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  • I am Agnostic and what is this.

  • are you mentally retarted?

  • You would think Jesus would be able to remember his lines, instead of reading off of a piece of paper.

  • Yes

  • Let me guess you are some okkult nut who has read "secret" teachings and is involved in the "teachings" of the beings... So I guess you say that raping a woman and then giving her flowers fit perfectly together (evil and good work hand in hand right?) and balances your power with the power of the tri force? You are a used object, a useless mind controlled freak who thinks he knows better since you think you reached the full eye sight, dont flattern yourself! my eyes are "open" but not deluded...

  • This is what methamphetamine does to you people.

  • @IAMJESUSMOVIE please.message me so I may save your soul. Satan has infiltrateds you're mind and God wants you back.

  • Jesus and God are bullshit! Never have existed or ever will exist............. which is more than i can say for this piece of crap video

  • umm....shouldnt the world be almost destroyed before jesus comes? and he comes from the clouds not the internet. and the mark of the beast and satan comes before that also....and ....ok enough's enough....i'll pray for you brother that you see your error. read your bible carfully before you claim your something that obviously your not due to bad timing and all. cmon man don't be unwise. and don't reply to me with the same comment you always post...it wont work.

  • sick fuck

  • bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhahahaha

    aahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahhabababahhahaabhahabha

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    hey isn't "Jesus" Hebrew, like shouldn't you know your name in Hebrew instead of Greek? LOOOL

  • This is a lie...We will meet Christ in the Sky, and when he comes back he is making war. READ YOUR BIBLES!

  • @TheEverLastingYAH

    ahhhh the war would be over when he comes.....

  • WHAT DA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

  • YOU SMOKIN PCP BOI

  • @PhariseeObliterator4 rofl!!xD

  • i am christ returned too!

    funny

  • Wtf? You Aint Jeezus.....

  • Whatever drug this dude took, I'll take 2 of em'!!!? Ha!! Beg God for mercy friend, and put your trust in Jesus alone.

  • virus detected.

  • lol he looks like Max Headroom. Jesus! Je-Je-Je-Jesus!

  • I didn't know Jesus was Catholic.

  • madness before you and the dark lord you follow loose this war in shame embarrassment and regret.

  • you legion are no brother of mine you are of rancid bloodline that is designed as a virus to misguide and plauge.gods kingdom needs no government for government is the very essence that tries to imitate him to be him, something your kind will never be,so mote it be.

    god is free will and truth not a pure pressure factor.

    i despise your kind legion.you impose as a messiah,but you are only at the mercy of false gods and malevolent being.i hope you are revealed to true love soon and end your

  • You look like a pervert.

  • He Just cant Talk everything he says is written down lol Fucking idiot

  • U cannot be Jesus cause I am God and u're not my son. Fuck all religious ppl that screw our beutiful world with that lame stupid excuse of Good and Evil, God and Satan. None of that is ever real cause the only reality there is is the reality of perception.

  • If you are going to claim to be Jesus, at least memorize what is written on your cue cards. Eye contact is key! Good luck!

  • I AM the Son of Man and the Son of God, i.e. I am Joshua ben Joseph, also known as Jesus the Christ. I re-incarnated in the flesh in December 2007 for about 30 minutes, for about 30 days in November 2009, and then will be here for the remaining 300 days when I returned in December 2010 before bringing my hosts of angels with me in November 2012. I have several manifestations blossoming for saving many souls, including a film titled "Grace in the Form of Sunglasses"; trailer available herein

  • @egoterminators2012 So Jesus, why have you not gotten mad at this Jesus for taking you name and stuff. Why don't you challenge him to a public debate? How about a miracle showdown or something?

  • I AM the Son of Man and the Son of God, i.e. I am Joshua ben Joseph, also known as Jesus the Christ. I re-incarnated in the flesh in December 2007 for about 30 minutes, for about 30 days in November 2009, and then will be here for the remaining 300 days when I returned in December 2010 before bringing my hosts of angels with me in November 2012. I have several dozen ideas for saving many souls, including a film titled "Grace in the Form of Sunglasses"; trailer available here on YouTube

  • How do I post a comment?

  • @0wenWilsonsNose You just did! Lol

  • where is your cloud???God said his sheep will be informed when He arrives...well Im not informed...

  • If you are jesus, why is your mic and webcam so crappy?

  • I am the devil. You will suffer when the earth is destroyed by fire 12/21/12 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, "smoke weed everyday!" yuhh yeahhh yuh yeahh.

  • HAIL SATAN

  • @721787 Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • Stay out of the camera. You are insulting "human reason." I suggest you eat according to the pyramid, sleep well, try diaphragmatic breathing exercises...I think you are just suffering from malnutrition or Hypoxia. You are insulting yourself by doing this. You are a failure in evolution of thoughts.

