Robert Pattinson punched in face (Cries like a lil' bitch)

[GodisFuked]

No need to sugar coat it Dusty, tells what you really think. ;)

[kallegroen]

LOL

[Yewon2001]

Haha watch my video on Fred and Robert Pattingson /watch?v=r-k_myzXgmQ and let me know what you think?

[cookiemonsta188]

it could have been written by 12 year olds? That's insulting to twelve year olds, twelve year olds could write something better than Twilight. Stephanie Meyer is a complete phsycopath

[Domzdream]

I'm a fellow hater of Twylight. I actually rented the dvd's out on lovefilm in UK, just to make fun of it. It's just pure comedy. Plus, I'm a true massochist (not really).

Vampires are such cool creatures. Fucking recent film writers have turned them into teenage, sparkling, faggy, school-going vegetarians.

Seriously, if you're into Twylight, you need psycho analysis.

[anythingnew]

"Are you ah fan of dah movie?" LOL

[EdM021]

Scrawny li'l MFer. (Pattinson)

[bigmanoooo1]

im a Scottish Australian so i am extremely offended that you hit an Englishman - [end sarcasm]

[MsOneiroi77]

@bigmanoooo1 lol Im a scottish-scotsman and say he shouldnt have hit him sassanach.

[bigmanoooo1]

@MsOneiroi77 i am a sassanach yes because i was born in glasgow, were you born?

[bigmanoooo1]

@bigmanoooo1 *where

[bigmanoooo1]

@MsOneiroi77 i bet you were born south of the highlands and still think you are not a sassanach LMAO!

[MsOneiroi77]

@bigmanoooo1 no I was born on Lewis and even if you consider there a line between what is a true scotsman the Lowlanders are scottish might I remind you the largest population in Scotland of Gaelic speakers is in Glasgow. More Scottish than an Australian, American, Canadian or whatever.

[bigmanoooo1]

@MsOneiroi77 i am a lowlander i was born in glasgow as i already pointed out, i am also an australian citizen, i dont think there is a line that distinguishes a true scotsman, i wasn't the one who used the word sassenach was i? the fact that i am an australian citizen doesn't make me less scottish than you, it just means i have better weather :)

[Bot23]

@MsOneiroi77 I have been there to visit my friend who i met in university's family, the ferry trip from ullapool was awesome.

[MsOneiroi77]

@Bot23 its a lovely place with lots of history glad you enjoyed your trip

[skinnypotsmoker]

dont shop at wallmart

[18236351]

im 13 screw robert hes a stupid ugly bitch twilight sucks ass and they woon almost every fuckin award in mtv movie awards screw robert pattinson hes a stupid asshole bitch motherfucker

[LikaLaruku]

I read that the Pattinson guy hated being in those movies or something, but was contractually obligated to finish them.

[drewglis]

You are one unhappy little fella Mr. Dusty or whatever your name is. I just don't get what is so entertaining about calling Robert Pattinson mother fucker this and that... who cares?

[baxtar1963]

I'm with you man. I tried to sit through Twilight and fell out. Every women I know is crazy about it and it makes me ill. There are movie posters in there offices at work and these women are all over 40 it's sick. I could see if there was a good story line with good acting but no not this.

[SuzSeptember]

this guy didnt punch robert pattison..it only takes a bit of research to find out the real story..

[imiritu]

most gangsta white fool i ever seen, thanks though if you really did this to that pussy ass bitch

[Zeverouis]

... Ok it's fine that you hate the movie but.. PEople hating the actors are just stupid. I mean those actors just do their jobs O.o. If you were an actor, and you could get a 5 million deal. (or what ever money they got for their roll). YOU WOULD TAKE IT! You would suck it up that the movie sucks and take the part! And yes you would say you like the movie just to get more money! OF course you would! Damned idiots here on youtube seriously!

[ReiaSage]

Lmao.

[TheTauKnight]

Hilarious if true although i do not appreciate the bad English accent.

[casandroteur]

wonderfull!

[LilMissParodyMaker]

This video is so shit. Hes better than you because you finger yourself. Dont take this piss of british people or I will kill you. Btw robert pattinson is on the most beautiful list you fucker. And i like twilight, Ok im going to explain this very carefully. Films dont have to based on real life. Thats why its called Fiction. Fiction means imagination. Duh. Your a fucking retarted 12 year old bitch!!!!!

[TheNarfhead]

VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!

[misssunshine1997ful]

thats funny



[imyourgod2]

i like your videos on atheism, but not really a fan of this one sorry. i hope you keep making good videos!

[iamzhippoppotimus]

HEY! Stop insulting 12 year olds. my little sister happens to be a genius with a pen man >:(

[therock19943]

hahahaha you made me laugh man. thats true he absolutely sucks!

