Cooper Lawrence Admits She Was Wrong

[TheQoler]

"Sorry, but i have got to go with the ressearch" - Copper Lawrence on Fox News.

Am i the only one who cracked a smile at that comment when she apologized to America, for lying on national tv, on the most unprofessional news network in the whole country?

[GhonaSifilaids]

And I spit on her grave.

[ShadowDritz]

Ha! Bitch! No one fucks with Mass Effect and gets away with it!!

[jamesinsaltlake]

when did "misspoke" become an acceptable euphemism for "lied"?

[Bfizzle62]

Hey I wrote a book too. Does that mean I'm now a professional on something that has nothing to do with what I write about?

[aussiesaint3412]

i saw more boobs in the bounty and that was fucking pg

[keesso9]

O GREAT NOW SHE IS FUCKING WITH LOST

[Teali0]

@keesso9 I laughed quite a bit from this comment. Thank you.

[bagofhammerz]

At the very least Mass Effect 2 solved the problem. No sideboobs but you could still tell that Shepard was getting laid.

[BlaketheRonin]

@bagofhammerz more boobs for ME3...can't ever be too many boobs

[IAmTheStig320]

She was probably just pissed off because Shepard has a thing for punching stupid news reporters.

[void735]

im still mad at her... but apology acepted...

[Venberg1]

Moral of the story:

DON'T FUCK WITH THE GAMING COMMUNITY,

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'LL GET YOU!

[Spar125]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HER DISANGENUOUS ASSERTIONS

[85mariapatricia]

pander to fox news while she on it now pandering to gamers just a liar and an opportunist all around

[FlayvorOfEvil]

In Mass Effect 3, there will be a reporter named Cooper. She dismisses the Reapers.

[operationblucow]

Fuck Fox News. All there is to it.

[Jamaicobs]

Shepard: "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions"

*Falcon punches Cooper*

[NeuroToxin109]

Encountered Wild Bitch Cooper Lawrence!

Gamers, attack with reality check!

[TheCalcad]

BITCH simple as

[lordcakedude75]

I havn't even played mass effect and I know that that lady is stupid.

[VinnieLepore]

Al-Juliani, the annoying reporter in Mass Effect, should interview Cooper. That'd be like dividing by zero or two Falcon Punches colliding right?

[AznSupaStar14]

I've had enough of Cooper Lawrence's disingenuous assertions.

[bionicle2122]

Cooper is actually Harbringer in disguise. Discouraging parents to buy the game so that Shepherd gets less popular.

[joshuaarias100]

Let's add insult to injury lol. We need to buy her a copy of ME3 for her birthday with the Default FemShep on the cover lol.

[bionicle2122]

@joshuaarias100 My God that'd be fucking hilarious.

[ohstate411]

Every fucking generation they have something to say that its ruining kids first it was tv, then heavy metal, then it was rap, now it's video games.

[baconlover9125]

@ohstate411 don't forget about comic books in the 1960's

[af1iRockNIKES]

It sure did have a mass effect on her career

[Ianduran12074]

all you see in mass effect is a back for 5 seconds and a little provokotive language

[MissJocelynne]

I wander if that reporter on the citadel from mass effect 2 was modeled after her. If so then is nice to know that you can hit her in the game ^_^

[joshuaarias100]

@MissJocelynne Nah you meet her in mass effect 1 aas well before all this happened. They reference her in the DLC Bring Down the Sky.

[2106BAMBAM]

she has a beautiful mouth

[CloneBros2874]

A big smile came across my face during this video

[kiryu2000]

Seth Schiesel FTW!

[TheBansheeBomb]

put the bombardment on STAND BY!

[manonthemoon516]

Cooper Lawrence: "Mass Effect is a terrible game and it's harmful for the childr-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

[cbailey009]

there's some things you just don't do. you don't drink led paint and YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MASS EFFECT!!!

WE'LL CUT YOU!!

lol

[Gunner3210]

@cbailey009 *lead paint.

[TheMaerx]

Too bad bitch we gamers are everywhere, we cannot be beaten, we are a legion. And soon this world will be taken by us.

[GinoTheSpy]

she must have every book she ever writes rated down for teh lulz and justice.

[grimmviral]

It is funny, she apologizes for making false accusations on Mass Effect, but then she rails on Lost for a moment. What a confused, vapid women.

[theprophet113]

she reminds me of Khalisah al-Jilani (news reporter in ME)

[GirtheAlienGoldfish]

Ah... Huzzah for small victories.

[rockworm503]

good for her for acknowledging she was wrong.  That leaves 1 out of how many people who've been on fox news?

