/How to get a girlfriend (the easy way)\

[MrJjohn]

he dates himself omg omg. i guess its better than dating his hand.

[MrChuckCee]

if you had a show. i'd watch it. no homo.

[darkfarie177]

Take her to a fancy restaurant like olive garden or outback steakhouse.. Bitches love steak lmao xD

[flytrappedinajar1]

So I meet this nice guy, and he takes me out to dinner, right? So it's going well, he seems pretty confident, like a total ladies man. Then he does something kind of weird. He like, puts his hand on his butt, and then the next thing I know he's smearing poop all over my face! Alright, at first I was like, what the hell is this guy's problem? But then I realize- I want him inside me.

(lawls, you just got a new subscriber, mate)

[FlySnailFly]

@flytrappedinajar1 Hahahah! thank you. :D

[Creon]

A++

[TeriLovesHolister]

Loved this!! 'Bitches love steak' :')

[KattReen]

Mmmm, poop. Tastes like... Poop.

[RenopunkJo]

1:11 CLASIC!! :D

[BoabMcMuffin]

class.



[PeaceLovePit]

Give that bitch some shitty hand.Bitches love shitty hands.

[FlySnailFly]

@PeaceLovePit LOLOL i feel like this is a terrible thing. :/

[PeaceLovePit]

@FlySnailFly Lol.Little bit. 

[nsk1810]

Wait, that was bad advice? Why didn't you say that before O_O

[thehungoverandroids]

You know you got someone special if she will let you shit in your hand in front of her and smear it on her face....but until that day we can only dream =P

[CriketNeeResponse]

"B**ches LOVE steak!!"

[chelano]

bitches love poop on steak

[dolphinclicks]

you look derped

[FlySnailFly]

@dolphinclicks ):

[WTF1035]

bitchis love steak

[ThrisandCim]

Man, I rofled when your "girlfriend" said " Damon sold me when he shoved it up my nose". xD

[zitroooz]

Hey the hair looks pretty good! (: maybe a bit over excessive

[FlySnailFly]

@zitroooz Ooppps! didn't mean to vote down! haha, I had just woke up and hadn't showered it looks way better now.

[supertoyster]

dont cuss,it just ruins it!!!

[FlySnailFly]

@supertoyster hehehehe, just being in character.

[punkassdown]

that would totally work because you touched her face with your hands

[FlySnailFly]

@punkassdown mhhhhmmmm

[mattdaviestv]

haha thats how i got my girlfriend HOW DID U KNOW!

[ABPioue289t89883475q]

hah i love you you're a genius <3

[FlySnailFly]

@ABPioue289t89883475q Thank you very much! :D

[darkjibus]

Tried it :) Now im married with 3 beautiful children, thank you so much :D

[FlySnailFly]

@darkjibus hahah you're welcome! I usually get good results. :3

[kurrytv]

I hit that likkkkkke button. I'll give this vid to any future guys that wanna go on a date with me, just so they're prepared. xD

[FlySnailFly]

@kurrytv Hahahah! just share it on facebook! :3 thank you for liking. come to my tinychat!

[kurrytv]

@FlySnailFly Aww, I missed the tinychat. Shuuuucks! ;/