[anujpjain]

dude, wtf, i expected to actually see robert pattinson actually get punched. Not this shit. Yea it was funny but dont put up the misleading title. Dislike just for gettin my hopes up of seeing that little bitch cry.

[vampiregirl777nl]

wow. you are a lil' bitch aren't you. YES I AM A FAN OF TWILIGHT! BUT YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING POSER! YOU THINK UR GANGSTER AND SHIT! GOD THAT WAS REALLY STUPID! I'M NOT OFFENDED BY THIS VID BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF

A. YOU ACTUALLY HAD A REAL STORY TO TELL. ( that would have been funny )

and B. IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A POSER.

[Zeyrion]

I'm English and I love this video.

[aspiknf]

lol couldn't stop laughing. hahaha. I agree with you to some extent cultofdusty, he is not very handsome.

[roppex93]

FUCK YOU!

[bcoffinberry]

i hate you. you cuss more then anyone ive ever listened to in my entire life and with every cuss word you say i want to headbutt a small child because your ignorence ceases to amaze me you hick bastard

[evrythingirl]

I agree with everyone that thinks that Rpattz is hot, and that u have no fucking right to call Twilight for 12 year olds, because ur dialougue is a fucking 12 year old brain yourself. Your just a lying mother fucker, and u need to get a life because ur just jealous that alot of people LOVE Robert Pattinson n not u. And, there wasnt any photos or evidence that a loser like you punch Robert Pattinson in Walmart, and the photo in the side of his face u said sourselfuhit him inthe mouth!! LOSER

[TheMufflicks]

FUNNY SHIT BRO

[morganbath]

I had to ask my 12 year old daughter what the fuck you were talking about. She pretty much agreed with your analysis but has made me promise to watch it with her to form my own opinion so thank you very fucking much for ruining my weekend!

My 12 year old daughter is also half English and told me to tell you that she thinks you hit like a girl and will bitch slap you if you don't work on your English accent. Kids today.

[ameygirl323]

rob pattinson 's english accent is HOT and he would kick your ass....coming 4rm a pissed of 12 year old girl :<

[mrleatherface]

hell ya i hate that ignorant ass to

[shelbert1997]

Hey I'm 12 and I consider that an insult! I hate Twilight.

[marcuelcajon]

I am ashamed but i actually paid good money for that film. The first 30 minutes of the movie I got up, grabbed my girls hand and told her were leaving. She was happy, and told me she thought i was enjoying it. I was like "Fuck no". We got our money back Plus free tickets and stood outside telling people how sucky the movie was.

[fallingwater4750]

This Dusty fellow is such a fraud!

If he had assualted Pattinson don't you think Pattinson would have had him arrested and we all would have heard about it on Entertainment Tonight or a talk news channel. It would have been splashed all over the news! This guy is such a sleazebag!

[claarapattinson]

get a life.

[grundy901]

LMAO.....hahahaahahaha love it awesome...but i gotta say im actually english and i dont speak like that lol but i know the world thinks we do because of twats like him and hugh grant and that harry potter dickface toff and every other english actor......i just cant wait for everyone to forget about him so he ends up in rehab,has too much plastic surgery and hopefully he will take his own life......utter waste of flesh

[phantomlover62992]

FUCK YOU.

[Morrisseyisdead]

Violence is wrong.

[megan123459]

stfu u stipid mother fucking bitch,i fucking hate you. you go damn bitch we dont give a fuck if ur stupid as dony likr fucking twilight so yeah so u can go fuck urrelf

[Robpattz2010]

i don't care what you think Bandimore if my channel is not enough fuck you then i don't need toove shit to you, ok. what kind of proofe you want frome me any ways?

[parisdreamer]

YOu don't have to proof anything! Standing up to a fuck tard like this jackass is good enough for me.. why would anyone believe this shit anyways!he lied about everything

[Robpattz2010]

I laugh at a retard in a chair with no life that has to lie to get attention..lol.. lord help you .THAT PICTURE IN THE VIDEO IS A MOVIE STILL FROM MY MOVIE "REMBEMER ME" look it up there are more just like that picture! And you didn't do that to me Dusty. That is Movie Prop Blood DUMB ASS

[Robpattz2010]

you bash Stephenie Meyer for the writing of the novels that have sold oh about a billion world wide and Twilight fans will disagree with your attitude. You know what . because there are always going to be haters but love is much stronger than hate and that out weights the haters by a billion. Oh and that picture you use on this video is from My movie that will be out In March Remember me. That is fake movie prop blood so I hope no one believe this stupid ass red neck with no life

[Robpattz2010]

you know what! you scum bag ! Your a jackass that has no life. I would never say the things you claim I said. I would never say that I am Robert Pattinson and women love me. I am not that arrogant.