[orangeTadpole]

Garrus finished his calibrations on coopers brain.

[BuffaloaferN7]

@orangeTadpole

You are amazing.

[GExum0424]

had to give this thumbs up for musical choice alone :D

[HappyPantsEd]

Before you all think she was actually sorry, check the full interview. She said she had heard about the game backstage a couple minutes before she went live on Fox. You're telling me that because of one person, someone who obviously didn't play the game, you're going to believe that story entirely? You trust one person over the ESRB and an entire gaming industry? Fucking idiot. She only said sorry so she could cover her tracks and stop the hateful reviews of her book.... bitch..

[cooljj82]

PRESS LIKE IF YOU THINK SHE IS A CUNT

[xChiiasax]

Besides the whole "lol yeah there's totally sex in that game" thing, I mostly disliked her comments on how BOYS are playing it and all that. So she claims the game is sexist by treating women as sexual objects then goes saying only boys play? Sexiiiist.

But I'm over it. She said she was wrong, I don't care about her, I'm just waiting to play ME3 now and be my happy little gamer-girl self c:

[mcshobe2008]

all the problems in our society and we sit on our hands doing jack shit... some cunt lies about a video game and the entire gaming community demands retraction ...and gets it!

the rest of us I guess could learn something

[DarthCannabis]

Cooper Lawrence's career exists because we allow it, and it will end because we demand it.

[xTheDynastQueenx]

Bioware should make the news lady that you always punch grow out her hair to look like Cooper.

[PainfulJoy]

Gamers are a community you don't want to fuck with!!! Go Bioware Go!!!!

[merksperk2]

Yeah, this was after Cooper Lawrence played Mass effect and got hooked by the story and gameplay (and Garrus).

[TheRome111]

She didn't apologize she said she misspoke which is being on the right track but slightly wrong she did no misspeak

[gameboy2016]

lol i find it funny that in the actual debate she was trying to beat the guy that made the fucking with "extended research". you can never win an argument against a person that has first hand experience on the topic and the other person "looked it up on the internet and make a judgement call from there". its just not logical in any way that you win that argument. just my two cents on the topic. whelp im gonna start play mass effect 2 now. ps. fuck off fox

[sakatakintoki3]

it dosnt matter, she said what she wanted on tv that has waaaaayyyy more influence than an apology later on.

[SandBarAndYou]

People will always fear the unknown. That's why nongamer parents hate games. They don't get them. Games are educational. Women need to understand this. I've never understood why little girls like to play with dolls while little boys have an urge to strategize and use their math and spatial reasoning to accomplish a challenging task that rewards them and shows them that in life, sometimes you lose and sometimes you win but when you only try to brush hair, you just fail.

[Itmeow]

@SandBarAndYou i like the way you put that.

[TheCyberToad]

Nice to see everybody's accepting her apology so gracefully and maturely.

[SandBarAndYou]

@TheCyberToad I HATE it when people think that the point of an apology is to be accepted. It is NOT. Major pet peeve.

[RH98]

FFS guys! She admitted she was wrong... has life taught you nothing?... "kind word + gun". This kind of pathetic teenage dickwaving effects the leverage of gamers as a whole. Machiavelli is laughing in his fucking grave at these reactions.

[CzMDavid]

@RH98 Wait, what exactly was Machiavelli teaching again? Anyway these reactions are to be expected, but nobody reads them.

[GibbsGibberstein]

I have enough of this whores disengenuous assertions.

[p4n13]

w00t

[kcc1396]

SUCK it Cooper Lawrence you fucking bitch we are the champions no time for bitches

[Strado2217]

As Garrus would say: "ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!" :D

[Sniffy066]

Sorry cooper. You'll be forever known as a bitch who did not do the research.

[herts23]

Mass Effect is bad? I can rip a nigga in half in GoW, yet Mass Effect is bad? LMAO

[BlakAttk]

@herts23 LMAO anyways

[liebstandarteadolf]

I think the author means "fictitious" not "fictional".

[TheArrpeegee]

Let me guess.

You neckbeards 'bombarded' her e-mail with deflamatory statements and horrible insults because she was wrong about your favourite video game?

I bet only 2 percent of the aforementioned bombardment was actual rational logical and argument.

You make me sick.

[XD12zle]

@TheArrpeegee Deflamatory isn't actually a word, and i dont have a neck beard, but u dont need one to know that people shouldn't open their mouths about subjects they dont have the facts on...which she did, kinda like ur doin now, promoting uneducated opinion as hard fact but prefacing ur statements with phrases like "Let me guess" and "I bet".

