2 MINUTES OF MY TIME BACK, actually that was pretty sweet, hey someone already did that comment, dang, ... im still putting it on/:P

[randomfredrules]

goddamn it billy,shut the hell up! im about ready to beat you within an inch of your life too!nice vid. entertaining and i is learning.plz make another to learn me more.

[lilamah]

I found it entertaining.