[Robpattz2010]

yeah right you lying fat baster if you hit me in my face your fat ass will be in jail i'm reporting your fat ass jerk.

rob so you all stupid people you will all be lock up for this.

[Swordsman808]

Hahaha. ROTFL. I hate fucking twilight and I do agree seeing pattyson get knocked the fuck out and cry like a little bitch would be awesomely hilarious. But FYI, you're a dumb redneck hick Dusy and the south = armpit of the United States :P

[Robpattz2010]

@Swordsman808 good i don't give a shit all your hater hate what ever god will take care of you fat ass

[TheLifthrasir]

If it is serious I will worship you as god of movie-justice.

[Jazzskieberry]

Not sure if serious. But if so, FUCK YEAH!

[NDR191]

WE DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!

[Phyoomz]

Well, now you've done it. You've made all the 6th grade girls cry. Make sure you're not roaming the friggin backwoods of Washington state anytime soon. Poor pre-pubesant (spellcheck) pixies.

[Robpattz2010]

@Phyoomz 6 th grade girls are u doing that trying to hurt me too they won't cry stop picking on kids you basters

[macnutz]

Hit him again Dusty. That twilight shit needs to be punished.

[Robpattz2010]

@macnutz ok macnutz if that fat ass dusty does hot me he's goinng to jail he never hit me like that that fat ass baster he just trying to punk me out becasue i'm skinny stupid fat ass i have himfrome for this that why they call him dusty he dust for the cops

[macnutz]

@Robpattz2010 I'm almost sorry for you.  Almost. Maybe you'll get a real script in your next movie.

[Robpattz2010]

whatever jerk get real get a job you homeless poke that why i don't mess with stupid low lifes no your the one that i should be sorry for you need to pick on people other then me becasue i reporting this to the cops, and the predent the law every body your guys will all go to hell with that devil you stupid baster and when u do go to jail i be laughing at you saying you do the crime now do the time and that fat ass dusty he be the first one behind bars stupid ass i

[ProfessorPEARL]

Two things of note;

1.) You are reminiscent of Ice-T at the end of your vid...

2.) A (allegedly) heterosexual male, stated that he would "fuck you".

I really don't know how I would take that...

5/5

[Stephaniebunny123]

Rock on!!! I WANNA DO THAT TO HIM SOMEDAY!!! LOL

[batfly]

So gangsta and shit!

[CultOfDusty]

I was raised in the mean streets of Greenwood, Mississippi. I'll cut a bitch.

[Dragonfire7666]

HAHA. I watched all your vids again today.

I laughed twice, was retarded once.

Do better tomorrow.

CIV write-in president 2012.

[JamesJimRaynor]

Robert Pattinson said he purposefully attempted to portray Edward as a creepy, obsessed nutjob and... giving fans exactly what they wanted, it seems. Pattinson absolutely hates everything about the franchise, explicitly stating in interviews that he thinks that the books are stupid and so are the fans. He only auditioned for the movie so he could have a chance to hit on Kristen Stewart, which is actually pretty appropriate for the character he played.

[poopookittycat]

One more thing, you might wanna think about pulling that dildo out of your ass! You keep squirming around in your chair every time you tlk. I bet you liked those pics of Rob. Fuck You!

[CultOfDusty]

Sigh. This is a comedy video, in the comedy section.

The dildo does fell nice though!

[poopookittycat]

lol. I take back what i said. Im a girl and a fan of Rob Pattinson. Didn't know this was comedy.

[Robpattz2010]

thanks that why he's fat ass is going to hell

[poopookittycat]

You need to look up ur info before u talk trash. That so called black eye is fake. Its make up for his new up coming movie. He goes out with bodyguards 24/7, hes has bad anxiety attacks, dumbass!

[Robpattz2010]

yes see i know i do go out with body gaurd he making this hole shit up that why i pissed and it is a comedy that i said id that fat ass came to me and hit me like that they will take his ass to jail he don't know stupid ass hates he name is dusty that fat ass never hit me

[IFloridaMotocrossI]

Three reasons why I would fuck you, although I'm straight.

1. Atheism FTW

2. Fuck Twilight

3. Kawasaki FTW

FUCK YEAH

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[christiandv8]

I came.

[floppidyfloop]

for the love of god thank you for bustin up that poofster XD

[TUTFourYou]

FUCK YOU

[alphacause]

I think next to the Oprah Winfrey show, Twilight has done more to emasculate society than any other media phenomenon. What is interesting, if this story is true, is that a guy like Robert Pattinson, who is making millions off this movie franchise, is shopping at Walmart. Its okay for guys like you and me to shop at Walmart, because we make average salaries. However, a guy like Pattinson, is just being cheap for shopping there. That is one more reason to hate this douche bag.

[TheEntentrainer]

Great, if he would only shop at luxury stores you would have said that Pattinson thinks he is better than the rest of us. Seriously, who fucking cares where some douche shops?