You make me smile.

[lessergnome]

@TheArrpeegee Art must be defended. Video games are art, and if you don't like it then that is just too bad. Censorship must be fought in all its forms and we must defend artists so that they may create and challenge us. Without challenge our culture will die.

Cooper Lawrence is a fear merchant who capitalizes on keeping the average person afraid of anything she doesn't approve of. She is a coward, and a part of a very large problem in our society.

[TheArrpeegee]

@lessergnome Theres other ways to go about something other than personally attacking someone, and making her fear for her life, which I don't doubt a few assholes did.

Get off your high horse, some games are Art, but Mass Effect isn't.

[lessergnome]

@TheArrpeegee Then she should avoid slandering artwork. Also, I doubt they made her fear for her life. She is just a coward.

Actually it is. She basically slandered it to keep fear alive and to sell more of her books.

[TheArrpeegee]

@lessergnome NO art is above criticism. Let's take Piss Christ for example. The people that think that is art are just fucking retarded, right? If you think that is allowed to be in an exhibition with pictures of full naked women and men fucked, men fucking men, and all this kind of crap, you think thats art and should be displayed as family friendly? Honestly.

[lessergnome]

@TheArrpeegee Not disagreeing with art needing to be criticized, or some of it being kept away from kids. Piss Christ is art. I personally don't like it, and I can see how it is offensive, but if we allow ourselves to give up our principles because something makes us feel uncomfortable, we are still unprincipled.

Also, yes, some art is not family friendly. That is why things like Mass Effect and Piss Christ are not shown to children. They are not ready to see it.

[BlakAttk]

@TheArrpeegee dude the point is, she really had no valid points about why mass effect was a bad game and it sounds like you didn't see the interview or played the game. The guy defending the game, made so many good points and everytime he did, she would try to cut him off and change the question. Mass Effect IS art my friend. The story is amazing

[TomCruiseHere]

@TheArrpeegee MORTAL FOOL!!! Mass Effect is above art. To wed such a silly human concept to it is disgraceful. Even my words, or the words of any man for that matter, can do the game no justice, despite their honorable intentions. If you were to combine such significant and revolutionary achievements as Newton's Laws, Edison's lightbulb, and Da Vinci's Last Supper, you'd have only a fraction of an idea of Mass Effect's true worth.

Besides isn't art subjective? Except for Pollock...he sucked.

[jnthn1984]

@TheArrpeegee I smell troll………or conservative republican. But they are both really the same thing. Loud, ignorant and have no idea what they are talking about.

[hooters692010]

maybe cooper should stay in the kitchen where she belongs

[dontsmoke187]

23 peopel work at fox.

[ahhaboom]

"Have you ever played the game? "No, but..."

If she never played the game, WHY WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Whore -______-

[TheRage41752]

bout time bitch

[MrACErhythm]

You ser are a hero. Here many years later that interview still greatly pisses me off. so this was a nice truth. Fuck that bitch.

[Flumong]

Now come on guys, she quietly surrendered and admitted that she was wrong, it's over and we won.

..................but we ain't letteing it go that easy, are we? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JIDDO2195]

Nice choice of music!! Lol

[MustangGT691]

THATS RIGHT BITCH WE WON SO FUCK YOU WE STILL ARE GONNA SLAP YOUR ASS WITH SINGULARITY THOUGH

[JukeboxJoe1]

I'm Commander Shepard, and she's the biggest idiot on the Citadel

[HellFieker]

@JukeboxJoe1 That Comment owns.

I just got done playing that part on ME2.

I bought a hamster.

haha, now i sit and read that comment.

XD

[JukeboxJoe1]

@HellFieker XD. I went and endorsed every shop, I'm such an attention whore.

[nestletreb]

Cooper - you made BioWare cry... meanie.

[nestletreb]

Ray Muzyka, the medical doctor who is chief executive of BioWare, the Electronic Arts studio that made Mass Effect, said:

“We’re hurt. We believe in video games as an art form, and on behalf of the 120 people who poured their blood and tears into this game over three years, we’re just really hurt that someone would misrepresent the game without even playing it. All we can hope for is that people who actually play our games will see the truth.”

[Cap285]

I love this video! That stupid bitch has a book?! Why?!

We (gamers) are the Champions!

[JuNoKun1]

The unbelievable thing is that some people actually bought her book! They are as pathetic as the title of the book itself... this brainless woman seriously doesn't deserve any attention...