  • @amayan80east Let me se.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • this dude must be stoned out of his mind

  • @teann3 Let me se.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • FAIL

  • @DominicanIdentity Let me se.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • this i quite disturbing!

  • so its been a year hows it going? failing of course it is

  • @smokink1ll Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • HE'S JUST A TROLL, DON'T PLAY ALONG PEOPLE!

  • @JayJA5ON Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • wat a fukin dink

  • @dnmason55 Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • @IAMJESUSmovie youre a fucking phsyco stop messaging me!

  • @dnmason55 Dude hes messaging you? Creepy...

  • You fail! This is the worst sin of all, you are worse than Satan. (He only wants to be equal to God.) You stole the identity of his son. Your soul will be worth more to hell than any other. So it shall burn 10 fold. For every soul you turn I hope you will have to also suffer their pain. If you were Jesus, why does this video only have 13,448 hits?

  • @ShaneDroid Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • @IAMJESUSmovie

    Yep your a false prophet... you truley are a luciferian... only your pyramid hat is missing and dont forget the baphomet hand signs when you start your vids

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  • do us all a favor and get yourself a life buddy

  • first off the real (Jesus) wouldnt have to look down at his notes to speak. Also you need to study the Bible more. You will find out how He really is coming back!

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  • blllliiiiaaaattttttttttttttt to this nutcase

  • Although I've come to find out, that reason is merely made by our own minds. Reason is real, but it doesn't hold a universal key to everything. I feel from watching this video that you may very well believe this from looking at your eyes while you watch.Though i'm still debating in my own heart whether or not you truly believe this, or if you're better at acting then I think. You may be so good that you are making yourself believe what you speak is true. Do me one favor. Find yourself first.

  • @AyKay47 Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

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  • @IAMJESUSmovie You are not Christ, nor are you of Christ with your current attitude. Christ would NEVER be as fake as you my friend. I can see the fake clear through you, your face shows me it all ^_^ I know what being fake, or putting on a facade is like, and you are doing just this. You have no emotion in your eyebrows when you speak, you don't move them hardly at all, if anything you've been through hell and are confused in this life. You are merely an observer ^_^ it'll be okay. I promise

  • My heart knows a lot of pain and sadness though. I'm not the only person in the world who feels these things. Nor are they probably signs from God. I am only here to tell you and everyone else that you may come with love and compassion, but you are confused as to who you are. I still have yet to know who I truly am inside myself, but i'm starting to understand more as I go through my life. I was one who firmly believed in science and still for the most part do as it all seems within reason.

  • We need a hero in these times. Someone to save us from ourselves and the governments that are causing us destruction and despair. I'm sorry to say this, but as much as you may or may not want to save this world with what you are doing, you can't do it. You are not Jesus Christ. I know this because my heart speaks to me and says that you are not Jesus. My heart has been through a lot of things in my few years on this earth, and I don't claim God tells me anything.

  • wow this guy gives me the vibe that he touches kids

  • I'm sure you mean well and I'm sure you truely beleive what you're saying to be the truth. But I would really advise you to read Mark 13:26 followed by Matthew 24:23-27, then reflect on your claims - for Satan works cunningly in the shadows. The antichrist can even fool the most pure of heart. 2 Corinthians 11: 14

    God Bless.

  • O God are Christians not just hilarious?

  • Holy crap this is freaky...

  • If you're Jesus Christ, then why do you have one eye higher than the other? Isn't Jesus perfect? You are far from perfect, dude.

  • You Lie! you are a False Prophet!

    Why would you say in the name of the son if you are the son? 0:10

    Making dreams a reality are for men without significant power. 2:16

    Jesus did not have to believe he was who he was. 5:34

    You sound like someone without power, Unlike the Christ.

    The Trinity is Real, but you are false. Repent

  • If you're Jesus then why do you have to say, in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit? It's like saying, in the name of me and me and the holy spirit. Since you believe that you're Jesus and believe in that stupid trinity, you're saying that you are both Jesus and God. Seek psychiatric help!

  • the messiah would never have to call himself the messiah.

  • "We are our own authority" I make the laws for myself, I will not let corrupted authority or governments take over my life.

  • so Christan say Jesus is God ! so are you God ? if you are god then my question is to you one simple one GOD BRING SON EVERYDAY FROM EAST CAN YOU BRING IT TOMORROW FROM WEST if you can be sure i will be following you tomorrow after noon

    wating your reply Jesus

  • 2:31-2:34 Replayed like 50 times. xD

  • jesus fucking christ go burn in a fire you fucking fail.

  • why would jeebus have one eye two feet lower than the other and a lisp?????

    were the holy spirit and mary brother and sister?