[Robpattz2010]

No i don't think i better then you guys fuck faces why don't you pick on someone your own size ass holes i don't give a shit what you think!

[Robpattz2010]

you don't know me to call me cheep your cheep low life

[jussts]

LMAO, I love how your 'English accent' sounds like a retarded Dracula.

[CrazyShayn]

Is this rly true??It'd be fucking funny if it would be, can you give me an answer :P

[SAsgarters]

I want this to be true.

[shubidubar]

Dusty has a dog

[CultOfDusty]

Real men own yorkies!

[guiltybob1]

Real men also choke motherfuckers who make fun of them for owning yorkies!

[rabbitpirate]

I made the mistake of watching twilight yesterday...yup, it sucked.

[Robpattz2010]

well if it suck don't wacth it burn it i don't give a shit

[Dall5000]

The Quentin Tarantino of youtube.

[Otokogoroshi]

Haha!

[JBSauce]

Well done, Dusty!

[CultOfDusty]

Thanks bud.

[Robpattz2010]

i don't give a shit dusy going to hell he should be in jail for this

[fshfacegurl]

Oh snap. You're so gonna get it from all the tweens now! Funny stuff! Make more videos. Like now.

[southparkgtaca]

I find it funny that Pattison HATES the books and movies. He is binded by a contract. He is on OUR side, he hates it. :P

"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it.........."

[southparkgtaca]

Continued:

"......Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."

He is like us Twilight haters, respect the man. lol

[anonymous0s0egion]

Respect him, for what, selling out for a few million dollars to star in some shit movie that even he says has a shit plot?

That my friend is called being a corporate whore.

if you respect him for that, well then there's something wrong with you.

[southparkgtaca]

There's more to it than that. He is talking a lot of shit on the books and movies. He has a contract, he can't be fired, so he is IRL trolling. He hates the series with a passion, and all the little whore girls like him. They are getting trolled.

Want to have fun? Go on Twilight forums and post what he thinks about Twilight. Watch fangirls cry.

[anonymous0s0egion]

He's still a sellout and you're failing to recognize it bro.

Plus I'd rather disrupt their conversing by BWraeping the forums to hell and back with a botnet.

Unfortunately I has none.

plus trolling 12 year olds is kinda lame at this point I'm more into fucking with bands and politicians.

Steal mail get into headlines win the fucking medal.

[southparkgtaca]

I don't fail to see it. I mean respect in the "respect" that he is trolling. Literally.

Fuck, a sellout can be a troll. haha

[anonymous0s0egion]

Is he trolling or doing it for the money?

He's doing it for the money homey.

That isn't trolling, it's being a fagot on a screen for a profit, it's also abandoning all self respect for money.

He should be raided for being a fuck nut and I hope you realize this.

You want lulz let him troll tween twifags while we exploit his shit all up and down the internetz.

Dox his personal info and post it in the twi forums, that's guaranteed insanity induced lulz.

[southparkgtaca]

Well then 2 birds one stone. He is the definition of sale out, I know. He is doing what he despises for money.

(Who wouldn't?)

But yeah, I am all for getting him, too. Start a net rumor, make people think he's gay or some shit.

(Tried last night, but the effort was fucked off because no one could agree on a story, many got spread around Yahoo Answers, you could tell it was a lie.)

[anonymous0s0egion]

Who wouldn't? Anyone with self respect, I wouldn't.

Don't spread a rumor pull a patton and attack him directly it'll cause more drama than you could handle.

IRL fuck nuts like this are the reason we live in a society of shit, and fuck ups, and why the media is fucking bullshit.

Why shouldn't he be the target?

Also I'm gonna finish off this bottle of vodka so if you want to discuss this further add me as a friend.

[southparkgtaca]

We'll discuss it you know where. If I see it pop up, I'll PM you. The plan was to let the fuck-up of last night die down. So probably about a week. Twifags on all the forums are on high alert for romurs since last night.

[325982668]

a few million dollars? if my head were as deformed as his, i'd do ANYTHING for a few million dollars, including become a sex idol for millions of girls.

[anonymous0s0egion]

That's because you're a pedophile.

Only tweens watch this shit.

[325982668]

wow you really don't know a lot of 18-23 year old girls do you?

i work with them, i'm friends with them i talk to them and they devour this garbage.

[anonymous0s0egion]

Why are you friends with morons who cant think for themselves?

Also it sounds like you live in an area filled to the fucking brim with morons.

Most 18-23 year olds I know think this is the gayest shit they've ever heard of.

[325982668]

btw the age on my profile is a typing error set in stone, i'm only 20 as of 34 days ago. i'm not a pedophile, merely commenting on the intelligence of doing something you don't particularly like and enjoying the plethora of earthly benefits that it brings.