[wvumak]

21 people can't wrap their heads around the epicness that is...MASS EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[gamingcultist]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHHAHAHHA­AAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA­AHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAHHHA!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CUNT!!! *ahem* now that i got that out of my system, let me take this opportunity to point out the fact that i HIGHLY doubt she's sorry, just tired of the backlash, and thus, she's still a queen-bitch thundercunt

[notsofatkid]

you misspelled "pissed off"

[jwbartle]

You couldn't have used a worst font for this, honestly. What the fuck were you thinking?!

[uratoko]

WTF!! what the hell is cooper doing out of the kitchen!!! ???

[TheLordmep]

After all this, I almost feel sorry for the stupid lady... almost. I just hope she can take solace in her destruction sending out a message to all followers and participants of FOX.

"Don't talk shit about shit you don't know shit about."

[DerOrk]

They should model an NPC after her, in ME3.

Maybe one we can blow through an Airlock

[SesshReincarnated]

@DerOrk I thought that was what we had Khalisah for? At least in ME2....

[TheEstrugaz]

@DerOrk Totally. That NPC should be a prostitute, that you could nail and then blow through an Airlock to avoid paying her ^. ^

[CPTBlarg117]

@DerOrk The new Ashley looks a bit like her. Hopefully we get the chance to try and leave her for dead in a fight with a Reaper.

[shadow11479]

@DerOrk

Paragon option: okay i will let you out of the airlock *she comes into the ship* *shephard punches her* but dont spread sh*t!

Renegade option: Screw you *beep* *she gets flushed into space*

Paragade option: Okay i will let you out *beep* Just kidding *she gets flushed into space*

[Gannon191]

@DerOrk OMG I fucking fell out of my chair when I read that!

[TheRealBarnez]

@DerOrk She should be the reporter in ME3 if you punched the one in ME2... and instead of punching it, you shoot it.

[dmxclassic9646]

@DerOrk I'd like her to be an interviewer in mass effect 3 that you can punch like all the others...

[CharmieKid]

@DerOrk Or better yet,

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"

*Punch*

[goldenthao]

@DerOrk i totally agree

[sevless]

@DerOrk im pretty sure the was that asshole reporter you got to punch in the face

[Josh16m07]

Am I the only one who thought "I'd still hate fuck her senseless" ?

[pelledenzeje]

@Josh16m07 Yes.

[Yerizzo]

Her book cover showed more skin that Mass Effect did. Damn hypo. I hate hypos

[MirkyBlueIconoclast]

The way they scrolled the text made it kinda hard to read...

[Vengeance9513]

Gamers: We've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

Cooper: I've had enough of you all ruining my book ratings, I'm sorry

[GSSAGE7]

@Vengeance9513 That gives me an idea. Has anyone came out with a mod that makes that reporter you get to punch look like Cooper?

[DarkSpartan92]

stupid bitch

[joman47]

this was good... until that last bit. she apologized, let's be adults and forgive her. maybe they'll eventually realize we aren't all 12 year old xbox live assholes and we'll gain some ground.

[joman47]

great. up to the last bit there. no reason to get hostile. she aplolgized, now let's all forgive her and hope she learned and return to work with smug smiles instead of proving to them that we're all the twelve year old xbox live assholes they think we are.

[mastermoogleman]

VICTORY rejoice and be happy people cooper lawrence is going back to the kitchen where she belongs

[cjjtheone]

BITCH

[lordgluzman]

im 16 and i really want to have sex because of video games... wait. no. thats just my puberty acting up

[NGCcoasters]

0:50

Sawyer. Kate. In a cage.

[alfilleon]

U HAVE NO RIGHT TO APOLOGIZE U ARE TRYING TO PROTECT UR IMAGE

BURN THE BOOK!!!

[GamerElemental]

Shepard and Wrex had a gun to her head during the entire appology.

[vos474747]

looks like we had all had enough of her disingenuous assertions

*right hook*

[AussieMan7493]

Awsome video and completely right, cooper is such a bitch!

[alternativebassist]

finally sanity snatches a victory! Lol that picture of her is objectifies women FAR more than anything in mass effect!

[that1dude0092]

she needs to go back in the kitchen

[FunnyJunny9s2]

Thank fuck for this. I love Mass Effect and hated to see it slandered for absolutely no reason. Nudity my ass! These people had no idea what they were talking about, had never played the game and made their opinion due to prejudice. Bunch of assholes!

[PrinceoftheTwilight]

Think harder next time before you decide to fuck with us gamers. We're very protective of our games and if you try any shit we'll rip out your pussy.