  • @NATEandtheMONKEY stop it!! i feel bad 4 laughin

  • @carolyn1091 Don't laugh Carolyn. I think it's a sin.lol

  • Don't take acid kids and brush your teeth also.

  • U are not Jesus....simply because the bible warned us about people like u...but I understand that u have some kind of psychosis...and I pray that the Lord wont hold u responsible for that...since ur intentions probably are good...u know...in ur heart..God bless.

  • the great and 'awesome' day of the lord lol

    i think jesus is a lil bit classier than this

  • This is a joke, right?

  • There is no such thing as a trinity, it was "invented" in the 1600

    there is only ONE God, and Jesus was His servant.

    La ilaha ila Allah Muhammadan RasulAllah

  • @Welle92 Your Qu'ran makes mention of the doctrine almost a thousand years before your invented date.

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  • @Welle92 You do realize that I have changed the Qu'ran to confirm the message in the Bible. It is now Christian compatible. Two of the verses I changed were Surah 4.171 and 5.73 which specifically mention the doctrine well before your invented date of 1600. You must know that the Qu'ran was before 1600. Therefore it was already being taught. The Qu'ran was simply trying to say reject it.

    By the way. the New Qu'ran now says to absolutely believe it and that God begets all.

  • @IAMJESUSmovie Everyone dies eventually, and soon one day you will too. And then all your made up doctrine and lies will be exposed to your own self for what it is. And when you stare Jesus in the face as you listen to your sentence, you will realize the depth of your stupidity.

  • @Welle92 I suggest you read the Gospel again, friend, because even Jesus spoke of the Trinity.

  • @Welle92 Let me se.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • There are Three Witnesses to the fact God has appeared. There is the Word, Bible. There is the Anointed One, Messiah Jesus Christ. and the third final witness, The Shekinah Cloud, the Pillar of Cloud, the Presence of God that came and did signs and wonders to confirm by Three Persons in One God, that God was God as appearing. Anyone who has not the Full Witness of the Three, may speak words may be kings, might be evil magicians as those of Pharaoh, but they have not God

  • nigga kill yoself! lmaoo

  • you are the one chosen to rot in hell for eternity.Jesus(pbuh) would not look like a crack addict with cocain as make up powder.

  • CREEPY!!

  • Matthew 24: 4 Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you.

    5 For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ, and will deceive many.

    10 At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.

  • @FunkyHazelNutz Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • What are you smoking?

  • what?

  • rofl and i guess we have another fagget ass atheist who thinks hes jesus christ hahahahaaahahaha hope you get possesed by the devil and die BITCH!!!!!!

  • wow your on like 10 tons of crak

  • May Allah forgive you for pretending to be Prophet Jesus.

  • @Converted2Islam lol wtf ur gay

  • Typical nutcase with messianic level superiority complex needs to be instititutionalized.

  • Delusional.

  • Sorry Dude, read revelation. Jesus' second coming sounds a lot different than him showing up on Youtube.

  • @KarateObsession u are funnny man, that was funny

  • People, look up these texts if you want the truth. Matthew 24:38-39. and Revelations 21:2. Matthew 24:23-24 and Revelations 1:7.

  • I knew...I knew it! George Clooney is Jesus! See I told you mom!

  • This guy is creepy looking!! He reminds me of a pedophile!

  • @bklynAtrain you remind me of a judgment bitch that needs to get fucked in the ass.

    see its not cool when people say bad thins about other people

  • @themanchan90 It's not cool when people say bad things about other people? And thats's exactly what YOU are doing here, you hairy little hypocrite! Stop calling the kettle black! That guy must be your lover!

  • @bklynAtrain no i was making a point , i pray for people like you every night. i say lord forgive them, they know not what they do

  • @themanchan90 Yeah, maybe you can tell your lord to forgive you for being gay and having a pedophile for a lover.

  • @themanchan90 Hey acne face, does your mommy know you're playing on her computer?

  • @bklynAtrain bitch im acne free hahahah

  • @themanchan90 No, your mama's the b****.

  • LoL, Jesus doesn't need a script, HE WROTE THE BOOK.

    EPIC FAIL + FALSE MESSIAH

    THUMBS DOWN YOU JACKASS

  • ok look look guy i strongly doubt that you would be chosen to lead gods followers to the promised land god would never choose a man such as your self claiming to be jesus his true followers would know it is him with out a need to have it spread by you tube please get some help. for your sake dont try to over through the government it will end badly for you

  • Walk on water!

  • Lawl WTF!

  • Here is something to think about!! Jesus never had to read from a script!!

  • @84Ruthi Let me se.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • @84Ruthi Let me see.You have a whole lot more to worry about, sir. Now let's address the claim that I am God. What I claim is that the Spirit of God is in me through Christ Jesus, We have a message for man that will forever change the face of history forever. You should be telling everyone. This is Good News for mankind and the world.

    Sincerely,. The BRANCH

  • When he says it, you can see the expression on his face that he doesn't even believe himself.

    Blasphemy!

  • You aren't Jesus, the real Jesus Christ would have more views than Zombie kid.

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  • Are you serious?Have you read the Bible? I can see the you must have NOT.

    If you read it you will clearly see that you are demon possessed and are in need of deliverence from this demon. Humble yourself and seek the true and living God. if you do you will see he has provided a way for your redemtion and you can be saved from the wrath that will come apon you if you do not repent.

  • Not even Jesus uses Windows Movie Maker :D

  • U are a Farce! but... Jesus Yahweh is on you tube! His New name is Brian Leonard Golightly Marshall. And He Proves it. Honestly.. it is Amazing! He is at the michellenye channel.

  • lol god isn't even real.

    as far as i know he isn't real that is. jesus reborn would be able to prove he is real, by performing some impossible feat.

    wouldn't jesus just appear to all men and tell them "i am real"

  • Pretending to be Jesus? You are out of your mind. Jesus never said he was going to appear on Youtube. You definitely need to read the book of revalation

  • @tramsey4 lmao. You r a real sleuth.

  • You are an Anti-Christ.......No Prophet has to read a script.....Virgin Mary is no longer a virgin,she had many children....if you would see Jesus now you would fall dead...Read the book of Revelation....I pray Gods mercy for you

  • your jesus ha, only in your mind.

  • Ur trolling; were not dumb

  • fucking crazy

  • Which Lodge put you up to this nonsense?

    You are definitely possessed... i can tell... there are signs even on your face of possession by a jinn!

  • I have heard some nutters in my day, but you honestly have to take the cake. You don't sound terribly dissimilar from David Koresh, although the sad thing about him, well, he burned up in a building. Much like you, he worked no miracles, he did not work peacefully, and he too had ideas of grandeur. His demise was both swift and exacting, and I suspect that now he is regretting have done everything he did in the life of the living.

  • I suspect his days are now spent burning in hellfire, not terribly different from how he ended his cowardly life as a human being. I think I can promise a few things without being knocked down as enjoying hyperbole: you are a sociopath, clear and simple, with a clearly defined narcissistic personality disorder. You are an affront to everything that I have studied, learned, and come to know as truth as a biblical scholar and as a rational scientist, and you epitomize the antithesis of Christ.

  • If you were not so ill, I might actually consider you evil, but you hold as much weight as Koresh did, and look what became of him. Something tells me that Christ would not need implements like YouTube to profess his word. I always envisioned something a little more...grand. In working for the government, I can promise you that you are on some kind of watch list. You will be raping children and taking hostages next.

  • People should keep their eyes on you, but don't mistake the watchful eyes of the scared and concerned as an endorsement of your heresy. I have a feeling that there is a cozy cell waiting for you in Gitmo. It is just a matter of time. I am going to reach for the sick bag now, excuse me.

  • we should crucify him and see if he revives on sunday

  • @SoloXcolo --- Your litmus test is funny. I thought in Revelation that Jesus has a new name?!?!?!???!

  • cocaine, its one helluva drug

  • How much do you charge for blowjobs?

  • Son of God has a speech impediment? Haha.

  • jesus cant even remember his own shitty ass fuckin speech wat the fuck!. lets see u walk on water asshole

  • I remember watching this when it first came out and I was trying to determine if he's trying to scam everyone or if he really believes he's Jesus. He's put up hundreds of videos and carrying on with the same bullshit that he's always carried, it's quite obvious this man really does believe he's Jesus Christ. It's sad because everyone but him knows he's a dumbass.

    I've seen hundreds of far better vids than this and yet this one has more views, how pathetic.

  • LOL . .. .a Jesus who needs cue cards

  • jesus is here its so easy to see this...

    however does not believe jesus....should burn i hell everything makes sense now...... by subscribing to him we are save from hell subscribe and be SAVED BY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I remember reading this......"and lo, I shall send down my spirit and he shall speak the sermon on the you tube, and you will know he is jesus by an annoying lisp.

  • Did God send you have a speach impediment or are you speaking in tongues? If I follow you do I have to lisp as well?

  • Mathew 24:5

    U must have a bible sooo look it up!

  • The one, who you? are you serious? I note that you start with one and move on to use us, can we please see some of the others, I mean are they followers or equals as bothers and sisters? Excuss me but where does it really say days in the orginal text, because it simple doesn't, sorry you have not started well here telling lies and all!

  • religion is stupid, commit murders.

  • @luchoaredasevidimza3 Athiesm has committed more.

  • @Yuilen atheism has committed more murders??? You might as well say that people who don't believe in the Easter bunny commit more murders... you can't come to action over a non belief... it just doesn't happen...