[PrinceoftheTwilight]

MASS EFFECT FOREVER AND FUCKING EVER!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY, CHOKE ON MY DICK YOU MOTHBALL BRAINED BITCH!!!!!!!!!

we are gamers and we must stick together. DOWN WITH THE PRUDE IGNORANT LITTLE FUCKS!!!! GAMERS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

[kiryu2000]

LONG LIVE MASS EFFECT AND ITS LEGION OF GAMERS!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU COOPER LAWRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[radiojho]

Cooper Lawrence's radio show was cancelled and will cease at the end of 2010. The President of the syndication company protected her for years while her show failed misreably.

[Gedde16]

We Gamers are Prettey bad ass Dont Forget that and rember somday armies will consist of robots and who do you think is holding the controler!

[11Cheesewaffles]

only if fox news had books

[IBioPoxI]

congrats gammers we have become a force to be reconed with, well atleast when we are relatively single minded about something, and can stop our internal squables about how that guy just got a bs head shot and must be hacking :)

[KOTOR2geek]

Reasons why FOX's report was false and how the debate was bullshit:

They never let the gamer from SpikeTV speek hardly at all.

Bioware never marketed Mass Effect to children.

Parents that have an IQ of 50 can see the M for Mature sign on the front and back of the box.

Once you go to pay for the game, you have to show your ID.

All of the research they did was look at a few trailers.

The sex scene does not show full graphic nudity like FOX claimed.

The scene is not interactive

[juelz556]

21 people bought her book lol

[subgerocallidus]

Ignite not the wrath of the Nerd Generation!

[lennonzb654]

hhahahah, one of the tags is "bitch"

[jrz1230]

No one fucks with the United Legion of Hardcore Gamers!

[BossGabino]

I love being a gamer fuck those that cant hack 

[wiseye61]

Fucking bitch wants to fuck with lost now?

[BriankLizard]

We truly were the champions in this. Gamers will hunt ur ass down if u fuck with us

[tH3c00lpreTz3l]

she can't mess with us gamers because we will use the INTERNET TO DESTROY YOU lol just kiddin

[cbetts87]

gamers are just like the military, USAF talks crap on Army, Army Talks on marines, marines on navy(i know its a dept) But the second some outside party says one thing, Instant unification and destruction of the enemy. lol.

[Tinman888100]

Cooper: Ah Yes, "Sex scenes" a two minute artificial representation of human sexuality sometimes expressed in video games. I have dismissed that claim.

Well done gamers.

[pr0pr0]

thanks for linking us to the full article. ass. newyork times is a big site, bigger 2 years later. ass.

[Dude10256]

You know, we gamers may want to hurt, diss, hellkill each other sometimes, wether it's about the best console, the best game, etc., but when retards come and attack great games (DERP NEVER PLAYED THE GAME BUT IT'S BAD DERP) with no backup to their claims, we know that we can run them in to the ground. Gamers FTW.

[RLuke09]

Fuck you Cooper Lawrence, dumb fucking whore, would love to punch you in your stupid fucking mouth

[lulerboy]

gamers>fox news

[finalcrest999]

yeah fuck that bitch hahaha dont mess with us!! nice song

[CasualOctopus]

@rvbfan17 Exactly...

[linkassassin360]

Heres the thing: if you dont play games, you cant have a "fair and balanced" opinion of them. Period.

Faux news needs to start covering ACTUAL news, not fear stories to drum up contreversy.

[GENOCIDE2099]

EA or MS didn't go after her. it was free publicity. it's a bioware game and we knew that it's going to be awesome. alien sideboob or not.

[zombiechild27]

She admitted that she saw more explicit episodes of LOST... lol

[alphAgamer12345]

taking out a bitch, one person at a time

[Gerald360halowowness]

see, if we can bring down one ass hole of a bitch tha we can bring down jack thompson!

[darthvenom30567]

@Gerald360halowowness um dude we already brought him down he was disbarred like two or three years ago the only thing left in our way is susan bar-bitch and fuck news

[nandara2709]

LOLOL,dont be fooled all those who say you'd hit that,she really isnt that hot (just watch the fox thing),and for all this misconception you can thank photoshop (otherwise this bitch would be hopeless)

[GeneralHoohah]

I could tell as soon as she started talking in that fox news report, that she was a stupid self involved bitch.... I was right. :) I'm very good at figuring out people, very quickly.

[alphAgamer12345]

idc ill still fuck her

[xNuggetCakex]

ha ha They thought they had us

[Dnize]

Sex is illegal or something? Its reality lady.

[TheVVanderingStar]

Oh my god she deserved it. XD

[wowzerpoopythethird]

gamers:1

fox news:0